#chaotic Aloy is at it again

[hartlesshart]

Aloy: HAH HAH! Seyka: OH SHI-

[nucleqr]

my fontaine exploration team dynamics rn are kinda chaotic cos we got side a:

baizhu, hacking out a lung: so how are we all feeling rn neuvillette: like i shouldn't be doing this in public maybe miko: come on it's not that bad tighnari: we just fucking killed a guy. just like. out here in front of everyone. miko: yeah, we killed some GUY. i rest my case

and then we got side b:

itto, gasping for air as he flops out of the water: i fuckin. i got the chest i did it gorou: that water was ankle deep how did you almost drown bennett, opening the chest: that's probably my bad- oh you've gotta be fucking joking itto: wha bennett: it's cabbage. again. aloy from the horizon video game franchise: cool story also hey guys where the fuck am i,

[rewritale]

sam heughan, bisexual, trans male + he/him �� isn’t that ivor mac fergus of dunbroch? i hear that they're merida from brave. i hear they’re 44. they seem to be audacious & passionate, but also juvenile & restless. their aesthetics include notching an arrow to make an impossible shot, a dirty traveling cloak and worn boots & riding horseback under the starry night sky.

BASIC

FULL NAME: Ivor mac Fergus of DunBroch NICKNAME(S): N/A AGE: 44 BIRTHDAY: December 2nd SPECIES: Human TALE: Brave ETHNICITY: White (Scottish) OCCUPATION: Adventurer / Prince of DunBroch GENDER & PRONOUNS: Transmale & he/him ORIENTATION: Bisexual

APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: Sam Heughan HEIGHT: 6’3’’ WEIGHT: 185 lbs HAIR COLOR: Red / Dirty Blonde EYE COLOR: Blue DOMINANT HAND: Ambidextrous SCARS: Callused hands and fingers; many battle scars including the one from being clawed by a bear; a thin, linear scar on his left cheek from an archery accident TATTOOS: The Clan DunBroch symbol (a sword with four circles) on his left chest; three entwined bears tattoo on his right shoulder PIERCINGS: N/A

RELATIONSHIPS

FATHER: King Fergus MOTHER: Queen Elinor SIBLINGS: Prince Harris, Hubert & Hamish (younger brothers) SPOUSE: N/A CHILDREN: N/A FAMILY: N/A

PERSONALITY

MBTI: ESFP ENNEAGRAM: Type 1w2 MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good ELEMENT: Fire SIN: Wrath, Pride VIRTUE: Diligence, Kindness QUALITIES:  Audacious, Passionate, Righteous FLAWS: Headstrong, Juvenile, Restless FEAR(S): Making the wrong choice, being wrong, being corrupted and becoming evil INSPIRATION: Merida (Brave), Aloy (Horizon Series), Robin Hood (English folklore), Edgin Darvis (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves), Green Arrow / Oliver Queen (DC Comics), Korra (Avatar: The Legend of Korra), Trevor Belmont (Castlevania (2017 TV series))

BIOGRAPHY

Ivor, the firstborn descendant of King Fergus, was named Merida at birth. As the princess of DunBroch, his destiny was decided for him even before he was born. He was betrothed to some boy he had never met before to strengthen the alliance between the clans. But he never wanted to be a princess, to be like his mother married to some king. He wanted to be… well, himself. He always felt wrong inside his own body except when he was out in the woods. Exploring, hunting, practicing archery instead of lessons after lessons about how to be a lady. He didn’t want to be a lady. If he had a choice, he wanted to be like his father, a mighty warrior who fought the demon bear Mor’du, the Bear King who protected his people.

Though his parents wanted him to get married as soon as he reached adulthood, Merida fought tooth and claw, competing for his own hand in marriage during Highland games, running away from home or going into hiding. At least when the triplets were born, the wee devils bought him some time by stirring up so much trouble at the castle and took some heat off of him. His parents never gave up, however, especially his mother. After one particularly terrible argument, he ran away into the woods again. Except this time, his fate manifested in the form of wisps and guided him to an old witch. The princess struck a deal with the witch, asking for a spell to change his fate. The witch gave him a cup of magical tea and a blueberry cake; the tea to turn him into a prince, and the cake to help him convince his mother if being a prince doesn’t work. Both spells worked like a charm. Merida was transformed into a prince, and the magic brought him and his mother closer. Eventually, at least, after shenanigans involving his mother turning into a bear and trying to undo that spell, his baby brothers accidentally eating the cake and becoming werebears from its side effect, trying to stop King Fergus from killing the queen… and all that.

