#chromedome x cyclonus

[sofonn]

(little #53 mtmte spoilers in tags!)

cold biological water or something idk maybe I should try someone else too..

[michaela-o]

Here’s some evening doodles before playing path of titans again😌❤️

I love the concept of human lialison on the Lost Light. Literally can’t get enough of it🥹❤️❤️

[ppnuggie]

　　　　　　MTMTE x gn reader

　　　　『　rodimus ,, ultra magnus ,, chromedome ,, rewind ,, megatron ,, whirl ,, tailgate ,, swerve ,, cyclonus ,, first aid ,, ratchet ,, drift ,, gender neutral reader 』

　　-> christmas on the lost light

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— sorry i havent been uploading as much 😭💔 ive been busy with work and school ,, but im on christmas break so hopefully ill be able to get through the few requests i have sitting in my inbox rn and reopen requests :(( ima try to start uploading more now as much as i can ❤️ heres a little something for christmas though ! hope you all enjoy christmas this year <3

• it was natural for the bots aboard to be interested in human customs ,, having lived in a war most their life . death and violence were something they were quite used to experiencing ,, never really having the time to experience anything outside of the horrors of war itself .

• swerve was one of the few main bots that pestered you often about human holidays . cybertronians didn't celebrate much ,, unless they were a group of autobots who just gave some decepticons a what-for .

• then again ,, swerve usually asked many questions regarding things on earth and what humans do . sometimes you humored him ,, sometimes you told little lies ,, like if you clapped three times in a mall it would be a sign that a tiger was loose . it was quite fun to put silly nonsense in that processor of his at times .

• though when it came to christmas he would not leave you alone . whether you celebrated it or not ,, you still explained the custom in general to him . how old saint nicholas would mosey on down the chimney ,, eat the cookies and drink the milk left out for him ,, and leave presents under the tree lit well and adorned with ornaments .

• you even pulled up the santa tracker for swerve ,, showing him where santa would go and be ,, how on christmas eve he would be flying around with his reindeer and leave presents

• hearing all of this intrigued chromedome and rewind ,, as well as tailgate and whirl . cyclonus didn't understand the hype and belief of having an old random man leave gifts in your house and eat your food even if left out specifically him . tailgate was thrilled though ,, a funny little old man leaving him gifts seemed so heavenly to him . chromedome and rewind ,, however ,, had different opinions . rewind was interested in this human holiday ,, whilst chromedome shared the same opinion as cyclonus . how were you sure this 'santa' guy wasnt gonna rob you ? and when you were sleeping nonetheless .

• rodimus already knew of this tradition ,, as did ratchet and ultra magnus . rodimus was quite ecstatic at the idea of having a christmas party ,, watching christmas movies and sipping on energon . maybe he could even have you sit on his lap ,, all cozy in those soft blankets and sippin on your own mug of hot chocolate .

• ratchet couldnt care less ,, grumbling something about how 'you humans and your holidays and customs' . though he definitely didnt deny the offer of going to this christmas party ,, it was nice to spend some time that didn't involve life threatening situations for once .

• ultra magnus ,, on the other hand ,, was quite picky about how the christmas party should be set up . he even tried to ban home alone ,, saying he didnt want rodimus to get any ideas from the traps in the movie . the last thing he needed was to end up in one the next day . though ,, the many outweigh the few ,, and so home alone was allowed in the movie marathon .

• now when you told him about the grinch ,, he wasnt sure if you were mocking him by saying it was an actual movie or if he should be concerned for what this dr.seuss guy was drawing . i mean ,, have you seen how hairy the grinch is ? or how the whos in whoville are shaped ? pointy noses and all ,, it was quite new to magnus .

• megatron ,, who overheard everything ,, already knew he wasnt going to be wanted at the party . it made sense ,, his past and everything he's done to earth and its people . though when you asked him to come ,, that you personally wanted him there ,, he swore he felt his spark stop for a second . he only gave a nod ,, whilst ravage bickered to him that night in his habsuite .

• whirl ,, to say the least ,, was prepared to fight santa . he was watching the santa tracker ,, waiting for the jolly fellow to pop up so whirl could fly down and bring out the big guns ( that brainstorm recently made ,, not yet tested out or put through a test trial so lord knows what may go wrong) . magnus almost had to throw him in the brig if he couldnt contain his sudden rage and fury for the old man .

• first aid was somewhat interested ,, never having celebrated a holiday before . it would be nice ,, getting together and doing nothing but watching movies all day . he hadnt seen movies from earth that much either ,, besides a few fast n furious ones here and there . needless to say ,, he was somewhat concerned for humans need to trash cars . he cringed a little on the inside ,, watching those perfectly good cars blow up . it was like a horror movie but for cybertronians .

• during the movie marathon ,, whirl tried to sneak violent night and black christmas in ,, saying they were also christmas movies and that they should watch them . magnus ended up throwing them out ,, saying no one really felt like seeing dying people during this one time of peace .

• drift enjoyed the nightmare before christmas ,, the claymation alone was enough to captivate him . then the designs of the characters ,, the music and songs ,, even jack's childlike wonder for christmas matched his own (in a few ways) . during that movie you sat with him ,, sharing a few facts about the movie itself . how long it took to make and how hard it is to do claymation movies .

• during the polar express you stayed with rewind and chromedome ,, snuggling in between the two and sippin on your hot chocolate . rewind enjoyed watching the train on the ice whilst chromedome puffed about how he coulda easily done that himself and saved everyone . you only rolled your eyes ,, muttering out a sure as you fought back a smile .

• during a break in between the movies you noticed megatron ,, standing awkwardly in the corner with his own cube of fools energon in servo . you smiled at the bot ,, walking up to him and having a small conversation with him . you didnt honestly think he’d show up ,, but youre glad he did . he let you sit with him during one of the movies ,, bonding well with the giant bot .

• he was quite warm ,, heat coming from off his body as you huddled close to him . he tucked his servo around you ,, worried you may fall off . for a few moments during the movie you swore you saw him smile at some of the corniest parts ,, or chuckle softly at some of the dumbest jokes .

• you took turns ,, switching between bots during different movies . you would sit in their laps ,, explain little things you liked about the movie playing and share a few things of your own childhood during this time of the year .

• it was nice ,, to say the least . having time to the bots ,, doing things that reminded you of home . it wasnt the same ,, but it was the thought that counted . spending time with them peacefully was more than enough for you ,, and definitely more than you could ask for this christmas .

[cozzzynook]

Rodimus has fallen in love and is about to bond with Getaway. When Ratchet and Drift sit him down and show him evidence of Getaway cheating and he's devastated.

Personally I can never see Rodimus ever liking Getaway in any capacity but I can see them using each other as a quick frag when they first meet.

Its one of the worst experiences Rodimus has in his life and he doesn’t even overload. Getaway asked and he made a face before standing up and just walking out of Getaway’s hab completely unsatisfied and going to meet up with one of his aft call bots that he knows will get him off.

That night he heads to join, Cyclonus, Tailgate and Whirl for a frag session because he needs three very well experienced and nasty mechs to get the horrible feeling and thought of Getaway out of his memory files and off his frame.

He’s feeling a lot more satisfied hours later when he leaves the trios hab with a nice limp in his gate and a tiredness only a good fragging can give a bot.

He doesn’t think of Getaway or their horrible time until he and his crew stop on a planet and he meets the con twins Skyquake and Dreadwing. He’s smiling so wide with his spoiler bouncing and valve twitching just itching for a fun time as he locks optics with the two.

