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Hey I am out of the hospital but soon I think I will go back and I won't have my devices
#south park#furry#scyde#scyde world domination#clyde donovan#scott malkinson#cute#art#dog#cat#christmas#mistletoe#scyde propaganda#green red#snow#present#gift#jolly#have a holly jolly christmas#art summary#2024#digital art#ibis paint x#adorable#gay#kiss#i mean look at the top of the image#christmas ugly sweater#reindeer
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Reese in an ugly Christmas sweater
#total drama oc#occontestant#oc#totaldrama#tdi oc#totaldramaislandoc#total drama island oc#total drama#tdi#totaldramaisland#trans total drama oc#Christmas#ugly sweater#Christmas ugly sweater
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Merry Christmas specifically to the lady at the bank wearing a sweater emblazoned with a buff Santa Claus in gym clothes and the caption "do you even gift". there was a back view as well. i hope she has a good weekend.
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Festive Fusion: Unisex Christmas Ugly Sweater Delight
The Unisex Christmas Ugly Sweater captures the essence of festive humor and style. Combining nostalgia and playfulness, it's a versatile holiday garment suitable for anyone. Crafted with cozy materials, the sweater showcases a whimsical and intentionally tacky design that embraces the traditional "ugly sweater" aesthetic. Its unisex nature ensures it's a fantastic choice for all genders, promoting inclusivity and togetherness during the holiday season.
Featuring a mix of vibrant colors, quirky patterns, and perhaps even a 3D element like faux fur or knitted ornaments, the Unisex Christmas Ugly Sweater radiates holiday cheer. Whether worn at family gatherings, office parties, or casual outings, it serves as a conversation starter and instills a lighthearted atmosphere. Beyond its bold design, the sweater symbolizes the joy of celebrating traditions while embracing individuality, making it a must-have addition to any festive wardrobe.
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Omfg. I need this. Immediately. Look at this beautiful thing!
It includes removable cards on the duel disk arm side! 10/10. Link to the sweater is here
#yugioh#ugly christmas sweater?#this isnt ugly its a work of art#omfg#the fact that one arm is a duel disk is amazing
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Almost time ⭐️
#christmas#happy holidays#christmas vibes#ugly sweater#crimmus#black cat#fat cat#procreate#procreate art#ipad art#ipad illustration#kawaii art#doodle#doodle sketch#christmas cat#illustration#my art#artists on tumblr#non binary artist#trans artist
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"A Very Sonic Christmas" was cute and I just had to draw the boys in their ugly sweaters. But I couldn't leave out Maddie, Tom, and Ozzie.
Also Tom's ugly sweater is based off of this ask I answered a year ago!
Jojo's Ugly Sweater
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#sonic movie 2#sonic movie 3#Christmas#winter#ugly christmas sweater#ugly sweater#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#sonic wachowski#tails wachowski#knuckles wachowski
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I just want to know who decided to make a Christmas sweater out of one of the most traumatic events in anime
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#fullmetal alchemist#ugly christmas sweaters#PLEASE#holidays#happy october 3rd
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Are you ready for the HOWLidays? Be the envy of the holiday party with this -fully knitted- jacquard werewolf sweater!
Now available here!
#christmas sweater#ugly sweater#ugly christmas sweaters#goth christmas#goth attire#holiday attire#funny#werewolf#werewolves#holidays#lycanthrope#lycanthropy#amazeballs
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Kinkmas (3)- Ugly Sweater
Natasha X Reader 18+
Summary: Whilst coming out of the bathroom, Natasha immediately notices your new Christmas Sweater and can't hold back on her playful teasing and mentions how ugly it is. In fact, she thinks it's so ugly, you should just take it off.
Word Count: 2.8k
Warnings/Tags: Fluff, Teasing, Ugly Sweaters, Thigh Riding, Smut, Dom Natasha/Sub Reader, Praise, Orgasm Denial/Delay, Dirty Talk, Begging, Oral Sex, Fingering, Aftercare, Cuddles
Kinkmas Masterlist
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Opening the bathroom door, a snicker left her lips as Natasha caught sight of the Christmas jumper you were wearing, her hand moving to cover her mouth as you shot your girlfriend a pointed look while rummaging for your phone charger, watching her form on the bed as her lips tugged up into an amused smile.
"Detka," she says, dragging her words out as you approached her on the bed after successfully finding your charger, her arms naturally opening as you melt against her body, her lips pressing against your temple, arms then snaking around you. "I didn't know we were doing ugly sweaters this year," she mumbles against your hair in a teasing tone, your head tilting to gaze into her humoured green, that mischievous smirk playing on her lips as you adjusted yourself on the bed, moving to straddle her lap.
"It's not ugly," you say in mild offence, looking back down at the jumper you had bought for Christmas this year, amazed at how soft and comfortable it was compared to ones you've had in the past. "It's unique," your tone full of confidence as your girlfriend fails to hide the small laugh that escapes her, her eyes taking the ridiculous piece of clothing properly.
The jumper had questionable looking reindeers adorning it, the white stripes indicating different sections as a pattern of Santa hats were under it, followed by a set of christmas trees and then a row of presents, her brow raising in questioning as you followed her line of sight to the section of snowmen, the blue coloured section not matching with the rest of the red and green theme, looking very odd.
"I'm not sure unique is the word I'd use to describe it, Detka," she murmurs, hands cupping your cheek and guiding your face down for an innocent kiss, the action sparking an idea in the redhead's mind, her smile slowly morphing into that iconic mischievous smirk again.
"Is it really that bad?" you ask, a hint of genuine disappointment in your voice as you part of you actually quite liked the sweater, Natasha's fingers resting under your chin and lifting your head up to meet her gaze, your brows furrowing slightly at the look in her eyes, knowing she was planning something.
