#chiropractic degree

[australianchiropracticschools]

Gaining professional registration as a chiropractor in Canada

How do you become a chiropractor?

Like Canada, few post-secondary institutions in Australia offer chiropractic programs.

If you wish to gain qualifications leading to professional registration as a chiropractor in Canada or Australia, you must undertake a recognized program of study.

Macquarie’s undergraduate-to-graduate pathway program (the 5-year Bachelor of Chiropractic Science + Master of Chiropractic) and Macquarie’s graduate-entry program (3-year Master of Chiropractic) both meet this requirement. Those without a strong background in human systems should consider the undergraduate pathway program.

Macquarie’s program structure involves completion of the Bachelor of Chiropractic Science and/or completion of the Master of Chiropractic. Combined, these two degrees taken more than five years and are equivalent to the Doctor of Chiropractic offered at other institutions; therefore, graduates will be eligible to write the board’s licensing exam, which is required in order to be granted a license to practice in Canada. Students undertake 12 months of clinical practice at one of the university’s three chiropractic clinics prior to graduation.

Learn more about Macquarie University Chiropractic School!

[evediamonte44]

What college major is best for you based on you 9th house.

Earth signs:

Capricorn 9th house: dentistry, investing, business, chiropractic studies, finance, engineering, cheif executive ( any major that deals with discipline & structure

Virgo 9th house: Performs well with majors involving acts of service(nursing, social work, psychology, teaching, accounting, dietitians, health care)

Taurus 9th house: Finance, Business, accounting, culinary arts, food science, real estate, agriculture business, investing, design (a calm and stable work environment with assured stability is best).

Air signs:

Gemini 9th house : communications, telecommunications,public administration,public relations, teaching, sales, advertising, art & design( any majors that encourages mental growth & really gets you to socialize & think)

Libra 9th house: law, politics, esthetician/ skin care specialists, real estate,

Aquarius 9th house: Computer science, engineering tech related, space related majors, mechanics.

Water signs:

Cancer 9th house: Real estate, nursing, pediatric care, child psychology, physical therapy, dermatology.

Scorpio 9th house: psychology, anthropology, mortuary services, accounting, finance,cognitive science, Forensics, casino management, banking (does well with deep & taboo majors).

Pisces 9th house: music, astronomy, journalism, film, literature,therapist, environmental science, earth science, biochemistry.

Fire signs:

Aries 9th house: militaristic studies, flight, fire studies(prevention, protection,investigation,) fire fighting, law, business, engineering, entrepreneurship, kinesiology.

Leo 9th house: Acting, Dance, design & applied arts, drama, Film, Art, Hairstyling, advertising, pediatric, teaching, social work, entertainment services.

Sagittarius 9th house: Aviation( flight degrees, philosophy, religious studies. Foreign languages, cultural studies, theology.

[drtimothydembowskiatlantaga]

Dr. Timothy Dembowski Atlanta GA - Listening Digital Asset Investor

Dr. Timothy Dembowski grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. He went to Toledo University, where he completed his undergraduate degree in Biology. In 1994, the medical professional attended Life University in Atlanta, receiving a Doctorate of Chiropractic. Dr. Timothy Dembowski has a fellowship in Acupuncture.

[bodhrancomedy]

Listen, I know I shouldn’t yuck someone’s yum and all, but I was just scrolling TikTok and I got an ASMR video where someone was ‘face-mapping’ someone and sticking wee jewels to their face to “stimulate the liver/aid bladder production” etc. and, like, it was a pack of these stickers.

I bought these from Hobbycraft because I wanted to decorate a jar. They’re not “rose quartz” or “amethyst”, they’re plastic.

You’re sticking plastic to someone’s face and claiming to aid bodily organs?

Look, what little I know about ASMR is that you make nice wee sounds and it helps people relax so I’d get using these to scratch or something, but I just get so uncomfortable watching someone with a ton of followers claim this is helping your organs.

