#chara: Jack Morrison

[oswaldsleeping]

Series: medusa

Chapter Title: folk voice

Chapter(s): 1/?  Rating: E Wordcount: 3024 Warnings: suicide (for this chapter) Summary:  Author’s Notes: i’ve been thinking about this story for a long time.

The snow begins.

  The motor growls in the cold, headlights flashing gold-yellow in the dim light. The storm's just starting, the once tiny flakes beginning to fatten. The clouds are a dark grey, almost black – it's going to be a bad one.

It's been a quiet drive – the music's turned low on the stereo, the heat's turned down. He's used to the cold, has a soft spot for it. Indiana gets chilly in the mornings and he remembers the dawn, getting up to feed the livestock, his fingers burning and red at the tips. He remembers Chicago, remembers the year in the appropriately named “Windy City” (remembers that that is a year he'd like to forget, thanks) - the winds would bite down to the bone. He can still feel Chicago in his lungs sometimes.

Soft spot or not, he still has enough sense to dress for the occasion (somewhat). The biker jacket staves off the chill, the leather softened with age, the colors good and faded. It's a memento from an uncle that he can't force himself to throw out, a well loved high school graduation gift. There's a stray strand sticking out of the cuff that bothers the living hell out of him, but it's always been a reliable old thing. The inside is soft and warm and still smells of sweet tobacco.

The song ends – he quickly presses the replay button. Lets his fingers trail over to backpack in his passenger seat, onto the clutch.

  There's a brand new pack hidden in his center console. His fingers itch; he wants to rip open the console, tear away that plastic, suck down a good cancer stick. Suck down a few good cancer sticks, hell, he wants the entire goddamned pack. They're 5.99 now-a-days, damned if he's not going to get his money's worth. The girl behind the counter (kind of a ditzy looking thing, baby cheeked and sleepy eyed) mentioned “Quit a year ago” when she handed him the pack. The unspoken, universal sign for “you know these are bad for you, right?”

People always think they have your best interests at heart. In true Jack Morrison fashion, he gave her an award-winning smile and said, “These things are so bad for you – this is my last one.”, walked out the gas station, and threw them in the center console. Out of sight, out of mind.

That was a good three hours ago – the roads have gone from drowsy gas stations, fast food joints, and all-night-diners, to empty land and towering trees. It's startling – he'd forgotten that all of this even existed.

  The roads are all empty, save for the stray passing truck. The jeep putters along the lonely roads, the only discernible sound the growling motor and the music playing from his stereo. An mp3 from his phone, soft and sad. Staticky with age. He knows the words, mouths along, I wish to my lord, I'd never seen your face, or heard your lying tongue...

The only movement that catches his eye is the falling snow and the stray winter bird taking flight.

You cause me to weep, you cause me to mourn...

  Pa used to play this song sitting on the porch, watching the fields sway in the mid-summer's breeze. Strumming his guitar to the barn cats and the old hunting hound who did nothing but snore.

He can see it now - the colors leak behind his eyes and bitter begins to swell in his mouth. The sun set crimson in the summer nights, the off-gold stalks of wheat, the ever encroaching night. The old Morrison Farm, a painterly memory.

It's been so long, he didn't even say goodbye before he'd left. He'd meant to, meant to walk up the creaky front steps, meant to walk in his old home, but it...just never happened. No time, no energy, he justifies to no one in particular. No time, no energy (no guts).

Pa was going to scold the hell out of him, but he would understand. He always understands.

  - - -

  (you could go back a tiny voice whispers from the backseat it's only two miles, you could go back and forget this whole bad idea.)

  - - -

  The road turns from rough, holey asphalt to dirt. The jeep continues to putter, the wheels standing firm on the ice. Joan's a reliable old gal, probably the most consistent thing in his entire life. He'd saved the money for a summer, pinched here and there, worked and worked and worked. The year before he left, he'd bought her from the neighbor down the way for a cool $600. She was a mess, but she was his.

She'd survived Indiana, survived college, survived Chicago, and she would survive this. They were the duo, after all – Jack and his beat up jeep “Joan the Warbler” (so elegantly named after the warbling noise she would make after a freeze had set in). It's one of those titles that has to be said in full – Joan the Warbler, not just “Joan”, not “Jonnie”, and certainly not “Warbler”.

He eyes the backseat, sees a mess of blankets and pillows strategically placed to avoid unwanted viewers and thinks, for a humorless second, that Joan the Warbler's been his longest fling. How...strangely pathetic.

  He turns back to the road. The forest seems to grow in size every feet his travels, the spindly branches reaching higher and higher into the sky. It's quiet, so very still. The animals have lain down for their slumber, the birds all flown south. The almost black clouds lumber along in the sky, the branches look like fingers, clawing at the heavens.

  A dark figure stands at the side of the road, looking back and forth, waiting for him to drive past. A white tail, he supposes – they've been migrating in the area as of late, undeterred by the bitter cold. They're strangely polite creatures, watching him drive past before it crosses.

There's a glimmer of something as the headlights flash (a shine of eyes, he thinks) and in the rear-view mirror, he watches it walk slowly across the road and back into the forest...strange, he'd never seen a deer with that tall before...

No matter.

  - - -

  The road stops as a sort of plateau. He pulls Joan the Warbler to the very edge, places the car on idle. The song on the stereo changes, a symphony in allegretto time - a callback to his "all classical music, all the time" phase. He presses the “back” button.

Jack opens the door, sitting at the edge of the seat. Cold has a smell, crisp and clean, that floods his lungs and makes his heart flutter. He turns the stereo down low, leaning on the edge of the door to look into the forest.

In the dim light, the well-trod path into the forest looks almost like a mouth, wide and dark and gaping.

  There isn't a person in sight – hasn't been for the last twenty minutes. In the falling snow, there is a perfect stillness.

It's not surprising. No one knew this forest existed, let alone how to get here. It was one of those well kept secrets from his childhood – the forest his siblings had run through, had caught frogs in, the forest he would jog through during high school, the forest he took his first lover to... This is his forest.

It feels like he'd spent his entire life here, tucked against the paper birch trees, nestled in the stubborn tufts of grass, running with the deers and the rabbits. Even now he can remember the dark green of the leaves, the rich brown of the ground, the white-and-black flecks on the trees that created the perfect kind of maze for a child.

  In his youth, he could walk the two-and-a-half mile stretch from the farm to the very edge of the forest, over the creek. He remembers washing his feet in the water before trudging home as the sun set, his cheeks ruddy with exertion.

There's a ball of warmth that bubbles in his stomach when he thinks about that. Nostalgia incarnate.

  He pulls the keys from the ignition and Joan the Warbler gives a heavy sigh, seemingly happy to rest after such a long drive. Jack pats the steering wheel lovingly, reaches over the center console to snatch up his backpack. He pauses, opens the console and pulls out the cigarettes.

  The headlights shine even when the door closes - they'll turn off on their own in a moment. But for now, Jack leans against Joan's grill and tears the plastic with his teeth. His lighter still has a little juice in it, the tiny flame warming his fingers.

It's so weirdly delicious, the nasty tobacco calming the shake in his hands. Once upon a time, smoking was the only thing that could calm his nervous shakes - Laura Palmer, eat your heart out. He watches the snow, tendrils of smoke climbing into the air.

He's going to miss this car.

    - - -

  At the mouth of the forest, Jack hears that tiny voice again.

  We should go back.

  He walks in.

  - - -

  Jack falls into a steady march, his feet matching the slow beat of the blood in his ears. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left – it's soothing in it's monotony. He can concentrate on that, can mark the time in his head. Left, right, left, right, left, right.

His mind toes the line between working overtime and slowing to a crawl and in the chaos between the two, he's created a sort of cocoon to lull himself. The silence is a static white noise, the crunch of snow underfoot the only thing breaking through his pattern. Left, right, left, right.

  Clouds roil overhead. For a moment he thinks of the ocean. Is this what the fish see when they look up? Rolling clouds, sloshing and churning? What would be above it, then, where was the surface?

