#chicken flingers

[essentiallybetterliving]

The 5 Best Stocking Stuffers That Are Sure to Bring Smiles

Stockings are my favorite. The presents get opened and discarded to the side. Wrapping paper and boxes get cleared out. What keeps them talking in the hours to come are the stockings. The silly, funny, yummy contents get is excited, laughing and remind us what it’s like to be a kid again. Here are a few of my favorites: This cute poop plush is sure to make them laugh! I saw it for the first time…

[eyeofnewtblog]

THE CHICKEN WAR IS REAL.

Ok, seriously the picture above is the best $30 I ever spent but also WHICH family member am I gonna blitz???

Real things that I have seen happen in the Great Chicken War:

Have helped one specific aunt set up a chicken shower curtain in multiple other houses. I know for a fact she got my grandparents to help her hang the chicken shower curtain in my own house that I refuse to take down.

Cousin H was moving, I bought dollar store stuff to turn her car into a chicken. At my wedding reception she found inch long yellow plastic chickens and put them in all of my plants. I WAS FINDING THEM SIX MONTHS LATER.

My grandma, my sweet, innocent, cancer ridden grandma…she hung chicken themed towels on every place that you could conceivably have towels. In my house. On my wedding day. She was not sorry.

Once helped my grandfather hide chicken alarm clocks set to go off at 2 am under…A LOT of beds at a family reunion.

Every Christmas present must contain one (1) real gift. The “stocking stuffers” are up to whatever that relative happens to find at thrift stores and can fit in the chosen box. (We do gift exchanges with a $25 max limit, but it has to be “cool” so you’re supposed to call who you get and be like “hey, ideas please”)

You don’t want to know what happened when Chicken Run went out on DVD. (My mom bought every single copy available in the moment, I’m not kidding, threw the entire stock in her cart…there were about 30 of us at the time - I promise everyone had the same thoughts as her because now you sign the inside cover before you sneak it over to someone else)

There were actually live chickens in my grandparents bathroom, they had to shower at the neighbors house for 3 days.

I brought 300 chicken shaped finger flingers to the last family reunion and it took us three hours to find them. They’re yellow. They stand out.

The chicken finger flingers were left out as “bait” by the kids to “lure Sasquatch into range” (one of my cousins hiked out, put the Sasquatch shoes on, hiked in from a different direction, and “took the bait” with copious footprints) so the kids actually got a SECOND Sasquatch hunt on top of the normal one.

That’s just the stuff that I remember happening, like things I was actually present for. This has been going on for 40 years and multiple generations…there is sooooo much that I don’t know.

And that’s not even getting into the actual wedding traditions. One of the cousins dresses up in a full body chicken suit and does a dance with the bride, to the chicken dance song. I’m not joking this actually happens.

We still have the original chicken that started all of this. And “she” is always the bride when we all get together for a wedding and decorate the “chicken bridal party” with the actual bridal colors.

All of this, to say…I have 20 ceramic chickens and no genuinely good ideas on how to properly deploy my ammunition.

[askouacrp]

THE DETAILS: This is part of AU: FRIGHT FEST and will only be available for roleplay during the AU timeframe. Days and hours of operation for this festival can be found below.

FALL FESTIVAL HOURS:

October 23rd;  starts at 5pm and closes 2am.

October 24th;  starts at 3pm and closes 2am.

October 30th;  starts at 6pm and closes 2am..

October 31st;  starts at 3pm and closes at 2am.

FALL FESTIVAL ACTIVITIES:

Pumpkin Patch:  Open until dark. A large patch of land filled with pumpkins of all  shapes and sizes to choose from. Wagons will be provided to help carry  your pumpkin around.

Apple Picking: Open until dark. Buckets will be provided.

Corn Maze: Open from 6pm until 2am. See if you can work  your way through a large maze with twists, turns, and dead ends complete with Halloween inspired characters haunting you after 9pm. This will be closed the second weekend after dark due to the serial murders in the area.

Hayrides: Open until 2am. After dark it transforms into a haunted attraction with Halloween related characters hiding in the dark. This will be closed after dark the second weekend due to serial murders in the area.

Petting Zoo: Open until dark. The following animals can be found in the petting zoo;  sheep, guinea pigs, goats, rabbits, llamas, miniature donkeys, wallabies, sheep.

Pony Rides: For people under 100 pounds only! Open until dark.

Fall Photos: From  5pm to 8pm there will be a professional photographer set up in a small  area to take fall themed photos. Every one will walk away with 2 free  5x7 prints.

Crafts Offered: Open until 2am. Ceramic  painting, pottery, tie dying tshirts, pumpkin decorating and carving.

Face painting: Open until 9pm.

Giant Inflatables: Open until 2am. There are separate ones for adults and children.

Live Music (local bands & DJs): Going strong until 2am.

