#charlie blunt

[theplottdump]

Orange: Charles? What's wrong? Poppy: Did you drop your stash down a well or something?

Charlie: What? There's no well- Why is she even- ugh 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧.

Orange, bro- I need you tell me honestly. Do you think I have a chance with Ciri?

Poppy: Cirillia Legacy? And - 𝘠𝘰𝘶? Is she blind or stupid? Charlie: I'm sorry did someone invite you here? Orange: Hang tight Hips I got this one.

Orange: Charles, you are a smart, handsome dude with a half decent set of abs, who cares about the environment way too much.

So know, and I truly mean this when I say - 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹. Absolutely go for it.

Charlie: 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆? Orange: Really Really.

Poppy: And this is why women pick the bear.

Charlie: Thanks man- you're the best. I'm gonna see if I can get her number! Orange: And I'll be around to scrape you off the ground when you inevitably eat shit and break your own heart for swinging above your weight class.

Charlie: Have fun on your date! Orange: 𝘖𝘩 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵- Poppy: 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗯𝘆𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗹.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

[venaacavaa]

This is so real

[chrliekclly]

i think only charlie can roll a J

[ashlovesrescuebots]

Silly idea I had to jot down

[cradle-of-darkness]

sorry for posting a tw*tter meme on tumblr :/

[el-cheung]

Charlie Cox, as Adam Lawrence, in TREASON (2022). 

[coltprofeshseavers]

Here’s a small one shot I wrote as I was on a drive in the rain listening to Charli xcx while thinking about Colt Seavers in The Fall Guy. Listen to the song Everything is Romantic

No warnings - just pure fluff.

Everything is Romantic

Bad tattoos on leather-tanned skin

Jesus Christ on a plastic sign

Fall in love again and again

Winding roads, doing manual drive

Bad tattoos on leather-tanned skin

Jesus Christ on a plastic sign, mm

Early nights in white sheets with lace curtains

Capri in the distance

Colt and Jody are finally on the beach vacation they spoke about on a buzzing walkie talkie around two years ago. A holiday that Colt had dreamt about, drinking spicy margaritas on a beach in their swimming costumes as she called it, laying on the soft sand for hours with no stunts to perform, no cameras to operate. It was finally a reality and Colt couldn’t get enough of it.

This wasn’t planned but Colt surprised Jody and insisted that the only way he would recover is on a beach in Capri, sipping margaritas and chilling down to Taylor Swift, with Jody in his arms this time.

So here they are, in a quaint little hotel room on the Italian coastline. Jody is reading a book in the balcony from where she can see the blues of the water. Colt is getting his much-deserved rest after all the drama that unfolded.

She’s engrossed in her book when she hears his sleepy morning voice calling her, “Jods, where’d you go?”

He’s a vision — lying tangled in the pristine white sheets — the faint sun from the French style windows making his tanned skin glow afresh. She pulls the curtains as she smiles and walks to the bed, “Hi” she whispers as bends down to ruffle his fading blonde hair, softer to touch than they look.

He’s in a haze but can’t help the grin that catches his face, his eyes crinkling at the corners at her touch. “I’ve missed you” he says.

“I’ve just been out reading for 30 minutes Colt, I was there the entire night even when you were snoring in my ear.”

“That’s way too long Jods, you know I gotta hold you or my brain stops functioning“ he smirks.

“Well we can’t have that can we now?” she animatedly says, as she climbs into the bed next to him. Her head on his chest, his arm around her waist, just the way it was meant to be.

Colt falls into slumber again as Jody runs her hands through his hair, golden in the sunlight now peeking from the white lace curtains.

In a place that can make you change

Fall in love again and again

Colt drives through the coastal roads of Capri, Jody in the passenger seat laughing about something he just said and also years ago when they met, when they fell in love. Jody realises falling in love with Colt wasn’t something that happened in a particular moment, it was every minute and day that she spent with him. She learns that falling in love with Colt is a bit like breathing, it keeps on happening and it is what keeps her alive really. Everything with Colt is romantic.

