#chat; vincent

[harlowhanlon]

closed starter for: @vincentxcastro location: 100th kismet harbor winter festival

"Did you enter the gingerbread competition?" Harlow asked with no solid reason, beyond a mild suspicion of someone being her competition.

"God, you have no idea how excited I am to finally be back here. The Christmas fairs in LA aren't anywhere near as nice as here, if you ask me." A beat. "I mean, that's not to say that LA is not amazing. It's nightlife is definitely more exciting than this town's, but ..." Harlow shook her head, her faltering smile finding a renewed sense of confidence as it widened once more. "Sorry, I'm rambling." She might have had a little bit of mulled wine, already. "I'm Harlow." Her hand was offered for a cordial handshake - her parents had raised her right, after all. "We haven't met before, have we?"

[eddiestightywhities]

Hen: *I am so over this shit*

Chim: *Bringing sexy back to bowed-legs*

Firefighter #8: *Wtf am I doing here?*

Gerrard: *A Bigot*

Eddie: *Even Afghanistan was better than this*

Buck: *Yep, still bisexual!*

[mushroom-winners-proof]

[knataa]

Just found out it's Vince's bday so

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINCENT !!!!!!

[2-dsimp]

Can I request a Sfw hitman chat with Bjorn, Yujin, Danny, and Moros. Darling passed out due to the heat while they were out and texted them after they woke up to let them know what happened, but that they’re fine.

✧——--✧——--✧—--✧-------✫彡

《𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 💬》

𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙵𝚃.

✧——--✧——--✧—--✧-------✫彡

[vanyatas]

i know chamber eats pussy so good. i can just TELL he gets nose deep and doesn’t want to pull away unless he has to breathe or he’ll die.

[stygiovictoria]

vincent but he exhibits the most unhinged behavior in existence while being experimented on

[hydrating-art]

Can you draw bok-su and vince meeting. I feel like it'd be funny!

I’d imagine that Vince would know that both women were just a wee bit coo coo in the head, but yeajh

You get an extra becasue I felt silly (also might make a sibling one where they meet up cause of tha wedding because GOD these mfs are siblings)

[elvenbeard]

Glitter and Gold

upcoming masc underwear by winks uwu

[ashertickler]

help what does it say about me that I only get either gavin or vincent in redacted character quizzes...

[soundcrusher]

Death Gigas: "If he didn't leave it lying around, this could have gone differently." Hellmasker: "Gigas' right. This could have gone differently." Chaos: "As much as I hate agreeing with you two, you're right." Galian Beast: "Is Reeve okay? Is he hurt? Let me out! Let me out! Gotta check up on my cat man!" Vincent: "How does one mute the chat?" Death Gigas: "With the mute button." Vincent: "There is none." Chaos: "Sounds like a you problem." Vincent: "..."

first

[toaster-in-bathtub]

“stop sending me cryptic messages i’m supposed to be the scary one here”

[mintygreencake]

Hot Boi Summer Porter Spoilers

I just know Porter put his location on JUST for Vincent 💀

He did not pick that spot because it was "Cheap" or whatever he said it was, he picked it because he wanted to be petty 😭

He definitely has something else in mind but as soon as Vincent tried to call him... He had to switch it up LMAOOOO

"MR KRABSSSS I HAVE AN IDEAAAA 🤭" Ah switch up 💀

I love me some Porter content... My sassy wife

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

Unrelated to previous hatred of my son (/silly),

I love seeing my Narrators, especially (& mainly) Edgar, interact with other Narrators. It's so cutesy to me like- YES, make friends!!! THRIVE, BOY!!

If you happen to be a Narrator (or literally. Anyone ever) and you found a Wild Edgar & he walked up to you ,or vice versa, he'd be EXTREMELY friendly. He'd already be complimenting you right off the bat, bless his heart. He likes to make people feel good about themselves - but his compliments are also. Genuinely sincere. He absolutely thinks whoever he's talking to looks lovely on this particular day. To some, he may seem a little overly sweet but he's really just one big, happy ball of sunshine with a tail and pronouns. There's nothing to really lose here and he wouldn't be offended if whomever it may be just. Wandered away. He'd simply smile and give a little wave off before going about his day

He also likes to give gifts! ...a lot. Mainly hand made things, varying from crocheted scarves to whole entire china sets, paintings or weaponry, if you so happen to require it. But his main, go-to gift is giving out flowers! He's got quite a bit of fixation on them, its one of his BIG special interests, really. He knows all different kinds of flower symbolism and loves to gift flowers with each flower coordinating to how he sees a person/what message he wishes to convey! All wrapped up nice and neat in a lovely big bow!

If you need something buying for you? No worries, he's got it covered with his little Infinite Money Glitch (aka having literal God on his side). Need help finding where you are? He's probably got a map on him but he'd be happy to take you there and chit-chat on the way! Feeling blue? Don't sweat it, he'll be right there with you if you need a helping hand! Be it providing himself as a shoulder to cry on and a rock to lean against, or simply making sure you're well fed, hydrated and comfortable then otherwise leaving you be, depending on your preferences!

He's SUCH a big softie as he's developed (in Paraverse canon) over the years.. and I can't express this enough, he'd still be absolutely thrilled to make new familliars and acquaintances across this largely diverse obscure universe!! So when he does, it makes not only him, but also ME - very, VERY giddy.. 💞

[2-dsimp]

Hitman squad and darling who makes a lot of typos like

*hitman squad make them angry*

Darling: "I'LL EAT YOUR ASS"

"WAIT WAIT WAIT"

"I MRANT BEAT NOT EWT"

What would their reaction be?

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐗𝐃

✧——--✧——--✧—--✧-------✫彡

《𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 💬》

✧——--✧——--✧—--✧-------✫彡

[mr-1-2-3-4]

They just want to talk- @kings-out-of-pocket-hell

Keys-“Dad I was kissed at the party last mission”

Felix-“who.”

Keys-“why?”

Felix-“I just want to talk with him. I just want to talk with him sweetie”

-Vincent comes in with a shotgun-

Vincent-“I just want to talk to him”

Keys-“Daddy no!”

Vincent-“I just want to shoot him-”

[RED]-“we just want to have a chat”

Keys-“uncle [RED]?”