#charles (asoue)
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#ASOUE#a series of unfortunate events#there is a correct answer#Mr Poe#Count Olaf#Uncle Monty#montgomery montgomery#Aunt Josephine#Sir ASOUE#Charles ASOUE#Vice Principal Nero#Esme Squalor#Jerome Squalor#Hector#asoue polls#i finished the series but my hyperfixation continues
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List of Snicket-Verse Characters I headcanon as Asian Descent, Fully or Partly, with the One (1) Book Canonical Asian Character
The One (1) Book Canonical
Haruki [Murakami]: Japanese. Originally born in Kyoto in the Fushimi-ku ward, Haruki and his family moved to the City when he was six due to his father’s job (in the organization). When it comes to reading and writing Japanese, it isn’t as perfect as people assume, for Haruki spend more of his childhood reading and writing in English. Speaking Japanese though, Haruki can 100% do.
Headcanons Characters, ATWQ
Dashiell Qwerty: Chinese descent. Qwerty is an alias surname his family uses when out in the field for VFD. His real surname is Qiao, and whenever not in the field, volunteers call him Qiao. Or ‘Q’, if they can’t pronounce it. Dashiell has a technical middle name; his Chinese given name, Qiang. Dashiell is (was) only call Qiang by his parents.
Jackie’s Grandfather: Korean. Jackie’s grandfather full name in western order, is Pyong-ho Ahn, nickname in his youth as Moray. Phyong-ho used to manage Moray Wheels in the past in addition to racing, before retiring and allowing Jackie to take over. Phyong-ho by the present no longer goes by Moray, unless you’re a very close friend of his.
Jackie (Ahn): Korean descent. Jackie is really Jackie’s first name, though they do accept the Korean name their grandfather gave them: Jae-kyung. Jackie only answers to Jae-kyung if it’s spoken by their grandfather, their parents (now decease), and their aunt and uncle and cousin who lives in the City, finding it something special meant for family only.
The Talkie Brothers: Asian descent of different nationalities. Arthur Takei is of Japanese descent. Amit Sharma is of Indian descent. ‘Talkie Brothers’ came because many couldn’t pronounce Takei. They thought about going by “the Sherman Brothers” for some couldn’t pronounce Sharma correctly either, but that is used by a real pair of musically talent brothers.
Alice Lost, nee Takei: Japanese descent. The younger sister of Arthur Takei, Alice has a great talent of doing origami. She can make anything out of a piece of paper, but her specialty was making paper cranes. In fact, before her death, Alice was aiming to create 1,000, and had reached 1,000 exactly when the fire broke out at the Lost Arms.
Ornette Lost: Biracial. Japanese descent from her mother Alice, Irish descent from her father (Prosper immigrated to SBTS as a child with his parents). Ornette’s talent of (paper) sculptures came from watching her mother folding origami paper into cranes. Ornette feels connected to her mother when making origami cranes, and aims to fold 1,001 in her memory.
Headcanon Characters, ASOUE
Captain Widdershins: (French) Chinese Cambodian on Father’s side, and native Cambodian (Khmer) on Mother’s side. Widdershins does his best to feel connected to his former home country, be celebrating holidays that he can barely recall celebrating, making meals if the ingredients available, or speaking Khmer to himself and sometimes around Fiona. For that last one, Widdershins gave Fiona a Khmer [nick]name, though after an interaction with a volunteer, had Widdershins stopping it. Post-canon, he starts saying Fiona’s Khmer [nick]name again, usually when it's just the two of them.
Raymond ‘Q’ Quagmire: Chinese descent. Raymond is an adopted Quagmire due to his brother Dashiell’s death/murder. Raymond, like Dashiell, has a technical middle name that is his Chinese given name; Jiahao. However, for reasons, people assume Dashiell’s Chinese given name is Raymond’s, made worse because many had forgot Raymond and Dashiell are related.
Joan Quagmire [nee Morstan]: Chinese descent. Joan’s birth surname is Lau; Morstan is the surname of her adopted family. Two of Joan’s favorite games to play are Mahjong and Wei Qi (Go). While she’s not the best player of the latter, she’s brilliant in the former. Joan likes making her children (all together) play a game with her once a week; they never won.