Carnival Games: Open until 2 am. Ring toss, giant bowling, bean bag toss, milk can toss, balloon dart game, hi-striker, archery fun, frog flinger.

Eating contests: Friday the 23rd at 7pm there will be a corn on the cob eating contest. Saturday the 24th at 5pm there will be a pie eating contest. Friday October 30th at 6pm there will be a smore eating contest.

Pumpkin carving contest: Both Saturdays at 4pm there will be a pumpkin carving contest. Each contestant must carve the pumpkin on site and will have 2 hours to do so.

Costume contests: Saturday October 31st at 6pm there will be a series of costume contests. Children categories; individual, group, originality. Adult categories; individual, group, originality, scariest. Family categories; originality, concept.

FOOD AT THE FESTIVAL: There will be food stations from local restaurants catering everything from chicken tenders, hamburgers, salads, pizza slices, steak tips, turkey legs, funnel cakes, corn dogs, and many others. In addiction to your typical food festival food the following will also be provided:

Popcorn Station:  Salt, parmesan, chili powder and other select seasonings give families  the option to flavor their popcorn cups to their taste; add kettle and  candy corn to the mix too OR chocolate drizzle to get really creative!

Cupcake Station: Super  sweet and fun complete with yummy toppings for mini cupcakes including  colorful icing, chocolate chips, sprinkles, cinnamon, you name it!

Sundae Station:  Who doesn’t love ice cream? Don’t forget the chocolate syrup, caramel, berries, nuts, sprinkles, and chocolate chips.

Snow Cone Station: Add your own syrups and flavors.

Corn Station: Street corn is a novelty favorite that goes well at any event; grilled or  boiled, corn on a stick with butter, salt, cheese powder and other seasonings makes a great food station people will line up for.

Fruit Station: Get  creative (and healthy) with a fruit station! Think fruit in small cups,  fruit kebabs, chocolate covered frozen bananas and more!

Trail Mix Station: Everyone  loves trail mix! Mixed nuts, raisins, m & m’s, dried fruit and more  make this an easy peasy food option that’s pretty healthy too.

S’more Station: Several  bonfires will be set ablaze and what is better than s’mores?! You will  find graham crackers, marshmallows, and different candy bar choices.

DRINKS AT THE FESTIVAL: You can find all beverages; water, sodas, slushies, milkshakes, lemonade, tea, adult beverages(there will be a bar set up).

[trig-sleng]

Animal Names in Trigedasleng - CANON

Engl. alphabetised:-

Animal, beast: noun – bis [b-ee-s] from ‘beast’ Bear: noun – tedi [ted-ee] from ‘teddy-bear’ Bee: noun – honibi [hun-ee-bee] from ‘honey-bee’ Bird: noun – sora [s-or-ah] from ‘dinosaur’ Butterfly: noun – flapkrasha [flap-crash-ah] from ‘flap-crasher’ Cat: noun – sofstepa [sof-ste-pah] from ‘soft-stepper’ Chicken: noun – omi [o-me] from unknown Cow: noun – kodchuwa [k-odd-chew-ah] from ‘cud-chewer’ Crab: noun – shouklaka [show-clack-ah] from ‘shore-clacker?’ Deer: noun – trilipa [tree-l-ee-pah] from ‘tree-leaper’ Dog: noun – fecha [feh-cha] from ‘fetcher’ Fish: noun – swima [swim-ah] from ‘swimmer’ Flightless bird: noun – graunpeka [gr-ow-n-pek-kah] from ‘ground-pecker’ Fox: noun – swapa [swa-pah] from ‘swiper’ Frog: noun – krouka [kr-oh-kah] from ‘croaker’ Giraffe: noun – liffecha [l-ee-f-feh-cha] from ‘leaf-fetcher’ Gorilla: noun – pauna [p-ow-nah] from ‘pounder’ Horse: noun – gapa [gah-pah] from ‘gapper, galloper’ Lizard: noun – sankrola [san-kro-lah] from ‘sand-crawler’ Monkey: noun – flinga [fling-ah] from ‘flinger’ Mouse: noun – softwicha [sof-twich-ah] from ‘soft-twitcher’ Mythical Horse: proper noun – steltrona [st-el-t-ron-ah] from ‘stealth-runner’ Pig: noun – skwila [squ-ee-lah] from ‘squealer’ Rabbit: noun – thompa [thomp-ah] from ‘thumper’ Raccoon: noun – snacha [sna-cha] from ‘snatcher’ Shark: noun – finrona [fin-ron-ah] from ‘fin-runner’ Snake: noun – hisa [hiss-ah] from ‘hisser’ Spider: noun – tridropa [tree-drop-ah] from ‘tree-dropper’ Tiger: noun – feisripa [f-ay-s-r-ee-pah] from ‘face-ripper’ Turtle: noun – shilkrola [shil-kro-lah] from ‘shell-crawler’ Wolf: noun – pakstoka [pack-track-ah] from ‘pack-stalker’ Worm: noun – mokskwoma [m-ock-squ-om-ah] from ‘muck-squirmer’.

