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The judgemental cat . . .

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Optimus is hot already but I swear to go sg Optimus prime is so fucking smoking hot I would do anything for that man

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ohhhh nooooo teslas are getting vandalized?? that’s craaaaazy…. It would be SOOOOO bad if people continued to vandalize teslas… soooooooo baaaad

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One note and I’ll draw brainstorm

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me to my online friends

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ya honestly its funny but its a shit backstory

i feel like the better explanation is that all cold constructed bots just roll off the assembly line that way ... ?

//IDW spoilers (I think)

I dislike the backstory on why the elite trine have the same bodytype.

What do you mean starscream was trying to run away from the IRS... idw starscream is one of the most pathetic iterations of the character

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my teacher said some shit like "let's brainstorm some ideas"

and my ass was like "brainstorm? as in brainstorm from transformers idw more than meets the eye written by james robert and illustrated by alex milne?"

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i fucking love tfa prowl !!!

i watched an episode of tfa in advisory before class started and what a great way to start the day

hopefully today will be full of joy and whimsy ?

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i hate how ppl treat b-127 from tf:one like a child. like, i get it - its fun to have a Little Guy in the dynamic. but it seems really weird to have orion+elita be parental figures?? like. theres no evidence that b-127 is a kid. theres actually evidence that says he might be Older than the rest of the main four!

it just feels really reductive to have the childish character be "baby-ified." adults can be childish. adults can have brain damage and trauma that impacts their views of social norms and how they interact with other people! that doesnt make them Actual Children. their friends dont automatically become their parents just because theyre helping the childish one learn about social norms.

yeah. :/ idk

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"For them, for all of your pain"

Thinking about all the TFA fanfics where the Decepticons are just war frames discriminated and banished after the serving in war and I got so sad

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I’ve been thinking about parallels between sg!roddy and sg!drift. Mostly made up in my brain but also the paint jobs and eye colors. Yin and yang.☯️

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You are onto something anon

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Rabid about rotb scourge again

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i am no longer locked out of the tags and now free from shadow ban purgatory so im gonna take the chance to do some shameless self promo

if anyone is interested in rotb scourge just straight up going through it and maybe possibly having a redemption arc

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61588147

if anyone is interested in tfp starscream redemption (KOSS)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60138526

if anyone is interested in post predacons rising but soundwave follows megatron into exile (canon divergence and no shadowzone)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61566625

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is there a single other scourgeop [rotb] shipper out there or am I alone in this world

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I find Henry Masterson from TFA to be PAINFULLY sexy. It's not even funny. He's so hated and here I am drooling over him like a rabid dog.

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Fast and messy prowl sketch for practice. Mostly my own design I would say ?

And hear me out prowl with kitty ears… the big ass optimus finials…

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anon confession

I keep stealing little candy bars from stores (large chains) and I have no regrets hehehhe

also I’m 14

i can't offer moral advice on this -

but better chain store than small business ?

14 is both a great and terrible age to be !