#christmas gag gifts

[essentiallybetterliving]

The 5 Best Stocking Stuffers That Are Sure to Bring Smiles

Stockings are my favorite. The presents get opened and discarded to the side. Wrapping paper and boxes get cleared out. What keeps them talking in the hours to come are the stockings. The silly, funny, yummy contents get is excited, laughing and remind us what it’s like to be a kid again. Here are a few of my favorites: This cute poop plush is sure to make them laugh! I saw it for the first time…

[chronicallyill-nephilim]

The Christmas Special

Spider-Man and Deadpool celebrate Christmas in different ways.

Peter's used to cozy, at home Christmas's. Curled up on the couch in a living room lit by the soft warm lights of his Aunt's Christmas tree with hot chocolate in a childhood mug in hand and A Christmas Carol playing on the TV.

He knows outside his childhood home his rouge gallery wait in their Christmas themed costumes with some holiday related plan to steal Christmas or something.

May can only stay up for a movie and a half now, he's got till the Presents hair turns grey with her and then he'd have to go to work.

Wade's had every kind of Christmas under the sun but he prefers being out for the night. In a bar stool with Christmas themed line of shots laid out in front of him like a Christmas tree, and the fun kind of people out on the street. Weird shit happens on Christmas Eve and it's always fucking fantastic.

His favorite part about the last few years has to be the red and blue spandex wrapped dream. Now that he'd like someone to put a bow on for him.

Of course if no one's gonna put a bow on Spidey he could always bring his favorite hero a gift of his own.

At the end of a wacky Christmas filled night they end up on a rooftop, somewhere hid and quiet and cold with hot food in brown paper bags, looking down at the snow covered city and all it's twinkling little lights.

Deadpool, after inhaling his dinner, pulls a crumpled poorly wrapped gift from his belt.

After a moment of laughter Spider-Man stands and walks over to a dark corner of the building and pulls a present in cute cartoon Santa wrapping out of the webs he's put it in at the start of the night.

They spend the rest of the night/morning watching over the city, making sure everyone else has the chance to have a good Christmas morning like theirs.

[captain-hawks]

real talk dee, who do you think would wear one of those shirts that say "dead inside but still horny"

mattsun 100% (can u imagine hooking up with funeral home employee issei and finding that in his fucking drawer when ur looking for a shirt)

makki (he wears it in public).

also mr. nicholas d. wolfwood (it’s his pajama shirt).

[liesmyth]

[littleravenfiberarts]

Last-minute crocheters!! These undies fit over chocolate bars or gift cards or folded money! Make some along with me on Youtube 🧶

[halfbakedideas]

donna gets fourteen these socks as a christmas gag gift but they love it and he winds up wearing them all of christmas day & even boxing day too.

[fantastic-nonsense]

anyone have any Christmas ideas for my very practical dad who likes tools, classical antiquity, space, and sci-fi but also usually refuses to actually say what he wants or just buys it himself?

[metalwright]

Here's a gift for the people on your naughty list: a stocking filled with lumps of coal! Available here.

[tallgrassstore]

Ever had the urge to decorate your Christmas tree with salacious Fresno Nightcrawler ornaments?

Bonus: they glow in the dark to further imprint their images into your eyes~

Shop: TheTallGrass.etsy.com

[jonathanbyersphd]

Jonathan will so sacrifice his new wave punk cred to request The Power of Love at prom so that Nancy can dance with him to it.

Jonathan "simp" Byers 💯 would and then try to play it off like it just "randomly" played.

But idk I love the idea of the music for the wedding being his thing especially since he can't take the photos you know?

[thunderheadfred]

My dad's love language is buying people vacuums.

Is this a Midwest Dad thing or just a My Dad thing?

[pancakehouse]

nobody in this bookstore knows i’m wearing socks w my puppies faces on them 😇😇😇

[magpiesworld]

What’s this ao3 fic??

I want to find an ao3 one-shot I read a little bit ago. The plot of the one-shot was that Peter (parker) was like a hoarder and just kept a lot of things and he keeps a pierce of stolen stark tech from his fight with the vulture and when he looks into it he discovers that parts of J.A.R.V.I.S. are on it so he works on fixing him and he gives it to tony for christmas. he also gives the other avengers gag gifts

UPDATE!! This fic is “collections” by Angleeelatin on ao3! coincidently i actually found this again while looking for another fic lol. thanks to everyone who gave me advice! it was very much appreciated <33

[lesbianpeetamellark]

my dad screwed up.

ok. me and mom are both HUGE christmas people and we love to get people lots of gifts, and i help my dad get my mom something nice every year. this year. we got her a monthly box subscription to a self care set (which she’ll love) but i wanted to wrap more for her.

So my dad says he has something else. He then proceeds to pull out this big, UGLY red coat. 100% polyester, one big button, and not her color AT ALL. it is NOT a nice jacket.

He tells me that he got a bit wine drunk and instagram shops advertised it to him.

We live in the American South. It’s Christmas Eve and it’s 70 degrees out. I wore a t-shirt and shorts out today.

My mother does NOT need another coat.

So. I’m obviously like, “We can fix this. Do we have anything else to give her?” My dad looks even more embarrassed.

Then, he reaches back into the closet and pulls out THE SAME COAT. IN ANOTHER COLOR.

So, mom is getting TWO of the SAME coat that she DOES NOT NEED.

[wells-creative]

Gift Idea!

My sister got these mugs for my husband and I about three years ago and we use them almost every day. They still make me smile every time I read them.

I know the image quality is trash but that's what happens when you've just woke up and I am not all about perfectly edited photos and making sure the setting is perfect. This is real life, not a magazine cover.

Peep the little baby hand (our daughter has just learned to use her grabbers and she wants everything)

I couldn't find the exact ones she got us but these are pretty close: https://amzn.to/3Wi0Mv7

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