Before he knows it he’s bent wide over with two huge spikes stuffing his port like the spike slut he is as they both thrust inside of him with a servo choking his neck cables just the way he likes it and another slapping his sensitive valve raw.

Its when they finish and carry him back to his ship for Magnus to take does he see Getaway glaring at him and he’s so confused as to why until he remembers the horrible time they had together and immediately pushes the thought aside with a shiver of disgust.

Really, there was no way the mech actually thought lasting less than five minutes was gonna sate him. He knows he’s a slut but even sluts need more than five minutes.

He purposely tries to never think on the encounter again only to have the same issue when he’s on the bridge.

Magnus and Megatron are standing on either side of him, servos gently caressing both his sides making his tanks flutter and his aft wiggle as he smiles giddy and leans into them.

He’s thinking of all the fun they’ll have together as they usher him towards the door where it opens to reveal Getsway glaring angrily at him making him confused all over again.

Its Magnus stepping forward asking what Getaway needs with a clipped tone that makes the other look away and walk off.

He feels himself shiver in pure disgust as he remembers once again, how terrible their time was and how pitiful his stroke game felt. He tells the two as much after Megatron stares down where Getaway was last seen. He doesn’t want the mech to get hurt but he does wish he’d stay away from him.

He gives Magnus a nice, long surprise under the desk gift after making sure Getaway had a completely different schedule than him. He helped the mech organize two book shelves after, he didn’t care at all for stuff like that, but it made Magnus smile and happy so he did it.

He was having his fun as usual with the conjunx pair and the conjunx trio along with a spike swirl for Rewind and Chromedome as a job well done on helping repair a part of the ship. Along with letting Nautica use her servo to spank him when her frustrations became too much. He allowed Skids to watch and couldn’t help giggling at how the mech got so nervous when he moaned looking his way.

Rodimus was, to put it frankly, a slut.

He was decepticon share ware when he was Hot rod and changing to Rodimus, even when he was Rodimus prime, did nothing to curb his need for spike. Sure it lowered his libido but that put it on the healthy high scale instead of beyond the high scale. His doc First aid was grateful while he worked it so he could enjoy the more deeply kinky intimate parts of fragging instead of going so rough he would break.

He’s been on berth leave multiple times for having his insides shifted and his valve sprained.

“Hey Roddy,” he felt his spoiler bounce and his tank soften, his optics felt softer at the sight of Drift coming towards him. But that changed when he noticed the mech looking unhappy.

“What’d I do?”

He never fragged Drift or Ratchet.

They never invited him to berth so he never flirted or did anything inappropriate.

He was a slut.

Not a creep or perv who couldn’t respect boundaries.

“Nothing Roddy, you haven’t done anything,” Drift reassured. The mech put an arm around his waist like he always did and led him back to his hab where Ratchet was sitting down waiting for them.

He sat between the two on the couch and felt an awkward tension resting heavily in the room.

He felt better having Ratchet shift him onto his lap but he still felt nervous.

“Okay, whats up guys? What’d I do?”

“Roddy,” Drift sighed his designation and he was quick to apologize, “Stop that. You didn’t do anything kid. We just wanted to talk.”

His optic ridges touched but he nodded.

“Its about you and Getaway,” Ratchet said after a moment silence, “the mechs been….”

“He’s been stalking you, even with your two different schedules,” Drift finished, his fangs poked out and his servos were tight.

“Stalking me? But..why? We aren’t a thing…I’ve never…”

“Aw damnit.”

“Kid?”

“The first few days in…I..um..well its cause of that. Don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of it,” Rodimus sighed rubbing his face plate and going to stand when Ratchet and Drift held him in place on the medics lap.

“He harrassin ya cause he wants ya in berth again?”

The way both of them of them lock onto him, protective fields shrouding him making it hard to vent but so easy to melt against.

“No..I..I don’t know what he wants..I..well..I like to..explore my options..sometimes,” he blushed in a dazed.

“Kid ya like spike. We know. The crew knows. A lot of cybertron knows. It’s fine kid. I’m called the party ambulance for a reason.”

“We know your reputation Roddy. We don’t care.”

“Speak for yourself kid. I’m happy you’ve slowed down and haven’t caught any viruses. First aid used to have a mental breakdown when he had to out your valve back into place.”

“Ratchet!”

“What Kid? Its fine. I’ve popped mine back into place a few times myself,” Ratchet shrugged at Rodimus who looked…beyond shell shocked even if he shouldn’t. His reputation was very well known.

“I..how long have you two know?”

“Since we’ve known you,” Drift said easily, he was still angry but the digit he used to brush along Rodimus’s cheek was anything but. It was hard not to lean into it.

“Wait..if you knew I was share ware,” Drift’s servo gripping his face plate giving him a sharp look made him back track.

“I mean, used to be shareware,” he rushes. It still doesn’t loosen Drifts hold so he continues.

“Why are you always inviting me over and having me spend the night if you know I’m a spike slut?”

Maybe he should’ve put more thought into all the times they had him sit on their laps or would cuddle with him in berth and make sure he couldn’t leave. Or when he’d cook dinner and lunch every day and one of them always digit fed him with a now noticeably lame excuse of “we want to make sure you eat enough.”

“Told ya we’d have to spell it out,” Ratchet grouched, wrapping his arms around the speedster who felt weary but unafraid.

“We like you Roddy. More than what you think,” Drift interrupted his musings, thumb rubbing his cheek.

“We’ve been in love with you for a very long time now and we’re pretty sure you feel the same. Even if you don’t want to admit it,” Drift finished.

“Kid you run faster than Blurr from affection thats not a one night sexual conquest. So we figured it best to ease you into the idea of being with us. We don’t have any intent to change who you are. We know you love spike and we’re fine with it. We just want you to come home to us at the end of it.”

He felt his optics watering and he wanted to hide.

They were right of course.

He was afraid of romantic feelings, relationships, love.

But when it came to the two mechs holding him he couldn’t help but fall in love.

Subconsciously he lessened the amount of mechs he’d sleep with on a drastic scale the more time he spent with them intimately.

He didn’t want to give up his frag sessions with Megatron and Minimus or the wild rides with Cyclonus, Tailgate and Whirl, but he hadn’t really ventured out much aside from basic non penetration with Nautica, Chromedome and Rewind and letting Skids watch. Of course he had fun with Skyquake and Dreadwing, but he didn’t leave his comm number like he usually did for a second round.

“I don’t..please don’t..”

“Relax kid, we know. We know,” Ratchet let him curl up and hide.

It was embarrassing as it was needed.

“I’m not..you picked wrong. You shouldn’t want me.”

The engine rev from Ratchet was the first real warning and he kept silent.

“We know exactly who we picked Rodimus and we aren’t picking anyone else but the three of us.”

That was the second warning, hearing his designation from Drift was always serious and while his insecurities were tugging at him, he let Ratchets warm servo rubbing his thigh quiet the storm.

They stayed like that for a while.

Sitting on the couch until Rodimus felt Ratchet’s signs of stiffness.

He fell into rhythm without thinking much as he shifted and stood helping the mech up and using his outlier to warm the space between them.

Eventually they retired to berth where Ratchet and Drift locked Rodimus in a tangle of limbs.

He didn’t mind. It was grounding.

Helped him feel without panicking.

He looked down and let his digits curl loosely between theirs and day dreamed.

They didn’t say anything. Didn’t push or rush him.

They just enjoyed their time together and that made things feel..as easy as onlining.

Rodimus didn’t see or hear about Getaway after that but he did notice Drift cleaning energon off his sword and Ratchet wiping energon from his med kit.

