#to be clear i don’t actually know enough about chris chan and my actual knowledge could be inaccurate

[ryoki-ph]

So rape is fine so long as you're sufficiently bullied beforehand? Or neurodivergent?

did you even read what i said. to clarify, i said that i think it could’ve been avoided and it wouldn’t have happened if the person doing it hadn’t been bullied for decades. bullying puts an intense stress on somebody, and i can’t imagine how normal senses of morals could feel eroded when you’re turned into a fucking freak show on the internet, constantly being scrutinised and not allowed to express any sense of personhood at all for fear of harassment. i am saying nothing about the topic of rape itself, as much as it is horrible it is also caused by people who have personal histories and experiences. i just think things could’ve possibly been avoided and i’m tired of people scapegoating holding any responsibility to the internet for bullying somebody for decades which, before she committed sexual assault, from what i know was just because people thought she was weird.

things didn’t change, people didn’t realise that what they did was wrong, they never stopped treating her like a freak show, the only thing that changed when she committed sexual assault is that people felt justified for doing it now - and i think that tells some things about the biases people have held. it’s the lack of self-reflection, that to be honest i thought would be evident to most people not to treat someone this way, for again, literal decades. i hope this clarifies what i said in those tags.

[itsyourboychristopher]

regarde-moi

wilderme9 said: Hii! I don't know if you've recieved this req before but i really wanted a channie smut with a few things like hair pulling, intense eye contact and on some kind of counter (like kitchen/bathroom). You don't have too but honestly your writings make me W E A K 🥺💔 

hi i hope you like it.

warnings: masturbation, hair pulling, eye contact, overstimulation, please use protection unlike chan, a little bit of soft domming

words: 1.5k

Running your hands over your forehead and down the length of your hair, you relish in the heat of the water as you wash out the conditioner. The feeling of the spray hitting your back feels almost pleasurable, and you let out a content sigh as the song on your phone switches to one of your new favorite songs, Regarde-moi by Lomepal.

You had researched the lyrics as soon as you found the song, and what little French you knew didn’t do the song justice. It was rather sensual, and after reading up on it, you ended up listening to it five more times and then went to find Chan who was laying down on his bed producing his newest song. He had looked up at you all sunshine and smiles, and within two minutes you had his computer out of his lap as you attempted to suck his dick dry with his hands pulling at your hair.

Just remembering his cock down your throat and his hands in your hair make you lick your plump bottom lip. Trailing your hand down your neck, through the valley of your breasts, and down your stomach, you halt as soon as it reaches the top of your mound. 

Chan would hopefully be home soon; he could help you take care of the sudden onslaught of heat beginning to radiate from your core if you could simply wait. 

Whining quietly, you open your eyes and contemplate the idea of waiting. The thought doesn’t last long, and you know if he catches you he’d most likely be a little peeved because he wants to be the one to pleasure you now that you guys live together. He took pride in being the one to make you orgasm… but what he didn’t know, wouldn’t hurt him, right?

You let your hand continue its path down until you can outline your folds lightly with your fingertips. Within seconds, your mind is solely focused on the treacherous path of your fingers--two on one hand beginning to circle your clit as the ones on your other hand massage your breast. Small moans leave your lips as the pleasure begins to build along with the song, and you know with the memory of your boyfriend and your masterful fingers that this won’t last long. Just as the song comes to its end, you feel the addicting bliss of orgasm beginning to edge out your consciousness.

Right when the first wave begins to crest, your music gets turned off and you hear the sound of a throat being cleared, and a shiver runs down your spine as you easily recognize the voice. 

“Having some fun without me, yeah?” He questions after a quiet moment.

Taking in a shaky breath, you release yourself and turn off the now lukewarm water. Your hands shakily open the shower curtains just enough to peek your face out, and the look on your boyfriend’s face causes your clit to throb. You almost want to squeeze your thighs together to help yourself along, he just looks that delicious, but you know you’d be in trouble. 

His arms are crossed over his chest, his sleeveless shirt showing off his vascular muscles, and his eyebrow is raised as he lifts the corner of his lips in a smirk. It was the hardness in his gorgeous brown eyes though that creates a warmth in your cheeks due to the embarrassment of being caught.

You watch as his left arm uncurls so he can point at the floor in front of him. “Care to come out and show me what you were doing?”

