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medimuses · 2 years ago

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got a job at kfc, i'm so excited!

#♰ 𝔒𝔲𝔱 ��𝔣 𝔉𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰. ( ooc )#chicken time

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spukunky · 11 months ago

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Post 5 was long

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

#post 5 #chicken #chicken time

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canisalbus · 8 months ago

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✦ Picciriddu ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #chicken acquired #I tend to think Machete was a restless baby but a very well behaved shy and unobtrusive toddler #the overarching theme of his early childhood was being sick in a way or another for the majority of the time #he's originally from Sicily so I tried to depict a native Siciliana chicken but I think I might've made her a little too sturdy #his mom makes a cameo too #as well as a battalion of snails #he likes snails

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kedreeva · 1 year ago

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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts

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vonspe · 2 months ago

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doodling to get emmrook out of my system(its not working)

#dragon age the veilguard #iinadraws #crow rook #emmrich volkarin #i have 184 ideas rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken but so little time #emmrook

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marciaillust · 1 month ago

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almost blown out bsky / twt / ig

#illustration #digital art #original art #artists on tumblr #character art #marcia #marciaillust #lowkey a rkgk but a true Marcia rkgk would not be getting posted at all #ive had this babygirl in the dumpster folder for a while but i fished her out to finish her #dumpster folder is where drawings go to play with other drawings and run around the farm before i move them to the external drive #the reason she was in there was um i gave up when drawing her feet #truly feet are the hands of the legs #i wouldnt say i mastered hands but i feel pretty comfortable drawing them nowadays #feet on the other hand? jesus christ #someone make them make sense #I MIGHT HAVE FINISHED MY WORK SEASON FOR 2024 BTW #work as in dayjob as in brawl stars #it depends on what my boss will say monday and if there is any actionable feedback #i am in desperate need of free time #bro you have no idea the way ill go to SLEEP WHEN I CAN #OHHHHHOHOHOHOHO #orion hit on the head has nothing on the speed with which i will collapse #the alternative caption on this post was 'you best not be trying to blow out my flame bro' but i chickened out

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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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pangur-and-grim · 4 months ago

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HE'S CHANGING COLOUR???

#no more raw chicken man #I guess he was too sick to develop pigment this whole time???#belphegor

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

#not a shitpost #and as long as you are alive there will be another good moment waiting for you in the future #the profound joy of your favorite foods #the incalculable luxury of waking up and lounging in bed and falling back asleep #a cold glass of water after a walk in the hot sun #petting an excited dog. a cat rubbing up against your ankle. the sight of a confused chicken #glorious these beads we string together to form our own existence #getting older means time is passing. and i hope you are passing that time in ways that make you happy #i hope you have so many moments of joy that they can be as easily counted as drops of water in the ocean

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imageartifacts · 2 months ago

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Fully clothed butch4butch sex. End post.

#butchblogging #yes i did have a very good thanksgiving thanks for asking #butch4butch #was gonna ask my bf if i could take a pic of the hickeys on their neck but i chickened out... well theres always next time🥰

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370005 · 2 months ago

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dream i had abt these two the other night

#homestuck #dave strider #nepeta leijon #davepetasprite #art tag #'and then they spent eternity talking about how annoying and cute karkat is the end'#i spent way too much time on this is was supposed to be chicken scratch and it ended up being so long

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byjove · 7 months ago

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my mom is soooo upset because she dropped and cracked one of her chicken’s eggs that she knew was fertilized. it’s her first time trying to hatch chicks and she was so excited. this was one of two eggs she’d seen moving while candling them. she feels so bad.

#animal death /#I hope it somehow hatches :(#they’re so close to their hatch time #chickens

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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