He figured it best not to ask.

[ciipher-arts]

For the Ship Bingo. I'm torn between asking for Rewind and Chromedome, or Cygate(+Whirl).

HAHA! JOKES ON YOU! YOU'RE GETTING BOTH!! BECAUSE I LOVE THEM!!

I haven't read the comics all the way through (my god MTMTE is LONG) but I've known about these two pairs for quite a while. And my god I ADORE THEM!! MTMTE genuinely has some of the best written romance stories and couples I've seen in a VERY long time.

Out of the two, I'd say Cygate is definitely my favorite of them, maybe my favorite couple in MTMTE at the moment. I love how Cyclonus goes from hating the guy to confessing his love, how Tailgate never gave up trying to show him kindness, and the journey their relationship has had. That confession scene was PERFECT. And I cannot forget Whirl as the Ultimate Wingman and Cygate Shipper (I didn't add him in cuz he's hard to draw but rest assured I LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH)

BUT Rewind's message to Chromedome has made me ugly cry and that gives them a win in my book. Absolute sweeties. Very angsty. Very sweet. I love them so so much. I want them to be happy together.

Also added in song lyrics because I can and I love doing it.

ALSO ALSO IGNORE HOW I SCREWED UP THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHHHH IT MADE THE DRAWINGS LOOK BETTER

[cyber-streak-2]

Headcanons with TFP Soundwave, IDW Cygate and IDW Chromedome and Rewind finding out their Cybertronian SO was blinded protecting them

Headcanons with (TFP) Soundwave, (IDW1) Cygate, & (IDW1) CDRW involving their Cybertronian S/O going blind while protecting them:

Soundwave

[He’d just opened a ground-bridge while in the process of collecting something Megatron wanted- and he suddenly feels himself get pushed, followed by an explosion- sending the both of you back to the Nemesis.]

[It was Wheeljack’s doing. Soundwave immediately sends you to Breakdown and Knockout so that they can help you, while going to discuss things with Megatron.]

[During the little meeting, Breakdown interrupts. He explains that you will recover from your wounds, but... you don’t have your optics anymore- you just have empty sockets.]

[Soundwave tries his best to comfort you throughout it all.]

[To let you know that he’s around, besides using voice clips, he usually wraps his tendrils around you- he also does it if you’re about to bump into anything.]

[He feels bad that he unintentionally caused this. He wants Knockout and Breakdown to fix this, but the two don’t just... have anything for optics laying around.]

Cygate

[When attackers entered the Lost Light, you were with Tailgate- while Cyclonus had been in the bar. You and Tailgate begin to protect eachother, and Cyclonus tries to get to you two.]

[When Tailgate doesn’t notice an attacker from behind, you end up shoving him out of the way, and get blasted- one shot to the face, and one in the chassis. Cyclonus arrives to the sight of you collapsing and Tailgate panicking.]

[You wake up in the medibay... but not like you can entirely know that- you can’t see- and you immediately voice that. Causing Cyclonus to worry, and the already panicked Tailgate to worry even further, and quickly start apologizing.]

[Its not just a simple blast that caused you to go blind- there was something in the blast that got your face, and the medics are trying to find a way/a solution to fix this.]

[While the medics are doing this, the two stick with you and try to help you out with things.]

CDRW

[You’re waking up in the medibay, and it’s very much concerning that you can’t see—but you can feel Chromedome and Rewind’s presence with you—and you immediately remember what happened.]

[A fight broke out on the planet the Lost Light had stopped on. Two of the attackers had surrounded Chromedome and Rewind, but you went to help them—shooting at the attackers, and hoping to give CD and Rewind time to escape.]

[Among giving you other wounds before you got helped, the attackers ended up ripping out your optics.]

[When you wake up, it seems like the two have been talking for a while—to each other, and the unconscious you. They both wish that you hadn’t done that- but you don’t care too much about that, you’re just glad they’re both okay.]

[They stay with you as long as they can, they almost never leave your side in the medibay.]

[The three of you spend a lot of time discussing what happened, and what may happen—like if you aren’t able to get new optics or anything. Though, they’ll be there to help.]

[minorisato]

even in another world, reality was just as lame

transformers, original work / miniber, background ships / wc: 1378 / warnings: past major injury / notes: dropping some psyber lore!??!!

“Don’t get me wrong,” Psyber says, burying his helm into a servo, “I’m glad I have friends. I like having friends. I’m just also terrified constantly.”

Rung nods, taking notes on his datapad. He pushes up his glasses. “It’s natural to feel anxious,” he smiles softly, “you were isolated for quite a while, after your accident.”

Psyber isn’t totally sure how hy ended up here, or why hy agreed to this. Hy swore up and down to Betamax that hy didn’t need help and Rung can’t fix hym and trying is honestly a little pointless. But then Betamax brought it up at Swerve’s, when everyone else was around, (including Minimus, dammit,) and everyone was actually agreeing with Betamax (figures) and Minimus looked at him with that half-stern-half-something expression and said hy should at least try–

And now Rung is psychoanalyzing hym, which is the opposite of what Psyber wanted. Hy can psychoanalyze hymself just fine, actually. So fine, in fact, that hy really already knows where hys anxiety about friendship comes from. 

It goes like this– you live on a neutral planet for a long, long fucking time. You have friends on this neutral planet. And then you get fucking shot. They all watch you get shot. They’re there, they see it happen, and they rush you to the nearest medic to save you. But the attack is still happening. So they leave. You don’t see them again after that.

It goes like this– you’re on life support, your wound only ever half-fixed. And this life support is mobile now, sure, you can carry it around for a while, but it wasn’t always. So you couldn’t exactly go looking for your old friends for a while. Eventually, you figure, they move on, and looking for them feels sort of pointless. By the time you can actually carry around your life support and move and leave, you’re not even interested in finding them anymore. If they actually cared about you, they could always come find you, and they didn’t.

It goes like this– you find one mech who is okay. Who your processor allows you to cling to, and so you do, like your life depends on it. He’s your friend now, and you aren’t interested in meeting anyone else. He ends up garnering a somewhat large group of friends, one way or another, and that’s fine, ‘cause he’s still there, you’re there for him, mostly. So now you kind of have multiple friends again. Which is cool, sure, except last time you had multiple friends you got shot and it ruined your life, and your processor has decided to link having friends to experiencing pain, so you just have this ever-present feeling of dread following you.

Rung, essentially, repeats this verbatim, and Psyber nods along, because hy knew all this already. It’s a logical progression. Hy doesn’t need therapy.

“I think it’s good that we’ve addressed the root cause of your anxieties,” Rung smiles at hym, and Psyber continues to just nod along. “I think in our next meeting, it’d be a good idea to come up with some strategies to help you manage that anxiety.”

Psyber resets hys vocals, and pats hymself on the back for not shouting that hy doesn’t need to manage hys anxiety, and hy doesn’t need help, and it’s not a big deal, and hy doesn’t need to cope because hy’s doing fine, in the grand scheme of things. Hy stands. “Thank you for seeing me.”

Rung nods back. It’s not that Rung is a bad person, or anything. He really is sweet, and good at his job, and he’s undoubtedly helping a lot of mechs. It’s just that Psyber doesn’t need the help. “Of course,” he says. “Thank you for coming in. I understand you were reluctant, but therapy can be helpful, no matter who you are.”