[oneluckydewclaw]

Service Animals Have Bad Days.

Uhoh, you think, another generic post.

WRONG.

Today I want to share with you a story so out of this world "what" that you're going to realise something: in training dogs and service dogs are living, breathing animals.

Now, down to the story.

So today is chicken soup day, which means I need stuff.

Stuff means a trip to the store.

Store means PA training.

Now Vali's primary duty as a gundog is to pickup and carry game softly in his mouth, no head shaking, this has been trained to extend into his service dog training.

So when I gave him an onion - guess what guys it was bagged up, I know onions are bad - to take back to the trolley I was expecting everything to go smoothly.

Wrong.

Instead of carrying it back to the trolley as he should have, Vali decided it was time to play.

Yup, play, in the middle of a busy store.

He pranced in the direction of the cart which was cute if not for the fact that he shook his head as he did so.

The bag split.

The onion flew.

Out of the vegetable aisle.

Across the main aisle.

Into the dairy aisle.

He thought he was hilarious.

I was mortified.

Y'all know I pride on training my dog(s) to the best standards I can get.

Y'all know I wouldn't give my dog an article to carry if I wasn't 100% that he could carry it.

Y'all know I was about ready to skin him in that moment.

Aghast at the flying onion I fled after it, managing to pick it up and take it back to the trolley while scooping up the now broken bag and grabbing another plastic one.

Vali stayed to heel the entire time without being asked.

Good ol' onion flinger.

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Morning bike ride to Mill Hollow, Chicken Flingers, and vintage vehicles. #lovesummer https://www.instagram.com/p/CgVsW_RDLWp8TjufhMyVOhMRxm3zJrdN3SeLbo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at home:

Being held accountable for bringing 200 chicken finger flingers to to the family reunion.

I’m completely innocent, I can’t be held accountable for helping anyone under ten years of age stock pile as many finger flingers as possible. Or what those poor, innocent souls get up to a month later.

I be never done anything wrong in my life. Ever.

[hellosugar]

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[trig-sleng]

Animal Names in Trigedasleng - CANON

Trig. alphabetised:-

Bis: noun – beast, animal [b-ee-s] from ‘beast’ Fecha: noun – dog [feh-cha] from ‘fetcher’ Feisripa: noun – tiger [f-ay-s-r-ee-pah] from ‘face-ripper’ Finrona: noun – shark [fin-ron-ah] from ‘fin-runner’ Flapkrasha: noun – butterfly [flap-crash-ah] from ‘flap – crasher’ Flinga: noun – monkey [fling-ah] from ‘flinger’ Gapa: noun – horse [gap-ah] from ‘gapper, galloper’ Graunpeka: noun – flightless bird [gr-ow-n-pek-kah] from ‘ground-pecker’ Hisa: noun – snake [hiss-ah] from ‘hisser’ Honibi: noun – bee [hun-ee-bee] from ‘honey bee’ Kodchuwa: noun – cow [k-odd -chew-ah] from ‘cud-chewer’ Krouka: noun – frog [kr-oh-kah] from ‘croaker’ Liffecha: noun – giraffe [l-ee-f-feh-cha] from ‘leaf-fetcher’ Mokskwoma: noun – worm [m-ock-squ-om-ah] from ‘muck-squirmer’ Omi: noun – chicken [o-me] from unknown Pakstoka: noun – wolf [pack-track-ah] from ‘pack-stalker’ Pauna: noun – gorilla [p-ow-nah] from ‘pounder’ Sankrola: noun – lizard [san-kro-lah] from ‘sand-crawler’ Shilkrola: noun – turle [shil-kro-lah] from ‘shell-crawler’ Shouklaka: noun – crab [show-clack-ah] from ‘shore-clacker?’ Skwila: noun – pig [squ-ee-lah] from ‘squealer’ Snacha: noun – raccoon [sna-cha] from ‘snatcher’ Sofstepa: noun – cat [sof-ste-pah] from ‘soft-stepper’ Softwicha: noun – mouse [sof-twich-ah] from ‘soft-twitcher’ Sora: noun – bird [s-or-ah] from ‘soarer’ Steltrona: proper noun – a mythical horse that none can catch [st-el-t-ron-ah] from ‘stealth-runner’ Swapa: noun – fox [swa-pah] from ‘swiper’ Swima: noun – fish [swim-ah] from ‘swimmer’ Tedi: noun – bear [ted-ee] from ‘teddy-bear’ Thompa: noun – rabbit [thomp-ah] from ‘thumper’ Tridropa: noun – spider [tr-ee-drop-ah] from ‘tree-dropper’ Trilipa: noun – deer [tr-ee-l-ee-pah] from ‘tree-leaper’

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