Gulping, you take your bottom lip between your teeth as you hesitate, and after a moment you open the curtains enough for you to step out and go to where he wants you. You don’t move once there, and when his eyebrow raises again, you whimper and begin to resume your activities from just a moment ago. 

When your fingertips touch your clit again, the throbbing from before comes back full force as you watch his eyes zoom in on the movement. Your legs are barely open, and your hand isn’t moving that fast, but whatever you are doing doesn’t seem like enough because soon Chan is moving towards you. His hands take hold of your thighs and soon you are lifted into his arms as he turns around and gently deposits you onto the bathroom counter. The marble feels cold against your warm, wet skin, and he must see you shiver cause soon he’s rubbing his palms up and down your thighs before slowly spreading your legs open. 

He takes in a small, shaky breath at the sight of your clenching core, causing his hands to tenderly squeeze your knees. “You can continue,” he whispers as his eyes meet yours. 

Nodding your head, your fingers return to your nub as your other hand grabs at his shoulder, gripping it so you won’t fall backwards. He seems to approve of that action by kissing the back of your hand lovingly, his eyes never once leaving yours. 

Your pointer and middle finger circle your clit before dipping into the increasing wetness of your channel, and you let yourself clench around the damp digits. The added lubrication when you go back to your throbbing cluster of nerves is welcome, and after watching you for a few seconds, Chris’ left hand leaves your knee to rub the front of his black ripped jeans, making you moan. 

You had noticed them becoming tighter since he first saw you, but now the zipper is practically bulging as his cock hardens. You can almost see the head of his dick as it throbs in his left pant leg, and for a moment you wish you were on your knees in front of him, opening the gift that just keeps on giving. Meeting his eyes, you see the fire dancing in his irises, and for a moment the both of you just take in the sight and knowledge that pleasuring yourselves in front of each other is turning the both of you on immensely. Your pussy clenches, and the speed of your fingers increase, almost causing your eyes to flutter closed. 

“Don’t close your eyes, baby girl, and don’t stop.”

Whimpering, you do as he says and watch as he begins to unbuckle his belt slowly. His nimble fingers almost lazily unbutton his jeans, and you immediately know he’s teasing you as he lowers his zipper at a snail’s pace. “Channie,” You whine as your fingers slow down. 

“I told you not to stop, baby girl,” He growls as he moves his hands away from his crotch, making it clear he will stop if you stop. “You wanted to touch yourself without me here, so now I get to watch you make yourself cum.”

You groan in disappointment but continue the motions, and after a few seconds he brings his hands back to his crotch. When he finally pushes his jeans open enough that he can reach in and take out his cock, you’re practically salivating and on the verge of your climax. Between his demanding tone, lustful eyes, and teasing sights, you’re right there ready to fall. He notices too and rewards you by freeing his dick from its confines.

“Don’t stop,” he repeats.

If you weren’t on the verge of coming you’d question him, but soon you feel the head of his cock against your slit, making you moan loudly. Chan moves in towards you, his lips ghosting over yours, and just as your orgasm starts, he plunges his cock into your depths, causing your entire world to fall apart. Your eyes roll back into your head as Chan brings your spasming body into his arms, his cock inside of your orgasming pussy increasing your pleasure tenfold. Your hand that had been rubbing away at your clit moves to clutch his bicep, and you faintly hear him curse as you repeatedly squeeze around his cock.

Before your orgasm can even fully ebb away, he starts fucking you hard and fast. His right hand is clutching your hip in a near bruising hold, giving him leverage as he forces you into overstimulation. Within two thrusts he has your wet, tangled hair wrapped around his hand, and the burning on your scalp only adds to the painful pleasure he’s giving you. 

“Y/n,” he pants as he forces you to look at him. Noticing your fucked out expression, he curses loudly in a grunt.

Meeting his eyes as best as you can as the overstimulation turns into blinding pleasure, you feel him hit your g-spot near perfectly with every thrust. Your second orgasm is already building again, and based off of his blown pupils, you know he’s just as close. 

“Christopher,” you moan loudly. “Mm, please--!”

He pants out, “What do you need, baby?”

“Kiss me.”