"Oh Detka," she coos, her free hand gliding down your waist to the back of your thighs before back up, sliding under the fabric to feel your bare skin, her cold hands a contrast to your warm skin making your body tense momentarily. "It is, in fact, I think it's that bad you should just... take it off," her hand emphasises her words by pulling up on your sweater, her eyes searching yours and waiting for permission to do so, eyes sparkling with desire and mischief as you can't help but chuckle at her words, the doubts about the jumper swiftly leaving your mind due to her lips being mere inches away from yours.
"Yeah?" you whisper back, lips tugging up into an amused smile as her smile only widens when you move your hands to replace hers at your jumper, playing with the hem of it and slowly, teasingly pulling it off. "I think I should too," you murmur just before removing the jumper, Natasha's hands eagerly travelling across the exposed skin you just revealed, fingers dancing across your lower abdomen before reaching your lower back and up, swiftly unclasping your bra and pulling it off while your lips meet hers passionately, both of you smiling into it to start with.
A soft moan escapes you when the kiss becomes more intense, Natasha's tongue effortlessly sliding into your mouth and dominating the kiss, arousal pooling between your thighs while your mind fogs with lust, the feeling of her hands burning into your skin as you think you're going to go mad with desire. Her nails faintly scratch your skin, earning a groan in response as you arch your back slightly, pushing your body further into hers prompting her to wrap her arms around you, guiding you into another position.
She positions you on one of her thighs, smirking into the kiss when she hears the affected sigh leave you as she pulls you along it, making you ride her thigh until you start to do it on your own.
"That's it Detka," she praises, making you moan once again, the noise being swallowed by her relentless mouth, lips constantly claiming yours in a hungry and desperate kiss, hands returning to roam your body and tease you. You're finding it hard to think with her actions, fingers grazing the underside of your breasts, thumbs teasingly ghosting over your sensitive nipples while her mouth is hot, soft and dominant at the same time, the two of you only parting for breath, panting heavily against each others mouths as you still can't resist trying to kiss her again, craving her addictive lips.
"Nat," you groan when she finally cups your breasts, squeezing firmly but not too hard, just the way you love it, her fingers grazing over your nipples and pulling on them softly, dragging more sinful noises out of you. "I need you," you sigh out, lolling your head back as she starts to kiss down your jaw and along your neck, nibbling softly and smirking against yours skin at the feeling of your hips grinding against her harder, needing to ease the incessant throb between your legs, the intolerable heat that only she could help you with, "Please."
"You're so impatient Detka," she teases, sucking on part of your skin to leave a mark, her hands moving away from your chest to your ass, guiding you against her thigh once again, a groan leaving you at her slower pace. "You'll get what you want soon," she murmurs, tilting her head back up to meet your lips, claiming them briefly and messily before lowering her head to kiss along your collar bones, sucking another mark as she knew you loved it.
You groaned in a little frustration at her words, wanting to feel the pleasure of your release now but being denied by her, Natasha merely chuckling against your skin at your impatience.
"Nat," you whined, her kisses descending even further down your body, lips at the top of your chest, eyes peering up into your desperate and pleading eyes.
"Soon," she promises, yours fingers threading through her hair when she swirls her tongue around one of your nipples, mouth then sucking on your chest earning a string of moans from you, your clit brushing perfectly against her thigh as she tenses it for you, the surface harder for you to grind along.
"Fuck," you sigh out when she switches to the other breast, lavishing it an equal amount of attention, her hands moving your hips harder and faster against her, your orgasm building swiftly at her actions.
"Don't even think about coming yet Detka," she rasps out, pulling away from your chest, a string of saliva connecting the two before her thumb brushes it away while her eyes are trained on yours, a small, affected sigh leaving your lips at the sight.
"Please, Nat, I'm so close," you plead, knowing how turned on she gets by your begging, your fingers gently tugging on her hair that you've ruffled slightly to make her return to your face, wanting to feel her lips pressed against yours.
"Not yet Detka," she murmurs back before kissing you firmly, hands moving to your lower back to keep you secure before flipping the two of you over, a groan of annoyance leaving you as she denies you, her lips silencing you. "I want to feel you coming all over my tongue," she purrs at the shell of your ear, biting softly on your earlobe as you whimper at her words, hands reaching out to her waist, sliding under her simple black jumper, desperate to feel her bare skin.
"Shit, Nat I want you, I need you. Please," you moan out into her mouth as she kisses you with a newfound hunger, her fingers replacing yours at her jumper, pulling the item off swiftly before unclasping her own bra and tossing it somewhere in the room, not bothered where at the moment.
"You'll only ever need me, isn't that right Detka?" she murmurs with a smug smirk against your skin as your nails scratch down her back softly, the redhead aware of the effect she had on you as her fingers slide your joggers down, lips descending down your body once again.
"Yes," your tone a whisper as your back arches against her, the feeling of her lips kissing down your body making your body delirious with arousal and desire, the redhead groaning at your voice, loving the way you say you're hers. "You're all I need- Fuck, please do that again," your words are interrupted when she drags one of her fingers against your soaking core through your panties, the fabric drenched with your arousal, body begging for her touch.
"So desperate," she mumbles, tone laced with dominance as she looks up from her place between your legs, hands gliding across the back of your thighs, teasing you. "So wet," she adds, doing as you asked and sliding her finger across your clothed core, a sinful groan escaping you, head lolling back against the mattress. "If you want it that bad Detka, beg for it."
"Please," you whimper, pleading her with your eyes, her fingers sliding under the waistband of your panties and caressing the skin there in an affectionate manner, waiting for you to continue, "Nat, I've been good, please touch me, please make me come." Her breath fans over your sensitive core as her teeth gently bite down on the fabric of your panties, dragging the item down your legs and admiring your aroused and desperate form watching her, mouth parting in a small, affected sigh. "Please Nat, I need your fingers, your mouth, Fuck, anything at this point," your words are cut off by a pathetic whimper, the redhead finally lowering her mouth to your dripping core, her eyes trained on you as she wants to watch you come undone.