Again, Psyber nods, attempting a smile and kinda failing. Hy needs to get out of here. “Good day, doctor.”

~~~~

The first thing Psyber does, upon entering Swerve’s, is beg the bartender to let hym drink.

“I know I’m not supposed to,” hy pleads, servos clasped together, “but like, please? Just one glass? Pretty please?”

“Absolutely not,” Swerve grimaces. “Pretty sure if I let you drink, I’m gonna end up thrown in the brig. We’ll probably both end up in the brig, actually. Bad enough you’ve been getting free drinks from Betamax.”

Speak of the tape player, and he shall appear, jogging up to the laptop. “How did it go?”

“It went fine,” Psyber spits, gritting hys dentae. “Nothing happened and it didn’t work. I tried therapy and it’s not for me, like I figured, and I’m not going back.” Hy huffs. “Did Swerve give you any high-grade? He won’t give me any.”

Betamax shakes his helm. “He won’t sell me engex anymore, either.” He pauses. “To be fair, I shouldn’t be drinking it anyway. Neither should you, actually. Didn’t Ratchet ban you from drinking it?”

Psyber groans, ignoring him, trudging over to hys usual spot at their usual table. Hy practically collapses into the seat, attempting to listen in for context on– whatever Chromedome is on about. Thankfully, no one asks hym what hy’s so pissy about, Betamax simply standing behind hym and rubbing hys shoulder comfortingly.

Hy actually starts to calm down a bit, until Rewind perks up, cutting off hys conjunx. “Stop drinking, Minimus just walked in.”

Psyber’s helm immediately slams down against the table. Hy lets out a little ow as small pedesteps approach their table.

“I hope everything is going well here,” Minimus begins, “you all seem to be having a nice time.”

“A very law-abiding time,” Whirl chirps, and then immediately gets smacked, probably by Cyclonus. Psyber’s helm is still pressed against the table, optics-down. “Ow. The fuck.”

Minimus seems to ignore Whirl, and for a moment, there’s quiet. Then, “is Psyber alright?”

“Not sure,” Rewind tells his fellow minibot, “hy’s been like that pretty much since hy walked in. None of us asked.” He thinks for a moment. “We probably should’ve asked.”

“Are you trashed or something?” Whirl asks, and gets smacked again. “Ow! Fuckin’ stop!”

Psyber is not trashed, unfortunately, and was actually perfectly fine with no one asking, ‘cause hy kind of wants to ignore that hy went to therapy at all and hy wants to ignore that it’s affecting hym in any way. Betamax, bless his spark, has not picked up on this. “Hy had therapy today. Hy’s just feeling a little insane about it still.”

Psyber raises hys helm just enough to slam it back down. Ow. If hy does that enough it’ll probably do some serious processor damage. (Hy considers it.)

Whirl outright laughs at hym. “You actually went?!”

“You actually went!” Tailgate exclaims, distinctly more excited than Whirl. He actually sounds happy for Psyber. “How did it go?”

“Yeah, I sort of… wasn’t expecting you to actually go,” Chromedome admits.

“It went fine!” Psyber hisses, lifting hys helm (and keeping it up, despite wanting to smack it down again.) “It went fine. Therapy was fine. It didn’t help, like I assumed, ‘cause I don’t actually need it.”

Chromedome makes an ehhh noise. “You can’t really judge if it helped or not after only one meeting.”

Tailgate nods. “It might help if you go again?”

Psyber grits hys dentae. “That is so fascinating. That is so cool. I am not doing that.”

“I think it would be beneficial to you to continue going,” Minimus pipes up, and Psyber snaps hys helm in the direction of the minibot. “Obviously, none of us can force you to keep going,” he resets his vocals, “but I agree that it’s hard to discern if it’s helpful or not after only one meeting. It can take multiple meetings before you start to feel it’s effects.”

Psyber studies his faceplates, biting hys own lips. Minimus is wearing that same expression he wore the first time he suggested Psyber try therapy, that half-stern-half-something look. It’s now, really staring at him, that Psyber can identify the other half as caring. Half-stern-half-caring. Minimus cares about hym. That thought does nothing to help hys a little bit insane status.

“I’ll think about it,” hy huffs, and behind hym, Betamax lets out a small yay.

[revelboo]

Transformers x Reader Masterlist

Or ‘look, I organized the nonsense.’ Only the first chapter appears here, with previous/next navigation added to the parts to make it easier to read. This is an 18+ blog.

Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/revelboo

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/RevelBoo/works

About/Warnings/Assorted Headcanons and Scenarios are here

IDW/G1

Starscream x Reader/ Soundwave x Reader/ Megatron x Reader Everything Is Alright Everything Is Alright-full chapters

Wheeljack x Reader Circuits and Wires

Jazz x Reader Over it Now

Soundwave x Reader-stand alone When You're Around

Thundercracker x Reader Better Open the Door

Bluestreak x Reader Where I Belong

Prowl x Reader Stand Too close

Cliffjumper x Reader TKO

Sideswipe x Reader, Sunstreaker x Reader Can't Finish What You Started

Optimus Prime x Reader Gravity

Bumblebee x Reader Last Night

Skyfire x Reader Floating Down The River

Rumble x Reader Alcohol Eyes

Skywarp x Reader Stop Talking

Ratchet x Reader Feel Like Rain

Waspinator x Reader Worker Bee

Ironhide x Reader Hold Me Down

Vortex x Reader I Can't Decide

Grimlock x Reader Shiver

Constructicons x Reader Drive

Insecticons x Reader You (Don't) Know Me

Trailbreaker x Reader Too Tired To Wink

Hound x Reader Heavy Boots

Sunstorm x Reader Love Me Dead

Alternate Takes

Megatron x Reader Skin and Bones

Metroplex x Reader I Can Feel You

Seeker Trine x Reader True Romance

Soundwave x Reader, Shockwave x Reader Clumsy Heart

Rainmakers x Reader No Strings

Megatronus Prime x Reader Give It Up

D 16 x Reader Fight For You

Silverbolt x Reader Save World Get Girl

Lost Light

Megatron x Reader Invisible Monsters

Drift x Reader The Samurai Code

Rodimus x Reader Attractive Today

Whirl x Reader Delirium

Scavengers x Reader A Lifeless Ordinary

Ultra Magnus x Reader The Conversation

Swerve x Reader Lose Control

Swindle x Reader Hangman

Tarn x Reader L.G. Fuad

Ultra Magnus x Reader The Conversation

Pharma x Reader Pulp Fiction

Skids x Reader Hysteria

Starscream x Reader Overdone

Sunder x Reader Whipped Cream

Rung x Reader Anything For You

Brainstorm x Reader My Way

Chromedome x Reader x Rewind Circles

Tailgate x Reader x Cyclonus Chain Me Free

TF Prime

Soundwave x Reader Bad Idea

Ratchet x Reader The Weakends

Knockout x Reader My Favorite Accident

Megatron x Reader Broken Arrow

Wheeljack x Reader Crooked Ways

Shockwave x Reader Point of Extinction

Starscream x Reader Bottom Feeder

Dreadwing x Reader Anything At All

Smokescreen x Reader Resolution

TF ONE

Megatron x Reader It Had To Be You

Starscream x Reader Inside Out

B-127 x Reader The Coma Kid

TF Earthspark

Tarantulas x Reader Disappear

Megatron x Reader Give Up/Give In

Bumblebee x Reader The Future Freaks Me Out

Soundwave x Reader Son Of a Gun

Starscream x Reader Disaster Hearts

TF Armada

Starscream x Reader Even If It Kills Me

TF Animated

Optimus Prime x Reader Broken Heart

Blitzwing x Reader Hello Helicopter

Bulkhead x Reader Time Turned Fragile

Blurr x Reader A-Ok

Shockwave x Reader Safe In The Dark

Megatron x Reader The Devil You Know

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

Dude after the free use human fic, after human was finally out of the hole is she going to get asked by the bots if that can do it again instead of y'know being stuck in the wall, because I can imagine the bots won't stop thinking about it

......

>:333

Rehehehehehehe

Various Lost Light crew members x reader, gender neutral AFAB reader, racially ambiguous, free use, very mild dubious consent if you squint

I bet Swerve begs the human to have a free use night at his bar. Like buy two drinks get to use the human. You know Ultra Magnus had to help set up in order to make sure everything was in line and in order. Buy two drinks then get a ticket with your number for the human to service you. Then it just breaks down into a huge robot gangbang in the middle of the bar.