  Flakes fall into his eyes, catching in his eyelashes. The gentle fall has turned into a downpour, a fierce wind whipping through the trees. Cold clings like the lover, fingers slipping beneath the folds of his clothes and curling around his cheeks. He buries his head further in his jacket, the burn in his fingers bordering on painful.

  He can live with it a few minutes more. Left, right, left, right, left right.

Jack hums in time with his steps, softly singing to keep his pace steady. He can tie bits and pieces of the song together in his brain, frankensteining it as best he can. The song thrums in the back of his head, the steady pluck of a lonely guitar pulsing in his ears. In the pines, in the pines...

Left, right, left, right, left, right

  There's a note on the dashboard of his car. A note in the mailbox of the farm that he can't step foot on. A note en route to his sister that will arrive within the day. His affairs are in order to the best of his ability and now...now it's the final act. The curtains wait with bated breath in the wings, ready to close.

The small flutter of fear in his chest is drowned by a strange sort of determination. He begins to walk once more, despite the ache of his feet. The snow has soaked into his boots, blisters will form soon. And still his walks, aimed for the very heart of the forest.

Left, right, left, right

  Time clicks by. The storm continues, getting worse and worse with every step and he still he keeps his pace steady, Don't you lie to me...

  How awful would it be to find his body? This sad, lonely man, sitting in the center of a forest, waiting for death to find him. How could he do that to some poor person?

No, he'll walk until no one will find him. His note has enough information, they can glean the rest if they want to. Really, who's going to care? Jack didn't know that many people, was actually close to ever fewer. People were loud and chaotic and too much for him to bare half of the goddamned time.

  His mask fits perfectly. Quiet, polite, professional. Look any further and you start to see the black-vined kudzu growing on his perfectly polished persona.

    you can't have that, can you jackie-boy?

    His mask fit perfectly. Now it's askew, cracked at the edges. He can't wear it anymore.

And really, isn't this is a better solution? This is the only solution. And sure, it's equal parts selfish shame and justified hopelessness and goddamned if he cares.

  No one will miss him.

  It would be just like falling asleep. That's what they said. Like lying down for the great, big sleep; a quiet, dignified death.

If he was lucky, the animals would get to him before the people could – it's a strangely comforting thought. Coming from the earth, going back to it – the circle of life never ends.

There's a thick sheet of the snow on the ground now – up to his calves. The wet trees smells of fresh wood, the snow smells almost tinny now. He's tired, he's so tired. He's ready for that great big sleep, to float away on a magic carpet back to the land of dreams.

He's made his peace. He's ready to see his Pa again.

  Left, right, left, right, left, right. The monotonous steps that ring in his ear, the wind of the storm, the crunch of snow. Left, right, left, right.

  He walks and he walks until his breath becomes stilted. He leans against a tree, his vision swimming. Jack Morrison is not an unhealthy person – he's a goddamned runner, after all. But he's winded, the ache in his bones thrumming throughout his entire body, and the burn in his fingertips has turned into a full blaze. His face, his body, feels as if it's burning, eyes stinging from the wind. The snow in his boots have rubbed his feet raw and it's actually fairly painful to walk now.

For a second, he tries to remember how long he's walked. The trees behind him look just like the trees in front of him, which look just like the trees he passed ten minuets ago. Jack laughs, breathlessly – it...really never occurred to him how much the cold actually effects you. He really hadn't taken it into account – at the time it hadn't mattered.

Did it matter now?

  Jack...well, he just can't tell. The tiny flutter of fear has turned into a tiny flutter of regret, and it's still overpowered by that strange determination.

  Just a bit further. All he needs to find a tree big enough, a heavy trunk, one that will let him curl beneath it. And then he can rest. He pushes away, stumbles, rights himself. Begins to walk once more.

His steps are slower, each step taking every inch of strength to do. It's so cold. He wishes his phone had power, he wouldn't mind listening to that song again. Maybe just one last time, a fitting goodbye.

  There's something in the corner of his eyesight. Big, dark, creeping closer. Really, it should scare him – there was nothing natural about the way the thing crept, nothing natural about it's ever growing presence.

  Instead, it occurred to him that he never realized Death looked like that. Didn't think it walked on four legs or was so tall. Jack had imagined it as so much more...liquidy. Gooey, drippy even. Good for Death, he muses, being drippy and gooey was probably a huge hassle.

He trudges along, one eye watching the creeping-walking-thing, the other trained on the white-and-black trees. The snow billows about, the storm becoming a full fledged blizzard.

  The thing creeps closer – he's not afraid. For some morbid reason, he welcomes it. Dying in a blizzard is a surprisingly lonely way to die, after all. If this thing wanted to go with him, who was he to tell it no? He slows his pace even more, lets the thing catch up with his long, lumbering steps. It gives a grateful snort, shaking snow out of it's mane.

  They're walking beside each other, their steps slowly falling into the same time. Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left.

It gives a grunting breath, giant puffs of air blowing from it's long snout. Jack gives it a quick once-over, his brain trying to piece Death together.

Long legs, very, very long legs. As tall as a man is long, a great, sharp snout, with pointed ears pulled against it's skull in the wind. Massive, oval paws that spread with every step. A long, wispy tail. Inky black fur, clean and silky looking, with a mane circled around it's head and neck. Are...are those wings tucked against it's shoulder blades?

  What a strange looking creature, Jack thinks as he collapses, his body finally giving out. Fitting, when you think about it – wasn't it the Egyptians that said the god of Death was a Jackal?

He didn't remember Anubis living in the US of A, or walking on all fours, or having fucking wings, but really, it's not his place to judge. Death could be a fucking clown for all he cares, as long as the job is done.

  Death spreads it's oily black wings to their fullest length, giving one, two flaps. The snow flies about, a halo of flakes exposing the forest's floor. Grass pokes from the leftover film of white, little blades peering into the blizzard.

It stands over him. It's probably quite the majestic sight, Jack thinks as Death leans down, it's snout rolling him onto his back. Death's eyes are the reddest thing he's ever seen – more red than rubies, then blood. They're crimson, as crimson as the sun setting on summer nights...

  'Pa's not gonna believe me' he thinks as he dies, watching as the thing opens it's mouth, a great maw of crystal teeth and black saliva, 'He's gonna think I'm nuts.'

  - - -

I want to tell you a story

about a priest that declared war on a god

medusa

[glossolali]

SOLDIER 76 IS CONFIRMED GAY IN THE NEW COMIC AAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!

god the possibility of Jack and Gabe having their huge falling out because of Gay Drama is sooo real now like WE BEEN KNEW BITCH

COME THRU MICHAEL CHU

I'm mostly tinhatting but anyway i'm

[ph0tonprojector]

fuck yeah

[non-bionical-mecha-dude]

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Nominated ships!

This list is current as of October 21, 2019 8 PM Eastern time, sorted by the team (if any) connecting them to each other - first the NHL teams, then national teams, then men’s/women’s hockey, women’s hockey, and other connections.  If I got anything wrong or missed something let me know.