Alex and Lindsey Morstan: Chinese descent. Being Joan’s triplet sisters, they were forced to play Mahjong and Wei Qi with her, with the latter being the game they’re best at. Alex and Lindsey are fonder of reading (translated) Chinese novels; Alex loves Journey to the West, while Lindsey enjoys Flowers in the Mirror.
Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley Quagmire: Chinese descent. Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley, pre and post canon, do their best to gain insight and feel connected to their identity, in their own ways. Duncan does it by researching Chinese history, particularly of the Chinese Dynasties (the Tang Dynasty is his favorite). Isadora does it by watching Chinese opera (she loves the costumes, and the singing style). Quigley does with the hands-on approach of preparing and cooking traditional Chinese dishes with help (parents and aunt pre-canon. Post-canon, Quigley get Hector or Widdershins’ help, sometimes the two adults together if needed).
Charles: Vietnamese descent. Charles’ full name is Charles Nguyen, the son of two Vietnamese people who lived half their lives in France before moving to the Land of Districts. Charles worked with his parents at their swanky restaurant, Nguyen Bistro; it serves traditional Vietnamese dishes as well as French dishes as an alternative. Charles took business (and cooking) classes to fully take over, but a mysterious fire that burned the restaurant and the apartment home, as well as killing his parents, changed his path.
Sir: Thai. An immigrant that came to the Land of Districts to escape his past, Sir found work at Lucky Smells Lumber Mill as a regular employee, before getting promoted to foreman. When the owner Smogface Wiley died, the mill was doom to close. However, Sir managed to get a trial run as boss, and later became the new permanent owner. Sir’s cousins working at the Mill is true; they’re the ones who made Sir escape his past in the first place. Sir had no qualms on the conditions they’re working, seeing how he survived it and worked his way upward (and maybe revenge).
(Regarding Sir’s unknown name, his first name at least, it’s Chalermchai. When he was a regular employee, Chalermchai was usually referred to or call by that didn’t require the foreman or anyone else to say his name. But when Chalermchai became foreman, people discover they were unable to say it, so Chalermchai became ‘Sir.’ Not many people call Sir by his first name nowadays. Charles says it, and even then, it’s rare.)
R, Duchess of Winnipeg: Biracial. Japanese descent from her father, Ryutaro (Second generation Japanese-Canadian), and French from her mother, Sabine (French from France and French Canadian). R is a naming pattern from her father’s family, for in Sabine’s family, no one ever had an ‘R’ name before (Sabine does have the alias of ‘Rhea’ though). R isn’t connected to her Japanese heritage as much as she likes; the most she knows of is Japanese theater, mainly Kabuki. The R engrave ring was something Sabine did herself, much to her mother (R’s Grand-Mère Thea) disapproval, for Sabine wanted the ring to be special for R when she gets it.
R’s heir, Ramona Q, and the Q stands for Quach (Quách): She's the daughter of two Vietnamese refugees who were very good friends with R. They confided to R about the odd interactions Ramona had with her local librarian, leading to R telling them things to do to keep their daughter safe. When Ramona’s parents died in a fire, R decided to adopt Ramona to lessen VFD’s influence. R loves Ramona very much, being an honorary aunt to the girl before adopting her, and does her best to let Ramona be connected to her culture (clothing, music, food; food is most common and accessible one of all).
#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#atwq#all the wrong questions#dashiell qwerty#alice lost#ornette lost#captain widdershins#mr. quagmire#mrs. quagmire#quagmire triplets#duncan quagmire#isadora quagmire#quigley quagmire#charles asoue#sir asoue#duchess of winnipeg#haruki [murakami]#headcanons#book verse#tagging only those that i feel are more noticeable/known#charles#sir#r
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A long in the making redesign of Charles, in one of the happier days at Lucky Smells Lumbermill (and with Sir).
(This is actually Redesign #3; #2 was never posted.)
#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#charles#charles asoue#badlydrawndrawning art#traditional art#pencil drawing#underneath the jacket is a sweater vest and tie
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Having thoughts. Having fic thoughts. Thinking about how I could torture this poor man even more than Sir does
Rhys Darby as Charles in A Series of Unfortunate Events S1:E7+E8 ⪼ being an afterthought, getting rejected, and being so brave about it
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yeah
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3am
Me: *Insomnia*
Intrusive thoughts: So, Netflix Charles was definitely a switch forced to live as bottom that transitioned into a switch forced to live as a top because, in spite of previously being in a heterosexual marriage, Jerome has never topped anything but an ice cream Sunday.