That was only the beginning of the story, a prologue if you will. Merida, now going by as Ivor, felt responsible for what happened to his brothers. So the prince left the kingdom with the triplets to help them learn how to control their inner beasts. Once his brothers were old enough, he ventured out into the world traveling far and wide hoping to find a way to perhaps revert the spell on his brothers. A hero at heart, he was often stopped by those in need of helping hands, saving people, fighting off invaders and slaying monsters. But Ivor never stayed in one place for too long, always eager to move on and find a new place to explore.

But destiny called him back home again. Mor’du was wreaking havoc in DunBroch and the princes were summoned to help the kingdom deal with the Demon Bear once and for all. Ivor and his werebear brothers fought fiercely against Mor’du at a fated stone circle, and at the end of the battle, one of the stones fell on the Demon Bear. To everyone’s surprise, from underneath a man emerged. Crínán Na Tuaighe, the cursed prince of the lost kingdom. But at any rate, the terrifying reign of Mor’du was over and Ivor was happy to leave with his brothers again…

Except now that he is in his forties, his parents expect him to settle down and succeed the throne. To find a spouse, start a family and rule DunBroch. Though Ivor doesn’t want to, he is mature enough to understand his parents and reluctantly agree to consider settling down. Especially now that the portals opened between different realms, the new adventures are calling to him but he can’t go gallivanting like he used to.

POWER

Ivor is a master sharpshooter, a skilled warrior and seasoned adventurer. Though he does not possess any supernatural strength or (meaningful) magical abilities, his years of experience and training honed his combat skills to a superhuman level.

While he can wield most weapons with ease, bows and arrows are always his first choice of weapon. As an exceptional archer, he can take a shot while running and jumping, on horseback or even hanging upside down.

His aim with bows is impeccable which stems from his ability to predict the movement of the targets and the environment around him in a split second. He can measure the distance between one point to another accurately just by glancing, and calculate the speed of the moving target and how long it will take to reach a certain point.

His sense of sight and ability to process visual input are heightened and he can see anything from a great distance away with amazing clarity and details. Even when his sight is limited, he can sense threats or targets without needing to see them.

When in melee, Ivor prefers shortswords, short spears or daggers, and he is also skilled in hand-to-hand combat.

He is a veteran horseback rider, and is experienced with fighting on horseback.

While Ivor has no obvious magical gift, he is sensitive to the presence of spirits and possesses an uncanny insight as if he sees into people’s souls.

Wisps and other minor spirits are drawn to him, and sometimes guide him. He can communicate with them, gathering information or finding paths with their help.

His intuition is incredibly sharp and he often gets a read on people instinctively. This helps him in combat as well, allowing him to predict their movements more accurately.

He has an impeccable sense of direction and often finds his way to the destination without knowing how.

HEADCANON

“Mac Fergus” simply means “the son of Fergus” and his clan name is closer to his surname. So his name would be Ivor DunBroch.

Thanks to the magic potion he drank, his body has male genitalia.

His brothers were born when he was in his early 20s, and since he raised them after their departure from the kingdom, he sometimes acts more like a father to them than an older brother.

Ivor was taught how to play musical instruments and how to weave as a child, and studied literature and singing. Not that he is any good at those. But he enjoys weaving and knitting, since it is more tactile and useful.

Although he was taught the proper manners and etiquettes befit a prince, Ivor acts casual and informal enough that not many would assume he is a prince.

Ivor has no romantic bone in his body and he is often called dense and can’t pick up flirting. He is more interested in archery and horseback riding than sexual encounters.

A terrible cook. Thankfully Ivor is not a picky eater and he will eat anything.

[frickingnerd]

alois with a chaotic s/o

pairing: alois rangeld x gn!reader

tags: clumsy & easily frustrated/angry!reader, wholesome fluff

for such a small person, you cause quite a lot of chaos! 

you're very clumsy, accidentally knocking over things during training, while alois always keeps an eye on you, trying to catch any falling objects that you knock over

you also tend to forget to bring things along or forget important events, leading to alois always having spares of everything you'd need, as always as regularly reminding you of any upcoming events

alois also helps you with organizing things, which isn't a strong suit of you either

he'll help you organize your notes, weapons or just helps you keep your room organized in general

due to chaos following wherever you go, you tend to get frustrated and angry with yourself and others quite easily

though alois is always there to calm you down again, with a kiss or a few comforting words

sometimes you wonder how he manages to even deal with you. he really must have the patience of a saint to endure all your chaos…

but alois actually finds it endearing how chaotic and clumsy you are! and he loves you a lot, so he doesn't mind all the chaos you create!

