#chris had it easy

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

You know, you may not have been a prostitute but those girls giving handjobs that you employed were.

[youreastargirl]

Hey Jeff Davis one note among many, but did you know that for a wound made with wolfsbane, you actually need to burn it with the ash of that specific strand of wolfsbane to heal it?

This particular piece of knowledge comes from the tv show you created called Teen Wolf which you may or may not be familiar with.

Ten thousand fanfic writers have gotten this particular piece of lore correct for a decade since you invented it. There are fics where Stiles’ love language is gathering different kinds of wolfsbane to always be able to save Derek Hale.

Truly, get yourself sorted sir (disrespectful).

[citrine-elephant]

in case of emergency, break glass

...or, uh.... maybe we should look at leon's files, first....

(the many directional scars -> when he was protecting ada from simmons)

[chrisrin]

ONE MORE RE-DESIGN BEFORE I SLEEP, THE PRICK OF ALL TIME!!!!

[groverapologist]

oh my god chris rodriguez spent years in the right cabin and he didn't know. he was left unclaimed and unwanted for years, left in a cabin that he was made to feel he didn't belong to even though he did. he rebelled and joined the war against the gods, ending up losing his sanity, and that still wasn't enough for his father to claim him, to simply say "yeah, this is my son". he was always in the right place, but he didn't know it, and he never got the chance to actually call the hermes cabin his family. no wonder so many of the hermes kids hated their dad.

[evansbby]

Steve + omega :) (ref)

[valenfield-inspo]

Chris Redfield & Jill Valentine - Resident Evil 5 Moodboard

[stevethehairington]

okay so it wouldn't be like a DIRECT au of it, just like a heavily inspired by, but BUDDIE TWISTER/TWISTERS AU:

so. buck is a storm chaser. he's got his team, him and a few others, and then abby, his girlfriend. they're working on trying to find a way to tame a twister — to get it to stop before it can start enough to do it's damage. they think they've finally got it, only when they go to put it into test there is a horrible accident and buck loses the whole team, except abby. the two of them are the only survivors. and it is DEVASTATING, but buck is like at least abby and i can lean on each other in our grief, we can get through this together. only abby quits. she quits stormchasing then and there and she leaves, just disappears, leaving buck alone with his grief. (if we want to be Extra Angsty, perhaps she even leaves with some sort of comment that implies she blames him for what happened).

so buck quits too — only it's not a permanent quit, of course. his sisters boyfriend, chimney, is a stormchaser, and when bucks home visiting maddie one day, chimney is there and he's talking about his teams plan (maybe his team was also after the same sort of twister tamer thing — maybe even based off of bucks teams initial research) and he's asking buck about it and buck hasn't thought about this stuff in a while (lies; he's thought about that incident every day since it happened.) but like enough time has passed that talking about it with someone else who's enthusiastic about the research rather than just interested in the tragedy of it all, starts to excite him a little too. and chimney tells him he should come with, when he and his team head out in a week. and after some Thinking and some encouragement from maddie, buck agrees and goes with chimney.

and so buck joins the 118 — consisting of chimney and hen and bobby (and maybe ravi too bc i love ravi okay). and it's good. they're a great team, brilliant, and they're all about helping people too. like, yes, their research is important to them, and they're fighting tooth and nail to achieve their goal, but they're put that on pause if there's even a chance for them to go help people evacuate or find shelter or clean up in the aftermath — and that's something buck really loves about the team. bc that's all he wants to do, help people. so buck fits right in with them and it's. it's fun, again. he did miss this.

and, of course, the 118 has a riiiiiival team — another group of stormchasers who are ALSO trying to find a way to stop the twisters before they can do their damage. they're both close, so it's kind of like a competition between them, which team will capture success first? but this team (not really sure who it'll consist of yet) but im undecided on if eddie would be the leader of the group or if he's just a team member, but. eddie dia,z with his sweeeeet texan twang, and his big cowboy hat and his flashy belt buckles and his charm, he's there. and their team is popular in the stormchasing world, and everyone's eyes are on them too.

but like it's always those two — the 118 and eddies team — at the forefront of it all, they're always chasing the same storms.