"Fuck Detka," she groans, eyes darkening with desire as her tongue swipes through your folds, tasting your arousal and making your hips buck up against her mouth, her hands holding your body down. "You taste so good," her accent delicately wraps around her words in a way that makes your head spin, the added raspiness going straight to your lower abdomen, her mouth exploring your sensitive sex as sinful sounds spill from your lips.
"Shit, I love it when you do that," you moan out, her lips wrapping around your clit and sucking gently, your hands reaching down to tangle in her hair softly, fingers surrounded by the red silky locks. "Nat," your voice a low sigh, the noise soft and sensual as her face nuzzled closer to where you needed her, her lower face coated in your arousal as you were just so addicting, tongue swirling over your clit before sliding lower, teasing your entrance.
"Such a pretty mess for me," she murmurs against you, her mouth returning to your clit and sucking a little harsher than before, your back arching off the bed as waves of pleasure flooded through you, one of her hands sliding around your thigh to pull you closer. "All mine to ruin," she rasps out, a guttural noise leaving you at her words and the feeling of one of her fingers effortlessly sliding into you, walls desperately clenching around her digit.
"Nat," you pant out, head lolling back against the soft mattress, fingers tightening their grip on her hair, hips trying their best to roll against her mouth in search of friction.
Your desperate tone and actions encourage her to push you over the edge, her digit curling inside you at your sweet spot, pleasure building in your core as you clench around her, the redhead's mouth then kissing your clit again to drive you mad, tongue swiping over to make your hips cant up.
"Fuck, don't stop," you groan out, fingers holding her head still as she slides in another finger, moaning into your core, the vibrations pleasing you as your mind clouds with arousal, vision almost blurring with euphoria. "Please can I come?" you ask, voice laced with submission as your eyes gaze down at the sinful sight of her between your thighs, her darkened green entranced by your state.
"Come for me," she husks out, taking your clit back into her mouth and sucking while her fingers continue to curl inside you, letting you fall over the edge with a guttural moan, back arching further off the bed as your legs trembled, hips rocking against her face at the pleasure that filled you. A pleasant buzz consumed your body as you rode out the aftershocks of your powerful release, your body practically going limp on the bed at the exhaustion of coming so hard.
Natasha listened to every soft pant that left you, every hitch of breath as she didn't stop her actions, moving her tongue to replace her fingers inside you, lapping up your come and arousal that she could taste.
She only stopped when your hand softly tugged on her hair, silently asking her to stop, which she did immediately, gradually sliding her body away from between your legs. She straddled your waist, her eyes trained on yours as they fluttered open, meeting the softening green and watching in awe as she slid her fingers into her mouth, cheeks hollowing as she groans at the taste of you on her fingers, your lips parting for a small, affected gasp.
"Come here," you mumbled tiredly, hands reaching out for the curve of her hips as you pull her body down against yours, claiming her lips softly as she lets you kiss her how you want. Her body relaxes against yours, her fingers brushing back a few strands of your hair while your hands cup her cheek, keeping her close as you inevitably smile against her mouth, the redhead eagerly reciprocating the action.
Her lips peck yours once more before pressing a loving kiss to your temple, her body rolling onto her side as she pulls you closer to her, wanting to take care of you.
"We need to clean up Detka," she whispers, knowing how tired you were but more focused on staying hygienic and safe. You grumble in response, face pressed against her chest, arms defiantly wrapped around her middle as you just wanted to savour the calm moment, her fingers scratching your scalp soothingly. "Come on, it will be quick," she murmurs, managing to get you out of the bed and into the bathroom to clean up, her hands gentle as she helped take care of you, smiling softly at the way you craved to feel any part of her body.
Eventually, after many loving caresses, the two of you leave the bathroom clean and completely naked, a request on your behalf, before sliding under the covers, bodies naturally drifting towards each other.
Your face nestled at the crook of her neck, the warm and soft skin lulling you into a peaceful state as you melted in her embrace, exhaustion slowly creeping up on you.
"Nat," you mumble, tiredness evident in your voice as you move your hand to glide up and down her toned back, smiling a little at her neck when you feel her relax even more into the impossibly soft mattress.
She hums softly in response, a hint of curiosity audible in the noise as she lets her lips press delicately against your hair, waiting for you to continue.
"Was the jumper actually that ugly?" your voice a mere whisper, eyes closed as you savour the comfort and security of her neck, her body shaking a little under you as she laughs angelically at your words.
"Oh Detka," she coos, smiling against your locks as she can't help the warmth bubbling in her chest. "It was, I'm sorry," she honestly tells you, a grumble leaving you as you snuggle further into your body.
"I'll get a new one," you mumble, an idea popping into your tired mind, "I'll get a Black Widow themed one and there's nothing you can do to stop me." At your words, Natasha can't help but chuckle lovingly again, her head shaking at your antics.
"Ok Detka, you do that," she murmurs tenderly, letting you think you've gotten your way as she could feel your little smile against her neck, the redhead not having the heart to deny you.
"Goodnight Moya Lyubov," she whispers after a moment, the sounds of your gentle snores taking over the room as Natasha slowly drifts off to sleep, content with having you wrapped up in her arms.
#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha fanfic#natasha#natasha romanov#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff oneshot#natasha romanoff imagine#black widow x reader#marvel smut#smut#eventual smut#kinkmas#12 days of kinkmas#12 days of smutmas#12 days of ficmas#thigh riding#fluff#ugly christmas sweater
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ugly christmas sweaters
written for ‘family dinner’ and ‘tradition’ | wc: 1000 # | steddie | rated: g | cw: no archive warnings apply | tags: canon era, post season four, some pining, steve harrington's subpar parents, eddie being a good friend for steve
@steddieholidaydrabbles & @steddiemas
Steve drove straight to one place.
He didn’t even turn on the radio, sitting back in his seat with one hand on the wheel as he drove in the dark through a light snowfall, toward an escape. He didn’t decide when to turn, he simply turned, and when he shifted the Beemer into park, he had to blink for a few moments to realize just where he’d taken himself.
Forest Hills.