He immediately grants your request, and soon you’re engulfed in a passion filled kiss. His cock never stops it’s pace even though his kisses are slow and calculated, and when he sucks your bottom lip into your mouth you feel your second orgasm erupt. Your orgasm brings about his own, and soon he’s pulsing inside of you, filling you with his cum as you both ride out your euphorias.

A minute passes, the both of you just holding onto each other as you come down from your highs, and once he thinks he can stand without leaning against the sink, Chris lifts himself away from you a bit, leaving his cock still inside, and kisses your forehead. 

“Are you okay?” He whispers into your skin.

“Mm,” you groan quietly. “Yeah… I’m just… fuck.”

Chan chuckles softly as he rests his forehead against yours. “Sorry. Hearing you moaning and then watching you really got me going.”

“Don’t apologize,” you breathe. “That was amazing.”

“Not too much?”

Leaning back so you can look at his smiling face, you fondly kiss his dimple, causing him to smile wider. “Just what I needed actually. Regarde-Moi came on, and you know how much I love that song.”

“Ahh,” Chan nods. “It all makes sense now. You were remembering when you swallowed my cock that night, right?”

“A night to remember.”

Chan chuckles again and gently helps you off of the counter, his cock sliding from you before bringing your naked form as close as possible to his still clothed one. “That it was. That it was.”

[vminni]

Besties Pick Bae

“I just don’t understand why we have to do this,” Jisung whined, knocking his heel against the leg of his chair. “It’s stupid.”

“We’re doing this because you need a man and you have terrible taste.”

“I do not,” Jisung huffed, crossing his arms over his chest as he glared at Seungmin. “My taste is fine.”

“Your taste is trash,” Jeongin chimed in. “Trust us on this one.”

“Excuse me.” The camera director looked like he’d aged 20 years in the last five minutes, “I’ve asked three times. Could you please just introduce yourselves?”

“Oh right, sorry,” Seungmin didn’t look the least bit sorry. “Our bad.”

“Just your names and ages for now please. Starting with Jisung.”

Jisung eyed the camera sullenly, “Hi, I’m Jisung and I’m 19.”

Seungmin waved brightly, “I’m Seungmin and I’m 19 years old.”

“And I’m Jeongin and I’m 18,” Jeongin’s smile was blinding.

The camera director sighed, “Jisung, could you try to look like you want to be here?” “I don’t want to be here,” he rolled his eyes, but plastered on a fake smile anyway. The faster he got this over with, the faster he could go home and plot his revenge on the two idiots he called his best friends. “Hi! My name is Jisung and I’m 19.”

“Better, now talk a bit about why you came on the show.”

“Basically, my friends think I have shit taste in men and signed me up for this without my knowledge because they think they know better than I do. They’re wrong and I can’t wait to prove that today.”

The camera director rubbed tiredly at his temples, “You know what? Fine. That’ll be our angle for this episode. Be as bitter as you want, we’ll just run with it. Next question. What’s your type?”

“I don’t have a type,” Jisung shrugged. “Just boys.”

“Wrong,” Seungmin piped up. “Jisung’s got a superiority complex. His type is people he thinks are below him. He doesn’t want anything to do with anyone who’s better looking or more talented than him. He only goes after people he knows will worship him.” “That’s not true!”

“It is,” Jeongin agreed. “So today we want to find him someone he would never pick for himself. Someone who’ll push him out of his comfort zone and make him a better person.”

“Jisung is super creative, so we want someone like that for him. Someone who does something in the arts, whether it’s music, dance, sculpture, paint. Anything like that.” Seungmin smirked at the camera, “And preferably super hot.”

Jisung smacked him on the arm and the two of them squabbled for a bit as Jeongin stayed smiling at the camera.

The director rolled his eyes and cut the scene. “Alright, Jisung, take this blindfold and put it on. We’re going to move your chair so your back is to the stage. Seungmin and Jeongin you can stay there. Once all the boys are in, the blindfold can come off.”

Jisung did as he was told, resettling into his seat once it had been moved. He clutched at his bopping knees, nerves starting to set in now that this was actually happening. He hadn’t been on a date in a while and he never been on a date with a stranger. Especially not one his two idiot friends were choosing for him.

“Alright, guys. Come in and line up, then we’ll start with introductions.”

Jisung could hear footsteps and shuffling as his potential dates all settled into place behind him. He could also barely make out Seungmin and Jeongin whispering to each other, but their actual words were lost in the noise.