Me: *sighs* I have to post that because of the phrase "never topped anything but an ice cream Sunday" now, don't I?
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Reblog If you want to be moots :)
#cherik#erik lensherr#charles x erik#charles xavier#bpd#erik lehnsherr#magneto#borderline personality disorder#magneto x professor x#ruth lensherr#lana del rey#marauders#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#dadneto#magnet family#lorna dane#sirius black#remus x sirius#feminism#dyke#lesbian#asoue#violet baudelaire#klaus baudelaire#sunny baudelaire#gay
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Charles!!!! Charles is The babygirl of all time
I've come to a troubling conclusion tonight: I can't figure out which male ASOUE character is the proverbial "babygirl" of the bunch. Like, in the Loki fandom it's easy, but ASOUE? I'm drawing a blank.
Sounds off in the notes, people. Help a sister out.
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if it' "other", tell me in the comments
#a good girls guide to murder#great expectations charles dickens#brave new world#asoue#pjo#C'MON GUYS
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ASOUE characters: How popular are they on Ao3?✨📚😎😮🫢
No.of fics with each character in them
Baudelaires:
Beatrice: 417
Bertrand: 257
🔧Violet: 977 🏆
📚Klaus: 822
🍳 Sunny: 662
👶 Beatrice II: 192
Quagmires:
Mrs Quagmire: 34
Mr Quagmire: 28
🖋️Isadora: 369 🏆
🗞️ Duncan: 367
🗺️ Quigley: 332 (Surprising tbh, I thought he’d win out of the triplets at least)
Widdershins:
⚓️Captain Widdershins: 40
🍄 Fiona: 114
🪝 Fernald: 166 🏆
Olaf+his troupe:
🎭 Count Olaf: 722 🏆
🍸 Esmé Squalor: 379
Woman with hair but no beard: 30
Man with beard but no hair: 25
👓 Georgina Orwell: 143
Henchperson of indeterminate gender: 84
Bald man: 57
White-faced women: 56 (just mildly less popular than the bald man yet there’s TWO of them- that’s gotta blow 😔-)
🎪[The Freaks] 🎪
Kevin: 14 🏅
Hugo: 13
Collette: 12
Denouements:
Frank: 76
Ernest: 92
🦄: 102 🏆
Snickets: (Take this with a grain of salt bc they have a whole other series -ATWQ- going for them)
Jaques: 347
Kit: 410
Lemony: 536 🏆
Guardians+the likes:
🏦 Mr Poe: 104
🗞️ Eleanora Poe: 14
📰 Polly Poe: 1
🐑 Edgar Poe: 10
💰 Albert Poe: 6 (Why is Edgar more popular??)
🐍Uncle Monty: 114
🐍 Ink/The Incredibly Deadly Viper: 8
🪟 Aunt Josephine: 72
Ike Anwhistle: 26
[🚬 Sir: 30
Charles: 54
👓 Georgina Orwell: 143 🏅
😃 Phil: 10 ]
[🎻Vice Principal Nero: 37 (That’s less than the bald man who has maybe 3 lines total, take that!)
Mrs Bass: 4 (Damn.)
Ms. Tench: 2 (Double damn)
Mr Remora: 3
📚 Olivia Caliban: 237 🏅]
🍸 Jerome Squalor: 104
(✨Esmé Squalor: 379 but I put her in the Olaf’s troupe section. This is just for quick comparison to Jerome. Poor guy. Ish. I don’t actually feel that bad for him tbh.)
🦅 The Council of Elders: 4
🎈 Hector: 48
Hal: 8
Babs: 9
Phil: 10
[🍎 Ishmael: 17
🐟 Miranda Caliban: 8
🕶️ Friday Caliban: 26 🏅
🚢 Thursday: 5 ]
Miscellaneous VFD members:
😎 Jacquelyn Scieszka: 172 🏆
🎥 Gustav Sebald: 78
🐟 Larry Your-Waiter: 85
👑 Duchess R of Winnipeg: 61 or 64 (3 are under ‘Duchess R’
Uncategorised:
Ben: 4
🚲 The Paperboy: 3
💃 Carmelita Spats: 149
Top 3:
1~ Violet Baudelaire! 🔧💜 (977 fics on Ao3 are tagged ‘Violet Baudelaire’! 🎉)
2~Klaus Baudelaire!!📚💙(822 fics!)
