#choose your fighter:

[quietbatperson]

[toastytrusty]

fundamental amrev experience is being assigned the legend of sleepy hollow as required reading in your highschool english class and freaking out A. because it's by washington irving, who was discussed extensively in that one nancy isenberg essay about aaron burr's sexuality, and B. because it Won't Stop Talking About John André, who, of course, is john andré

[unsettlingcreature]

(NO LONGER BOOPING EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS, THERE'S TOO MANY OF YOU)

[syndesinae]

PAUSE. TRUMP HASN'T EVEN PICKED A VP AND HE'S STILL THE PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE?

[bynineb]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER II

GERTIE GREENTHUMB

COSMO THE RAY

CROSSING GUARD

MISS BONEALONE

[jellycreamjammedart]

trust me, i absolutely love yall's different doey designs for the three boys to bits!

but i also like the idea of each being only subtler differences

these were also to help me figure doey out overall

[snoji]

she'd stab me and I'd be so thankful if I'm being real

print available

[fascinationstreetmp3]

   "Give it to me!" said the boy, his right hand tightening in a fist, the fist pounding his chest. "Make me a vampire now!" he said as the vampire stared aghast.      What happened then was swift and confused, but it ended abruptly with the vampire on his feet holding the boy by the shoulders, the boy's moist face contorted with fear, the vampire glaring at him in rage. "This is what you want?" he whispered, his pale lips manifesting only the barest trace of movement. "This... after all I've told you... is what you ask for?"      A small cry escaped the boy's lips, and he began to tremble all over, the sweat breaking out on his forehead and on the skin above his upper lip. His hand reached gingerly for the vampire's arm. "You don't know what human life is like!" he said, on the edge of breaking into tears. "You've forgotten. You don't even understand the meaning of your own story, what it means to a human being like me." And then a choked sob interrupted his words, and his fingers clung to the vampire's arm.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 2 Episode 5 INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, Anne Rice

[phanyaoi]

dan talking shit about strangers within hearing radius vs phil joking to strangers about being a thief

[cuntholicism]

[noodledragon]

Choose Your Fighter

[moylis3]

I`m a people pleaser so you get polycycle version of the meme

[haley-harrison]

Why Hermes wasn't in God Games:

a) Zeus doesn't take him seriously

and/or

b) Zeus knows Hermes is already on Ody's side so Athena wouldn't even have to convince him

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[ghostbsuter]

Danny had been around Gotham for a while.

The crime was never ending, but since Batman's arrival, it had gotten better.

The unmistakably CLANK! From around the corner had him jump, wary now. The man walks around the wall, eyes on the black car with— with Batman's symbol at the front.

A child sitting on the ground with a car tire next to him, the Bat Symbol a stark contrast to the shadows.

"Shit, kid. You're bold to rob Batman." Danny didn't really realise he was speaking until the kid looks up, spooked.

"What the fuck?" The kid was clearly of Gotham breed, yelps with a glare.

"I'm impressed," Danny doesn't give the kid the chance to talk, not with the way the tiny terror seems to be glaring and holding his wrench.

"You're quick, got eyes for details and know how to work around cars."

The suspicion in the kids eyes didn't lessen, having gotten up to press himself against the wall, eyes never leaving Danny.

"Here," Our local spook threw a card on the hood of the car. It was his business card.

"If you need income with far fewer risks than stealing from Batman, call me."

He didn't really wait to see the kids reaction, just leaving, bot before shooting a look into the sky the kid clearly caught.

As danny left, the kid looked at the entrance of the alleyway, back to the car, and then to the card.

They had talked for too long. Jason had to leave now, lest Batman actually caught him.

With one last look to the tires and the car, he leaves eith a scowl.

Just barely missing the man with the cape.

[bynineb]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER III

GEMINI

VERMIN KNIGHT

GODDESS OF GARBAGE

MOCHA