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Anaheim Ducks

(none yet)

Arizona Coyotes

(none yet)

Boston Bruins

Adam Morrison/Tuukka Rask

David Pastrnak/Tuukka Rask

Jake DeBrusk/Charlie McAvoy

Jake DeBrusk/Sean Kuraly

Matt Grzelcyk/Charlie McAvoy

Patrice Bergeron/Brad Marchand

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Zdeno Chara/David Pastrnak

Zdeno Chara/Tuukka Rask

Zdeno Chara/Tyler Seguin

Buffalo Sabres

Jack Eichel/Sam Reinhart

Jake McCabe/Rasmus Ristolainen

Rasmus Dahlin/Casey Mittelstadt

Calgary Flames

(none yet)

Carolina Hurricanes

Alexander Semin/Eric Staal

Chicago Blackhawks

Alex DeBrincat/Dylan Strome

Colorado Avalanche

Cale Makar/Conor Timmins

Erik Johnson/Gabriel Landeskog

Erik Johnson/Nathan MacKinnon

Erik Johnson/Nikita Zadorov

J. T. Compher/Alexander Kerfoot

J. T. Compher/Alexander Kerfoot/Cale Makar

J. T. Compher/Cale Makar

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost/Alexander Kerfoot

Samuel Girard/Cale Makar

Samuel Girard/Erik Johnson

Samuel Girard/Erik Johnson/Cale Makar

Tyson Barrie/Colin Wilson

Tyson Barrie/Erik Johnson

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog

Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon

Tyson Barrie/Tyson Jost

Columbus Blue Jackets

(none yet)

Dallas Stars

Anton Khudobin/Alexander Radulov

Ben Bishop/Dallas Stars Ensemble

Jamie Benn/Roope Hintz

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin/Roope Hintz

Joe Pavelski/Tyler Seguin

John Klingberg/Esa Lindell

Jordie Benn/Tyler Seguin

Miro Heiskanen/Esa Lindell

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz/Esa Lindell

Miro Heiskanen/Tyler Seguin

Nick Caamano/Roope Hintz

Roope Hintz/Mattias Janmark

Roope Hintz/Mattias Janmark/Joe Pavelski

Tyler Seguin/Patrick Sharp

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Sergei Fedorov/Nicklas Lidstrom

Sergei Fedorov/Pavel Bure

Sergei Fedorov/Steve Yzerman

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Connor McDavid/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins/Ryan Strome

Florida Panthers

(none yet)

Los Angeles Kings

Jeff Carter/Mike Richards

Martin Jones/Jonathan Quick

Minnesota Wild

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Montreal Canadiens

Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher

Nashville Predators

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Jesper Bratt/Nico Hischier

Nathan Bastian/Michael McLeod

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes

New York Islanders

Mathew Barzal/Anthony Beauvillier

New York Rangers

(none yet)

Ottawa Senators

Thomas Chabot/Colin White

Philadelphia Flyers

Carter Hart/Oskar Lindblom

Carter Hart/Philippe Myers

Carter Hart/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Carter Hart

Claude Giroux/Ivan Provorov

Claude Giroux/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Danny Briere/Sean Couturier/Claude Giroux

Joel Farabee/Morgan Frost

Nicolas Aube-Kubel/Philippe Myers

Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Ryanne Breton/Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Shayne Gostisbehere/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Oskar Lindblom

Pittsburgh Penguins

Brian Dumoulin/Conor Sheary

Marc-Andre Fleury/Matt Murray

Sidney Crosby/Erik Gudbranson

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sidney Crosby/Marc-Andre Fleury

Sidney Crosby/Tristan Jarry

Sidney Crosby/Tristan Jarry/Evgeni Malkin

San Jose Sharks

(none yet)

St. Louis Blues

(none yet)

Tampa Bay Lightning

Anthony Cirelli/Mathieu Joseph

Anthony Cirelli/Mikhail Sergachev

Anthony Cirelli/Taylor Raddysh/Mitchell Stephens

Toronto Maple Leafs

Frederik Andersen/Auston Matthews

Frederik Andersen/Connor Brown

Frederik Andersen/Mitch Marner

Frederik Andersen/Tyson Barrie

Kyle Dubas/William Nylander

Mitch Marner/Matt Martin

Tyson Barrie/Morgan Rielly

Zach Hyman/William Nylander

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser/Elias Pettersson

Eddie Lack/Roberto Luongo

Vegas Golden Knights

Cody Glass/Max Pacioretty

Cody Glass/Nic Hague

Jonathan Marchessault/David Perron

Jonathan Marchessault/Mark Stone

Jonathan Marchessault/Ryan Reaves

Marc-Andre Fleury/Malcolm Subban

Max Pacioretty/Mark Stone

Pierre-Edouard Bellemare/Marc-Andre Fleury

William Karlsson/Jonathan Marchessault

Washington Capitals

Andre Burakovsky/Philipp Grubauer

Alexander Ovechkin/Alexander Semin

Braden Holtby/T. J. Oshie

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin/Alexander Semin

Winnipeg Jets

Adam Lowry/Brandon Tanev

Mark Scheifele/Blake Wheeler

Nikolaj Ehlers/Patrik Laine

Men's National Team - Canada

Anthony Beauvillier/Thomas Chabot/Pierre-Luc Dubois

Carter Hart/Braden Holtby

Carter Hart/Sam Steel

Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Jamie Benn/Sidney Crosby

Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Mathew Barzal/Dante Fabbro

Michael McLeod/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome/John Tavares

Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Sidney Crosby/Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie/Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Men's National Team - Denmark

Frederik Andersen/Lars Eller

Men's National Team - Finland

Patrik Laine/Esa Lindell

Men's National Team - Russia

Ivan Provorov/Andrei Svechnikov

Sergei Fedorov/Pavel Bure/Anna Kournikova

Men's National Team - USA

Jack Eichel/Noah Hanifin

Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk

Women's Hockey

Erika Lawler/Harrison Browne

Men's Hockey/Women's Hockey crossover

Sidney Crosby/Taylor Crosby

Junior or College Teammates and Other Cross-Team Ships

Alex Galchenyuk/Nail Yakupov

Alexandre Fortin/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Claude Giroux/Evgeni Malkin

Frederik Andersen/J. T. Compher

Gabriel Landeskog/Jeff Skinner

Gabriel Landeskog/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Jack Eichel/Connor McDavid

Jordie Benn/Dylan Strome

Marc-Andre Fleury/Kris Letang/Jonathan Marchessault/David Perron

Mathieu Boucher/Jeremy Lauzon

Mathieu Boucher/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Ivan Provorov

Nicklas Backstrom/Sidney Crosby

Nicklas Backstrom/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin/Alexander Ovechkin

Nico Hischier/Nolan Patrick

Nicolas Aubé-Kubel/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Sidney Crosby/Alexander Ovechkin

William Nylander/David Pastrnak

Other Celebrity Crossovers

KJ Apa/Brock Boeser

[tasksweekly]

[TASK 155: VANUATU]

In celebration of July 30th being Ni-Vanuatu Independence Day, here’s a masterlist below compiled of over 200+ Ni-Vanuatu faceclaims categorised by gender with their occupation and ethnicity denoted if there was a reliable source. If you want an extra challenge use random.org to pick a random number! Of course everything listed below are just suggestions and you can pick whichever faceclaim or whichever project you desire.

Any questions can be sent here and all tutorials have been linked below the cut for ease of access! REMEMBER to tag your resources with #TASKSWEEKLY and we will reblog them onto the main! This task can be tagged with whatever you want but if you want us to see it please be sure that our tag is the first five tags, @ mention us or send us a messaging linking us to your post!

THE TASK - scroll down for FC’s!

STEP 1: Decide on a FC you wish to create resources for! You can always do more than one but who are you starting with? There are links to masterlists you can use in order to find them and if you want help, just send us a message and we can pick one for you at random!

STEP 2: Pick what you want to create! You can obviously do more than one thing, but what do you want to start off with? Screencaps, RP icons, GIF packs, masterlists, PNG’s, fancasts, alternative FC’s - LITERALLY anything you desire!

STEP 3: Look back on tasks that we have created previously for tutorials on the thing you are creating unless you have whatever it is you are doing mastered - then of course feel free to just get on and do it. :)

STEP 4: Upload and tag with #TASKSWEEKLY! If you didn’t use your own screencaps/images make sure to credit where you got them from as we will not reblog packs which do not credit caps or original gifs from the original maker.

THINGS YOU CAN MAKE FOR THIS TASK -  examples are linked!

Stumped for ideas? Maybe make a masterlist or graphic of your favourite faceclaims. A masterlist of names. Plot ideas or screencaps from a music video preformed by an artist. Masterlist of quotes and lyrics that can be used for starters, thread titles or tags. Guides on culture and customs.

Screencaps

RP icons [of all sizes]

Gif Pack [maybe gif icons if you wish]

PNG packs

Manips

Dash Icons

Character Aesthetics

PSD’s

XCF’s

Graphic Templates - can be chara header, promo, border or background PSD’s!

FC Masterlists - underused, with resources, without resources!

FC Help - could be related, family templates, alternatives.

Written Guides.

and whatever else you can think of / make!

MASTERLIST!