“You can take off the blindfold.”

Jisung did so, resisting the urge to turn around and ruin the whole thing. His heart was starting to beat a little faster and he wondered if his face was as red as it felt. This whole thing made him feel vulnerable, and it was not a feeling he enjoyed. Jisung liked being in charge. Today everything was out of his hands.

“Please introduce yourselves.”

“Hi, my name is Chris, but you can call me Chan if that’s easier. I’m 21 and I’m a swimmer.”

“Nice to meet you, I’m Hyunjin.” There was a bit of shuffling from Seungmin and Jeongin at that point and Jisung could tell from their smirking faces that Hyunjin was hot. He dropped his head into his hands and sighed. “I’m 19 and I’m studying to be an interior designer.”

“My name is Changbin, I’m 20 years old and I’m a rapper.”

“Hello, I’m Woojin. I’m 22 and I like to sing.”

“G’day, I’m Felix. I’m 19 and I’m a third degree black belt in taekwondo.”

“Hi, everyone,” the boy giggled slightly and Jisung lifted his head up, suddenly intrigued. “I’m Minho. I’m 20 and I’m a dancer. I used to backup for BTS.”

“He sounds cute,” Jisung breathed, not even realizing he’d said it out loud until he heard that pretty giggle again.

“Thank you,” the smile was obvious on Minho’s voice. “You sound cute too.”

Jisung flushed and looked down, twisting one of his rings around as he did his best to avoid his best friends’ gazes. He glanced up briefly and Jeongin shot him a wink and two thumbs up. Jisung flipped him off in return.

“So far everyone sounds really good. Everyone is artistic, which is one of the major things we’re looking for. Jisung is into writing and producing music, so we definitely want someone creative. There’s a couple people that stand out right now, but we’ll have to see how it goes.” Seungmin clapped his hands together, “I’m excited. First question, thoughts on horror movies?”

“I’m not much of a movie person.” Jisung had already forgotten half the contestants names, but he imagined they were answering in the same order they had introduced themselves in. “I don’t really have time for them.”

“I don’t like horror movies.” That was Hyunjin. He could tell just from the way Seungmin and Jeongin were looking at him. He had no doubts they were going to try to keep him around for as long as possible, even though his first answer already went against Jisung’s.

“I like horror movies!” Jisung knew that was the boy who said he was a rapper, but his name was escaping him at the moment.

“I also like horror movies.” Jisung had no idea who that was.

“I hate scary things. Comedy is more my style.” That was the boy with the deep voice and the English name.

“I love all movies!” Jisung knew that was Minho. He straightened a bit at his voice and heard Jeongin giggle lightly at his obvious interest. “Horror movies are great because they lead to more opportunities for cuddling. And I really love cuddling. ”

“Jisung is a big horror movie fan,” Seungmin tapped his finger against his lip. “I’m really sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go Felix.”

The eliminated boy stepped down and exited the room, walking past Jisung as he did so, “Good to meet you, mate.”

“You think he’d be interested in rapping?” Jisung asked once he disappeared. “That voice is killer. Maybe I should get his number later.”

“Focus.” Jeongin wiggled a bit in his seat, “Okay, second question. How do you feel about skinship?”

“I’m a big fan of skinship.” Chan! That was his name.

“I like skinship if I’m comfortable with the person.” Jisung noticed that both his friends were looking at Hyunjin with heart eyes. At this rate he was gonna end up with him just so they could get his number. Pouting, he sunk down into his seat and crossed his arms.

“It really depends.” That was the rapper boy again, “It’s all about my relationship with that person and how I see them. It’s definitely not something I’m into with people I barely know.”

“I like it sometimes.” Jisung wracked his brain and finally came up with a name. Woojin. The singer.

“I love skinship! Like I said before, cuddling is my favorite. Especially with someone cute and tiny. Like Jisungie.”

Jisung almost jumped out of his seat to defend himself, remembering at the last second that if he did the whole thing would be ruined. Instead he chose to whine, “What makes you think I’m small?”

Minho giggled prettily, “Your head doesn’t show above the chair.”

“Hmph,” Jisung was highly insulted. “This is just a big chair, I’m perfectly normal sized”

“If you say so.” There was a clear flirtaious lilt to Minho’s voice, “I’ll guess we’ll find out soon enough.”