But they also believe they can do chiropractic realignment and I don’t think they have a medical degree, so…

[fantasy-mixtapes]

Kristen Applebees S3 Playlist: Side A

Here's Part 1 of Kristen's Junior Year Playlist, I am obsessed with it so far and will probably continue to be. Descriptions and key lyrics below. Spoilers for Episodes 1-10

Genres include: Pop-Punk, Alternative, Punk, Folk

1. Lavender Bones, Stand Atlantic

I know I'm out of my depth, but I just float in it I try to do my best, stop picking fights with it I wanna be upset, you're not alright with it I can cover it up, I can cover it Try to speak my mind, wish it was by design But I can only confess to having doubts with it Don't wanna feel regret, I'm not alright with it I can cover it up, I can cover it

So this is a perfect background music for the start of a movie about Kristen's life right now and I LOVE finding those songs. It's perfect on so many layers, it talks about feeling trapped, wanting to fix empty habits, and not to mention how "lavender bones" really hits home to my queer little heart. This entire playlist is really a game of guessing when the "you" in songs chosen mean Tracker and when they mean Cassandra, level: impossible

2. Starchild, Sweet Pill

What do you want from me? I am not a charity Work hard at everything Do it all for free What do you want from me? I am not a guarantee Go all or nothing Lose your money ... Set up to win Wind up disappointing everyone In the end I am disappointing mostly myself In the end Hang your Head

I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS SONG Guys its like it was written for this very specific situation. AND THE TITLE???? FOR A CLERIC OF THE GODDESS OF MYSTERY, DOUBT, THE NIGHT, AND STARS???????

anyways just please please listen to it its so great like even without the connection to Kristen, go support Sweet Pill they have a new album being released tomorrow (March 15th)

3. Uneeda, Deady

What about the bones The bones have no problem Turn them into ash And this never happened Your ashes big asses Your brains on the pavement Oh no! I can feel myself rot Unless I take your hand

Ok so this is kind of a genre outlier on the playlist since it is very very alt punk but for me it represents the rage at the mall, Kristen's relationship to Cassandra, and both of their respective reactions to what happened. It's very chaotic, but it was a very chaotic situation and I stand by it plus I love adding modern bands to things

4. Bite the Hand, boygenius

I can't hear you You're too far away I can't see you The light is in my face I can't touch you I wouldn't if I could I can't love you how you want me to I can't love you how you want me to

Yeah, sorry had to whip out the queer break-up big guns. I don't feel sorry I feel right.

5. Untitled God Song, Haley Heynderickx

When you're drunk near a sunset, look straight in her eyes She's a quick glimpse of heaven, forgetting her headlights are on When you misread her fortune, don't misread the joke She's the note on your lampshade, the honeycomb holdin' you And she spins me around like a marionette Oh, my web is still spinnin' My web is still spinnin', you can't see it yet

Immediately going from having total contact with a divinity figure to having to grasp for straws once again to a memory you hold onto, literally holding onto the shards of your faith. Having to both embrace doubt and faith at the same time. Girlies, I'm ruined

6. C'est Comme Ça, Paramore

In a single year I've aged one hundred My social life a chiropractic appointment Sit still long enough to listen to yourself Or maybe just long enough for you to atrophy to hell ... I know that regression is rarely rewarded I still need a certain degree of disorder I hate to admit, getting better is boring But the high cost of chaos Who can afford it?

I love Kristen, and I think her arc this season is extremely relatable; currently, 90% of what she does are bits, and I KNOW it's a coping mechanism, but STILL, WHY ARE YOU SO MESSY. I love you; keep being 17, but god, keep your clothes on and stop going to the steel plants girlie you're gonna give Riz a heart attack

[ms-demeanor]

if you were actually worried about people sending harassment or whatever why even put someone on the spot about what/where they study? that’s a low blow even if it’s a for profit

Ah, yes, let me clarify: medical grifters get no passes. If you paid to take introductory homeopathy so that you could get your degree in alternative medicine, you are using your "knowledge" to bilk someone out of money that they could be using to actually treat whatever disorder they're hoping you can help them with.

That blogger's patreon specifically lists their alternative medicine "degree" and education with Chestnut as reasons that you should give them money.

Saying "I have studied homeopathy and chiropractic, which is why you should pay me for recipes for herbal menstruation remedies and sound meditations" is specifically worth putting them on the spot.

I actually don't have an issue with someone running sound meditations or putting up ASMR videos. I don't think it's a problem for a layperson to put up a post saying "this is the tea that I drink when I'm feeling gross during my period." But someone who is saying "I have studied [alternative] medicine, and here are recipes for hair growth tea and a skin-clarifying salad" deserves to get called out on their bullshit.