Gravel crunched under his feet as he exited the car, but he only walked as far as the front hood before he stopped. Soft light shone through the windows, and for a quick second, Steve thought he could hear the bright sound of Eddie’s voice traveling through the walls.
He couldn’t just go knock on the door.
It was Christmas Eve. Eddie and Wayne were probably in the middle of their own meal, not looking out their window for wayward boy moping on the hood of his car.
What was he doing?
The metal was still warm from the drive over, and Steve sulked as he sat on it, staring at his nails while picking at them. What a sight he must have made, sitting in the dark in black dress pants, shiny shoes, and a white button-up with a paisley tie he fucking hated.
All the warmth from the drive was dissipating from his body in the cold.
And yet he still yanked at his tie to get the strangling knot away from his throat.
“Steve?”
He hadn’t heard the screen door open.
But he wasn’t startled by the sound of Eddie’s voice.
It was the first thing that hadn’t made him want to tear out his own hair or throw himself into the quarry. So many people saw Eddie as too loud, too crazy, too much.
Instead, he found that Eddie filled in this empty space Steve had no idea he’d had.
Steve lifted his head toward the open door of the trailer.
“Hey.”
The light from inside shone through the wild curls of Eddie’s hair, highlighted in a couple places with the red, blue, yellow and green string lights hung around the outside of the trailer.
Like he’d found himself doing more and more often these days, Steve looked Eddie over.
If Steve thought he was dressed differently than normal, he’d had no idea what he was in for when he saw Eddie.
He arched a brow.
“Nice sweater.”
Eddie held it out from his body with a big, proud smile.
“Made it myself,” he said.
Steve definitely believed him.
The oversized sweater was black, obviously—although the neckline was a bright shock of red. But that was pretty much where “normal” Eddie wardrobe ended. First off, Eddie had pinned these small, sparkly green garland-like things with plastic light shapes onto his sleeves. And all across the front was a random assortment of tree ornaments, from shiny baubles, to a glittery white reindeer, and flamingos in Santa suits.
Eddie closed the door behind him, and descended the few steps to the ground.
“I thought your folks were in town for the holidays. With your aunt or something?” he asked, arms crossed over himself against the cold.
“Two aunts, one freshly divorced with a shitty kid and another on her third husband.” Steve shifted up a bit on the car hood to face Eddie.
It was the first Christmas in two years his parents had decided to spend in Hawkins. He’d had no idea they were coming until he woke up three days prior and found them in the kitchen with their suitcases, fresh off a six hour flight.
And until that night’s dinner, the three of them had co-existed in an unspoken agreement of ignorance.
“Dad’s already three glasses of bourbon deep. The aunts keep asking about nonexistent girlfriends while the snot-nosed kid flings his food at me. And my mom’s been hiding in the kitchen cooking and nursing the same glass of wine for as long as she can.” Steve rubbed at his brow, giving a strained smile. “Family traditions, right?”
He could see the question in Eddie’s eyes—considering Steve and his car were at the trailer instead of his own house.
“My mom said I could abscond if I wanted. First place I wanted to go was…here.”
Steve hadn’t questioned it or argued—just left without even grabbing a coat.
“Well, then it’d be kind of shitty of me to leave you out here,” Eddie said, adding in some levity and a tiny smile back onto Steve’s face. He held out a hand, wiggling his fingers in Steve’s direction. “Come on. Wayne always buys too much eggnog and we’re watching Year Without a Santa Claus.”
“Oh?”
Eddie pursed his lips and bent forward at the hips, pointedly gesturing at Steve. “I think you mean, oh yes, the best Christmas movie. Thank you, Eddie.”
“Thank you, Eddie,” Steve echoed, sliding off the front of the car.
Eddie rocked up on the balls of his feet and turned sharply back to the trailer, leaving Steve to follow. Like his drive over, Steve moved on instinct. Of course he would follow Eddie.
Inside, Wayne sat on the couch, in his own tinsel-covered red and green sweater, nursing a mug of what he guessed was eggnog. He subtly raised his brows when Steve walked in after Eddie.
“Sir,” Steve greeted with a nod.
But whatever Wayne’s possible answer was, Steve wouldn’t remember it over Eddie bounding over from across the room, proudly holding up the most garish sweater so far.
In Steve’s direction.
Steve’s eyes fixed on the giant pipe cleaner Christmas tree right in the middle of the torso, complete with tiny gifts underneath. And the sleeves, striped with white tinsel over the green fabric.
Steve tentatively poked it.
“Are you just pulling these things out of thin air?”
Wayne chuckled, a harbinger sound of Steve’s fate.
“Hey, you’re in my house now, Harrington,” Eddie said, playfully scowling as he shoved the sweater into Steve’s arms. “Whole new traditions.”
#ALL of the ugly christmas sweaters#no i will not hear slander about year without a santa claus#eddie has spoken#steddie#steve harrington x eddie munson#steddie fic#steddie microfic#steddie fanfic#steddie fanfiction#steddie drabble#post season 4#pining steve harrington
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local author and flashlight enthusiast gets bullied by various horrors for his ugly christmas sweater
#alan wake#alan wake 2#dead by daylight#dbd#bless you dbd for giving the characters ugly christmas sweaters#I owe you my life#crane does art#maybe I'll actually color this one day#aw2
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Merry Christmas! I hope you brought presents for them!
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💜: oops. i dont think this is where the christmas lights were supposed to go, vice housewarden ~
🐍: you had a single job, prefect. how you managed to get us this tangled is beyond me.
#FIRST CHRISTMAS ART--#proper ugly sweater fit reveal whenever i get to it (probably not any time soon jfdkdn)#christmas currynoodles fluff as an apology for the angst and the frustration that they bring 🫶#did yuusha do it on purpose?#uhhhhh#does jamil mind the proximity at all?#uhhhhhhhh-#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#jamil x yuu#twst oc x canon#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#-✦—]#also every time i think im finally getting art block#they come bashing down my door demanding for attention#and who am i to refuse 😔
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My take on some cpau designs!