F:

Vanessa Quai (1988) Ni-Vanuatu / Fijian - singer.

Marie Wawa (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actress.

Linette Yowayin (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actress.

Dadwa Mungau (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actress.

F - Athletes:

Mary-Estelle Mahuk (1966) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Olivette Bice (1968) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Andrea Garae (1973) Ni-Vanuatu - middle-distance runner.

Anolyn Lulu (1979) Ni-Vanuatu - table tennis player.

Henriette Iatika (1985) Ni-Vanuatu - volleyball player.

Elis Lapenmal (1987) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Janice Alatoa (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Miller Pata (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - volleyball player.

Katura Marae (1989) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Priscila Tommy (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - table tennis player.

Jeanine Alatoa (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Fredrica Manses (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Sylvie Gideon (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Vanissa Wilson (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Selina Solman (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Melissa Wakeret (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Junane Ishmael (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Brenda Anis (1996) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jesta Toka (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Eva Boe (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Julie-Rose Nasse (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Eliona Taiwia (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Friana Kwevira (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - paralympic javelin thrower.

Elmah Ajivi (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Paulieana Manwo (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Emilia Taravaki (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Vaina Bong (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Tisha Ronny (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Melissa Bani (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Keren Coulon (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Dorolyn Samson (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Lily Nihambat (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jane Alatoa (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Delphine Kalmet (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Lilian Sawon (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Melinda Fred (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Leiwia Tangarase (2000) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Shania Siri (2000) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Leimata Simon (2000) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Vanessa Kiletia / Vanessa Keletia (2000) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Hannah Taiwia (2000) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Ruth Tate / Cloe Ruth Tate (2000) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Cynthia Ngwele (2001) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Annie Gere / Annie Rose Gere (2001) N-Vanuatu - footballer.

Rita Solomon (2001) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Nettie Kalsau (2001) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Celestine Kalopong (2002) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Amelia Retty (2002) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Monica Melteviel (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Johnita Willie (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Nadine Kileteir (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Rina Batick (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Priscilla Charley (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Daina Kalopong (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jasmin Takaro (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Noela Bokokoto (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Clemontine Senis (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Louisa Kalpram (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Dilisa Yeoyer (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Melody Tate (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

M:

Robert Van Lierop (1939) Ni-Vanuatu / African-American - filmmaker, writer, photographer, and activist.

Gilles Barbier (1965) Ni-Vanuatu - contemporary artist.

Lingai Kowia (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actor.

Albi Nangia (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actor.

Mikum Tainakou (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actor.

Charlie Kahla (?) Ni-Vanuatu - actor.

DJ DX RecordZ (?) Ni-Vanuatu - DJ.

Hoobz (?) Ni-Vanuatu, I-Kiribati, Solomon Islander, Fijian - singer.

George Kalran (?) Ni-Vanuatu - singer.

DJ Zinox (?) Ni-Vanuatu, I-Kiribati, Fijian - singer and DJ.

Georges Kalrang (?) Ni-Vanuatu - singer.

M - Athletes:

Francois Latil (1938) Ni-Vanuatu - archer.

Nigel Morrison (1955) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

James Iahuat (1959) Ni-Vanuatu - boxer.

Mal Meninga (1960) Ni-Vanuatu - rugby player.

Jerry Jeremiah (1963) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Laurence Jack (1968) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Percy Avock (1968) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Ancel Nalau (1968) Ni-Vanuatu - middle-distance runner.

Lencie Fred (1968) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Saby Natonga (1970) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Baptiste Firiam (1971) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Simon Lauru (1972) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Tawai Keiruan (1972) Ni-Vanuatu - long-distance runner.

Bruce George (1972) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Fletcher Wamilee (1972) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Ken Nagas (1973) Ni-Vanuatu - rugby player.

Tavakalo Kailes (1973) Ni-Vanuatu - middle-distance runner.

Gorden Tallis (1973) Ni-Vanuatu / Torres Strait Islander - rugby player.

Damian Smith (1975) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Etienne Mermer (1977) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Seimata Chilia (1978) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Robert Tom (1978) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Moise Poida (1978) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

David Chilia (1978) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Richard Iwai (1979) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Joshua Tui Tapasei (1979) Ni-Vanuatu / Tuvaluan - footballer.

Rhys Wesser (1979) Ni-Vanuatu / Unspecified Aboriginal Australian - rugby player.

Abraham Kepsin (1980) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Jean Nako Naprapol (1980) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Alphonse Qorig (1981) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Samson Obed (1981) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Fedy Vava (1982) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Moses Kamut (1982) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Derek Malas (1983) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Chikau Mansale (1983) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jean Robert Yelou (1983) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Roger Waiwai (1983) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Seule Soromon (1984) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Ernest Bong (1984) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Fenedy Masauvakalo (1984) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Alphonse Bongnaim (1985) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Rexley Tarivuti (1985) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Geoffrey Gete (1986) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Aby John (1986) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Roger Joe (1986) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

François Sakama (1987) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Nazario Fiakaifonu (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - judoka.

Paul Young (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Arnold Sorina (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - middle-distance runner.

Joseph Namariau (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Andrew Mansale (1988) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Jharal Yow Yeh (1989) Ni-Vanuatu, Samoan, Maranganji, Chinese, Possibly Other - rugby player. 

Simpson Obed (1989) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Alehana Mara (1989) Ni-Vanuatu / Tokelauan - rugby player.

Samuel Kaloros (1989) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Trevor Langa (1989) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Daniel Natou (1989) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Travis Waddell (1989) Ni-Vanuatu, Torres Strait Islander / Unspecified Aboriginal Australian - rugby player.

Robert Tasso (1989) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Kensi Tangis (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Worford Kalworai (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Ignace Iamak (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Rodney Serveux (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Kenny Tari (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Roddy Lenga (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Silas Namatak (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Michel Kaltak (1990) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Justin O’Neill (1991) Ni-Vanuatu / Unspecified - rugby player.

Don Mansale (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jelany Chilia (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Patrick Matautaava (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Jaxies Samuel (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Niko Unavalu (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

John Alick (1991) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Luigi Teilemb (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - rower.

Bernard Daniel (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Lucien Hinge (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Joe Mahit (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - judoka.

Dominique Fred (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jacques Wanemut (1992) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Zac Santo (1993) Ni-Vanuatu / Unspecified Aboriginal Australian - rugby player.

Brian Kaltak (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jackson Tasso (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Yoshua Shing (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - table tennis player.

Bill Nicholls (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Kevin Shem (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Elkington Molivakarua (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Caleb Binge (1993) Ni-Vanuatu / Unspecified Indigenous Australian - rugby player.

Nemani Roqara (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Zica Manuhi / Zika Manuhi / Sika Manuhi (1993) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Joshua Rasu (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Mitch Cooper (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Callum Blake (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Jais Malsarani (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Abraham Roqara (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Kaloran Firiam (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Ronald Tari (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Jean Kaltak (1994) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Apolinaire Stephen (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Seiloni Iaruel (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Daniel Philimon (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Barry Mansale (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Raoul Coulon (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Nalin Nipiko (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Michel Coulon (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Lionel Warawara (1995) Ni-Vanuatu - boxer.

Remy Kalsrap (1996) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jacky Ruben (1996) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Alex Saniel (1996) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Tony Kaltak (1996) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Gordshem Dona / Goshen Dona / Godshen Dona / Gordshem Donna / Goshen Donna / Godshen Donna (1996 or 1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Clement Tommy (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Bong Kalo (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Womel Brandy Mento (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - sprinter.

Dick Taiwia (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Claude Aru (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jason Thomas (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Gilmour Kaltongga (1997) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Jayson Timatua (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Selwyn Vatu (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Joseph Iaruel (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jonathan Spokeyjack (1998) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Williamsing Nalisa (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Azariah Soromon (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Wesley Viraliliu (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Ronaldo Wilkins (1999) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Jamal Vira (?) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Alwyn Job (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

Zechariah Shem (?) Ni-Vanuatu - cricketer.

Robert Calvo (?) Ni-Vanuatu - footballer.

