ellsellmesoull
For Anarchy
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...........................................................F(she/her) 20 be prepared for nothing special- the equivalent of going on a car trip and its just hours of empty fields but you see that one barn in the horizon that's got a garden and farms surrounding it and someone working there, doing their own thing and your like wow! there's someone who lives here and the barn and fields are probably theirs and everything looks like that because its their home and theyre expressing themselves. ❤️♥️
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
ellsellmesoull · 6 hours ago
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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
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ellsellmesoull · 21 hours ago
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I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out
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ellsellmesoull · 21 hours ago
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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled
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ellsellmesoull · 21 hours ago
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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ellsellmesoull · 22 hours ago
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
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who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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Care for a drink?
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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Help I dont even wanna be on this hell site anymore I got other shit to do
*dark liquid that looks like the one from supernatural's hell pro max errupts from behind me and drags me away*
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)
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ellsellmesoull · 2 days ago
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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
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