If you got any ideas pls lmk
#art#nightmare sans#dream sans#ink sans#bird sans#cross sans#lust sans#cpau#christmas party au#look at them#none of them want to be here#if you got any punny ideas for some ugly sweaters#pls lmk i wanna see em#sans au#sans
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Ugly Sweater Party (Set in the "Not a bad day" universe)
Summary: Enid orchestrates an "Ugly Sweater Party" where Wednesday's jealousy takes over.
Parings: Wednesday X Female Reader. Theme: Fluff! Set in the "before dating" period. Wordcount: 4k
Warnings: Jealous Wednesday? Hot-cocoa-Burn??? Cringe Romance!!
Dedicating this work to @blue-because-no-yellow
“So, hear me out, guys! An ugly sweater party! Like, before Christmas break. I’ve been looking at ideas online, and it’s just soooo fun! We could have contests for the ugliest sweater, snacks, music. Oh, and hot chocolate! Lots and lots of hot chocolate. Doesn’t that sound amazing?” Enid chirped.
Ajax blinked slowly, clearly still waking up. “Wait, so… everyone wears ugly sweaters and… that’s it?”
“Not just that! There’s music, games, maybe a contest for the ugliest sweater. We’ll decorate a space with string lights and make it festive!” Enid’s eyes practically sparkled. “Come on, it’ll be fun!”
"What's the deal with the ugly sweaters, though? Why not just regular sweaters?" Ajax asked.
"Because!" Enid exclaimed, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Ugly sweaters are festive and hilarious. It's a Christmas tradition!"
Yoko, sipping her coffee, said. "I don't do tacky."
"Yoko, you wear sunglasses indoors," Bianca quipped.
"Exactly." Yoko said, smirking.
“You know what, this can be fun if done right. Besides, who doesn’t love ugly sweaters and snacks?” Divina chimed in.
“A normal human being,” Wednesday muttered flatly.
Enid ignored her. “Come on, it’s not like we have to take it seriously or anything! It’s just an excuse to hang out and, you know, do something festive for once. Right, Eugene?” She turned to the boy, who had been quite.
Eugene adjusted his glasses, looking sheepish. ��Uh, I guess it sounds kinda cool. As long as there are snacks…”
“There will be plenty of snacks, Eugene,” Enid assured him before turning to Kent. “What about you?”
Kent shrugged. “I’m in. Sounds chill. Plus, I’ve got this old sweater with Santa surfing on a shark. It’s perfect.”
“See? Everyone loves it!” Enid threw her arms up in triumph, beaming around the table. “Well, almost everyone.”
Bianca sighed. “Even if we wanted to, where are we going to throw a party like that? We’d need space, like a lot of space."
“What about the forest clearing?” Eugene suggested, “We could string up lights in the trees.”
“Yeah, because freezing to death sounds so festive,” Bianca said.
Enid’s blondeness didn't waver down. Enid turned toward Wednesday expectantly. “What about you, Willa? Do you know a place?”
“I am neither interested in your puerile event. Do whatever you want. Just leave me out of your hideous party.”
“What party?”
Wednesday’s posture stiffened immediately. Her grip on her fork tightened as she glanced up, only to find you approaching the table. You carried your tray with that infuriatingly warm smile on your face, the one that made her chest feel like it was simultaneously imploding and catching fire.
You slid into an empty seat beside Eugene, your curious eyes scanning the group. “What’s all the fuss about?”
Enid’s face lit up as if Christmas had arrived early. “Oh my gosh, okay, so I’m planning an ugly sweater party! Everyone wears the tackiest sweaters they can find, and we’ll have games and hot cocoa and, like, a contest for the ugliest one. Doesn’t that sound amazing?”
You laughed softly, and Wednesday’s pulse quickened. She hated how much she noticed the subtle curve of your lips. It was maddening.
“Sounds interesting,” you said, your smile lingering.
Wednesday’s jaw tightened. Interesting? Why did you have to find it interesting? And why did that single word make her want to throw herself into the abyss?
The group continued discussing but Wednesday heard none of it. Her focus was on you—the way you rested your chin on your hand, the sparkle of amusement in your eyes. She’d planned to completely ignore this party nonsense, but now? Your involvement complicated everything.
“Where are we even going to host this?” Divina asked again, bringing Wednesday out of her spiral.
Enid groaned, throwing her hands up. “Ugh, I don’t know! There’s got to be somewhere big enough that we won’t get in trouble.”
“You could ask Principal Weems for the common room,” Kent suggested, though his tone made it clear he didn’t think it was a great idea.
“She’d never go for it,” Bianca said. “Not unless you can somehow convince her it’s educational.”
“Educational?” Enid snorted. “What am I supposed to say? That ugly sweaters teach math?”
The table erupted in laughter, but Wednesday remained silent, her mind racing. She could feel your gaze on her, curious and patient. It was unbearable.
Before she realized what she was doing, she spoke.
“The Gates Mansion.”
The group fell silent, turning to look at her in surprise.
“What?” Enid asked.
“You can host your ridiculous party at the Gates Mansion,” Wednesday said, her tone clipped.
“Wait, are you serious?” Ajax asked. “Isn’t that place, like… haunted or something?”
“The hyde is gone. Crackstone is gone. Thornhill is gone,” Wednesday replied matter-of-factly. “It’s nothing but an old, decrepit house now.”
Enid’s eyes lit up. “Oh my gosh, that might work! Weems would never find out if we do something there and we could totally make it festive with some cleaning and lights! This is going to be so cool!”
“You’re going to need more than cleaning,” Yoko said. “That place is a wreck.”
“And terrifying,” Eugene added.
“Exactly why I’m going to need someone brave and crazy to help me clean it up!” Enid declared.
The entire group turned to Wednesday , even you were watching her, a small smirk tugging at your lips.
Wednesday sighed deeply, rolling her eyes. “Fine. But don’t expect me to wear one of those abominable sweaters.”
Enid squealed in delight, clapping her hands. “This is going to be the best ugly sweater party ever!”
Wednesday cast a fleeting glance at you.
