#and getting absolutely nowhere with them

[katmaibearfan]

i think this is the funniest picture anyone has ever taken of 32 chunk. look at him. he looks like a slug. and yet. instead of a slug. he is a bear of incredible size.

[mbat]

i yet again do NOT understand why people think that what happened to steven in future came out of nowhere. the main show beats it into the ground how fucked up all this stuff has him! just cause he ends the main show in a good place doesnt mean that everything was solved! he solved the gem stuff but not himself, that was the whole point!

like. those people show that they didnt even pay attention to the show AND they dont understand trauma. like. shut the fuck up !!!!

[lavander-galaxy]

hi guys I love them

[hollygl125]

On all that season 01 love:

One of the things I find very funny is when people talk about Sara and Grissom’s relationship dynamic as if it suddenly came out of nowhere—whether that response is coming in the second season or the fourth or at the end of the sixth or whenever.

Just look at the way these two nerds look at each other! ⬆️

I mean, these two lovely science nerds were making eyes at each other from the moment he turned around—i.e., when she first showed up, in the second episode.

The adoration! ⬆️

THE ADORATION! ⬆️

“Could you come tape me up?” followed by eye sex in the truck was the third episode, my loves—as was “I keep trying to be your star pupil” and him first caressing her face.

The face caress! ⬆️

The workplace flirtation! (He loves his “work”!) ⬆️

Just try to tell me these two don’t want each other! ⬆️

Mile-high club “cite your source” airplane bathroom flirting was the ninth episode; her looking at him like he was the sun and the moon and the stars was the ninth episode.

The crime scene flirtation! ⬆️

The pure, unadulterated adoration! ⬆️

Y’all, “You want to sleep with me?” and the two of them sitting together outside, bundled up in blankets, watching a pig decompose, was the tenth episode.

Yes! Yes, he does! ⬆️

(I was really tempted on the weekend to make a new GIF-set that covered all their flirtiest, most 😍😍😍 season 1 moments, but honestly there are so many that that’s going to have to be a longer-term project.)

Anyway, it’s totally fine if someone missed it! That happens sometimes! But let’s not pretend that that’s the same thing as it not having been there, because it most definitely was.

The adoration—it’s 100% mutual, my friends! ⬆️

[julijbee]

exclusively between the hours of 1 and four

[nenoname]

What are your thoughts on Hirsch?

i do genuinely respect him a lot (the fact that a bunch of the show was improvised is both horrifying and kinda amazing, standout examples being ford himself being written on the fly and also the last mabelcorn being written in a day) and love that he's insistent on the importance of found family and platonic affection, and that he's furious when people devalue family relationships if they're not directly blood related

but also a bunch of his ford takes are pretty iffy (even if he's gotten somewhat better about him recently) and he's pretty "two steps forwards, a bunch of shuffles back" about treating the abusive relationships he writes cos it was like "oh he's talking about it normally for the panels--" and then that charity stream was basically a cannonball to any goodwill he built up

also god damn he's bad with writing romance and picking side ships in general (tad/woodpecker guy is the most 'picked random names outta a hat' shit), especially when he's fully aware that it gets fans sidetracked from the main points he's trying to make with the series

his current take of bullying and shaming ai shills however? excellent! love to see this when people are going "uwu if we ignore them stealing and being shitheads maybe they'll go away there's nothing we can do anyway" defeatist bullshit-- do it hirsch!!! send your legions of obsessed fans after those morons!!! him openly bitching about how disney execs are a bunch of spineless cowards is great too

[servuscallidus]

I never liked Melanie as a person but was very intrigued by her as a character, since she's as deep and well written as any other on the show, (until fandom made me hate her). I'd forgotten though that the dislike was immediate + from her first appearance we get to know one of her most fundamental (and insufferable) traits, that is that she does exactly what Jon does, worse-ish* even, but she thinks she's better than him because, well, because it's her and she just is. Which will come back full force later on to such wonderful effects

[caterpillarinacave]

nothing like a corporate american retail job to crush your soul like a grape

[cuteniaarts]

@katkastrofa, circa 40-ish hours ago: Hey, what if our newest bunch of OCs adopted a baby from one of the other brothel girls who knew she couldn’t afford to raise one? That would make for some fun shenanigans :D

Me, with a notoriously non existent sleep schedule, instinct of self preservation or concern for my poor wrist: Alright, bet. Watch how fast I can make you fall in love with this hypothetical baby >:)

Daneli as a gentle and loving caretaker-turned-adoptive-mother is something that can be So Personal, actually, and originally I was going to leave it at this quick sketch, but then I got carried away thinking about what this child will grow up to be like raised by this little gang of misfits, so…

Here she is!! A little older and so, so beautiful, I need more of her in my life immediately, she’s way too precious

And, because I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t also add a sapphic element to this absolute cinnamon roll, a small crack ship that I’m only half serious about for when she’s a little older still:

All in all, we may be getting impossibly far from canon, but I for one already cannot get enough of sweet darling Kumisai <3

(I fully drew three pieces from scratch in 9 hours I cannot feel my brain or my hands anymore send help)

[snobwhimsicalityy]

hello chat i am going to be a hater in tags for a moment (jst finished natlan act IV)

[emcapi-gaming]

Fort9

Arkose definitely liked video games as a kid, before they lost too much motor control in their fingers to reliably hit the buttons.

We will say, for the purpose of this combination character study post + shitpost, that Solution 9 has a game very similar to Fortnite.

Arkose played Fort9 for a grand total of one day.

...and then they could barely sleep that night because something about the way the map shrank over time scared the everloving shit out of them, and they couldn't explain why.

They have recurring stress nightmares for years afterwards about the dome shrinking.

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"We are," Doreen replied with a smile, as she began to cut into her catfish. "We briefly considered Florida, I toyed with the notion of us moving into my family's summer home there, but...I just don't think it would work out, us moving there. I'll miss it, and I'll miss my home here in New Orleans, but I think it'll be a fresh start for both of us, we're looking forward to it."

"Have you told anyone else about your engagement?" Susannah asked, as Edward nodded, "My father knows, and Belle knows. Of course we would want both of them at the wedding, but I get the feeling they'd like to do more than that..."

"We're thinking they both may try to follow us out to California," Doreen elaborated. "We don't object to the idea, of course, it's just...surprising, I suppose!

I quite love the idea...Mr. Henshaw has always been so kind to me, and Belle, well...she's more of a mother to me than my own, and so to have them both by our side as we start this new chapter in our lives...it means the world to us."

A softness had crossed Doreen's face upon saying this, and Susannah couldn't help but smile softly, her eyes beginning to glisten a little as she wrung the skirts of her dress, saying, "W-Well...I think it's going to be a-a very packed carriage then, because, w-well..."

At this, Edward's eyes widened, the beginnings of a smile tugging at the corners of his lips as he looked from Susannah to Philippe, asking, "Are you...thinking of moving to California too?"

[fleshdyk3]

god i fucking hate my dad

[moe-broey]

Puts Moe in a situation about it

[thatwitchrevan]

did yellowjackets like, add another new 'been there the whole time' character? or is it instead another 'this is totally what they always looked like' recast?

[dennisboobs]

most annoying thing about being me is that i cannot engage with like. any fanon shit about dennis because i'm constantly on some advanced derangement and the stuff i thought two years ago when i was first getting comfy in the fandom is still the way everyone else looks at dennis but i'm like. yes but its Worse than this. you're like a quarter of the way there. this isn't the interesting bit, this is a symptom of it, keep going.