#chimp real

[potatochip-oc-dump]

i think it's about time I introduce you to Chimp

and also the forbidden comic where Chip says fuck

[excitementshewrote]

[ape-apocalypse]

can you reccomend some of the documentaries you watched about apes?

Funny enough, I've been planning on making a list of documentaries so thanks for the push! I’ve watched a bunch to hype up for Kingdom and I’ll keep watching as we wait for POTA news. These are what I've been able to find with my various subscription services and internet access in the USA so their availability may vary for you. Also a warning that, due to these being non-fiction documentaries there is very real footage of animal injuries and death (from both humans and natural circumstances).

Monkey Business (Amazon Prime) - A long running show (9 seasons) about a primate rescue center in the UK. I really loved this one because you got to follow apes of the course of years. I even cried when one ape who had been there from the first season passed away in the final season. The show mostly focuses on chimps and orangutans but also features lemurs, woolly monkeys, gibbons and other species. The center focuses on giving the animals in their care the most natural life they can in captivity, and also assists in breeding programs for several endangered species. Jane Goodall even comes out in one episode to present them with an award for excellent enclosure construction. The theme song is very loud and distinctive, the point that my roommate asked how long this series was because she could hear the theme song coming from my room for weeks as I went through all 9 seasons. Highly recommend this one because the personalities of the apes really stand out when you spend literal years with them; it's worth the time commitment, I loved it.

(Also in making sure I had all the details about this show right, I learned there was a follow up show called Monkey Life that featured Andy Serkis himself narrating the first season and they seem to all be available on YouTube for free so I have a new multi-season show to watch now, thank you!!!)

Orangutan Jungle School (YouTube) - Rescue group dedicated to teaching young orangutans how to survive in the wild so they can be released when they're older. Only the first two episodes of this show are available on YouTube for free but I also devoured any clips I could find. I found this show particularly hilarious because the baby orangs are adorable. They cry when they don't get their cups of milk fast enough or when they can't figure out how to crack into a coconut. I always see adult orangutans as slow moving, so the activity and demanding personalities of the babies delighted me. If nothing else, watch these two clips because I have watched the clips of the babies screaming and the humans overreacting to fake snakes on repeat for ages.

Chimp Empire (Netflix) - Two chimpanzee groups in Uganda's Ngogo forest face off over territory and food, while each group faces their own struggles from within. This one is about wild chimps and it is fascinating to see their natural ways outside of rescue centers. The cinematography is gorgeous; I'd love to know how they got all these shots without disturbing the chimps. It's only 4 episodes; I wish it was longer but it packs a lot into its short run time.

Meet The Chimps (Disney+) - A one season show focusing on chimps living in a rescue center in Louisiana. A single season show so you don't get a lot of time with the chimps but it's got a much smaller number of chimps to get to know than Monkey Business. Also the troops are housed near each other so it's interested to see the dominance displays, even through a fence. My favorite part was near the end with the mystery of who was the father of an accidental baby. I guessed wrong!

Kingdom Of The Apes: Battle Lines (Disney+) - Two separate ape groups, one of chimps and the other of gorillas, sort out fights for dominance and leadership of the troop in their own ways. Personally I didn't like this one. Jumping back and forth between gorillas and chimps in a documentary less than an hour didn't leave me very invested, but I thought I'd add it if anyone was interested.

I'll throw in a couple podcasts too, should be free on your preferred podcast app:

Ologies, one episode on primatology and a separate episode on gorillaology

National Park After Dark, a two-part episode on the life, work, and murder of Dian Fossey, a primatologist who worked with gorillas and wrote the book 'Gorillas In the Mist'

The Wild With Chris Morgan, an episode on orangutans called People Of The Forest

There are a lot more documentaries I want to watch, especially several for free on YouTube. I hope this list is of interest to you and I welcome recommendations from anyone else.

