Just so everyone knows … ooooooh! Charlie says everyone does already!!
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can we get more dragon charlie plsssss
here he is being sleepy
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@hangingoninquietdesparation I'm not sure if I am a song but! Charlie says it might be hard to play a Jay since I am pretty complexicated!
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why so much effort for this? no one knows
i didn't know what a tumblr sexyman is and my friends had to explain it to me and they said that Alastor is one, BUT - when i checked the Wikipedia page there was only Lucifer on that list, BUT - when i checked the edit history for that page, i saw that Alastor indeed had been on that list but was later removed again without any comment, BUT - this fucking comic took me so long that he's now back on that list and this shit isn't even funny anymore, enjoy
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Charlie, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Alastor, not looking up from his book: Really? Lucifer, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Vaggie: "What do we say to the people we're fighting with, in the middle of a battle, right before we hit them?"
Charlie: "Sorry!"
Vaggie: "...no."
Charlie: "Whoops?"
Vaggie: "No?"
Charlie: "DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Vaggie: "Sweetie.... No."
Charlie: "Well what ARE we supposed to say!?"
Vaggie: "Nothing. Okay? We don't talk, we focus on staying alive."
Charlie: "Ohhh...."
Charlie: "...but, Vaggie."
Vaggie: "Yeah?"
Charlie: "What if somebody sneezes?"
Vaggie: "They're, trying to kill us. Do we really care if they sneeze?"
Charlie: "It just seems sad. Sneezing might be the last thing they ever do, and then no one even bothers with a "cheers" or "to your health" or- I guess since they'll probably be an angel- a "bless you" or anything!"
Vaggie: "You really wanna say "to your health" to an angel who might be doing their best to murder kill you?"
Charlie: "I just think having SOMETHING to say would make me FEEL better about the whole situation! You know?"
Vaggie: "..."
Charlie: "So! What's the cost-benefit assessment of sneeze-response battle safety?
Vaggie: "...you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met."
Charlie: "??? Okay!"
-in the next battle-
an exorcist: "AAAARRGH!!! ....aaah...AAA CHOOO!"
Charlie: "Oh oh! I know this one!!!" (heabutting them off the hotel roof with her horns) "YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER-"
Vaggie: (full of regret) "-NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!"
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