and both teams are on the cusp of a big storm, but the 118 catch wind that there's a small town in the path of this one, and they decide instead of following the twisters they're going to head to the town to help the people there. and they end up veering off the path and eddie notices and then HE finds out about the town and he tells his team they need to go help too but his team is like dude NO we gotta get to the twister, the 118 are gone so this is our chance to be the ones to test our tornado tamer solution, WE could beat them. and like eddies team has clearly lost the whole point of all of this — to save people. but HE hasn't, so he goes rogue and he heads to the town instead, where he finds the 118 and they're a bit wary of him at first bc it feels out of character for someone from his team to be here doing this rather than chasing the storm, but at this point im thinking buck and eddie have already had some conversations (MAYBE eddie has actually saved buck once already too so like that trust between them is already built) and buck just immediately starts shouting instructions and eddie falls into line with them and the two of them work flawlessly together and the rest of the 118 is like yeah okay he's good people and they welcome him in too.

and maybe eddies team runs into trouble too and eddie catches wind of it (he's still connected to their radios maybe?) and he's like fuck we gotta help them too so he and buck break off to go help that team (bc even if they're the 118's rivals and even if they're on the verge of the breakthrough the 118 has been chasing too, that doesn't matter rn. what matters is saving as many lives as possible) so the two of them break off to go help and they DO but eddies teams solution DOESNT work, but they took the 118's truck that was loaded with THEIR solution so buck and eddie let that loose and THAT DOES end up working and so buck and eddie save eddies team AND the town AND each other.

and, OF COURSE, through all of that buck and eddie fall in love, and in the end eddie ends up joining buck's team, and they chase storms together, and when they have bad days, when they have close calls, they're there for each other and they're not going anywhere, and they ALWAYS have each other's backs <3

[seriousturd]

Some little BMB doodles

[stagefoureddiediaz]

To use the word Hell was such a choice - like there was no need to use it - Tim could of just saud ‘who he is’ or some such.

But no he chose to use the word hell.

Hell as in heaven and hell. As in religion. As in we’ve been setting up an arc where Eddie has to reckon with his catholic faith (lapsed). That reckoning is a key part of who he is and his religion has always told him that gay = going to hell.

So Eddie figuring out who the hell he is means Eddie having to figure out what hell actually looks like to him and if that version of hell is better or worse than the version of hell Catholicism has created.

[ryoki-ph]

So rape is fine so long as you're sufficiently bullied beforehand? Or neurodivergent?

did you even read what i said. to clarify, i said that i think it could’ve been avoided and it wouldn’t have happened if the person doing it hadn’t been bullied for decades. bullying puts an intense stress on somebody, and i can’t imagine how normal senses of morals could feel eroded when you’re turned into a fucking freak show on the internet, constantly being scrutinised and not allowed to express any sense of personhood at all for fear of harassment. i am saying nothing about the topic of rape itself, as much as it is horrible it is also caused by people who have personal histories and experiences. i just think things could’ve possibly been avoided and i’m tired of people scapegoating holding any responsibility to the internet for bullying somebody for decades which, before she committed sexual assault, from what i know was just because people thought she was weird.

things didn’t change, people didn’t realise that what they did was wrong, they never stopped treating her like a freak show, the only thing that changed when she committed sexual assault is that people felt justified for doing it now - and i think that tells some things about the biases people have held. it’s the lack of self-reflection, that to be honest i thought would be evident to most people not to treat someone this way, for again, literal decades. i hope this clarifies what i said in those tags.

[cryscendo]

lgbtq+ characters in glee (1/6)

kurt hummel - portrayed by chris colfer

“i’m proud to be different. it’s the best thing about me.”

[aeaeaexxzd]

the closer i get to finishing season 6 the more i wonder WHY the show didnt end at 6 seasons like i can feel the natural end of this story approaching and im thinking whatever it is they did to push it further will not be enough to convince me its worth it. like

no one needs this. i dont need this.

[widowshill]

you know what. she could do worse than her charming immortal great great uncle. i consider this a win for miss carolyn.

[anothermonikan]

Why am I getting fucking Chris-chan videos in my recs again. I don't care, the people who are like, obsessed with documenting every little she's done and every detail about her life are weird and gross. Sorry

[carefulfears]

i love when you talk about chris carter penned episodes with 100 times more thought than he ever put into them. half of that was due to the grueling schedule and half is because he's never talked to a woman before.

like idk maybe he shouldn't've had like 3 shows airing at the same time if he wanted his scripts to be good.

😭😭 this is so sweet and made my night thank you. i love this show and i know he didn’t think about any of this shit, but it’s there, and there’s so much in between these threads that he kind of haphazardly laid.

it’s why the absolute best part of this story is the women who’ve been writing about it for so many years, that’s really what made it so great, SO much more than anything CC ever did.