She wasn’t sure whether to curse you or thank you for making her day infinitely more complicated.
.
"Uh… are we sure about this?” Ajax asked, glancing at the dilapidated structure. “It looks like the setting of every horror movie ever.”
“Relax, Ajax,” Enid chirped, her voice brimming with forced cheer.
“Wednesday and I have been here before. Just a big, spooky, totally-not-haunted house.”
“That’s not exactly reassuring,” Ajax muttered, inching closer to Enid as if proximity could protect him.
“The last time we were here, we were chased by the hyde. You know, a grotesque, murderous monster with claws designed to flay flesh.” Wednesday was behind them, getting dragged into this mess by Enid.
Ajax stopped in his tracks, his eyes widening. “Wait—what?”
“Wednesday!” Enid shot Wednesday a sharp glare. “You’re not helping.”
“I wasn’t trying to,” Wednesday replied, her tone clipped.
Enid rolled her eyes and turned to Ajax, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder. “Look, I promise it’s safe. The hyde’s gone, and Wednesday’s just being dramatic.” She shot her roommate a pointed look.
Ajax hesitated, glancing at the mansion again. “Uh.. I think I forgot something back at Nevermore…”
Enid nudged Ajax forward. “Come on, don’t bail on me now. Besides, we need someone tall to hang the lights. Right, Willa?”
Wednesday didn’t answer. She was too busy glaring at the mansion, as though willing it to collapse and save her from this pointless endeavor.
“Alright, team, let’s split up and conquer! Ajax, you can start by clearing the cobwebs. Wends and I will tackle the furniture.”
“I didn’t agree to this,” Wednesday said flatly.
Enid ignored her. “Come on, it’s for the party! And think of all the fun everyone’s going to have. Especially you-know-who.”
Wednesday’s jaw tightened.
“Oh, I’m sorry, Y/N,” Enid said dramatically, holding a hand to her chest. “I just didn’t get enough help with the setup, and that’s why this party isn’t up to your standards.”
Wednesday’s glare could have turned Enid to stone. She knew exactly what her roommate was doing, and worse.... it was working. Begrudgingly, she picked up a dust-covered chair and moved it to the corner of the room.
Enid winked at Ajax, who looked more confused than anything. “See? Teamwork makes the dream work.”
The hours dragged on, filled with Ajax’s muttered complaints, Enid’s chatter, and the occasional sound of Wednesday grinding her teeth. As they worked, the mansion slowly transformed. The dust was swept away, the windows sparkled, and strings of lights began to illuminate the once-shadowy corners.
By the end of the day, the Gates Mansion was looking almost festive—if you squinted and ignored the peeling wallpaper and the leftover cobwebs.
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Wednesday stood near the fireplace, her arms crossed tightly over her chest. Her posture was as rigid as ever, her expression blank. But inwardly, she was waging a battle against her gag reflex. Everywhere she looked, there was an explosion of color—garish reds, obnoxious greens, hideous yellows. And the sweaters. The sweaters.
Her own attire was simple, deliberate, and true to her identity: a plain, black sweater devoid of any embellishment. It was the only concession she had made to Enid’s ridiculous demands.
Her circle of idiots had gathered on mismatched sofas dragged into a semi-circle at one corner, all chattering as Enid zipped around with an energy that could power a small town. Ajax trailed behind her, struggling under the weight of a tray filled with cups of hot cocoa.
“Wednesday!” Enid called, waving her over. “Get over here and grab some hot cocoa before it’s all gone. Ajax nearly spilled half of it on the way in.”
Wednesday rolled her eyes as she stepped closer with deliberate slowness, as if approaching a live grenade.
“Isn’t this just the best?” Enid beamed, handing her a mug. “I mean, look at us! Ugly sweaters, hot cocoa, and friends. It's like a cute dream!"
“More like a nightmare,” Wednesday muttered, eyeing the mug suspiciously. Still, she accepted it, if only to keep her hands busy and distract herself from the urge to claw her eyes out.
Bianca smirked from her spot on the sofa. “You’re just mad because you couldn’t resist joining in. Look at you, wearing a sweater like the rest of us.”
“This is not a sweater,” Wednesday corrected, her tone sharp. “It’s a black, woolen garment devoid of festivity.”
“Still counts, anyway, guys! It’s time to decide who’s wearing the ugliest sweater. We need a system!” Enid chirped.
“Can’t we just vote?” Ajax suggested, taking a cautious sip of his cocoa.
“No way,” Enid replied. “That’s too boring. We need something fun. Like, a panel of judges or—oh! Maybe we each explain our sweater, and the group decides.”
“Or,” Bianca drawled, raising a brow, “we pick someone who’s brutally honest to a fault and let them decide.”
As one, the group turned to Wednesday.
Her grip on the mug tightened as every pair of eyes locked onto her. Enid was practically bouncing with excitement. “Wednesday, you’re perfect for this! You’ve got the sharpest eye. Come on, roast us.”
Her eyes narrowed. “No.”
“Oh, come on!” Enid pleaded. “You’re perfect for this.”
Bianca smirked. “Well, we’ve finally found a use for Wednesday. Come on, Addams. Judge us.”
“Fine,” she said. “But don’t cry when I destroy your fragile egos.”
“Yay!” Enid cheered, clapping her hands. “Okay, go!”
Wednesday stood, her gaze sweeping over the group. She started with Yoko, her tone clipped and precise. “Yoko’s sweater is an abomination of neon and flashing lights. It looks less like a holiday garment and more like a warning sign for an approaching biohazard.”
Yoko snorted, clearly amused, while the others burst into laughter.
Wednesday’s gaze landed on Enid. She paused, taking in the jingling bells and riot of color. “And Enid… Your sweater is less a garment and more a crime scene. It’s a murder of taste and decency, except crime scenes look beautiful, yours is hideous. ”
Enid gasped in offense, clutching her chest. “How dare you? This is festive perfection!”