[ao3feed-pharmercy]

Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JGWiac

by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)

a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.

Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters

Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris

Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JGWiac

[ao3feed-mchanzo]

Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)

by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)

a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.

Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters

Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris

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Series: Viva Las Vegas Or: How Jack Morrison became Jack Reyes Chapter(s): 1/1 Rating: T Wordcount: 3,174 Warnings: brief mentions of sex Summary: When in Vegas, do as the Vegasans do. Author’s Notes: i just wanted to do r76 week like the cool kids :3c

No one could tell why this year's summit was being held in Las Vegas of all places.

  It's doesn't fit, when you think about it. No one thinks "important, world changing decisions" when they think of the City of Lights and nothing has really cooled Vegas' debauchery - not politics, war, or time.

  But there he was, Strike Commander Morrison of Overwatch, shaking hand with Senator Who-Really-Cares-They're-All-The-Same in Sin City itself.

The Bellagio was as beautiful as they said, the marble halls echoing with voices and the click-clack of overpriced shoes. The wine flows freely, waiters in pressed white shirts offering him bits of this-and-that. The lights make the night seem like daytime, the sounds of the city vibrating in the air.

Vegas was, and is, eternal.

  Knowing what he does about politics, Jack assumes whoever chose the location has a girlfriend in the area. Hell, most of the people here probably have a girlfriend (or two) in the area. It's the nature of politics – get some work done, romance your paramour, get more work done. Two birds with one stone, right?

He feels slimy enough having to shake hands with these people; he can't see the appeal of hopping in bed with them.

  - - -

  You don't have to be a genius to see Jack's not a "Vegas" kind of guy. The loudest Bloomington ever got was the church's summer potluck when the pastor decided to fire up the organ and play Bruce Hornsby (every summer - there's only so much The Way it Is one man can take).

Vegas is pretty. Hell, Vegas is beautiful. But it's too much - the city's too loud, too...fast. It's like the ocean, churning and crashing. The people never seem to stop moving, they just kind of...gyrate everywhere.

He won't be singing Presley anytime soon, let's go with that.

  But it has it's perks, he guess. Five years ago saw the repeal of the “12:00 AM Marriage Limit” and couples were getting hitched all hours of the night once more.

  Admittedly, it's sweet to see young couples running out of gaudy, neon churches, their faces shining with delirious joy. Even from the windows of this too-perfect, too-expensive hotel, he could see them celebrating on the streets (talk about eagle-eye). Sitting another stifling gala, in another smothering suit, Jack can't help but watch these happy couples with a pang of jealousy.

  He's no blushing bride, but...hey a man can dream right? He's never been interested in big weddings or elaborate ceremonies. They just seemed so stressful.

No, Jack leaned more towards the small and the sweet - a handful of friends, a quick ceremony. He feels like such a teenager, sitting in class and daydreaming about flights-of-fancy. He turns his attention back to the woman speaking to him, his face fixed into the best smile he could muster.

  45 minutes to go.

  - - -

  45 minutes feels like three days. When he's finally allowed to leave, he all but drags himself to the elevator. It's exhausting, kissing that much senator ass and he's really ready to sleep off this jaw ache.

And besides – he's not needed until 1930 the following night. Which means a whole 19 hours of sleep.

Christ he hasn't had that in ages.

Morning run be damned, after 2 straight weeks of 18 hour days he's going to get some shut eye if it kills him.

  - - -

  In everything but name, they're together.

  So there's no real surprise when he gets off on the “wrong” floor, goes into the “wrong” hall, and puts his key into the “wrong” door. Jack has his own room but, as with most things, it goes unused.

He never did like sleeping alone.

  Reyes snores lightly, already fast asleep. He's in a similar boat, overworked and with a staggering sleep debt. It's...unnerving – Reyes' is a naturally light sleeper, it says a lot that he doesn't awake the moment Jack opens the door.

  Honestly, Jack's surprised Gabriel hasn't asked for a different room. When he'd stormed out that morning, he was certain Gabriel would want to get as much space between them as possible.

What had the morning's fight even been about? Jack can't even remember - only that there was no goddamned reason for it to turn into a fight at all.

  Putting it lightly, things have become...strained between them. New standards of authority, new ranks, new procedures - politics has wormed it's way into their love life, a death sentence for most. Jack rubs his eyes, trying to shake the stupid fight out of his head.

  Years ago, they didn't fight about this shit. Hell, they barely fought at all.

Sure, they had disagreements, differing opinions. There's no such thing as a couple that won't have that and anyone who says different is a piss-poor liar.

But they never turned into the screaming, name calling, trash-flinging matches they are now. Jack thinks about some of the things he'd said that morning, feeling an embarrassed flush creep down his neck. He knew better – knows better.

  Still...still they sleep together. Considering circumstances, that says a lot.

  During SEP and the war, they slept back to back - both with one eye open, half a mind ready to spring into action. Between them, they made one functioning human being and, at the end of the day, that's all you need.

Do that enough and it becomes a habit. Practice that habit for years and it become a necessity. Jack doesn't sleep well when he can't feel Gabriel's back against his. It makes him fell unprepared.

  He tosses his clothes off, stripping to the skin. Taking off the heavy armor, he's not Strike Commander anymore he's Jack. He feels normal again - a feeling he never thought he'd long for so much.

  It's easy to find Reyes' hoodie (one of many) in the dark. He slips it over his shoulders, nuzzling his face into the soft insides. The musk of cologne and cigarettes surround him, cradle him. His bare skin tingles as he stumbles to the bed.

  “Move it,” he grunts, pushing Reyes to the side

Gabriel grumbles and rolls back. Jack flops onto the bed, heaving a great sigh, the tension leaking from his muscles. The blanket is soft and plush, the pillows cool to the touch and goddamn is he happy the UN is providing the best of the best for their commanders.

  Arms snake around his waist, pulling him into the warmth of Reyes' chest. Jack groans, laying his head back on Gabriel's shoulder, his eyes fluttering shut.

  "Hey." He whispers, fingers interlock with Gabriel's, "Sorry about this morning."

  "'s okay."

  They sleep.

  - - -

  He gets a good two hours of sleep before he feels lips on his neck.

“Jack. Jaacck.”

“Wuzzit.” He slurs, head still tucked into the pillow.

“Jackie wake up.”

“Dunwannah.”

“C'mon Jackie – up, up, up.”

  How Gabriel can go from 0 to 100 is completely beyond Jack. He'll never quite understand this man's bizarre form of energy storage - dead exhausted one minute, running around the room the next - really, it's entirely unfair.

  “Wake up John” Gabriel nuzzles his mouth into Jack's neck, drumming his fingers against his hip, "I've been thinking."

“I'll alert the authorities.” Jack grunts, his words still slurring. It takes everything in him to be semi-coherent.

“Don't play. I'm being serious.” Gabriel snaps, nipping Jack's shoulder. He's sitting up on his elbow now, his fingers still drumming on Jack's hip, “We need to get a new apartment.”

“Gabe we have an apartment,” Jack opens one exhausted eye, searching around for his watch.

In reality, it's not so much an apartment as Gabe's quarters on base that they'd decided to share. And sure, the place is way too small for two full grown men, Jack will admit that whole-heartedly. But it's not like they have time to apartment hunt.

  “No, a bigger apartment. Actually, no, no, a house.”

  Oh lord, Gabriel's thinking big. Jack rolls his eyes, sliding off the bed to crawl along the floor, still searching for his watch. It's one of the things that he both loves (and, at this time of night, loathes) about Gabriel. An idea will pop in his head and suddenly he leaps headlong into it, going through every minute detail, every con and pro. Gabriel's mother had a name for it - "thinkin loco".

  “It's 1:17, Gabe," Jack groans, holding up his (finally found) watch, "Did you really wake me up to tell me we should get a house? Because you could told me that when I woke up."

“Actually, I woke you up to tell you we should get married, but yeah, that too.”

  Oh.

  Well, that woke him up.

  Jack sits up bolt-right, eyes gone wide. Married?

...Married...

  “Have you been drinking?”