“You’re all probably taller than Sungie, except for Changbin.” Ah, that was the rapper’s name. “Unfortunately we have to eliminate someone once again.” Seungmin leaned towards Jeongin and the two of them whispered back and forth for a bit, “This has nothing to do with your height, but Changbin, we’re sorry. Jisung is huge into skinship, in fact it’s probably killing him to be sitting there right now without touching anyone.”

The chosen boy stepped down, saluting Jisung as he left, “Maybe we could collab sometime. Give me a call.”

“Now, onto our third question.” Jeongin eyed the remaining contestants, “Would you consider yourself talented?”

“I like to dabble in a lot of different things, like music and art and dance. But I wouldn’t say I’m talented. I’m not awful, but I’m definitely not the best.” Chan’s tone was humble, “Except for swimming. I’m good at swimming.”

“I love to dance, but I’ve gotten to where I am today because of hard work. Not talent.” Jisung wasn’t even sure his friends were hearing Hyunjin’s answers, they were both too busy drooling over him.

“Want me to sing for you right now? I can prove I’m talented.”

“I danced with BTS, if that doesn’t tell you that I’m sexy and incredible, what will?” Minho’s voice turned sultry, “I’m very talented. I know exactly what I’m doing with my body. I’ll prove it to you later, Sungie.”

“Alright, let’s keep this rated PG,” Seungmin quickly jumped in to stop Minho. Jisung pressed his hands to his flaming cheeks and hoped his insane blush wasn’t being picked up on the camera. “Jisung has a bit of a superiority complex. He’s confident and talented, but he doesn’t like to date other people who are because he always wants to be the best. Which is total bullshit and Jeongin and I will not stand for that. So I’m sorry, Chan. We need someone who’s a bit more confident and willing to put this idiot in his place.”

Chan stepped down, flashing a peace sign and a dimpled smile as he disappeared.

“And then there were three.” Seungmin rubbed his hands together gleefully, “If you win the honor of taking our baby Jisung on a date, what would your plan be?”

“Dinner and a movie, I guess.” Jisung rolled his eyes at Hyunjin’s boring answer and the way his friends were lapping it up, “The movie first so we’d have something to talk about during dinner.”

“A fried chicken picnic at Han River.”

“I don’t know if baby Jisungie could handle it, but I’d take him to a club. We could dance up on each other in the darkness and I’d let him touch me anyway he wanted.”

Seungmin let out a delighted cackle, “You should see Jisung’s face right now. He’s so red. It’s incredible. You pass just for that.”

“I think we’re going to have to eliminate Woojin this time. I’m sorry,” Jeongin apologized. “Jisung hates fried chicken.”

Woojin gasped as he approached Jisung, hand clutching his heart, “How could you?”

Jisung rolled his eyes, “I don’t hate fried chicken. These two idiots just want to keep staring at Hyunjin.”

Woojin laughed, “Fair enough. He’s pretty hot.”

“Time for the final question. Drum roll please.” Jeongin made the noises as Seungmin continued speaking, “Why should we pick you?”

“Um,” Hyunjin hesitated. “I don’t know? I’m nice, I guess.”

“You should pick me because clearly Jisung is interested. He’s been reacting to my answers all day. And if what he just told Woojin is right, you two have only been hanging on to Hyunjin because you like him, not Sungie. Pick me, I’ll treat him right.”

“Fair point. Congrats, Minho. You’re the winner.”

Hyunjin exited the stage and Jisung saw him for the first time. He understood why his friends were so enamored, but the boy definitely wasn’t his type.

“Give Seungmin your number before you go or I’ll have to hear about it for the rest of my life,” Jisung offered Hyunjin a small smile, and the other boy returned it before sneaking a shy glance over his shoulder at Seungmin. Jisung’s friend grinned at him and a slight pink dusted Hyunjin’s cheeks as he hurried out.

“Sungie, put your blindfold back on. It’s time to meet your man.”

Jisung did as he was told, his hands trembling slightly as he slipped the material back over his eyes. He stood up, took a deep breath and straightened the edge of his shirt.

“Cute,” Minho’s giggling voice was close. Too close. A hand brushed his face and suddenly Jisung could see again, the blindfold lifted away.

He blinked once. Then twice. Then a third time.

