#chop him up cutely
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cw robo gore (is he a robot? it is like.... 3d shapes gore...... all impressionable spheres and cones please turn away!) tw fire
udp: fixed colors a bit!!! didn't notice that he got eyesraingly bright
When god dies, his whole world burns with him
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Second variant of the caption was "Which form does a shapeshifter take when dying? The one you loved the most"
Third variant was "do not worry guys he just burned his egg salad and overdramatizes"
Also a quick spin of his f-uped model and an original sketch (:
Right when i made his first model i knew i needed to make this, he is so silly
old vers:
#i felt a little silly today#who ordered fried axolotl?#sorry we are out of deep-fry coating#he got his ruin dlc#i love that i can just *raises an axe above head*#chop him up cutely#“omg i love this design i made so much!!!” *smashes him with a sledge hammer*#kinitopet#kinitopet fanart#kinito the axolotl#kinito 3d model#kinito fanart#kinito my beloved#kinito pet#prosto cup of art
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Seeing seungminners on twt be like Omg yes with short hair he'll actually look like a real masculine man and be manly and masculine and a real man and I'm just here like....... I'll throw up in my mouth if you keep saying that shit
#i hate talk like that#/hate it/#he was actually a man with any length of hair hes had and implying chopping it short makes him 'more' a man is just like#shut up. die. dont trust that kinda talk.#like imagine a girl idol had short hair and then came back with long extensions and everyone went YES!! NOW SHES A REAL WOMAN!! id kill the#feeling the same way about this the vibes feel rancid <3#twt seungminners you disappoint me#like just say you think hell look cute why bring manliness into this at alll
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Can't relate
I say as I laugh in 10 alarms, 4 missed check up calls, 1 dog (35 lbs) dropped on me, and a karate chop (right in the stomach) from my sister
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This would be my reaction but in the opposite direction. Four alarms is not nearly enough for Silver. That boy needs an entire collection!
#im exaggerating#it's usually the 10 alarms and 4 missed calls#but the dog and karate chop has happened before#it was my sister's day off that day and she hates being forced to wake up outside her schedule#especially at 6am#if Silver ever starts an alarm clock collection#i hope he gets one that's an angry crocodile that uses recordings of Sebek shouting at Silver to wake up#even better if Sebek gifts it to him#Silver should also get similar ones but with Lilia and Malleus#i think that would be cute for Silver#to have the whole gang there to try and wake him up#even if they can't be there in person#I'm not caught up with book 7 but I worry that the Lilia one might give him sad feels so idk#twisted wonderland#twst#twst silver#deuce spade#white rabbit fest#oh and the purpose of putting the dog on me was so the dog could lick my face and believe that my bed is free real estate
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i think it'd be so funny for valerie to try decapitating danny only to then realize that it didn't work bc time and again this girl fails to understand that this boy is basically unkillable
so now she's forced to hold the sides of danny's face so that his head can start reattaching itself to his neck and now this is totally not awkward for either of them
#i think she would try to avert her eyes from looking directly @ him only for danny to get annoyed#and be like yk looking @ me won't kill you right#she's like well you don't know#danny's like ugh rlly how red and then she says smth silly like well given how freaky you are you can laser vision for all ik#he's like rlly that's the best you could up w wow that's dumb#she's like hey you're one w a freakish body not me#danny's like oh ok well you're the one who thought it'd be a great idea to come chop my head off#as valerie's forced to look @ him some more#she start noticing how his freckles look and that they have a slight glow#that it's kinda cute actually only for her to realize that's stupid and try to take her mind off it#meanwhile danny can't get over how weirdly nice it feels for valerie to be cupping his face given the circumstances#anyways they're both a mess lol#danny phantom#gray ghost#things to draw#robi rambles
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#artists on tumblr#ai artwork#alternative#Wood chopping wasn't really paying very well#foundry work#Still meets up with Scaecrow now and then#Gave the hat design to him#Seeing a cute little clockwork lady friend#lifes been good to me so far
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thinking about genderfluid/trans fem steve again (happens at least once every six months for the past seven years, now) and how much I need him to have a total breakdown pre-realization where he just absolutely fucks up his hair. I'm talkin dull scissors in the shower at 3am levels of fucking it up. and then he sits there on the cold tile floor in his big empty house with wet tufts of hair clinging to his skin and cries for 45 minutes straight like a little kid who wants their parents, because he can't tell which way is up anymore and doesn't know what to do.