You know Rodimus is coming to the human like twice a day absolutely pussy whipped and begging to be inside his favorite human again.

Megatron finally getting a turn and making it so the human can’t walk for a whole week. Just blissed out smiling with a lake of transfluid under them as their abused hole just gapes. He’s very attentive with aftercare but he’s also worried he might have broken them.

Ratchet took them in under the guise of their own medical well being but bro doesn’t know jack about organics and just wanted an excuse to have them to himself. Drift jacking off Ratchet using the human like a spike sleeve.

You know Tailgate is humping them like a rabbit every chance he gets and Cyclonus is watching the whole thing with his spike in his servo.

Rewind and Chromedome taking the human out on a romantic excursion so they’re all buttered up when they share them. Soft lighting and music while they take turns using the human’s holes. I feel like they’d run a train on their special little human.

Nautica would probably be int having the human ride her then tease them when they get tired. “Nuhuh! I saw what kind of stamina you have,” she’d say while giving a sharp thrust. “I know you can do better than that.” Then she’s punishing the little human when they cum before her. She’s fingering them and using them like a toy. The human comes out of her habsuite covered in purple lipstick marks and smiling like a dope.

Whirl would scoop the human up and stash them away in his habsuite all for himself. He just wants the soft mushy sex where his human is stroking his face and peppering kisses all along his body until he can fuck their face with his spike. He’d definitely tease at breaking them and turning them into nothing but a hole for everyone to use but he knows how fragile humans are and to be more gentle.

Brainstorm is running all sorts of experiments trying to see which toys his human has the best reaction to, how hard they can cum, how many orgasms until they pass out. It’s all for research purposes he tells himself while watching Perceptor fuck you stupid while jacking himself off.

[tftarotproject]

So as I understand, this project is lost light/idw focused but has basically every major character anyway? Just cause of how many cards? Cause I love the idea of a TF tarot but I haven’t read idw so I’m not really into it much yet. Just wanna know to see if it’s good for me ya know? Thanks!

The characters included are:

0 The Fool - Tailgate

I The Magician - Brainstorm

II The High Priestess - Mistress of Flame

III The Empress - Windblade

IV The Emperor - Starscream

V The Hierophant - Optimus Prime

VI The Lovers - Chromedome and Rewind

VII The Chariot - Megatron

VIII Strength - First Aid

IX The Hermit - Cyclonus

X Wheel of Fortune - Deathsaurus

XI Justice - Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus

XII The Hanged Man - Drift

XIII Death - Whirl

XIV Temperance - Dai Atlas

XV The Devil - Tarn

XVI The Tower - Skids

XVII The Star -  The Necrobot/Censere

XVIII The Moon - Red Alert

XIX The Sun - Rodimus

XX Judgment - Rung

XXI The World - The Lost Light

Thundercracker - Ace of Wands

Pyra Magna - Two of Wands

Pipes - Three of Wands

Blaster - Four of Wands

Overlord - Five of Wands

Galvatron - Six of Wands

Kaon - Seven of Wands

Blurr - Eight of Wands

Metroplex - Nine of Wands

Ratchet - Ten of Wands

Ten - Page of Wands

Firestar - Knight of Wands

Nautica - Queen of Wands

Thunderclash - King of Wands

Prowl - Ace of Swords

Fulcrum - Two of Swords

Krok - Three of Swords

Metalhawk - Four of Swords

Arcee - Five of Swords

Ambulon - Six of Swords

Pharma - Seven of Swords

Vos - Eight of Swords

Tarantulas - Nine of Swords

Getaway - Ten of Swords

Wing - Page of Swords

Wheeljack - Knight of Swords

Velocity - Queen of Swords

Tyrest - King of Swords

Swindle - Ace of Pentacles

Riptide - Two of Pentacles

The Wreckers - Three of Pentacles

Trailcutter - Four of Pentacles

Fortress Maximus - Five of Pentacles

Nickel - Six of Pentacles

Shockwave - Seven of Pentacles

Perceptor - Eight of Pentacles

Trepan - Nine of Pentacles

Lockdown - Ten of Pentacles

Spinister - Page of Pentacles

Crankcase - Knight of Pentacles

Helex - Queen of Pentacles

Bumblebee - King of Pentacles

Cerebros - Ace of Cups

Lug & Anode - Two of Cups

Misfire - Three of Cups

Tesarus - Four of Cups

Grimlock - Five of Cups

Cosmos - Six of Cups

Swerve - Seven of Cups

Skywarp - Eight of Cups

Nightbeat - Nine of Cups

Chromia - Ten of Cups

Sunstreaker - Page of Cups

Jazz - Knight of Cups

Soundwave - Queen of Cups

Roller - King of Cups

Some of these characters are exclusive to the IDW comics, but most are familiar faces through continuities. Even if you don't know all of the characters, it's a beautiful deck any TF fan could appreciate. You can also go through the rest of the blog to see some of the pieces our artists have created!

[fjordline]

i cannot believe i wrote an essay for a comment on my post asking for my opinion.. only to get blocked before i could reply 💔

disclaimer: this is about something as unimportant as a character in a transformer comic and why i don't like him

i dont want to make anyone who's a tailgate superfan feel bad or anything this is just my personal opinion as someone who has read all of idw1. despite of how it may seem.. i do not identify as a hater! anyway, he's not an overtly bad character at the start, the contrived asspulls begin around the tyrest arc, tg supposedly has one day left to live because of lethal cybercrosis. he goes on to save everyone by jumping tyrest and then later rewriting the code of the legislators. and after a drawn out sad monologue on his death bed, cyclonus stabs him with his greatsword which…. for some reason cures his deadly illness. and it only gets worse once megatron arrives, the whole narrative bends over backwards to asskiss megatron and make you think of tailgate as some kind of cute mascot character to set up for the getaway 'villain' arc. tailgate is written as a stupid baby who earnestly believes he's injecting megatron with an 'anti-villain-virus' to get rid of his evil thoughts, his holoform is also. a baby. jro tries to make getaway look bad by making him cartoonishly evil, when, what getaway did cannot begin to be compared to everything megatron was doing right up to his trial. yet getaway gets all his limbs and jaw amputated and megatron gets to carry on with his ''''''''''''''''reformed autobot''''''''''''''' shit and all the good guys stick up for him.

yet somehow even worse than the megatron bootlicking is the 'energy spasm' incident. when cyclonus is shot while protecting tailgate and this causes him to be sooooo heartbroken that he .. has a panic attack that causes some kind of rainbow wave to go off for no reason. this wave somehow, not only wakes thunderclash up from his coma, but gives tailgate inexplicable super strength invincibility powers. It boggles my mind what made tg deserve any of that, because he cared about cyclonus and was sad he seemingly died? does that mean chromedome wasn't sad enough when rewind died or he also would have energy spasmed? this is around where i stopped on my last re-read so i don't remember the specific events of lost light quite as well, i do remember it not getting much better though.

and i personally cannot stand smol uwu bean type characters, when he says some shit like 'i deserve a heckin bomp for this' i start wanting to drown in a bathtub. cyclonus deserves so much better. they have no chemistry. they're just the 'grumpy x sunshine OTP XD' trite trope. whirl and cyc have a 200000 times more interesting dynamic. rodimus and his hatred of hats is a more interesting dynamic.

i feel like cyc gets bogged down so hard by the romance plot hes forced to take part in, when he's away from tg he is so much more entertaining and interesting. at a certain point it's like he starts doing fuck all except hang around tailgate and wax poetic about their love. cdrw manages to never be annoying when they're loveydovey with each other, but cygate drives me up the wall

mtmte is simultanously so good… yet so mald inducing that it compels me to write shit like this. i wouldnt care so much about this one fucking robot if (most of) the rest of the comic wasn't so excellent