“No!” Gabriel guffaws, that wonderful, throaty laugh, “Why do I have to be drinking to ask you to marry me?!”

“Well, you've either been drinking or you're joking, and if you are joking, it's not funny.” Jack climbs back on the bed, irritated.

“I'm not joking either.” Gabriel's smiles, grasping Jack's hand, “We're in Vegas, after all, we could go right now.”

Gabriel seems so serious...Jack looks at their hands, studies them. He can almost convince himself that Gabriel's being entirely sincere. Gabe's smiling at him, that serene, sweet smile that he reserves for the people he cares for. It's so rare to see...

  Why would he want to marry a screw up like you?

  Jack snatches his hand back. He stands, beginning to pace the floor, back and forth, back and forth.

“Why?” Jack starts, his hands on his hips.

“Why not?” Gabriel swings his legs off the side of the bed, leaning back on his elbows, “I love you, you love me. Does it have to be more complicated than that?”

“The press -”

“Doesn't have to know.” Gabriel quirks an eyebrow – Jack hates how he looks so confident in everything.

“...A ceremony...we'll have to tell everyone.”

“No we won't because it's not “everyone's” businesses what we do. Hell, I'm not planning on telling anyone. Are you?”

"You've always got an answer for everything," Jack snaps, still pacing

"That's why you love me." Gabriel smirks

  Jack gradually begins to slow, one hand still on his hip, the other running through his hair (He can hear Gabriel chiding already -“You're going to pull all your hair out like that!”)

  And then he gives a breathless laugh, gingerly sitting besides Gabriel. Adrenaline begins to flood his body, his brain going sixty miles a minute.

  “You want to get married, oh Jesus...”

  His head falls into his hands, his eyes still wide and searching.

  This...it doesn't make sense, not to Jack.

He's not a good person, he's possessive, he's easily jealous, he's petty - this list could go on and on for miles.

His skeleton's don't have a closet, they have a goddamned house and Gabriel wants the fucking keys. No sane person would do this.

  "I...we got into the stupidest fight this morning." Jack spoke into his fingers, "We keep getting into these petty, bitchy arguements over shit that isn't even that important, and you want to get married. I don't understand..."

It keeps repeating in his head Why would he want to marry a screw up like you, why would he want to marry screw up like you, why would he want to marry screw up like you?

  “We don't have to.” Gabriel's soft voice cuts through the fog. A hand rests on the small of his back, rubbing small circles, “We can wait as long as you want to. Hell, we never have to get married, if that's what you want. I didn't mean to scare you.”

  It will always amaze Jack at how...kind Gabriel really is. His gruff exterior hides someone so warm, so unfalteringly selfless. Jack gives another breathless laugh, his eyes beginning to sting.

“No...no, I want to but...oh god, Gabe, you could do so much better.”

  Jack knows his flaws. Knows them well. Knows them very well, knows that Gabriel doesn't deserve to be tied down to someone who can barely function as a human being.

But Gabe laughs. Grabs Jack by the shoulders and pulls him down, guiding his head into a kiss.

  “Don't think I agree with that, mi luna.”

“You're a stupid man Gabriel Reyes.” Jack says into his lips, clutching onto him for dear life.

  They stay like that for what feels like an eternity, holding onto each other while the city thrums beneath them.

“Okay.” Jack says finally, his eyes squeezed shut.

“Okay?”

“Yeah....okay.”

  - - -

  They dress as quickly as possible, as casually as possible – the best kind of hiding is in plain sight, right?

“There's a service elevator,” Jack says breathlessly, his hands playing with the edges of Gabriel's hoodie, “Down the hall. We take that, avoid the media circus outside...”

Gabriel laughs, grabbing his duffle bag – leave it to Jack to think about the “escape plan”

“We need a witness.” Jack's sitting on the edge of the bed, legs shaking, “Ana?”

“Naw, not this late with the kid.” Gabriel's looking in his bag for something, his back turned to Jack, "Now where did I..."

“Who then?” Jack's hands fiddle with one another, finally grabbing onto his knees. He chews his bottom lip - he's too old to be this nervous, but the butterflies in his stomach have turned into fucking hornets and he feels like he's going to be sick, “I guess they'll have somebody there-”

“Stop worrying. C'mon, let's go.” Gabriel tosses the duffle bag away, guiding Jack to his feet, “I know who to get.”

  - - -

    Contrary to popular belief, Jesse does not sleep in his hat. He does, however, sleep in his underwear and like a fucking log.

  Which would explain why he shrieks when Gabriel hollers in his ear “UP AND AT 'EM, MIJO”

Jesse flies off the bed, lading in an ungraceful heap while Gabe wheezes with laughter.

“T-The hell y'all doin here?!” Jesse demands, his eyes darting between a choking Gabriel and a deer-in-the-headlights Jack, “What's goin on?!”

“Nice shorts,” Gabriel snickers at the dancing sheep that dot Jesse's boxers, “Get dressed, you're going to a wedding.”

“...A wedding?” Jesse scrambles to his feet, yanking his clothes off the floor, “Who the fuck's gettin married at 2 in the--”

He pauses, midway through the first jean leg and looks between the two. He knows that smirk Gabe's giving him.

And then he grins, bouncing to get into his jeans quicker.

"Well shit, if ya'll'da told me, I would've brought something fancier."

  - - -

  It's a whirlwind from the hotel, to the marriage license bureau, to a wedding chapel (who knew it would be so tempting to be married by Elvis?)

  Jack stands in the hallway, staring at the empty pews and sleepy receptionist. They're the last couple of the night, it seems, the reverend welcoming them warmly.

"Let me know when you're all ready to get started." He says, getting his cards together and leaning on the pedestal - he's got this speech perfectly, could tell it to you by heart, Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today...

  Jesse's sitting at the front pew, reading over the chapel's brochure ("It costs how much to have Elvis sing?!"), Gabe's adjusting his jacket in the mirror one last time. Jack continues to stare at the empty chairs, running his finger over the well-loved wood.

  "I keep thinking I'm going to wake up," He murmurs, "That this is all a dream and you went back to base after this morning."

That I'm going to wake up alone, is the unspoken fear, And I'll have driven you off for real this time.

"Your dream wedding would have more food," Gabriel chuckles, taking off his beanie. He's freshly shaved, his beard messy, but acceptable.

“Maybe. And you'd have a full head of hair.” Jack grins, turning bright red. God, what he wouldn't do to see Gabe's natural hair right now.

Gabriel snorts, cupping Jack's face in his hands. The world seems to melt away, time standing still – they sway, foreheads pressed together. "Listen to me,” Gabriel murmurs, eyes boring into Jack's, “I know you probably didn't expect, you know...this.

He motions around before looking back at Jack, “I know you probably want a big wedding with the fancy shit. I'll make it up to you – we'll do this right, the moment we can.”

  A lump's starting to form in Jack's throat, “We don't need to. This is right.”

Tears prickle at the corner of his eyes – this is right. This is totally, perfectly, absolutely right.

“C'mon, save the waterworks for the end.” There's a warble in Gabe's voice that he can't hide.

  Dearly Beloved, we're gathered here today...

  - - -

  When the Reverend asks for the rings, Gabriel fishes a tiny box out of his pocket. He slips a silver band onto Jack's finger and that's when the real waterworks begin.

“Did you plan this?!” Jack demands, fighting back sobs. He feels like such a two year old right now and he could care less.

“No,” Gabe's eyes shimmer, “I've been carrying those around for a while.”

“You're a stupid man, Gabriel Reyes.” Jack cries, capturing Gabriel's lips with his own, “I would have said yes a long time ago.”

  - - -

  Jack can't stop looking at the band.

The curtains are open, a shaft of moonlight slinking into the room. The city glows and churns beneath them, feral and alive.

  A trail of clothes marks a path to the bed – his body aches, heat still thrumming in his belly. The all important consummation of the marriage has left him boneless.

  “I can't believe we did this.” Jack whispers. Gabe's eyes are closed, but he's listening, rubbing circles on Jack's lower belly, “Jack Reyes...I like the way that sounds.”

“Think you'll still tell everyone to call you Morrison?” Gabe rumbles.