Next victim was Ajax, “Your sweater is an assault on the senses. The color palette suggests that it was designed by someone experiencing a particularly vivid fever dream. And the snowman? You know what, I take that back, I actually like this sweater, that abomination of a snowman can work in a horror movie."
“Thanks, I think?” Ajax said nervously.
Bianca crossed her arms, waiting for her turn. Wednesday obliged. “Your sweater is a desperate attempt to marry elegance with obnoxiousness. The glitter alone is enough to give a child a seizure. What do you think it is? The Raven? Your sweater screams, ‘Look at me,’ which, I suppose, is your specialty.”
Bianca raised an eyebrow. “Touché.”
Finally, Wednesday turned to Eugene. She studied him for a moment, her expression unreadable. “Your sweater is… acceptable.”
Eugene blinked in surprise. “Wait, is that—was that a compliment?”
“Don’t get used to it,” Wednesday said flatly.
“What about me?”
Wednesday’s head snapped toward you. You were standing near the cocoa station, holding a mug and smiling at her. Your sweater was a disaster—neon orange with a pattern of candy canes, snowflakes, and . It looked like it had been knitted by a maniac with no sense of restraint.
“Go on,” you said, your tone teasing. “Roast me. I can take it. Tear mine apart.” Say what now?
Wednesday opened her mouth, but no sound came out. Her mind raced. Hideous. Obscene. A crime against humanity. The words were there, perfectly formed. Yet when she looked at you, all she could think was—
Beautiful.
“Well?” Enid prodded, her grin mischievous. “What’s wrong, Willa? Cat got your tongue?”
Wednesday’s jaw tightened. She could dissect the flaws in a masterpiece with ease, but when it came to you, even wearing that, she couldn’t bring herself to say anything remotely cruel.
“Your sweater…” she began, her voice faltering. “It’s… functional.”
The group failed to stifle their laughter.
“Functional? You said all that for mine and you call her's functional? Come on Wednesday, that's the contest winner right there!” Bianca teased, Wednesday only shot her a glare.
Sensing Wednesday's growing unease, you quickly changed the subject. “Anyway, this cocoa is amazing. Who made it?”
Ajax perked up, raising his hand. “That’d be me.”
You smiled at him, and Wednesday’s chest tightened. “It’s really good. Nice work.”
Ajax grinned, rubbing the back of his neck. “Thanks. My grandma taught me how to make it. Secret family recipe.”
"You have to teach me someday." You took another sip, your eyes twinkling with genuine appreciation. Wednesday clenched her fists at her sides, the mug in her hand threatening to crack under the pressure of her grip. The warmth of your smile directed at Ajax did something unexplainable to Wednesday’s insides. It was irritating and fascinating all at once.
And so she found herself back in her spot beside the fireplace, trying to look as composed as always.
Her eyes, however, betrayed her. They followed you.
You were by the snack table, chatting with one of the stoners—what was his name? Nate? Nick? It didn’t matter. He leaned closer to say something, and you laughed, the sound a soft chime that seemed to echo in Wednesday’s ears far too loudly, it was maddening.
And that boy, with his messy hair and an air of unearned confidence, was soaking it all in. He said something else, and you giggled again, nudging his arm playfully. Wednesday’s fingers twitched. She imagined reaching for her knife, a comforting thought, though regrettably impractical in this setting.
“Wednesday!” Enid’s chirpy voice broke through her thoughts. She turned her head sharply, meeting her roommate’s bright, oblivious grin. “Isn’t this amazing? Everyone’s having such a good time!”
Wednesday glanced at the room, her gaze flickering back to you before she responded. “I fail to see how this qualifies as ‘amazing.’ ”
“Oh, come on! Look at everyone, laughing, drinking cocoa, making memories! Even you’re not glaring as much as usual. That’s progress.” Enid nudged her playfully, earning another withering glare.
Ajax appeared, holding a tray of other snacks. “Hey, Enid, where do you want these?”
“Over by the snack table!” Enid directed. Then, turning to the group, she clapped her hands to get everyone’s attention. “Alright, people! It’s been super fun hanging out, but it’s time to get your pairs ready because we’re dancing next!”
A collective murmur rose, some students cheering while others groaned.
“Dancing?” Bianca raised an eyebrow, sipping her cocoa. “You didn’t say anything about dancing, Sinclair.”
“I did too!” Enid protested. “Well… maybe I hinted at it. Anyway, it’s happening, so suck it up!”
“Uh, what if we can’t dance?” a random student yelled.
“You sway awkwardly and call it a day,” Enid quipped and dashed toward her barely put together DJ booth to adjust the music while everyone started paring. Wednesday remained by the fireplace, her gaze locked on you.
Nate-nick stepped closer toward you, his posture overly casual, and Wednesday’s fingers curled into fists.
“So, Y/N,” he began, scratching the back of his head. “You’re, like, really cool. Wanna, uh, be my partner for the dancing?”
Wednesday didn’t even wait to hear your answer. Spinning on her heel, she made her way to Ajax, who was setting down the last of the cocoa mugs.
“Ajax,” she said, her voice flat but laced with an edge that made him flinch.
“Uh, yeah, Wednesday?” he asked nervously, straightening up.
“I need more hot cocoa. Boiling.”
Ajax blinked, clearly confused. “Boiling? I mean, sure, but isn’t the regular batch warm enough?"
“Did I stutter?” Wednesday’s dark eyes bore into him, and Ajax quickly held up his hands in surrender.
“Nope. Boiling cocoa, coming right up.” He scrambled to prepare a fresh batch, throwing nervous glances over his shoulder just preparing himself to dodge any flying knives. When it was ready, he handed her a mug. The liquid inside was steaming.
“Here you go,” Ajax said, still baffled. “Didn’t think you’d like cocoa this much… careful tho."
Wednesday’s lips curled into a smirk, one that sent a shiver down Ajax’s spine. As he watched her turn and walk away, realization dawned on him. He quickly busied himself with something else, wisely choosing not to question her about whatever she planned to do with this acid he just gave her.