#steve harrington#trans steve harrington#after he manages to get up and numbly clean off the hair he goes back to bed shivering so badly that his teeth chatter.#the next morning when robin first sees him post-chop she is horrified and worried sick and fails miserably at hiding it <3#maybe she's able to help him salvage it into a cute-if-raggedy bob. or maybe not.#either way the experience sends him down the express lane of Realizing Some Things about himself.#steve to me is the epitome of the post that goes 'i'm probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that right now'#except his is#'i don't think i'm a man but i've been on the brink of death fighting monsters for five years running so idrc about that right now'#eddie finding this out later on: well at least you didn't try setting your hair on fire like i did haha#steve: you did-- what?#gray's talkin tag
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idk if this is an unpopular opinion but despite Let's Go P/E being basically a Let's Go themed remake, I still think it's a vastly better game than Sword and Shield
even the graphics in Sw/SH look like such a downgrade. they tried to upgrade it to look more modern and less chibi but then left the textures in the pretty flat chibi style. it ends up looking like an older and more terrible game. when I showed my sister she grimaced and said "it looks like The Sims: The Urbz from 15 yrs ago"
the biggest criticism I have for Let's Go P/E is just that it's too easy, and you can always fix that by doing stuff like limiting your party if you really start getting bored
I actually really like it's visuals and environments too
#I've been trying to catch up with the switch releases of pokemon#but so far I'm just playing LGP over and over because I really disliked SW/SH#it looks bad it's not fun to play and Ho/p annoys me#I wish he didn't because his design is so cute#but it's like he has 2-3 lines that he repeats everytime he sees you#and although thats always been a bit true for the rivals#it's not even disguised with him they're literally the same two lines like bro I already heard yooouuu#also the fact you repeatedly beat his ass and only has a crisis when some other person beats his ass#is v weird and annoying#like what am I chopped liver#like bro you forced this kid to battle you with no experience when he'd just got his first pokemon and you had Two pokemon#and he still beat you lol#and then beat you again everytime after#but still you repeat the I'M GONNA BE THE BEST BLABLA spiel everytime you see me#it wouldnt be a problem except when some other dude beat you he gave you depression
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My Vulcan OC 🖖
Their name is T'ophie
[May cahnge in the future. Not 100% sure how Vulcan names work yet 😅. I have only been in this lovely fandom for a month and a half as of currently]
What it looked like before I made the design changes.
[Originally created in Gacha Club as a base. All my own original ideas and character design. I got the tail idea from @chainsawgirltheythem I adore how they draw Spock with his little tail 😍]
#and yes i am aware Vulcans do not have tails#i saw someone else in this fandom give Spock a tail and it was too cute to pass up#i will give them all the credit for me giving my OC and also my Spock design a tail#it is only fair as i saw them do it first#also side note:#i absolutely adore this '60s show (TOS)#it makes me laugh whenever i see kirk fucking karate chop some foe in his way every 5 seconds#and the effects and stunts#i just imagen kirk getting unnecessarily thrown over a table by some one hitting him across the face#like no one does that 🤣#i love this show#art#drawing#digital art#my artwork#original character#adhd#james t kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#star trek#star trek tos#tos
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lamar wrote to, visited, and called franklin so much while he was in prison that franklins cellie 1000% thought they were a couple
#lamar would unconciously do sum cute shit like when he first got chop he sent franklin a pic of them with the letter#and franklins cellie would b like awwwww look at yo mans#the families members that franklin was locked up with didnt help and egged it on too#so his cellie didnt believe him when he said that they were just homeboys#when they finally do get together he write his cellie and lets him know that he called it years later#franklin clinton#lamar davis#framar#gta 5#grand theft auto#gtav#my post
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collecting is so funny. it's so funny to get excited over finding a 20 yr old doll who was discontinued from his line after a year and then replaced because he was unpopular (probably because he has a funny looking face)
#LOOK. i think his face can be cute with some fixing up. i can fix him.#im gonna need to chop off his godawful hair though. and hope whatever is going on on his ankles isnt too bad...#worse case scenario i could try rebodying him ig#he was only 3k yen how could i say no#anyway i do love a goofy looking older doll tbh
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a sumi haircut variation ive been testing out. i wanna say its a bit post-canon, not too far off, maybe a year or so. hasnt quite figured out what to do with herself yet, but shes getting there. only a little ways away from graduation.