[dandeyrain]

i genuinely don't mean this in a like. condescending way. but reading people talk about how Confusing and Nonsensical and Overpacked boy and the heron is make me feel insane. every single plot point is clearly spelled out; frankly, one of my only critiques of the movie is that i wish they'd left some of it LESS clear. yes, the second half is rich in dreamlike fantasy, but the story never breaks its own rules, and before every major reveal in the fantasy world theres an extremely obvious explanation — almost too on the nose to even call it foreshadowing — from somebody. like i just don't understand how anybody finds it impossibly confusing and weird and bad to engage with

[kryptonbabe]

"...want to buy a chimp a drink?"

From Justice League Dark #1 (2018) by James Tynion IV & Álvaro Martínez Bueno

[faunandfloraas]

Nothing like a fanmeeting video. Lee know dressed as an otaku yelling Seungmin-kun with glow sticks only for the camera to pan over to seungmin dressed like Jane Goodall holding an orangutan plush.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

WORK FUCKING STINKS TODAY BTW

[sentientunconsciousness]

No because why did CreepCast have to do me dirty like that with a monkey-mauling story at 11pm when they KNOW I’m TERRIFIED of chimps AND have an unobstructed view of my staircase??????!!!!

[theneonghosts]

This just gives vibes

[aloeverawrites]

The only reason I can put up with humanity sometimes is because I’m a vegan and I’ve spent so long convincing people that we’re animals too I’ve begun to believe it.

Like I would not yell at a dog for being annoying so I will not yell at a Greg. He’s just an animal. He just wasn’t socialised properly. He just needs a snack and a time out and I’m sure we can settle this like adults.

It’s also helped me be kinder to myself, like when the world feels like it’s falling apart that probably means I need enrichment so I have to take myself for a walk. Nine times of our ten the problem is fixed

[texasthrillbilly]

The Robinson children.

[potatochip-oc-dump]

what do you mean ive only posted about chimp real One Time they live in my brain every day. what would i do without chimp real

[medicinemane]

Ok, but does it explicitly say in the constitution that the president has to be human

It's been made so clear over the past few years intent will not be taken into account, only word for word from the constitution (and that can be ignored too)

Listen, all I'm saying is wouldn't you rather have a swarm of bees in office for the next 8 years? Or a pigeon they grabbed from outside?

There's so many good candidates that everyone can get behind if we just open our minds

[ape-apocalypse]

Baby Chimp Naming Contest

The Maryland Zoo welcomed a new baby girl chimp on June 10, 2024. Her mother Rozi (which means 'rose' in Swahili) was unable to give her enough milk so she is being raised by the keepers for the time being.

The zoo is holding a contest to name the baby chimp. The three names up for voting are Astrid, Iris, and Ivy. A donation towards the name of your choice helps with the baby's care and the zoo's conservation efforts. It runs until July 31, 2024 and the name will be announced on August 1st (hopefully with more photos because she is so adorable!).

[throes-of-warm-tornadoes]

the 2001 planet of the apes is so good to me. like, the 1968 version will always have a special place in my heart because the makeup magic was... dare i say... very magical, but i liked how the 2001 one leaned into a more biologically accurate angle. like, those are straight up apes. no wonder humans aren’t speaking as a survival tactic, those things could hurt you without even trying. again, the 1968 one was so good and impressive but the fact that taylor could overpower the actors that were playing gorillas was a little jarring lol. which makes sense, cos so much of his escape plan relied on him being strong enough to push people out of the way.

this isn't a complaint btw! they're just people in costumes---they are still very much giving ape, but there wasn't much they could do about that on a physical level. so, when the 2001 had these big hulking gorillas and more accurate looking chimpanzee faces on the screen, i appreciated that detail about the humans exploiting their fear of the water. it leveled the playing field without making the fight against the apes look like a losing battle

[goodeye-cyborg]

The actual real problem with being a 🤢 creative person 🤢 is that my brain will absolutely not let go of this godawful idea for a visual novel about chimpanzees go. I do not want to make a visual novel about chimps.