“Yeah. Until we're ready to tell everyone.”

Gabriel makes a noise of agreement. Jack presses a kiss to Gabriel's jaw, their fingers locked together. There are love-bites all over Gabriel's neck and shoulders...they look good.

“What time do they need you again?”

“1930.”

“Good,” Gabriel bites down on the junction between Jack's neck and his shoulder, “Because you're not getting out of bed until 1929.”

Jack groans in delight, his toes curling into the sheets. They move together, the sheets soaked with sweat, the pillows and blankets tossed away. Skin to skin, heart to heart, it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.

They lay still, staring at one another.

  “I...I still don't understand.” He says, squeezing Gabe's hand, “Why me?” The nagging doubt raises his head once again.

There's a pause. Gabe raises their hands up above their bodies, studying the way their fingers twine together.

  “Because I love you. No matter what we fight about, no matter how many times we fight – I love you. Always will.”

Their bands shimmer in the dim light in the room.

“You know, we still have to look for that house.”

Jack laughs.

[ao3feed-spamano]

Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sRYNQE

by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)

a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.

Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters

Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris

Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sRYNQE

[hiddenwashington]

mw from video game fandoms ??

alright i’m just going to list characters from the video games i know and members should absolutely feel welcome to add on to this! i would love chloe price, max caulfield, nathan prescott, victoria chase, and kate marsh from life is strange. i’d adore absolutely anyone that we don’t already have from until dawn but in particular mike, matt, sam, and any of the washington family. from overwatch having a mei, jack morrison, angela ziegler, lucio, or amélie lacroix. finally i would love to see undyne, chara, alphys, sans, or papyrus from undertale! thos are just the video games i know well but i know our members will know more who they’d like to see as well!!

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/14920103

by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)

a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.

Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters

Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris

Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/14920103

[bernzki]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler Characters: Fareeha "Pharah" Amari, Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison Additional Tags: more charas will be added as i go i guess, Pharmercy, Alternate Universe, the greatest showman au, Inspired by The Greatest Showman (2017), this is my first time writing, the oc insert i did in ff does not count, so im trying the writing thing again, irregular posting cuz work kills Summary:

The Greatest Showman AU that has been stuck in my head ever since i watched the film.

[hockeyholidays2024]

Final tag set

Behind the read more...we’ve got over 300 ships nominated and every NHL team has at least one nomination, yay!

Anaheim Ducks

Maxime Comtois/Antoine Morand

Arizona Coyotes

Michael Latta/Dylan Strome

Boston Bruins

Adam Morrison/Tuukka Rask

Anders Bjork/Matt Grzelcyk

Boston Bruins/Charlie McAvoy

Brad Marchand/Tyler Seguin

Brandon Carlo/Charlie McAvoy

Brandon Carlo/Connor Clifton

Charlie Coyle/Boston Bruins Ensemble

Charlie Coyle/Chris Wagner

Charlie McAvoy/David Pastrnak

Danton Heinen/Sean Kuraly

David Pastrnak/Tuukka Rask

Jake DeBrusk/Charlie McAvoy

Jake DeBrusk/Sean Kuraly

Matt Grzelcyk/Charlie McAvoy

Patrice Bergeron/Brad Marchand

Torey Krug/Brad Marchand

Zdeno Chara/Boston Bruins Ensemble

Zdeno Chara/Brad Marchand

Zdeno Chara/Charlie McAvoy

Zdeno Chara/David Pastrnak

Zdeno Chara/Tuukka Rask

Zdeno Chara/Tyler Seguin

Buffalo Sabres

Jack Eichel/Jeff Skinner

Jack Eichel/Sam Reinhart

Jake McCabe/Rasmus Ristolainen

Rasmus Dahlin/Casey Mittelstadt

Calgary Flames

Elias Lindholm/Noah Hanifin

Johnny Gaudreau/Sean Monahan

Carolina Hurricanes

Alexander Semin/Eric Staal

Jeff Skinner/Eric Staal

Julien Gauthier/Nicolas Roy

Sebastian Aho/Teuvo Teravainen

Chicago Blackhawks

Alex DeBrincat/Dylan Strome

Colorado Avalanche

Andre Burakovsky/Nathan MacKinnon

Andre Burakovsky/Tyson Jost

Cale Makar/Conor Timmins

Erik Johnson/Gabriel Landeskog

Erik Johnson/Nathan MacKinnon

Erik Johnson/Nikita Zadorov

Gabriel Landeskog/Andre Burakovsky

Gabriel Landeskog/Colin Wilson

Gabriel Landeskog/Mikko Rantanen

J. T. Compher/Alexander Kerfoot

J. T. Compher/Alexander Kerfoot/Cale Makar

J. T. Compher/Cale Makar

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost/Alexander Kerfoot

Ryan Graves/Cale Makar

Samuel Girard/Cale Makar

Samuel Girard/Erik Johnson

Samuel Girard/Erik Johnson/Cale Makar

Tyson Barrie/Colin Wilson

Tyson Barrie/Erik Johnson

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog/Nathan MacKinnon

Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon

Tyson Barrie/Tyson Jost

Columbus Blue Jackets

Boone Jenner/Ryan Murray

Cam Atkinson/Brandon Dubinsky

Josh Anderson/Zach Werenski

Pierre-Luc Dubois/Alexander Wennberg

Sergei Bobrovsky/Nick Foligno

William Karlsson/Alexander Wennberg

Dallas Stars

Anton Khudobin/Alexander Radulov

Ben Bishop/Dallas Stars Ensemble

Denis Gurianov/Roope Hintz

Jamie Benn/Roope Hintz

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin/Roope Hintz

Joe Pavelski/Tyler Seguin

John Klingberg/Esa Lindell

Jordie Benn/Tyler Seguin

Miro Heiskanen/Esa Lindell

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz/Esa Lindell

Miro Heiskanen/Tyler Seguin

Nick Caamano/Roope Hintz

Roope Hintz/Mattias Janmark

Roope Hintz/Mattias Janmark/Joe Pavelski

Tyler Seguin/Patrick Sharp

Detroit Red Wings

Sergei Fedorov/Nicklas Lidstrom

Sergei Fedorov/Pavel Bure

Sergei Fedorov/Steve Yzerman

Edmonton Oilers

Connor McDavid/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall

Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins/Ryan Strome

Florida Panthers

Aleksander Barkov/Jonathan Huberdeau

Los Angeles Kings

Jeff Carter/Mike Richards

Martin Jones/Jonathan Quick

Minnesota Wild

Jason Pominville/Thomas Vanek

Montreal Canadiens

Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher

Carey Price/P. K. Subban

Nashville Predators

Pekka Rinne/Juuse Saros

Rich Clune/James Neal

Roman Josi/P. K. Subban

Roman Josi/Shea Weber

New Jersey Devils

Jesper Boqvist/Jesper Bratt

Jesper Boqvist/Jesper Bratt/Pavel Zacha

Jesper Bratt/Nico Hischier

Nathan Bastian/Michael McLeod

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes

New York Islanders

Anders Lee/Brock Nelson

Casey Cizikas/Matt Martin

Johnny Boychuk/Nick Leddy

Mathew Barzal/Anthony Beauvillier

Mathew Barzal/Jordan Eberle

New York Rangers

Brian Boyle/Ryan Callahan

Ottawa Senators

Thomas Chabot/Colin White

Philadelphia Flyers

Brian Elliott/Carter Hart

Carter Hart/Jakub Voracek

Carter Hart/Oskar Lindblom

Carter Hart/Philippe Myers

Carter Hart/Travis Konecny

Carter Hart/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Carter Hart

Claude Giroux/Ivan Provorov

Claude Giroux/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Gritty (Hockey RPF)

Claude Giroux/Wayne Simmonds

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Danny Briere/Sean Couturier

Danny Briere/Sean Couturier/Claude Giroux

Joel Farabee/Morgan Frost

Nicolas Aube-Kubel/Philippe Myers

Michael Raffl/Jakub Voracek

Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Nolan Patrick/Wayne Simmonds

Ryanne Breton/Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Ryanne Breton/Claude Giroux