#the clock chimes at midnight#selk.art#okay because im going stir crazy in my beautiful mind here. i forgot where everyone in the royal ending went so ive just kinda been doing a#post canon au based entirely arnd sumire and the only person whos really gone is ren. the others are in school and stuff still lol#ANYWAYS she and ren start dating a few weeks before 2/3 and after they restore the world its a very tumultuous start considering ren#immediately gets sent to jail. even after he gets out theyre both grieving akechi + it feels like theyre just going through the motions.#everyones like omg we could tell this was gonna happen! and it makes them uncomfortable for reasons they cant articulate#ren is using sumire to get over akechi + sumire is modeling rens identity + both see akechi in the other and are sad abt it#on top of all that they get into a huge fight when sumire learns rens leaving in like. a month. and she didnt know.#(he genuinely didnt realize she didnt know but gets bitchy in return)#they try to make it work long distance for a month/two but eventually mutually breakup (both a little bitter but agree to remain friends)#overall its a cute relationship with um . very odd undertones.#anyways she still wears her hair straight up or straight down during all that point. HAHAHA remember this is abt hair!#after ren leaves she latches onto ann + ryuji who are still going to school w her. and after the breakup simply bc#ryuji is a Boy and sumire is a Girl and They Enjoy Being Around Each Other they both reflexively think abt getting together#sumire starts to imitate him (bc for some weird reason she keeps wanting to be like boys!) and ryuji is like am i breaking bro code rn..#nothing ever happens bc neither actually wants to date the other and ann is always hanging around but its an odd time for everyone#she bleaches the tips of her hair for a little bit but its so small when she gets it chopped off its like nothing happened lol#this is probably around third year when ann/ryuji have graduated and the only thief around is futaba.#and. please nobody kill me for this. i think the two have interesting thematic similarities but the ship between them has always felt like#pairing the same-age spares to me. and i havent read anything thats convinced me of its full potential yet.#that to say i think theyre friendly but not super close. so sumire has to learn to just. exist by herself for the first time in years.#like i said this is probably when this actual haircut starts getting used. shes figuring it out!#after she graduates shes the first one to find akechi again and theyre both doing a lot better and become very close.#they move in together! platonically! unless...? but thats not the point! akechi helps her realize shes transmasc at which point she gets a#real short haircut. i cant decide. theres one thats like a curly haired bob almost and one thats shorter + looks kinda windswept#and thats all the haircut hcs i have for her postcanon timeline! spreads hands jazz hands. not all the timeline hcs but my thumbs r tired.
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Whatever kiryu does to you might not always be the best or even safest option but he will always do it with a lot of love in his eyes so you have to forgive him
#Yakuza loveblog#i was looking through my notes at three am and i wrote something that i reread in the morning like w ..#where did this come from .... whys he doing that ... why is piss involved again .. <- already knows the answer#i really do believe that kiryu puts the things he likes in his mouth though#hes mostly grown out of it but if you catch him at an unexpected moment or if hes overwhelmed then its going inside his mouth#even the. cylinder attached to a larger structure is going into his mouth and if he cant swallow it then he’ll just leave it in his mouth#i think that kiryu should be allowed to be a little gross especially after disgusting sex. like i believe that majima likes being clean and#having long showers at the end of the day (typical girl behaviour) but kiryu will sleep in his own mess#cant stop thinking of him swallowing harukas one hundred dollar marble because he was so touched that she gave it to him#and she starts bawling and hes like. im sorry haruka. and shes like no its okay ojisan i can tell you really liked it#i bet he says sorry to haruka all the time because kiryu is constantly fucking up but she loves him so much its okay#i actually started crying when i opened the special bundle and harukas marble was in there because like she give me .... her marble .... god#shes such a special little angel and she gave me her cute little ... marble#i think haruka should inherit more than kiryus old man music taste she should watch him do things that she has unconsciously masked all the#while and then start exhibiting behaviours around him. haruka gets overstimulated and goes outside to chop wood like kiryu does#she goes to sing karaoke when she gets stressed because shes thinking about when he told her it relieves stress ...#im fucked up that they removed the kiryu sleeping on her teeny little lap scene in yk2 like he was so fuckinf sleepy and she was like here#sleep here ojisan and he was like thank you haruka ... and snoozed ............ shes his little freaking baby#i took her. to the orphanage and then i freaked it#i cant stop thinking of markiplier playing endoparasitic where he said hah you missed me. now you must kiss me ! when the thing lunged athik#like yeah i did miss you and i do want to kiss you .. wow so true#i think haruka should give kiryu kisses on the cheek like all little girls do to their dad#he fucking holds her like a baby (about to cry) oh my god their bond shes ... so little ....#when kiryu saw pochitaro again he was like hi pochitaro youve grown bigger. and pochitaro was like yip yip tail wag ! like no he didnt.#that dog is exactly as small as when you last saw it. it is the size of your foot#not haruka though she truly got bigger and she doesnt even hold his hand in y6 anymore like fuck my entire life fuck everything fuck fuck fu#or was it y5 like god no ... no ......#time is so fucking relentless your daughter will never be tiny again because shes all grown up#im thinking that haruka should meet kiryu again after hes dead and shes like OJISAN JUMPSCARE ??? and kiryus like no you got the wrong guy#and she wants to keep grilling him but she just sits down and sighs and asks him if she can pretend that hes her uncle kaz for a while ...