And when I'm calling someone a bullshit medical grifter, I like to cite evidence, because I believe that it's important to combat misinformation and I believe that it's important to verify facts before you share them on the internet. That's why I specifically linked to and screenshotted the institutions they named. I want people reading that to understand that it's not *just* that someone went to a for-profit school, it's that they went to a for-profit school known as a diploma mill that has extremely low standards for degree granting, does not have specific accreditation for many of their programs, and that is engaged in fucking over their students, which is a decent indicator that the school does not care about the quality of education they are providing.

You probably don't know this, but I'm actually very sympathetic to students who have gotten fucked over by predatory schools. I think that the US does a bad job of educating people about what kinds of education are available to them. I think it's messed up that long before ITT tech lost its accreditation it was more of a warning than an asset when you saw it on an application because the IT field had known for a long time that people who went to ITT tech had gotten a shit education and weren't reliable tech workers without significant retraining.

The way that Everglades College is treating its students is bullshit.

But, even though the school itself was predatory, practicing 'alternative medicine' is also predatory, and people who can sit through "Introductory Homeopathy" and still choose to practice alternative medicine (or advertise their education in alternative medicine as a reason to support them financially) are either aware that their practice is full of shit or so dangerously credulous that it is actively harmful for them to give people advice about what they are putting in their bodies.

[transmutationisms]

explain the DO thing pls?

degree for people who think that what american medical schools need is the addition of chiropractic instruction

[sassypotatoe1]

A comprehensive list of things chiropractors can treat or cure by clicking your back, according to old lady gossip circle:

Multiple sclerosis

Diabetes

Asthma

Cardiovascular disease

Ibs

Chrons disease

Immunocompromization

Your fight or flight response

Anxiety

Depression

Neurological conditions like tourettes

Lymph node drainage

Infertility

Endometriosis

Pcos

Virtigo

Chronic pain caused by "inflammation" which is not actual inflammation but refers to conditions like arthritis and osteoporosis

Chronic pain in general

Tuberculosis by way of lung massages that put more air in the muscles and makes breathing easier

Difficult pregnancy

It has to be noted that chiropractors can treat exactly 0 of these conditions, and chiropractic "treatments" can not even provide relief for most of these. Chiropractors can massage and stretch you, providing temporary relief for pain caused by injury, muscle tension or cramps. They can not even address the underlying cause of these issues. They do not require a medical degree to practice, and they aren't covered by most medical insurance FOR A REASON. you can get the same effect from your hairdresser giving you a neck massage while shampooing you and that does not cost an arm and a leg.

Chiropractors are exploitative quacks who make bold claims and use big words to make money off your suffering. If you want to treat an injury go to a physical therapist who has a medical degree or sport science doctorate at least, or ideally a biokineticist. If you want to treat ANY OF THE REST OF THESE go to your GP, get a referral to a specialist with a PhD in their selected medical field that they got from medical school, and treat it with clinical evidence based intervention.

For the love of God if you want your back clicked pay a chiropractor a fuck ton of money but don't expect a cure to come for your chronic illness from theatrics and some stretching.

[thesilliestlittlwguy]

when i was little i thought it was weird that my friends and classmates couldn't bend the same amount or ways i could but it turns out me and my family are just all hypermobile lmao. pretty much all the women on my mom's side, especially up the line of my maternal grandma and her offspring are hypermobile 😭 my mom and i have hEDS and we keep asking each other if the other one can bend something that way and going "yeah why" and then it's NOT NORMAL???? WDYM MOST PEOPLE CANT TURN THEIR ELBOWS OR NECKS LIKE 270 DEGREES??? MOST PEOPLE CAN'T GET THEIR FEET ABOVE THEIR HEADS??? YALL HAVE TO STRETCH TO GRT A DECENT SPLIT??? yall aren't in pain all the time??? like my back problems started in middle school what thw fuck. i had to wear chiropractic tape on my elbow for like six months because i moved it too much in fourth grade.

[first-saturn-return]

Any tips for a Saturn return Gemini 12h? Or how to prepare in only 21 Turing 22 next month

Hi, there! 

Thank you so much for your message. 

You have a loaded question, so I’ll try my best to dissect it. 

First, I’ll start by the end. 

You are 21, so your Saturn return will happen 7 years from now. That’s kind of a long time. 

If you are feeling lost and lonely, the astrological reason may be connected with Saturn, but not exactly the Saturn return. 

Every 7 years, we experience a Saturn transit. Right now, the transiting Saturn in Pisces is squaring your natal Saturn in Gemini. 

This means that you are in a very SATURNIAN period of your life, where constraints and limits feel more pressing than ever. 