3~ Count Olaf! 👁️ 😈 (722 fics!)
Loser:
Polly Poe (with a disappointing 1 fic!😱)
#asoue#asoue fic#a series of unfortunate events#soue#ao3#asoue fanfic#klaus baudelaire#Violet Baudelaire#Sunny Baudelaire#beatrice baudelaire#bertrand baudelaire#lemony snicket#kit Snicket#Jaques Snicket#quagmire triplets#Baudelaire children#Baudelaire orphans#fiona widdershins#fernald widdershins#count Olaf#esmé squalor#jerome squalor#Charles#sir#jacquelyn scieszka#olivia caliban#the denouements#dewey denouement#ernest denouement#gustav sebald
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Your most heart-wrenching ASOUE fics pls I beg
I absolutely loved ASOUE and listened to all the audiobooks, I can't believe I never picked it up as a kid it would have been the focal point of my life icl.
But also I get that while there were really dark elements it couldn't go into the the real horror of the trauma of it all bc in the end of the day, it's a kids' book.
So here I am, begging the internet to give me the most soul-shattering bone-chilling psychotic angst fanfiction of ASOUE that you can find. Like I really want someone to retell the entire thing, rewrite the entire series but just for adults and not in a way that it was dulled down for kids.
Edit: Just to clarify NO INCEST FICS
I am of sound mind and do not want to read such trash, anyone who reads/writes those need psychiatric evaluation BC you are not normal
#a series of unfortunate events#asoue#asoue fandom#asoue netflix#asoue books#asoue fanfic#asoue fic#snicketverse#klaus baudelaire#violet baudelaire#count olaf#kit snicket#lemony snicket#beatrice baudelaire#charles baudelaire#sunny baudelaire
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#ASOUE#a series of unfortunate events#Lemony Snicket#Mr poe#count olaf#montgomery montgomery#Aunt josephine#Sir and Charles#Vice principal nero#esme squalor#jerome squalor#hector ASOUE
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The Complete Works of Contradictory Logic in ASOUE: Volume I (Quote Debunk 10)
Part 8 - The Miserable Mill S1 E8
Intro: I have decided to finally stop procrastinating and get this Volume Finally Done; here goes:
NCS (Non-Counting Scene): Mr Poe's opening scene where he mourns the loss of what would've been a promotion, including his panic when Mr Tamerlane phones him.
04:16 - "I'm an excellent optometrist, no matter what the medical board says."
I think you should listen to the medical board, Georgina...
04:44 - "If they were to do something impolite to me, like, for example, call me by the wrong name, I would have to do something impolite to them, like, for example, tear their hair out with my bare hands."
This hints at the Just War Theory of St Thomas Aquinas; Olaf's rebuttal force is in no way proportional...
05:53 - This scene between Georgina and Charles:
G: "What colour is this newspaper?"
C: "Black and white(?)" G: "And colour-blind, too. You must come see me right away."
I think Georgina might be the colour-blind one... probably why the medical board said what they did.
17:20 - "Was it fatal? Just a leg? Ah, call me when there's a real maiming."
Right, because a person's leg getting smashed flat isn't a real maiming...
17:32 - The Olaf-Orwell Dialogue:
Olaf: "Do I look like your receptionist?" (he says, dressed as Shirley St Ives)
Georgina: "Yes, now act like one."
Quick Note from me: ...am I the only one who noticed Klaus' worker number (on his uniform)?
36:10 - Olaf's 'genius': Olaf: "I am never taking a partner again. From now on, Count Olaf works alone!"
Also Olaf: "...can I get a boost?"
44:40 - Poe, as ever:
Poe: *sings* "But to me, there's nothing but gloom and despair"
Also Poe: *smiles* and says "Mmm, that's nice."
Outro: Well, everyone, that's it for Volume I (Season 1)! Here's to a complete 3-season archive sooner rather than much much later.
~ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist
#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#lemony snicket#snicketverse#vfd#asoue netflix#count olaf#mr poe#georgina orwell#charles#the complete works of contradictory logic#tcwocl#that's not how the story goes#lemony randomly singing on a mountaintop lmao#no happy endings not here and not now#this tale is all sorrows and woes#seriously though:#malina weissman (and her singing voice): GORGEOUS
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The Garden of Proserpine
“Here, where the world is quiet;
Here, where all trouble seems
Dead winds' and spent waves' riot
In doubtful dreams of dreams;
I watch the green field growing
For reaping folk and sowing,
For harvest-time and mowing,
A sleepy world of streams.
I am tired of tears and laughter,
And men that laugh and weep;
Of what may come hereafter
For men that sow to reap:
I am weary of days and hours,
Blown buds of barren flowers,
Desires and dreams and powers
And everything but sleep.
Here life has death for neighbour,
And far from eye or ear
Wan waves and wet winds labour,
Weak ships and spirits steer;
They drive adrift, and whither
They wot not who make thither;
But no such winds blow hither,
And no such things grow here.
No growth of moor or coppice,
No heather-flower or vine,
But bloomless buds of poppies,
Green grapes of Proserpine,
Pale beds of blowing rushes
Where no leaf blooms or blushes
Save this whereout she crushes
For dead men deadly wine.
Pale, without name or number,
In fruitless fields of corn,
They bow themselves and slumber
All night till light is born;
And like a soul belated,
In hell and heaven unmated,
By cloud and mist abated
Comes out of darkness morn.
Though one were strong as seven,
He too with death shall dwell,
Nor wake with wings in heaven,
Nor weep for pains in hell;
Though one were fair as roses,
His beauty clouds and closes;
And well though love reposes,
In the end it is not well.
Pale, beyond porch and portal,
Crowned with calm leaves, she stands
Who gathers all things mortal
With cold immortal hands;
Her languid lips are sweeter
Than love's who fears to greet her
To men that mix and meet her
From many times and lands.
She waits for each and other,
She waits for all men born;
Forgets the earth her mother,
The life of fruits and corn;
And spring and seed and swallow
Take wing for her and follow
Where summer song rings hollow
And flowers are put to scorn.
There go the loves that wither,
The old loves with wearier wings;
And all dead years draw thither,
And all disastrous things;
Dead dreams of days forsaken,
Blind buds that snows have shaken,
Wild leaves that winds have taken,
Red strays of ruined springs.
We are not sure of sorrow,
And joy was never sure;
To-day will die to-morrow;
Time stoops to no man's lure;
And love, grown faint and fretful,
With lips but half regretful
Sighs, and with eyes forgetful
Weeps that no loves endure.
From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving
Whatever gods may be
That no life lives for ever;
That dead men rise up never;
That even the weariest river
Winds somewhere safe to sea.
Then star nor sun shall waken,
Nor any change of light:
Nor sound of waters shaken,
Nor any sound or sight:
Nor wintry leaves nor vernal,
Nor days nor things diurnal;
Only the sleep eternal
In an eternal night.”
—Alergnon Charles Swinburne
#the garden of proserpine#algernon charles swinburne#poem#poetry#words#grief#a series of unfortunate events#asoue#the world is quiet here#i’ll gently rise and softly call goodnight and joy be with you all
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Rhys Darby as Charles in A Series of Unfortunate Events and as Stede Bonnet in Our Flag Means Death
#the fruit thing is like the exact same excitement#charles was in many ways a stede prototype#very different in many ways too but he's like a stepping stone to stede#ofmd#ofmd gifs#a series of unfortunate events#rhys darby#rhys darby gifs#ida.stuff#i didn't include the “takes off to search for his partner” but that's there too#asoue#asoue gifs
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asoue + tumblr, special anxiety disorder edition
#josephine anwhistle#larry your waiter#charles#jerome squalor#hector#babs#lemony snicket#a series of unfortunate events#asoue#asoue edit#text post meme#a couple of these are open for debate#particular about Larry and Lemony#obviously book!Lemony is by his own account a coward#Larry has several moments of extreme bravery but he's also has some severe anxiety issues going on#hence his inclusion in this#throw me an ask if you have something to add or want to disagree with my assessments
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