#cheese tax

[cheshires-wonderland]

Go off of vibes lol

[catfindr]

[sealbatross]

hey... psst... sticker sheets/?????

inspired by my friendo and our sayings lmao

[batnbreakfast]

POV: You’re sitting on your sofa with a piece of cheese in your hand.

[reashot]

Cheese Tax 🧀 (feat. Wolf Ruby, duh. Also feat. Libertarian Nora.)

Jaune: Nora, do you want cheese in your omelette?

Nora: No you fool. You just summoned her!

Jaune: Summoned who?

Ruby: The Cheese tax, the cheese tax 🧀🎶

Nora: My one true fear.... Paying taxes!

Ruby: You gotta pay the cheese tax 🧀🎶

Jaune: What is going on?

Nora: The horror...

Ruby: Every time you're cooking, the cheese come out, these puppy come looking. 🧀 🎶

Nora: I don't care who they send. I'm not paying my taxes!

Ruby: The rules are the rules, the facts are the facts and when the cheese drawer open you gotta pay the tax. 🧀 🎶

Jaune: Do you want cheese too, Ruby?

Ruby: Woof! That means yes. *wags her bushy tail* 🐺

Jaune: *Pat Ruby's head* Okay this is your share.

Nora: Oh no you don't! *yoink Ruby's cheese* This is my cheese! I earned this and no gub'ment are going to take it away from me!

Ruby: The cheese tax, the cheese tax. Hand it over quick. Or things might get ugly! 🧀 🎶

Nora: Oh yeah what are you going to do?

Ruby: I can get really loud. I'm a really barky puppy. 🐶🎶

Jaune: Just gives her the cheese back! We can't have her wake up the entire neighborhood, again.

Nora: No, this is how they get you! She's sent by the gub'ment to take away our freedom.

Jaune: You're not making any sense Nora.

Ruby: I'm not just asking cuz I'm looking for snack. This is really important business and you gotta pay the tax. The cheese tax, the cheese tax. 🧀🎶

Nora: Never! Give me liberty or give me death! 1776!!!

Jaune: This is getting ridiculous... Okay Ruby I'll pay your tax. What kind of cheese do you want?

Nora: Jaune don't be a libcuck!

Ruby: Cheddar is acceptable and Parmesan is fine, but a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind. 🧀 🎶

Nora: No, please don't take away my cheese. I'm begging you!

Ruby: There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge. PAY THE DAIRY TARIFF! The collection of Fromage. The cheese tax, the cheese tax, the cheese tax. 🧀 🎶

Jaune; I'm making Ruby a triple cheese omelette. Nora, I'll be using your cheese.

Ruby: *happy wolfo noise*

Nora: No!!!

Jaune: That's what you get for not paying taxes.

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The rusted Knight fic is still coming. And seeing the fluffheads wanted it more. You'll be getting to read it in 6 more days.

[thechicagoratchronicles]

Ald. “E.” Coyote Speaks Following “Cheese Raid” in Humboldt Park Grocery Store

Hours after being “man-handled” by local law enforcement, Alderman Eugene “E” Coyote was released after being restrained on cheese raiding charges. He held a fiery press conference to address the incident.

“I was just trying to reach for the last Shredded Thick Cut Mild Cheddar Cheese!!!” Remarked Ald. E. Coyote. “Everyone knows they carry more in the back, so I decided to crawl back there while no one was looking! People do it all the time!”

While attempting to wriggle back to the refrigerated section, Ald. E Coyote became stuck between bricks of Sharp Cheddar, Swiss and Gouda. He ended up spooking an unsuspecting employee who quickly called Animal Control. Due to high call volumes, CPD arrived first and restrained Ald. E Coyote after pulling him by his tail.

“Now, I understand I lashed out after one officer unkindly pulled me by my tail, but who wouldn’t? Ya know?”

Ald. E. Coyote was then rushed away from the podium as his media team promptly shut down the press conference. The only item that remained was one wedge of Swiss Cheese, which sat on the left corner of the podium.

Upon his release, Ald. E. Coyote was told he would face a fine of $100 and 80 hours of community service with the Semi-Feral Cat Rat-Catchers of 800 N Kedzie Avenue.

After this disastrous PR event for Ald. E. Coyote, it’s safe to say there won’t be anything Gouda bout what comes next for his administration.

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Meme & Story inspired by the following Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1i0pr60/rare_find_at_the_aldi_in_humboldt_park/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[plumspider]

We get our shopping on a Saturday so there is never any food on Fridays. But I’m home from school (alone) today.

My lunch. There was no bread and the ham was gone off.

Cheese tax was given to Miss Doobs.

[kharmii]

THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX.

[cookimint28]

The cheese tax !

[little-tabouli]

The cheese tax isn't just for puppies 🧀

[beardedmrbean]

[ellsellmesoull]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

Uno reverse

Since when?😭😭was u back?

And nice pfp

[largemouthbassnation]

cheese tax with a GSP! #velcrodog #gsp #germanshorthairedpointer #germanshorthair #gsplife

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[antvnger]

Is that what you pay to participate in cheese rolling?

[suallenparker]

Pay the Cheese Tax Dog!