#chose option 2

[conretewings]

Boy howdy do I love going away for a weekend trip only to check into the hotel that cost $220 and find stuff like this 🙃🙃🙃

[sky--phantom]

You weren't even an option dude???!!??

[eggcats]

I wish I could write fics, because I DESPERATELY want a fic where like both Bowser and King Boo decide to break in to kidnap Luigi one night, but they accidentally do it the same night.

So Luigi just wakes up to them fighting in his room and he just assumes he's still asleep so he doesn't really react much, because this is the weirdest dream he's ever had.

And then both of them are yelling at Luigi to ask which one he PREFERS kidnapping him, like a competition, and keep being like "WELL MY CASTLE HAS LAVA SO HE CAN BE WARM IN THE CAGE!!!" "HE WILL DECORATE MY MANSION IN THE PAINTING ON THE MANTELPIECE!!!" Etc etc.

And Luigi, assuming he is asleep because this is too weird to be reality, just goes "I don't even WANT-a to know what my subconscious is-a trying to tell me." And lays down to go back to sleep, confounding both Bowser and King Boo.

It would also be hilarious if they both decide to just stay the night, because neither of them want to be the first to leave and let the other one win. And so when Luigi wakes up and they're still there he's like "THAT WASN'T A DREAM???!"

Cue both Bowser and King Boo trying to out-rizz each other to Luigi, like "Do you regularly dream about me?" "CLEARLY HE MEANS ME!"

[lbhslefttiddie]

for the stupid icebreaker segment of one of my classes (cultural anth) we split into smaller groups and played a round of two truths one lie and apparently im really good at this game?? bc no one guessed my lie??? i remember we played the game once in high school drama class and no one guessed that time either though ill admit i cannot recall what i offered as my options that time but the high from winning that game was INSANE because drama kids in my mind means A) highly competitive and B) better at catching out what acting looks like. its just kinda weird bc im both clumsily honest by default, love oversharing, and am generally quite gullible (ex: when guessing OTHER people's lies in class yesterday, i was batting a perfect ✨0✨ and i was trying very, very hard) so i always sort of expect it will be immediately obvious which one is not true

however, playing that game yesterday did give me a small hypothesis for a sort of unspoken bias that might afflict how people choose their option which i kind of want to test more....

[em-exceeds-change-zearu]

dw about it. he's just like that.

og images under cut:

[prolibytherium]

idk if you like to draw things directly from canon but if so would you draw either a scene from mac and dennis move to the suburbs OR charlie singing his silly little song about spiders... if not you could just draw charlie and frank hanging out in any context!!! thanks :D

AAAAAAHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO FUCK YOURSELLLLVESSSSSSS [SPITS] OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

[valentjin]

bad end.png (cw: blood)

*Within the ball you see Raphael, broken and bloody, dangling above the maw of the archdevil Mephistopheles who is preparing to devour him.*

[canonicaly-ace]

the implications of all of kalaya's descendants looking like suvi is fascinating to me

[ophierian-vp]

[mystery-salad]

Bloodstone-infested sylvari | ranger | she/her

Pros/cons:

Pros:

- it'll be the most unique experience of your lifetime

- she's very attentive and observant

- she will devote her full attention to you and you will climax

- bondage guaranteed

- if she decides you were interesting enough she'll keep you

Cons:

- will take place in her experiment room, not the bedroom

- she will devote her full attention to you and you will climax, whether you want to or not by the end

- you will come out either dead or altered for the worse

- if she decides you were interesting enough she'll keep you

[wistfxlwishes]

pspspspspspsps come get you modern au chilucs!!!! (original template photo meme thing under the cut)

[sovonight]

world's saddest chosen

[koofiims]

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pls don't repost !

[fujunfuren]

ISLAND (2022-2023)

[darcyolsson]

reading lolita and I know the entire coquette aesthetic is kind of wild as a concept anyway but finding how the word "nymphet" (which many of those girls use to describe themselves/as a synonym for coquette) is used in its original context is absolutely insane lmao basically every time that word is used in this book the context makes my skin crawl 😭

[vault81]

loving watching people argue over the 'right decision' when it comes to picking Minrathous or Treviso, because there is no right decision!! thats the point!! it's a decision that no matter what is going to have negative ramifications for either city, and boiling it down to what is the 'right' choice or the 'obvious' choice just takes so much of the weight away from it!