this is all subjective obviously and i havent seen anyone else dislike tg other than me and some friends. he literally seems to be universally loved so maybe im just sick and twisted.

[phoenixisobsessed]

If we could request everything; do you read fanfics or comics/canon only? Do you have a OTP? What is your least liked transformers show? Did you visit a tf convention at some point? Just asking what could be good, ya don't have to answer though! <:

HDUDKFKFBJSB I LOVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS.

Okay so, I am generally a canon reader. It’s mostly because I don’t seek out fanfics and don’t really use AO3 (I am a comic reader my ADHD needs pictures LFMAO) but I have read a few fanfics because some of them are so…oouhhrhrhd loves… So if I ever get recommended fanfics I’ll probably read them :3

I mean I ship a lot of characters. I don’t know if I have an OTP though. Also because most of my ships are just canon stuff like Drift x Ratchet, Chromedome x Rewind, Tailgate x Cyclonus, Knockout x Breakdown, stuff like that. (Can you tell that I’m a gay man?) BUT!! I am also an enjoyer of Megop/Oplita/Megoplita. Half canon implied but yk. Also enjoy a more Ace relationship Wavewave. AND HUUUGE enjoyer of Skystar oh my GOD my two little scientists. Swagnus also kinda funny BAHABH. So OTP may be Skyfire and Starscream ngl. (Then I also have one with my oc x Whirl but shhh…my oc isn’t really canon so I don’t count it HAHA)

The show that I LEAST liked is gonna be hard ngl. I am generally a very positive person and I like to see the good over the bad I guess xD. Like I could say I really do not like the Bayverse generally but that’s not really a show. So UUUGHH I’ll probably say Headmasters? Mostly because it was…uhm…a bit weird. BAHABAH. Like there’s a lot of weird shit in shows but honestly It just threw me off so bad. There was a bunch of toxic masculinity and stuff but oh well, I guess that’s the 80’s for you. At least the unofficial dub was funny as hell.

I have never been to a tfcon no. I suffer from Europeanism and brokeness.

But ig a bit extra, I have watched all (official) transformers media, plus going through all (official) transformers comics. Yippee!! That’s it, I love yapping, thanks for the questions. I’ll answer more of these kinds of asks once I finish the catformers x3 Just answering this one as an exception since you want it as a reference for future asks ;P

[writeyouin]

Swerve X Reader – Changes - Chapter 11

"Visages"

A/N – So, it's been forever. I've just been working on my actual novels, one of which has been sent off for publication so, finger's crossed and all that. Anyway, please enjoy some trauma on me.

Warnings – None.

Rating – T

“I don’t want to hear it (Y/N),” Rewind told you, having allowed you into his hab-suite for what he thought was just supposed to be two friends talking.

It felt almost wrong to see him without Chromedome, but after his stint trying to use mnemosurgery on Swerve, Chromedome had been banished from Rewind’s life and was being forced to stay with Tailgate and Cyclonus. Personally, you didn’t think staying with a couple would help him, but Tailgate was kind-hearted and Cyclonus was a good listener, so maybe it was for the best.

“I know, but I mean, Chromedome didn’t actually commit mnemosurgery, so that’s something, right?” You pandered, hoping that Rewind would forgive his partner and that they would be able to patch things up.

“That’s not the point. He intended to do it, and he would have if Rung hadn’t stopped him.”

“But-”

“No! It isn’t like Chromedome considered mnemosurgery and talked himself out of it. He had to be stopped. He can’t keep using other bots to justify his addiction. It isn’t fair. He can’t keep lying to me like this.”

“I get it, Rewind. I just think that maybe you can’t leave Chromedome in the lurch forever. He loves you so much and-”

“STOP IT!” Rewind shouted. “JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN MEDDLE IN MINE!”

You blinked rapidly, taken aback by the insult to your virtually non-existent marriage. Coolant sprung to your optics, though you tried hard not to cry.

“Y-yeah, okay. You’re right,” You said, getting up to leave.

Rewind lifted his arm, “(Y/N), wait. I didn’t mean that.”

You shook your head, “It’s fine. I’ll- I’ll see you later, Rewind.”

You hurried out of the room and ran away as fast as you could before anyone could see you openly weeping.

You were almost back to your room when you crashed into Getaway.

He reached out his arms to steady you, “Whoa, hey, you okay?”

“I’m fine,” You said hurriedly, wiping coolant away with your palm.

“You don’t look fine. Want to talk about it?”

Honestly, Getaway was the last bot you wanted to see. The two of you weren’t friends by any means of the word, and you had a rocky relationship with him considering how rude he had been to Swerve in the past. Yet, at that moment, when you didn’t know who to turn to, you were almost tempted to take him up on his offer.

Seeing your hesitation, Getaway held up his servos innocently, “Hey, it’s cool. I guess I just caught you at a bad time. You can go if you want, it just kind of looks like you need a shoulder-plate, you know?”

You didn’t deny the assumption.

“Yeah,” You replied meekly, “Today hasn’t been great.”

“Okay, see, that’s a start. Look, I know that I’m not like, your best friend, but maybe we can just hang out and give this talking thing a whirl?”

You hesitated a moment, thinking over your options, then slowly shook your head, “Sorry Getaway, I don’t really feel like chatting.”

“Okay, okay,” Getaway held out his arms to stop you from leaving. “Then how about we don’t chat? How about we just take it easy at “Visages?””

Although you didn’t particularly like “Visages,” seeing as going there felt like you were cheating on Swerve’s bar, you decided that it might be nice to get a drink and just relax for a while.

“Okay, yeah, just no high grade, okay? I’m still getting used to this body, and I really don’t want to get drunk.”

“Yep, no high grade, sounds like a plan,” Getaway beamed, falling in step beside you as the two of you made your way to the club.

Ordinarily, you would have preferred to be in a booth within any establishment. However, while out with Getaway, you were glad that he had chosen a central table where anyone passing by could see you; it made you feel like he wasn’t going to try anything with you like he had in the past. So far, although you were wary of him, he was on his way to earning your trust.

He stuck to his word in giving you regular energon, though it had a somewhat fruity taste; it wasn’t anything you could get a real buzz from, just the energon equivalent of a mocktail.

As you sipped it, you thought about Swerve and all the drinks that you and he had named together at his bar. Those days seemed so long gone now, even though you had named your most recent batch of cocktails with him only three months prior.

For a while, you sat in silence. Getaway bobbed his head to the music, and you sipped your drink. There was no pressure to do anything and nothing you felt that Getaway wanted from you. It seemed that there was a possibility you had misjudged him before, or maybe he really just wanted to change and be someone better. Either way, you were starting to feel grateful for his company.

Getaway laid his arms on the back of the armchair he was occupying, taking a casual glance around the room. This was good, if he could just keep his act up, you would finally be his. Initially, he had wanted you as a human; your small stature and ability to get into places that he couldn’t would have likely helped him in a myriad of ways. But you had to fall for that idiot bartender. It was a disgusting waste, especially since Swerve was so sickeningly loyal to this damned ship and its Captains that he couldn’t be manipulated.

Yet, after biding his time, Getaway had been presented with an immensely wonderful opportunity. By Cybertronian standards, it hadn’t taken long for Swerve to turn your relationship to slag, and then further sabotage it even when you forgave him for his misdeeds. Granted, you weren’t human anymore but your new body had been built by two of the biggest Cybertronian geniuses in the galaxy; who knew what kind of abilities Brainstorm had provided you with? Let alone what features and modifications Perceptor would have added. With time, Getaway was sure that he could turn you towards his cause; he just needed the right angle to play.