“Holy shit, you’re beautiful,” he breathed before flushing red and clamping his hands over his mouth.

Minho just laughed and reached out to poke one of Jisung’s warm cheeks, “And you’re the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.”

Jisung batted his hand away and Minho caught his wrist, twining their fingers together loosely as he grinned at Jisung. Jisung couldn’t fight back his own smile and he gave Minho’s hand a gentle squeeze as they stared at each other.

“This ended shockingly well,” the camera director removed his headphones and nodded to the four boys in front of him. “Thank you all for your participation.”

Minho started to walk out, tugging on Jisung’s hand, “So can we start our first date now? Or is that too soon? Do you just want to exchange numbers and met up later? We can go to the club later. Or we don’t have to, if you don’t want to. We can watch a movie and cuddle. Your friends said you like skinship. I do too, so that’s great. Or we could go for a walk by the river. That could be fun. You could meet my cats. I have three. Or we could…” Minho trailed off to stare at Jisung, who was doubled over in hysterics, their fingers still tangled together. Minho pouted, “Why are you laughing at me?”

“You were so confident before! What happened?”

“Shut up,” Minho knocked Jisung’s hip with his own, smiling sheepishly at the other boy’s continued laughter. “It was easier to flirt with you when I couldn’t see you! Stop laughing, I’m sensitive.”

Jisung got his laughter under control, but lost it again when he looked up into Minho’s pouting face. This time, Minho joined in, giggling softly before breaking into full on belly laughs, one hand on his stomach and the other still holding tight to Jisung’s.

“Idiots,” Seungmin smiled at the two boys fondly. “It looks like Jisung has finally met his match.”

“We did great,” Jeongin agreed, high fiving his friend. “And you got Hyunjin’s number.”

-

“So,” Minho hooked his chin over Jisung’s shoulder, tightening his arms around the younger boy’s waist, “was it worth it?”

Jisung leaned back into his touch, ignoring the movie that played out on the screen in front of them. Him and Minho had decided on a horror movie marathon with extra cuddles as their first date and Jisung would never admit it to his friends, but they’d done great.

“Definitely worth it,” Jisung tilted his head back and offered the other boy a soft smile. “If I had met you in real life, I never would have gone for you. You’re too pretty. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but those idiots were right.”

“To be fair, you picked me out yourself as soon as you heard my voice. I think your friends would have chosen Hyunjin if you weren’t so obviously into me.”

“This is why you’re my new favorite,” Jisung settled more comfortably into Minho’s hold, tipping his head back to press a sloppy kiss to the curve of the older boy’s chin. “I do have fantastic taste. They were right about one thing though.” Jisung batted his eyelashes seductively at Minho, “I do have a superiority complex. So please worship me accordingly.”

[cutepresea]

9-6 Valkyries’ Summer: Broken Relic

Sorry again for the spam.

If you want to blacklist these, you can use either the tag #valkyries summer for just this event, or #xdu event scripts or #xdu scripts

Reminder that these are copied straight from XD Unlimited itself, so any grammatical weirdness, mistranslations, and/or mischaracterizations are not my doing.

Maria: "Over there! Those people are under attack!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Are they islanders?! Guh, they're too far away... We'll have to draw the enemy to us so they can escape!"

Chris Yukine: "If I blast 'em from here, they'll have no choice but to give us their attention!"

Maria: "Looks like they've noticed us. Hah! Just try me!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Try to get as far away from here as possible! We'll handle this!"

Fishermen: "B-But you'll!"

Chris Yukine: "Don't worry about us! We're used to this sort of thing!"

Chris Yukine: "How's that?! Hey, we took care of 'em! Anyone still alive over there?"

Fishermen: "Thank you so much. That was a close call! But who are you girls?"

Maria: "It's kind of a long story."

Fishermen: "W-Well, we'll have to thank you properly once we disembark."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Hold on! Don't get too close to the shore yet!"

Fishermen: "The Noise! They're back! We're doomed!"

Maria: "Don't give up! Just do whatever you can to stay alive!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "I protect life--that is my sword's sworn duty! I won't let them lay a finger on any innocent bystanders!"

Chris Yukine: "You guys can just keep on coming! You're all gonna be dust soon enough!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "The Noise have been exterminated. It's all right now."

Fisherman A: "You saved us."

