#cheese tax

[cheshires-wonderland]

Go off of vibes lol

[catfindr]

[sealbatross]

hey... psst... sticker sheets/?????

inspired by my friendo and our sayings lmao

[batnbreakfast]

POV: You’re sitting on your sofa with a piece of cheese in your hand.

[reashot]

Cheese Tax 🧀 (feat. Wolf Ruby, duh. Also feat. Libertarian Nora.)

Jaune: Nora, do you want cheese in your omelette?

Nora: No you fool. You just summoned her!

Jaune: Summoned who?

Ruby: The Cheese tax, the cheese tax 🧀🎶

Nora: My one true fear.... Paying taxes!

Ruby: You gotta pay the cheese tax 🧀🎶

Jaune: What is going on?

Nora: The horror...

Ruby: Every time you're cooking, the cheese come out, these puppy come looking. 🧀 🎶

Nora: I don't care who they send. I'm not paying my taxes!

Ruby: The rules are the rules, the facts are the facts and when the cheese drawer open you gotta pay the tax. 🧀 🎶

Jaune: Do you want cheese too, Ruby?

Ruby: Woof! That means yes. *wags her bushy tail* 🐺

Jaune: *Pat Ruby's head* Okay this is your share.

Nora: Oh no you don't! *yoink Ruby's cheese* This is my cheese! I earned this and no gub'ment are going to take it away from me!

Ruby: The cheese tax, the cheese tax. Hand it over quick. Or things might get ugly! 🧀 🎶

Nora: Oh yeah what are you going to do?

Ruby: I can get really loud. I'm a really barky puppy. 🐶🎶

Jaune: Just gives her the cheese back! We can't have her wake up the entire neighborhood, again.

Nora: No, this is how they get you! She's sent by the gub'ment to take away our freedom.

Jaune: You're not making any sense Nora.

Ruby: I'm not just asking cuz I'm looking for snack. This is really important business and you gotta pay the tax. The cheese tax, the cheese tax. 🧀🎶

Nora: Never! Give me liberty or give me death! 1776!!!

Jaune: This is getting ridiculous... Okay Ruby I'll pay your tax. What kind of cheese do you want?

Nora: Jaune don't be a libcuck!

Ruby: Cheddar is acceptable and Parmesan is fine, but a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind. 🧀 🎶

Nora: No, please don't take away my cheese. I'm begging you!

Ruby: There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge. PAY THE DAIRY TARIFF! The collection of Fromage. The cheese tax, the cheese tax, the cheese tax. 🧀 🎶

Jaune; I'm making Ruby a triple cheese omelette. Nora, I'll be using your cheese.

Ruby: *happy wolfo noise*

Nora: No!!!

Jaune: That's what you get for not paying taxes.

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The rusted Knight fic is still coming. And seeing the fluffheads wanted it more. You'll be getting to read it in 6 more days.

[plumspider]

We get our shopping on a Saturday so there is never any food on Fridays. But I’m home from school (alone) today.

My lunch. There was no bread and the ham was gone off.

Cheese tax was given to Miss Doobs.

[kharmii]

THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX.

[cookimint28]

The cheese tax !

[little-tabouli]

The cheese tax isn't just for puppies 🧀

[beardedmrbean]

[ellsellmesoull]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

Uno reverse

Since when?😭😭was u back?

And nice pfp

[largemouthbassnation]

cheese tax with a GSP! #velcrodog #gsp #germanshorthairedpointer #germanshorthair #gsplife

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[antvnger]

Is that what you pay to participate in cheese rolling?

[suallenparker]

Pay the Cheese Tax Dog!

[elfdragon12]

Tova seems to always know when I'm pulling out some cheese.