Some possible manifestations: 

• Topics associated with time and its inherent limitations become prominent 

• You may have more responsibilities at work, university, or caring for your loved ones

• Depending on your culture, you could get married, have your first child, or get a degree

• A revival of the experimentation of your teen years, but with more awareness and self-control

My tip for this period is to engage again in activities or hobbies you enjoyed in high school or as a child. 

Connect with pleasure and creativity in a sustainable way (not through substances that could cause addiction and problems in the long term.) 

Allow yourself to play and laugh. 

Corny, I know, but nonetheless true. 

If you still want to prepare for your Saturn return slowly but steadily, these are the tips that will bring you the most beneficial results: 

Organize your finances by paying debts, saving, and not overspending 

Take care of your health (teeth and bones specifically!)

Get a planner and become mindful of time management

Make decisions thinking about the long-term and not just instant gratification

Charge fair prices for your work and/or ask for a raise

Say “no” more often

Take responsibility for the issues you have to solve

Keep your word

Stop procrastinating to avoid moments of discomfort 

Journal about your values and the authentic path you want to follow

Also, besides the tasks associated with Saturn, start learning how to regulate your nervous system. 

Doing so will be beneficial during the Saturn return and every time you experience a hardship in life. 

Sometimes, we don’t know what life will throw at us, but if we are relaxed and grounded, we can handle the curve balls without burning out. 

Some suggestions: 

•Gardening 

•Cleaning

•Singing

•Dancing

•Running

•Grooming yourself 

•Playing with pets

•Going to a yoga class

•Taking a hot/cold shower

•Making playlists for different moods

•Having magnesium before bed

•Using calming essential oils in an oil diffuser 

•Engaging in chiropractic or massage sessions weekly

•Drinking natural probiotics such as kombucha and kefir

•Surrounding yourself with people who are regulated

•Decluttering and not hoarding objects that don’t bring you joy 

•Listening to your body’s natural rhythms and giving your body what it needs

This list is not exhaustive. Find what works for YOU. 

Next, you told me you have Saturn in Gemini. 

This placement could indicate that you are very serious about learning and managing information. 

You are not superficial. You go deep into the topics that interest you. 

Since Gemini is ruled by Mercury, having Saturn in this sign indicates that you must focus on organizing your ideas more coherently. 

You have an active intellect but can constantly chase new shiny objects. 

(I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you have ADHD?) 

Regarding the 12th house, these are the meanings associated with it: 

The unconscious. Dreamworld. Spirituality. Psychism. Empathy. Intuition. Mysticism. Surrender. Prophetic vision. Detachment. Dissolution. Self-sabotage. Hidden enemies. Mental health. Envy. Betrayals. Sabotage. Confinement. Isolation. Loneliness. Loss. Withdrawal. Hibernation. Retraction. Harmful thoughts. Witchcraft. Spells. Evil eye. Shadow. Madness. Loss of agency. Restrictions. Conditioning. Invisible influences. Victimization.

People usually fear the 12th or consider it to be where everything goes to die. 

I disagree. I think it’s a very creative and intuitive area that not everyone engages with. 

You tend to do it. 

So, my tip for Saturn in Gemini on the 12th would be to learn about the esoteric and mystic topics that interest you. 

You’re different, and that’s OK. Embrace it. 

Don’t be your worst enemy. Don’t sabotage yourself. 

Your path is different. It doesn’t look conventional. 

Accept yourself so you don’t lose your mind. Take care of your physical and mental health (they are not so different after all.) 

You may need more alone time than your friends or family members, and that’s OK, too. 

Rest will regenerate you, allow you to daydream, and give you the necessary strength to keep learning and sharing what you have learned. 

(Are you a teacher of some kind, or have you considered this career? Maybe not a teacher in the traditional sense of the word, but someone who enjoys learning and spreading information to others.) 

I know this was a handful. I can’t be brief, LOL. 

If you want more (I know you do), here are some links that you might find useful: 

• Information about being 21 years old: https://shorturl.at/m7KPE 

• Answers to FAQs about the Saturn return: https://shorturl.at/hZFE4 

• Nervous system regulation: https://shorturl.at/WzbmP 

• Saturn in Gemini: https://shorturl.at/l4cwk 

• Saturn in the 12th house: https://shorturl.at/oewtb 

• Weekly newsletter: https://substack.com/@firstsaturnreturn 

Hope this was helpful! Let me know your thoughts. 