Chris Yukine: "Told you we could handle it."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "No need to thank us. Facing danger and keeping people safe is our duty."

Fisherman B: "Duty, eh? You certainly seem used to fighting the Noise, but who in the world are you?"

Maria: "Ah, right. We're from a secret government agency... of sorts."

Fisherman B: "Ah, I suppose that'd explain it, yes..."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "More importantly, could you tell us more about this island? Do the Noise appear here often?"

Chris Yukine: "We know basically nothing about this place."

Fisherman A: "It's just a small village where fishermen and their families lived. The Noise problem is more recent."

Fisherman B: "Because of the Noise, the fishermen all banded together and moved to another island."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Then why are the rest of you still here?"

Fisherman A: "We like it here on this island, and we won't let the Noise take it away from us."

Chris Yukine: "It is a beautiful island, I'll give you that. And you've got plenty of fish too."

Fisherman A: "Noise sightings used to be rare in the past, and even then, they were always sighted off the island."

Fisherman A: "But recently they've been showing up on the island as well."

Maria: "The fact that they've increased so suddenly concerns me."

Fisherman B: "Also, there's this strange, black shadow that's been appearing offshore. Could the increase in Noise--"

Maria: "--be because of that black shadow?"

Fisherman A: "I once saw the shadow while offshore, and then a horde of Noise spawned. They must be related somehow."

Fisherman B: "Yeah. We used the sacred harpoon enshrined here hoping it would help, but it shattered..."

Chris Yukine: "Sacred, huh? I don't know what to tell you there, but facing the Noise is a fool's errand all the same!"

Maria: "She's right. Though speaking of which, could you tell us more about this shadow and that enshrined harpoon?"

Fisherman A: "I can't say much about the black shadow, but it's under the surface, and much larger than a fishing boat."

Chris Yukine: "Bigger than a boat? So we're talking pretty big, then."

Fisherman B: "Yes. That's why we used the sacred heirloom, the  harpoon imbued with the spirit worshipped on this island."

Fisherman A: "It's normally kept in an underground shrine, but had been brought to the surface for a festival."

Fisherman B: "But it couldn't pierce the black shadow. Instead, it shattered into fragments, and they got absorbed..."

Fisherman A: "Perhaps the Noise appearing on the island is due to the heirloom having been destroyed?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "You mentioned fragments... Would they happen to have been about this big?"

Fisherman B: "Y-Yes, that's about the right size."

Maria: "This is a fragment we found of a mysterious relic. It's likely part of your sacred heirloom."

Chris Yukine: "About how many fragments did it shatter into?"

Fisherman B: "There looked to be about five or so large ones."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "There's a roaring sound we always hear before the monsters appear. Do you have any knowledge of what it is?"

Fisherman A: "You mean that unearthly roar? Around here, we call that the Demon's Song."

Fisherman B: "We started hearing it once the Noise began showing up en masse. Hence why it's called the Demon's Song."

Maria: "So then it is related to the Noise, it would seem."

Maria: "As government agents, we'll handle this. It's dangerous here, so please try to vacate the area."

Chris Yukine: "We'll take out all those Noise for ya."

Fisherman A: "R-Really? You'll deal with them for us?"

Fisherman B: "Please, we're begging you!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Leave it to us. We'll bring the situation here under control."

Maria: "So, that discussion earlier about the relic and the Noise being connected... What do you think?"

Chris Yukine: "About how the Noise used to not approach the island?"

Maria: "Yes. There's a shrine on this island, where a relic had been enshrined..."

Maria: "And once that relic broke, the Noise began to encroach upon the island. Don't you think there's a connection?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "It seems so. It's as if the relic was keeping the Noise at bay."

Maria: "And then there's that massive black shadow. That must be the cause of the abnormality here."

Chris Yukine: "So if we take that thing out, the abnormality should clear up?"

Maria: "It's possible. But to do that, we'll need to collect the shattered relic fragments."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "So our goals are to look into and eliminate the black shadow, and to recover the relic fragments."

Maria: "Agreed."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Say, do you think that black shadow may be some type of karmified Noise?"

Chris Yukine: "You mean like the other Karma Noise from before?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Yes. We don't have proof, but given other incidents, there's a good chance that's what Gjallarhorn detected."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "But assuming it is a Karma Noise, why would it appear someplace where there are so few people?"