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#he is my son#he's so cute it makes my heart hurt#like hello kitty is a friend but shes. clearly a character a Mascot in a sense#this...thatss a little guy. im taking him kindergarten. im going toparent teacher conferences and defending my grumpy son when they say#that he has an attitude#i'm making him little sandwiches and cutting off the crust and chopping up fruit for him#though by his DOB hes two yrs older than me. hilarious. hes in his 30s
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I like to think that no matter what natural inclinations you give him, pre-amnesia Harry had high points in EVERYTHING thanks to all the drugs/alcohol/cigarettes that raised his learning caps and all the exp he got from churning cases like crazy. burned out supercop to the max!
#I still wonder what his canon build was before being a cop but that one probably doesn't exist. he's all of them it's up to you#I want to hear other people's opinions about all of this ->#I can't imagine him without his vast Inland Empire soul so PSY must be high#that's the only one I'm sure he had. high PSY#but the others?#he was a gym teacher so good FYS?#or did he had to raise them to protect himself from trauma?#(and chronic pain)#but low Shivers? he's the shivers guy :/#MOT are the Cool Guy skills. was he already charming or did he put on the façade later when he freaked out#and let the mutton chops grow to hide the damage?#(or started before that when he adopted the Expression. what if it was a thought cabinet thing?)#but low Perception Harry? maybe if he's too much in his head?#did he already have high INT? did the canon pre-RCM smoking raise his learning cap? did art teacher Dora encourage him#to put points in them?#personally I think it'd be cute if he was PSY/FYS like I think Kim is#but while Kim put most of his points into MOT Harry put them in INT (some in MOT too)#and Harry's gonna encourage Kim to think and raise his INT and Kim's gonna get him interested in machinery and raise his MOT aughhhh#the brainrot got me#and Kim can't do 1+1 to save his life so Harry's gonna help#and Harry wants to be cool but he's a disaster so King of Cool Kitsuragi's gonna back him up#except that Kim's perception is terrible and Harry's pretty good#so maybe there is an INT skill Kim's good at (somehow). could it be Drama? he did work undercover didn't he (and the piss%%t#jacket raises it!). so Harry's bad at it? idk maybe I'm thinking too muc#Kim's gonna break his one cigarette per day rule lol they're gonna smoke so many cigarettes together. I told you this game#is smoking propaganda#(this in the reality where they're together and they're good for each other. there's the other possibilities too)#but PSY/MOT or even PSY/INT lol are cool. the other two skills raised trough clothes drugs and thoughts#disco elysium#pointless microblogging
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Look at him. Hes so tiny. So small. Small man. Little...
#he would hate me calling him small BUT ITS TRUE#hes still taller than me tho#also i really adore that he matched his make up to his bandana hes so cute <3#ship: chop chop slide
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John, he’d been waiting for this moment, been waiting for you to come through the door with tired eyes, an ache in your bones and your head pounding so much you were disappointed that your instincts had kicked in when you slipped on some ice outside and caught yourself instead of letting yourself get knocked the fuck out. So disappointed.
And after a long train ride into the beautiful countryside, a taxi ride to the rustic cabin that always looked more like a cottage to you, you weren’t even bothered about special greetings anymore.
You practically collapsed on John’s lap, curling up there. Your sleeves pulled over your fists because you once again forgot a coat on the way out of your flat. Rubbing your tired eyes with said sleeve covered fist, you mumbled out a sleepy ‘hello’ to which he chuckled pulling your hand away from your now red eye.
“Hello to you too love.” You snuggled further into his neck, thankful that he had trimmed his mutton chops and beard down so they weren’t massively bushy and tickling at your nose like last time. “Long day?”
“The longest.” At this he grinned. John had been waiting for you to have a bad day at work so he could convince you to quit and live off of his money. He’d mentioned it so many times before but unfortunately you always thought he was joking and when he had rasped it into your ear while he was buried deep inside you, you thought that he was just being his usual possessive self.
Not fucking true. Okay it’s partly true, but John was serious. He wanted to put you up in his well polished cabin. Wanted to marry you so you couldn’t argue against him when he said ‘what’s mine is yours’. Wanted to come back from missions to find his cute little wife in his bed. He wanted to spend his free time gardening and baking with you. Going to the farmers market with you and he always wanted to try his hand at painting.
John Price wanted nothing more than to come home to you swollen with his child. Couldn’t wait to take leave so he could take care of you properly. Desperately wanted nothing more than to be there when you bore his child, holding your hand and telling you ‘you’re doing so well, my brave girl’. Wanted to see the sweet little baby that you made together on your hip while you told him all about the new curtain samples you got because ‘the ones in the den are ghastly’ as you so eloquently put it.
And now this was his chance to broach the subject seriously with you. If you agreed, which was a big chance because of how dishevelled you looked and how exhausted you must have been feeling. Then that was brilliant.
If you said no? Maybe he would have to resort to the old ways. Getting you fired. Getting you evicted. Taking all the fight out of you until you truly are broken and begging him for help. It’s not nice but it’s necessary.
“I have something I want to discuss with you sweet’art.” . . .
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