Thanks again for your message, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Best,   

Valentina

[aerowolf]

Sometimes i feel as though I'm simply a bunch of Paramore lyrics put together especially like four specific songs that are just me let me elaborate

"C'est Comme Ça" In a single year I've aged one hundred My social life, a chiropractic appointment

and

Lucky for me, I run on spite and sweet revenge It's my dependence on the friction that really hinders my progression I know that regression is rarely rewarded I still need a certain degree of disorder I hate to admit getting better is boring

I really do run on spite. And idk it's what keeps me going. I want to get better but it's boring.

"Tell Me It's Okay (Demo)" Maybe it's been years Since I genuinely smiled And maybe it's been years Since I wanted to be a part of anything But lately I've been good You know, I've actually been great Man, I even laughed a little today Oh, so strange, it's so strange Tell me it's okay to be happy now

My mental health has improved recently and i honestly don't know how to feel about it because some aspects are better and some are hella worse but things like my crippling anxiety? are absolutely just. almost gone honestly. and i feel fake because it's not there now.

"Interlude: I'm Not Angry Anymore"

Literally all the lyrics because it's a short song are how i feel towards a past ex-friend and. well. manipulator. but we were both young and stupid.

"Running Out of Time" Said, I was gonna take some flowers to my neighbor But I ran out of time Didn't wanna show up to the party empty-handed But I ran out of time

and

Intentions only get you so far (It was on my list, I swear I meant to get to it)

I have adhd i don't know what to tell you. I'm so sorry to anyone i forgot to do something for or have procrastinated on i hope you'll forgive me

[msburgundy]

chiropractic must be the least emotionally taxing medical specialty. everyone is happy to see the back cruncher, and if nothing else, you pretty much always are able to provide at least some degree of relief to everyone who comes in (even if short term)

[rcmndedlisten]

Paramore - “C’est Comme Ça”

Photo by Zachary Gray

“In a single year, I've aged one hundred / My social life, a chiropractic appointment / Sit still long enough to listen to yourself / Or maybe just long enough for you to atrophy to hell,” explains Hayley Williams on “C’est Comme Ça”, the latest preview from Paramore’s new album, This Is Why. The wry ways of modern U.K. post-punk are evident on her tongue as are the band’s exploration of dance-punk that has flowed through their post-pandemic return from isolation hibernation. “I know that regression is rarely rewarded / I still need a certain degree of disorder.” Even if the times have allowed Williams and company to find their center, it’s when it won’t hold where they admit feeling most alive.

Paramore’s This Is Why will be released February 10th on Atlantic Records.

[strokes-of-everything]

Financial advice I wish I’d received as a high school student:

Learning a trade will give you better job prospects and financial stability than a college degree.

If you become a welder or something out of high school, you can always go back to college and get a bachelor’s later. People who shame adults for going back to college or starting late are insanely lame.

If you wait to go earn your bachelor’s degree until you turn 26, you can qualify for Pell grants because you are considered an independent student by the FAFSA. You do not have to repay Pell Grants. I know someone who worked as a massage therapist until 26 then got her bachelor’s so she didn’t have to pay for undergrad. She did this on purpose because she didn’t want to add to the debt she’d definitely have form Chiropractic College.

There is also no shame in taking your Gen Eds at a community college and transferring to a four-year institution after two years. A friend of mine saved buckets of money because he did this at a community college that partnered with our alma mater. By getting a certain GPA, he was guaranteed acceptance as a transfer at the end of his second year. In an incredibly competitive STEM program. If you are dead set on wanting to go somewhere and don’t get accepted, or want to go somewhere but don’t want to be swimming in debt, see if your target school partners with a local community college in this way.

Am I thankful for my traditional college experience minus the extended years because my of injury? Absolutely. But there are ways to make college financially tenable that most people don’t know about until after they can use them.

[tma-thoughts]

Im still thinking about that post about chiropractors being pseudoscience. Bc like,, no?? At least in America chiropractic is regulated in all 50 states. You have to go to college and get a degree to legally give chiropractic services. And the reason you might associate them with mlms is bc yes, they do often recommend essential oils and aromatherapy. Bc aromatherapy is also a real thing?? That helps people??? You guys know that right. Right??

[afxendelta96]

Couple of college degrees and authorizations I got through the air force,

Urology and combat urology.

Chiropractics,

Law

Engineering, combat engineering

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