Maria: "There's still a whole lot we don't understand about the Karma Noise. We can't rule anything out right now."

Chris Yukine: "Right, but if it is a Karma noise..." [1]

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Yeah. It means we can't use Ignite."

Maria: "That's going to be a pain."

Chris Yukine: "But we still have our swimsuit Gears! We can just use those to kick its butt!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Hmm. Good point. We can't let things go like last time." Maria: "Yes, we'll just have to do our best."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Wow, no surprise this place is booming right after the recent renovations, huh Miku?"

Miku Kohinata: "Yeah. And hey, you did a great job, Hibiki. You really managed to finish all your homework quickly..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "It's all thanks to you, Miku! Oh, and here's the super-big aquarium tank that's their new centerpiece!"

Miku Kohinata: "They said how big it is in the advertisement, but now that I'm actually seeing it... They weren't kidding!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "They really weren't! It even extends to the upper levels. It looks like it'd be fun to take a swim in!"

Miku Kohinata: "You'd startle the fish... Oh, Hibiki, look who's over there."

Hibiki Tachibana: "It's Shirabe-chan and Kirika-chan. I wonder if they're on a date too? Hey girls!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Oh, you two came here, too!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Yep! I churned through my homework just so I could come!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I see. So that's why you were so gung-ho about doing it."

Kirika Akatsuki: "That solves one mystery."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "We read about the new aquarium tank in a magazine and decided to come check it out."

Miku Kohinata: "It's incredibly big. I wonder what's in it?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Whoa! It's a whale tank!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Whales?! Seriously?!"

Miku Kohinata: "There's a pair of them. They seem to be swimming along happily together."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "They're kind of intimidating..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Wooooow... So this is what the underside of a whale looks like!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "It's amazing just how big they are! Oh hey, one of them's calling out!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "And the other one is answering! So this is what whale songs sound like!"

Miku Kohinata: "Are they communicating using those songs? This is the first time I've ever heard one."

Hibiki Tachibana: "They seem like they're really close. Like me and you, Miku."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah. Or like me and Kiri-chan."

Aquarium Guide: "Those two whales are a mating pair."

Miku Kohinata: "Oh, I see. That sounds pretty nice..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Yeah..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Man, that was so much fun!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "The other tanks were amazing, but that ginormous whale tank was just incredible!"

Miku Kohinata: "It really was the premier exhibit... Hey, are you phones going off?"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's an emergency transmission, Kiri-chan. we've got Noise!" [2] Kirika Akatsuki: "Hibiki-san is here with us too! What's the location?!"

Passerby A: "It's... It's the Noise! Stay back... Stay back! Aaahhhh!"

Passerby B: "S-Somebody, help me! The heel broke off my shoe and... Aaaah!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "I can't believe they'd come here... Miku, I'll be right back!"

Miku Kohinata: "I'll help people evacuate! Stay safe, you three!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "You too, Miku!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "I'm not letting them wreck that shiny new aquarium!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah, we'll keep it safe!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Raaaaagh!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "I've cleaned things up over here! How are things over there?!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "We just finished up, too!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "As clean as a whistle."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Seems like the evacuation went smoothly, too. Now we just need to get rid any stragglers, I suppose."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Ah! There's one left!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "it's headed for the aquarium!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Oh no! Not the whales! I won't let you touch them!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hyaaaaaaah!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Yikes, there's more crawling out from further in! We'll have to stop them right here and now!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Right. We'll hold the line."

Hibiki Tachibana: "All right, you Noise! You're not going to get... another step closer!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Kiri-chan, let's back up Hibiki-san!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "We'll show those Noise what aquarium buddies can do when they team up!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "This is the last of them! Yah!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "We did it! How's the aquarium?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "It's fine! I'm sure the whales are safe and sound!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "That's a relief. I'm glad we were able to protect them."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, I think I just heard one of the whales..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Maybe they're saying thank you? Heheh, you're welcome. I hope you two stay nice and close."

Kirika Akatsuki: "I'm glad we managed to keep them safe. We'll have to come back some time!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "The whales appreciated our hard work. We'll definitely be back."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Okay, let's head back. I need to make sure Miku gets the good news!"

Notes:

[1] Noise wasn’t capitalized

[2] They didn't capitalize the "we've" at the beginning of the second sentence in this line