Getaway had been observing you from afar ever since you returned from the ship. One thing he knew for sure was that you were still completely infatuated with that good-for-nothing glitch, Swerve. Although he wanted nothing to do with the idiotic bartender, Getaway was sure that he could earn your allegiance through him. All it would take was him helping the two of you get back together, or pretending to anyway; then you would be putty in his hands. Now, if only you would let your guard slip and make the first move.

After waiting a few more kliks, Getaway was finally rewarded for his patience as you set your energon down to look at him.

“Hey,” You said softly, “Thank you for bringing me here tonight. I know I haven’t been the best company, but I think I needed this, to get out of my own head.”

“Hey, no problem, I get that things have been hard on you lately.”

“Yeah,” You exhaled and a hot puff of air vented through your systems.

“But, you’re coping right?” Getaway reached out a sympathetic hand on your knee, glad when you didn’t pull away.

“I don’t know whether coping is the right word, but I’m doing my best.”

Getaway nodded thoughtfully, withdrawing his servo to give the impression that he was doing what he could to make you comfortable.

“I’m glad to hear it. C’mon, I think it’s about time I got you back to your hab-suite.”

“Now?” You asked, surprised that he wasn’t trying to get more from you.

“Yeah, now. This place is gonna get busy soon. Best to get you out of here before the rush starts. I’m guessing you still don’t want to face everyone at once.”

You offered Getaway a tired smile, “Yeah, that’s true. Thank you.”

“No problem. So, do you mind if I walk you home, or would you prefer to go it alone?”

“Sure, you can walk me back. Some company might be nice.”

Getaway nodded and got up, offering you his servo. You allowed him to help you to your pedes and then walked back with him through the ship. The two of you didn’t speak much but he had expected that; his plan required baby steps if he was to get you on his side. Soon enough, you were back at your door and he wished you a good recharge. He offered you to call on him any time, and as you retreated inside your hab-suite, you felt that you would be sure to take him up on the offer.

Getaway wandered towards Swerve’s bar, which hadn’t been open since you and Swerve separated. He let himself in, taking in the sorry state of what to him was a dingy little hole in the wall, not worth the swill it served. Granted, he had been there as something of a regular, but that was only because it was a good place to keep tabs on the ship’s occupants and the general mood they were in.

“Swerve?” Getaway called the bartender’s name coolly.

Swerve came bustling from the storage room with a crate of glasses, a broken expression across his visor, “Bar’s closed.”

“I’m here about (Y/N).”

Swerve snapped to attention, suddenly very interested in what Getaway had to say. He dumped the crate onto the countertop and stared at Getaway. He didn’t say anything, not daring to assume that you wished to see him and that Getaway was here on your behalf.

“Right… How should I put this?” Getaway seemed to ask himself. He ran a digit across the pristine bar, then rubbed it against his thumb as if there was dust to inspect. “See, (Y/N) and I have been talking, and well, we’ve decided to give it a go.”

Swerve shook his helm, holding a servo up to his aching processor, “I’m sorry, give what a go?”

“Come on, Swerve, don’t make me spell it out. (Y/N)’s just not interested in you anymore. You made her wait too long and well, I was there and- You know how it is, right place, right time. I hate to say it but, and look, she wouldn’t say this to your face because she’s too nice, but she doesn’t want to see you again, like ever.”

“YOU’RE A LIAR!” Swerve roared, throwing himself at Getaway.

He managed to pin the taller bot for all of three seconds before Getaway overpowered him, holding his wrists against the floor with a vice-like grip. As much as Getaway wanted to hurt the pathetic little mini-bot, he refrained from doing so, acting instead as if he mildly cared about Swerve.

“I’m not lying, and I can prove it.”

Swerve stilled, no longer struggling beneath Getaway’s hold. Getaway made a reluctant show of releasing Swerve and then held up his servos defensively as he started playing an audio file aloud from your earlier time with him.

“How about we just take it easy at “Visages?”” Getaway’s recorded voice asked you.

“Okay, yeah. I’m used to this body so, high grade?” Your edited voice replied, wholly changing the context of your words.

“Yep, high grade, sounds like a plan.”

Swerve deflated – You had gone out drinking with Getaway? And you were at “Visage’s?” Surely, it wasn’t true, and even if it was, it meant nothing, and yet, Getaway pulled up another audio file for Swerve to hear.

“C’mon, I think it’s about time I got you back to your hab-suite,” He said hopefully, like a bot about to get lucky.

“Sure. Some company might be nice.”

You had let Getaway back into the hab-suite, after fuelling up on high-grade! Swerve felt sick. You were supposed to be with him. You loved him… Didn’t you?

“Get out of my bar,” Swerve whimpered, sitting despondently on the floor.

Getaway did as he was told, but at the door, he had the last word, “It had to be this way, Swerve. She loves me now.”

With that, he left, a satisfied smile on his face. Now, he would have time to work on you without worrying about the stupid little mini-bot interfering. Life was turning out to be good.

[ppnuggie]

can you do a haedcanon of a fem human just drinking SO MUCH COFFEE like cup after cup an she is litery shaking in her seat her entire body is like a maraca an she she swerves bar so can u do headcanons for this for first aid, perceptor, brainstorm, chromdome an cyclones just teacting to this madness

　　　　　　LOST LIGHT x fem reader

　　　　『　first aid ,, brainstorm ,, perceptor ,, chromedome ,, cyclonus ,, female reader 』

　　-> reader who drinks too much coffee and gets really hyper

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, magnus is forever suffering

　　— here you go !! :3 tysm for requesting !! tried to make it funny 🫡 hope you enjoy it <3 i loved writing this one but be warned as i dont drink coffee nor rlly know much for the side effects or smt from drinking it 😭😭 even though im literally working at dunkin rn and they only rlly got coffee

- first aid

| • he'd be worried at first with the amount of coffee you've consumed ,, having learned about humans and other things concerning them incase of an emergency

| • in this case ,, itd seem the knowledge he learned wasnt too helpful

| • bouncing all around the medbay and just hyper in general was quite a pain for first aid to deal with

| • but he didnt want to be too rude to you ,, and gently coaxed you into spending all that energy of yours running laps around the edge of the medlab where you wouldnt get too hurt

| • though when you finally wear it off ,, he'll be quick to scold you ,, holding his digit in front of your face and waving it side to side in a 'no no' motion before taking you to his habsuite and laying you down for a nap

- brainstorm

| • he honestly doesnt know better okay ? you could tell him anything and suddenly he wants to put it to the test

| • so when you said you could drink a bunch of cups of coffee and wouldnt bat an eye ,, he was immediately like bet and then that led to the current situation

| • perceptor is facepalming and immediately making brainstorm take blame for encouraging you to do this ,, because now theres a hyperactive human running around the lab

| • i mean you're practically flying around with how much coffee youve drank ,, hell you could probably beat blurr in a race

| • official you wouldnt say that out loud because lord knows some of his fans to be a bit crazy and would immediately be on your case saying "no you wouldn't !!" and maybe a few death threats involved as well

| • dont mention it in front of brainstorm either because hes already calling blurr to set you up for a race