Sean Couturier/Brayden Schenn

Sean Couturier/Claude Giroux

Shayne Gostisbehere/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Oskar Lindblom

Travis Konecny/Wayne Simmonds

Wayne Simmonds/Jakub Voracek

Pittsburgh Penguins

Alex Galchenyuk/Evgeni Malkin

Brian Dumoulin/Conor Sheary

Brian Dumoulin/Kris Letang

Jamie Oleksiak/Conor Sheary

Marc-Andre Fleury/Kris Letang

Marc-Andre Fleury/Mario Lemieux

Marc-Andre Fleury/Matt Murray

Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury

Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury/Catherine Laflamme/Kris Letang

Sidney Crosby/Erik Gudbranson

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sidney Crosby/Marc-Andre Fleury

Sidney Crosby/Kris Letang

Sidney Crosby/Mario Lemieux

Sidney Crosby/Phil Kessel

Sidney Crosby/Trevor Daley

Sidney Crosby/Tristan Jarry

Sidney Crosby/Tristan Jarry/Evgeni Malkin

San Jose Sharks

Patrick Marleau/Joe Thornton

Tomas Hertl/Joe Thornton

St. Louis Blues

Brayden Schenn/Vladimir Tarasenko

Tampa Bay Lightning

Alex Killorn/Andrej Sustr

Alex Killorn/Brayden Point

Anthony Cirelli/Mathieu Joseph

Anthony Cirelli/Mikhail Sergachev

Anthony Cirelli/Taylor Raddysh/Mitchell Stephens

Boris Katchouk/Taylor Raddysh

Braydon Coburn/Slater Koekkoek

Connor Ingram/Carter Verhaeghe

Jonathan Drouin/Steven Stamkos

Steve Downie/Steven Stamkos

Taylor Raddysh/Mitchell Stephens

Victor Hedman/Steven Stamkos

Vincent Lecavalier/Brad Richards

Toronto Maple Leafs

Frederik Andersen/Auston Matthews

Frederik Andersen/Connor Brown

Frederik Andersen/Alexander Kerfoot

Frederik Andersen/Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews

Frederik Andersen/Mitch Marner

Frederik Andersen/Tyson Barrie

Kyle Dubas/William Nylander

Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews/William Nylander

Mitch Marner/Matt Martin

Steve Dangle/James Reimer

Tyson Barrie/Morgan Rielly

Zach Hyman/Mitch Marner

Zach Hyman/William Nylander

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser/Elias Pettersson

Eddie Lack/Roberto Luongo

Vegas Golden Knights

Cody Glass/Max Pacioretty

Cody Glass/Nic Hague

Erik Haula/Nate Schmidt

Jonathan Marchessault/David Perron

Jonathan Marchessault/Mark Stone

Jonathan Marchessault/Ryan Reaves

Marc-Andre Fleury/Jonathan Marchessault

Marc-Andre Fleury/Malcolm Subban

Marc-Andre Fleury/Ryan Reaves

Max Pacioretty/Mark Stone

Pierre-Edouard Bellemare/Marc-Andre Fleury

William Karlsson/Jonathan Marchessault

Washington Capitals

Andre Burakovsky/Christian Djoos

Andre Burakovsky/Philipp Grubauer

André Burakovsky/Tom Wilson

Alexander Ovechkin/Alexander Semin

Braden Holtby/T. J. Oshie

Braden Holtby/Tom Wilson

Evgeny Kuznetsov/Tom Wilson

Michael Latta/Tom Wilson

Michal Kempny/Jakub Vrana

Michal Kempny/John Carlson

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin/Alexander Semin

Nicklas Backstrom/Braden Holtby

Nicklas Backstrom/Mike Green

Nicklas Backstrom/T. J. Oshie/Alexander Ovechkin

T. J. Oshie/Tom Wilson

Vitek Vanecek/Jakub Vrana

Winnipeg Jets

Adam Lowry/Brandon Tanev

Mark Scheifele/Blake Wheeler

Nikolaj Ehlers/Patrik Laine

Men's National Team - Canada

Anthony Beauvillier/Thomas Chabot/Pierre-Luc Dubois

Carter Hart/Braden Holtby

Carter Hart/Sam Steel

Claude Giroux/Kris Letang

Claude Giroux/Mitch Marner

Claude Giroux/Tyler Seguin

Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Connor McDavid/Nathan MacKinnon

Dante Fabbro/Tyson Jost

Jamie Benn/Sidney Crosby

Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Marc-Andre Fleury/Claude Giroux

Marc-Andre Fleury/Claude Giroux/Kris Letang

Mathew Barzal/Anthony Beauvillier/Thomas Chabot

Mathew Barzal/Dante Fabbro

Mathew Barzal/Mitch Marner

Mathew Barzal/Thomas Chabot

Michael McLeod/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Connor McDavid

Mitch Marner/Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome/John Tavares

Nathan MacKinnon/Tyler Seguin

Nicolas Hague/Owen Tippett

Pierre-Luc Dubois/Julien Gauthier

Ryanne Breton/Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Sidney Crosby/Andy O'Brien

Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Sidney Crosby/Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie/Jamie Benn

Tyson Barrie/Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Men's National Team - Denmark

Frederik Andersen/Lars Eller

Men's National Team - Finland

Patrik Laine/Esa Lindell

Men's National Team - Russia

Ivan Provorov/Andrei Svechnikov

Sergei Fedorov/Pavel Bure/Anna Kournikova

Men's National Team - Sweden

Oskar Lindblom/William Nylander

Men's National Team - USA

Dylan Larkin/Zach Werenski

Jack Eichel/Noah Hanifin

Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk

Women's Hockey

Amanda Kessel/Haley Skarupa

Erika Lawler/Harrison Browne

Hilary Knight/Haley Skarupa

Hilary Knight/Jillian Salunier

Hilary Knight/Marie-Philip Poulin

Taylor Crosby/Amanda Kessel

Men's Hockey/Women's Hockey crossover

Sidney Crosby/Taylor Crosby

Sidney Crosby/Amanda Kessel

Junior or College Teammates and Other Cross-Team Ships

Alex Galchenyuk/Nail Yakupov

Alexandre Fortin/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Anders Nilsson/Jussi Saros

Claude Giroux/Evgeni Malkin

Frederik Andersen/J. T. Compher

Gabriel Landeskog/Jeff Skinner

Gabriel Landeskog/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Jack Eichel/Connor McDavid

Jordie Benn/Dylan Strome

Juuse Saros/Anders Nilsson

Marc-Andre Fleury/Kris Letang/Jonathan Marchessault/David Perron

Mathieu Boucher/Jeremy Lauzon

Mathieu Boucher/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Ivan Provorov

Mitch Marner/Matthew Tkachuk

Nicklas Backstrom/Evgeni Malkin

Nicklas Backstrom/Sidney Crosby

Nicklas Backstrom/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin/Alexander Ovechkin

Nico Hischier/Nolan Patrick

Nicolas Aubé-Kubel/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Sidney Crosby/Alexander Ovechkin

William Nylander/David Pastrnak

Other Celebrity Crossovers

KJ Apa/Brock Boeser

[ao3feed-pharmercy]

How do we rewrite the stars?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2rHU0R4

by Berniekimkim

The Greatest Showman AU that has been stuck in my head ever since i watched the film. However it doesnt focus on the character of PT Barnum.

Words: 578, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Fareeha "Pharah" Amari, Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison

Relationships: Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler

Additional Tags: more charas will be added as i go i guess, Pharmercy, Alternate Universe, the greatest showman au, Inspired by The Greatest Showman (2017), this is my first time writing, the oc insert i did in ff does not count, so im trying the writing thing again, irregular posting cuz work kills

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2rHU0R4

[alienfishbabe]

i will never understand people who care about jack morrison/soldier 76 enough to devote a lot of time to making art of him and coming up w/ headcanons and shit like...

theres a whole cast of way more interesting characters and these ppl pick out the blandest guy that exists in so many other fucking games instead of any of the women w/ more fleshed out backstories or the disabled charas or the non-white dudes or literally! anyone! else!