Without hesitation, Wednesday approached the boy who had dared to ask you to dance. He was still by your side, oblivious to the doom looming behind him. With calculated precision, Wednesday "tripped," her hand jerking just enough to send the scalding cocoa splashing onto his arm and chest.
“AHHH! HOT!” He yelped, flailing as the cocoa soaked through. His friends quickly gathered around him, their faces a mixture of shock and fear.
“How clumsy of me,” Wednesday said flatly, not bothering to mask her lack of remorse.
His friends exchanged nervous glances, none daring to confront her. They helped him toward the kitchen to clean up, leaving you standing there, bewildered.
“Wednesday,” you said, stepping closer. “Was that… really an accident?”
“Of course,” she replied, her voice calm as ever. “Gravity is unpredictable.”
You sighed, though a small smile tugged at your lips. “You’re unbelievable.”
“I’ve been called worse,” she deadpanned.
The music started up behind you, and the others began pairing off and moving to the makeshift dance floor. The room was alive with laughter and chatter, but you and Wednesday stood apart from it all. You glanced around before looking back at Wednesday. “Come with me.” It wasn’t a question. For a moment, Wednesday hesitated, her mind racing with a thousand reasons to say no. But instead, she found herself nodding. “Lead the way.”
Wednesday followed you up the grand staircase. She didn’t bother asking where you were leading her, she didn’t particularly care. If you wanted privacy, she would oblige. If this was another attempt to pry some semblance of emotion out of her, you would fail. Or so she told herself.
You pushed open a door at the end of the hall, revealing a spacious room bathed in moonlight streaming through large, arched windows.
Turning to face her, you crossed your arms, “Well, considering you’ve likely left my dance partner with third-degree burns…”
Wednesday tilted her head, “I fail to see how that is my problem.”
“Oh, it is.” You stepped closer, your voice softening. “Because now, you have to take his place.”
Her eyebrows rose, a rare flicker of surprise crossing her otherwise stoic face. “I fail to see how that logic tracks.”
“You caused the incident. You take responsibility.” Your tone left no room for argument, but before she could protest further, you added, “But I’m kind enough to spare you the humiliation of doing it downstairs. We’ll dance here. Privately.”
The word privately settled uncomfortably in her chest, both a warning and something she couldn't recognize.
“I’m even letting you have a say in the music,” you said, glancing at her. “Any requests?”
“Something haunting,” she replied without hesitation, the corner of her mouth twitching into what might’ve been a smirk.
You hummed thoughtfully before selecting a piano piece—somber, slow, and emotional. It wasn’t the haunting melody she had hoped for, but it was close enough.
Wednesday stepped closer, her posture rigid. “I don’t slow dance.”
“Well, tonight you do,” you said with a teasing smile, holding out your hand.
She stared at it as if it were an unfamiliar weapon, something both intriguing and dangerous. After a moment of hesitation, she took it. Your fingers were warm, soft against the coolness of her own, and she tried to ignore the way her pulse quickened at the contact.
You guided her hand to your waist and placed your hand on her shoulder, the touch sending a ripple of something unfamiliar through her. She mirrored your movements stiffly at first, her steps awkward as the two of you began to sway to the music.
“Relax, Wednesday,” you said softly, your voice carrying a warmth that somehow made Wednesday feel chills.
“I am relaxed,” she countered, though the tension in her shoulders betrayed her words.
You chuckled, a sound that grated on her nerves and yet inexplicably soothed them. Slowly, her body began to follow the rhythm, her steps becoming less mechanical. She focused on the music, letting it guide her movements, but her attention kept drifting back to you.
Your eyes were soft, your smile easy, and the way you looked at her—as if she were something precious—made her chest feel something she didn’t fully understand. She had always prided herself on her ability to remain detached, to keep the world at arm’s length. But with you, that distance seemed to collapse, leaving her exposed and vulnerable in a way she found both infuriating and intoxicating.
As the dance continued, the space between you grew smaller. She could feel the faint scent of whatever perfume you wore, and it was all-consuming. Her usually sharp mind felt dull, clouded by your presence.
This was dangerous. You were dangerous. Not in the conventional sense, of course, you posed no physical threat. But the way you made her feel, the way you seemed to slip past every wall she had built around herself, was a danger of an entirely different kind. She didn’t like it. And yet, she couldn’t bring herself to pull away.
And then you rested your head on her shoulder.
Wednesday froze, her body stiffening before she forced herself to relax. Her heart, that stubborn organ she often dismissed as a mere biological necessity, pounded erratically in her chest. She didn’t understand it, this inexplicable pull toward you, but she knew she didn’t want it to end.
You sighed softly, your breath warm against her neck. “Thanks for this, Wednesday. I know it’s not your thing, but… it means a lot.”
Her other free hand, which had been hovering awkwardly at her side, hesitated before resting lightly against your back. The gesture was hesitant, almost uncertain, but it felt… right. Too right.
She didn’t know how long you stayed like that, swaying gently in the moonlight. All she knew was the warmth of your body, the softness of your breath, and this, whatever this was...
When the music finally faded, you lifted your head and met her gaze. There was something unspoken in your eyes, something she couldn’t quite name but felt all the same. She didn’t say anything, and neither did you. The silence was enough.
As you stepped back, breaking the spell, she felt an ache she couldn’t place. You smiled at her, soft and genuine, and she found herself returning it—just barely.
“Thanks for the dance,” you said, your voice barely above a whisper.
She nodded, her expression as stoic as ever, but her mind was anything but calm.
As you turned and left the room, she felt something in her hand, a small note, "Call me sometimes Wednesday"
The faintest trace of a smile tugged at Wednesday's lips.
Not a bad party, not bad at all.
[This was so fun to write, thought you guys need some fluff after the heartbreak from the last oneshot]
[A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST: A close friend of mine @blue-because-no-yellow is leaving for a few months on her basic training. So I would be really grateful to you guys if you wished her some goodluck in the comments! Like really, sometimes, the kind words of strangers become something to remember during hard times in the future...]
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