| • hes no help ,, dont ever tell him your ideas or encourage his crazy ideas unless you wanna end up in magnus's office ,, having him scold you like a dad does to their child who drew on the walls and is trying not to laugh at the situation

- perceptor

| • thanks to brainstorm ,, you chugged too much coffee than your body ever really needed ,, and with perceptor as your not-so-official-but-official-in-his-mind-protector-slash-guardian-slash-alien-robot-boyfriend-slash-fun-killer he just sighs and takes you out the lab

| • he doesnt have the patience to deal with any acidic spills from you bouncing off the walls left and right

| • nor does he really need you getting hurt in any way shape or form

| • lets just say its an awkward trip to the medbay to see if ratchet has anything to help with your situation

| • and when he comes up empty handed ,, percy resorts to scolding you whilst the caffeine starts to wear off

| • it taught you better than to listen to brainstorm again because bro was yapping at 100 words per minute you swore he couldve talked faster than blurr at that point

| • bro was an absolute chatterbox just yapping and yapping that you fell asleep

| • never again would you do that ,, or think about doing that because the headache afterwards when you woke up was so not worth it

- chromedome

| • he also doesnt know any better ,, but he's definitely more responsible than brainstorm is

| • he'd know to at least keep a lot of caffeine or high sugar products out of your reach ,, just hiding it on your top shelves or above your cabinets like parents do with their kids' halloween candy

| • though when you accidentally made too much coffee ,, and didnt really feel like wasting it ,, you drank it all in one go ,, or well multiple big ass gulps

| • and then rewind walks in on the scene and sees how hyper you are and is honestly thinking youre sick with some make-a-person-crazy-illness-virus-disease-thing that he swears is somewhere in his database

| • and now chromedome has to play dad and parent you the whole time

| • bro probably put your ass on a leash ,, locking it in so the rope only goes so far and just stands there as you run around

| • this is what he gets ,, he thinks to himself ,, its the last time hes putting something so low in your reach again

| • at this point ,, hes just gonna store all your unhealthy and junk food away in a desk in his habsuite

| • he'll leave you fruit and vegetables but if you want coffee ever again youre gonna have to behave really good to get it

| • and its only a spoonful ,, as a little treat

- cyclonus

| • so you just trying to show and answer tailgates crazy ass questions that youre not even sure where he got them from

| • he probably got them from his ass at this point ,, asking if the coffee gives you super powers and you have to explain thats not true before he spreads lies around

| • and if that happened ,, you shivered at the thought of magnus banning your coffee aboard the lost light

| • that was pure trauma to even think about right there

| • anyways you made too much ,, and instead of storing it away or pouring it down the drain ,, tailgate dared you to drink it all

| • and well ,, momma aint raise no pussy but she did raise someone who makes bad decisions

| • because the moment you get your spurge of energy tailgate runs to cyclonus and tells him all about it

| • bros going on and on about how youve lost your mind and he thinks youre gonna die and cyclonus had like 600 heart attacks right then and there

| • he busts in like hes the damn swat team ,, door kicked down and pieces of it flying everywhere as you're running around like a wild banshee

| • he's looking for the demon and meanwhile youre out here acting like a damn demon ,, almost frothing at the mouth from how insane you are from the coffee

| • lets just say it makes magnus ban tailgate from ever daring you to do anything ,, bans you from having your coffee ,, and bans cyclonus for ever kicking down a door like that ever again because it was so unnecessary

[mx-jester]

We all know you’re the ruler of SoundSound

But what are some of your other ships?

I'm assuming it's a typo but "soundsound" is very funny to me, I'm assuming you mean Soundwave x Shockwave

I have many.

Cyclonus x whirl x tailgate, Chromedome x Rewind, First aid x vortex, Megatron x Optimus, Arcee x Arachnid, Brainstorm x Perceptor, Prowl x constructicons, the DJD, Tarn x Overlord, and probably more but those are the ones I can think of for tf

I ship some of these just because they look good together/fun dynamic

[cloudraker]

hi hello fellow TF fan! found your requests open and it's okay to ignore this, MTMTE cygate and chromedome/rewind adopting a gn child reader with extra fluff headcannons? thnx in advance!

Hey! Thank you for requesting and for being patient while I got to this <3

Cygate and Chromedome/Rewind adopting a child

Under the cut for length :)

Cygate

Very affectionate parents!! Tailgate has a habit of carrying them everywhere and holding them close and showering them in head pats. His lack of a proper mouth doesn't stop him and instead of kisses on the top of their head he instead nuzzles them

Tailgate showed zero hesitation when welcoming them, taking them under his wind and welcoming them into the family almost immediately. Cyclonus might take a few days, but he warms up relatively quickly

Cyclonus is a bit more reserved in his affection, sticking to head pats and a kiss on the top of their head. Not adverse to carrying them around, but prefers to place them on his shoulder

The designated babysitter is Whirl, much to his uncomfortable joy. He's surprisingly good with kids! Just uhh, don't leave them alone for too long cause he has a hard time saying no to whatever ideas they come up with

Their kid is absolutely spoiled, they want for nothing and every off-ship excursion results in a little trinket for their rapidly growing collection

Tailgate worries about them a lot. He was in a hole for six million years and everything has changed so much and because of that he's got a habit of hovering. He's getting better with it, but still tends to check up on them often

Cyclonus values his own independence, and that extends to his child as well. If they say the can do something on their own, he lets them but you better believe he's ready to swoop in at any second to help them should they need it

They set up a little alcove in their habsuit for their kid to sleep in and call their own. It's got some separation walls they put up with some smaller furnishings they've gathered over their journey

Tailgate calls them "kiddo", while Cyclonus is partial to things like "little one"

Cyclonus made exactly one (1) dad joke with a straight face and nobody recovered

Chromedome/Rewind

They took the kid in on a whim, seeing somebody who needed a home and deciding to give it to them. It’s a tab tense at the beginning, but the three of you fall into a comfortable routine soon enough

Everything is recorded omg, they wanna document everything. Y'know the you're doing great sweetie meme? That's them at any given moment

Rewind takes any chance to show off pictures and recordings he's taken. The kinda dad to pull out his wallet and a comical amount of photos fall out

Not as physically affectionate as Cygate, but there's plenty of hugs and head pats and the like. Praise is big with them, encouraging their child to do what makes them happy and making sure they're able to practice any hobby they have an interest in

Bedtime is always a spectacle with them. Their kid insists on 'just one more story' each time and they always concede and the story is always something new. They've seen amazing things during their time in space, and have no problem sharing the (child-friendly) things they've seen

They have their relationship issues, but they take care to never involve their child and are actively working them out so they can be there to properly raise and care for them without accidentally doing more harm than good

The both of them have lost a lot to the war, and as such are rather protective. Not to the point of smothering, but they're usually never far away and would drop anything if their kid needed something

"Never talk to me or my husband or my child ever again" has been said quite a few times for various reasons