For Colt, Jody’s laugh is the best song he has ever heard. As he shifts the gears on the unfamiliar manual drive, vintage rental car, he realises he would do anything to hear her laughter, to have her sit by his side like this, at peace. No hospitals, no accidents, no injuries, no Tom and no Gail. He wants to be with her, he doesn’t quite see the point in his life if there’s no Jody to come home to. He doesn’t quite care about the stunts anymore if Jody isn’t behind the camera cheering him on. After years of his career taking priority in his life, he finally feels like he’s ready to settle down with Jody. These few days in Capri have given him a glimpse of what life would be like: slow mornings in bed, how Jody would wake up first and make him coffee, she would also make him try her Yorkshire tea some times, bickering over breakfast and day drinking on beach. He knows the rest of his life won’t be like a vacation, but with Jody, it would be pretty damn close. He remembers the movie where the romantic leads get stuck in a time loop and have to live the same day over and over again. He realises how close his life would be to that, every day, coming home to Jody and falling in love with her all over again.

Jody breaks his train of thought when she says, “wow it’s just like in the movies right? This view?” looking out of the car window at the serene views of the ocean.

Colt only looks at her when he replies, “even better than the movies really.”

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[theplottdump]

What was now turned into a walk around the the campsite. Having been in a state of shock during much of the visit yesterday, Poppy finally had time to take in her surroundings properly.

And they were… 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 to say the least.

Poppy: Self Actualization huh? Y'know- I knew you were a little fruity. And not just because of the whole name thin-

He cut her off, his tone souring again.

Orange: Poppy what are you actually doing here?

Poppy: I told you- Community Service, and it gets me out of work for a while so it's a bonus. Orange: You're lying. I don't know why, but I can tell. Poppy: And does that bother you? Orange: More than it probably should.

Poppy: Let's just ignore all that for now. This camp, it's a little weird right? The people here, the energy- Orange: 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳. Poppy: Tell me everything.

Orange: Would you find it strange if your talent agency booked you for a social media retreat in a place with no cell service? You can't even get a vehicle out this far, they had to helicopter us in from town. Poppy: Sounds Luxurious? Orange: That's what I thought at first too.

Orange: But then things started getting, I don't know a little creepy? Poppy: How so? Orange: Mostly cause of that Shepherd dude. He's nonstop about paths and aligning ourselves with the greater universe. He acts all chill, but there's some seriously dark vibes coming off him.

Poppy: Who else is staying here? Orange: Besides us and your mom? Vanessa Jeong, Penny Pizzazz -whom Brycen has been trying to crack all week, he keeps trying to come onto her but I think she just likes fucking with him. There's Baby Ariel, though I think I've seen her awake like twice. And uh, there's-

Charlie: 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚!

[victusinveritas]

Comment:

'I’d love Charlie having no idea who Chappell Roan is.

Charlie: “What’d you say you do again?”

Roan: “I write and perform music.”

Charlie: “Oh, no shit? Me too. Have you heard of The Nightman Cometh? I mostly write about like… ghouls and… spiders.”

—

And then the inevitable moment when the gang, who was blowing him off the whole time, realized Charlie has been hanging out with Chappell Roan.

Dee: “You’ve been hanging out with Chappell Roan this entire time?! Famous pop star Chappell Roan?”

Charlie: “I told you all I was!”

Dennis: “No, Charlie, you said you were ‘getting high with a talking sponge, a child with a giant head who speaks in mumbles and can’t die, and a colorful circus lady with big hair’. We ASSUMED you were just huffing paint in the closet again. Those do not sound like real people!”'

[heuimagines]

smoking weed w spacedogs. getting really stoned w Adam n Nigel. thats it that’s the post. -🫀

[outerspacemermaiid]

It's alright to just admit that I'm the fantasy...

[gender-ihardlyknower]

free will

[silly6illy]

june

[chenouttachen]

hear me out okay: pit babe dirty dancing au