[hellcheercaine]

Since you gave us a snippet of Lean on Me in your WIP post, can we hear a little about Doctor Love? 😜💕

Here you go (it’s just bits and pieces at the moment):

“Yes?” Seyka nods, as she stands up and walks over to Alva, the nurse who was gleefully looking on at her. She was a bag of nerves, as her heartbeat thumped faster than ever before.

Indeed it is a rough day for Seyka. To fight her way through a chaotic traffic while narrowly escaping a downpour without her umbrella. Shift work was never her thing, actually. Given the pressure to make it while moving towards her goal of becoming a medical doctor, Seyka is determined to make it work.

However, the more she thinks about it, the insurmountable pressure starts to catch up on her.

A fog starts to catch up in Seyka’s head. Dazed, confused, everything in her world seems to be running in circles. “Is everything okay?” Alva looks on with concern, as she senses a strange foreboding.

Seyka collects herself, as she calmly looks at Alva. “Yes. What is it again?”

“Your turn is here,” Alva replies. “This way please. Dr Sobeck has a tight schedule today.”

“Did she said Sobeck?” Seyka thinks to herself, walking swiftly to the office. She hesitantly opens the door, where she is greeted by a familar presence—Aloy Sobeck.

[meggannn]

Megan's Blorbo Bracket

I got sick of my favorite characters getting knocked out of random tournaments and then me not caring about any of the possible winners. @perihelions suggested I make a bracket of just my favorite characters instead. So I present 32 blorbos: No matter who wins a poll, I will win because my blorbo wins, and no matter who loses, I lose because my blorblo loses. But the people who will lose most will undoubtedly be my followers, who have to sift through more junk posts from yours truly. Without further ado:

"You like so many things. How did you pick?" I limited myself to two blorbos per fandom and every pairing was randomized. I have other favorites that I left out for lack of blorbo energy, or I just wasn't feeling it, or I hit my "two per fandom" maximum. Maybe if I'm bored later I'll make a bracket of just the rejects.

"What's the schedule?" The first eight polls of Round 1 will go up this Friday, May 5. The second eight of Round 1 will go up on Saturday, March 6. Polls will have a 24-hour time limit. (But I'm not sure what tournament courtesy is; I can be convinced to make them a week long if there are strong feelings otherwise.)

"I'll just vote for my favorites and then skip the other polls if I don't recognize anyone." Please participate in every poll you happen to see. Really!

"But I don't recognize/am sick of seeing some of these people." You are welcome, nay, strongly encouraged, to participate if/when you do not know any of the contestants. Pick whomever's design or name or vibe you like the most or flip a coin. I also encourage spite-voting AGAINST ones you dislike. I want this tournament to be as chaotic and petty as possible. I do not however make any promises to change my blogging behavior based on the results.

"I don't know you. You're just some stranger I found in the search/tags." Perfect. Please vote.

"How will this affect your daily content?" My queue will continue running amidst this chaos. I will aim not to reblog poll posts while they're still live, to avoid spamming your dashboards. This means you have to set your clocks if you want to vote or just get lucky seeing a post. If there are any propaganda reblogs, I will only reblog them if I see them/find them funny, again to avoid spamming dashboards.

The tag is #MegansBlorboBracket if you'd like to follow or block it. A full list of Round 1 contestants and their fandoms are under the cut.

Round 1

Claude von Riegan (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Hopes) vs Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Fenris (Dragon Age 2) vs Jin (Samurai Champloo)

Therem Harth rem ir Estraven (The Left Hand of Darkness) vs Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle)

Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) vs Yangchen (Avatar: The Last Airbender/Chronicles of the Avatar)

Kurisu Makise (Steins;Gate) vs Venom (Venom)

Chell (Portal) vs Petra Macneary (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Hopes)

Joy Wang/Jobu Tupaki (Everything Everywhere All At Once) vs Johanna Mason (The Hunger Games)

Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn) vs Peter B Parker (Into the Spider-verse)

Greedling (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Bigby Wolf (The Wolf Among Us)

Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) vs Makoto Niijima (Persona 5)

Inej Ghafa (Six of Crows) vs Hawke (Dragon Age 2)

Atem (Yu-Gi-Oh) vs Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Miles Morales (Into the Spider-verse)

Shepard (Mass Effect) vs Yusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5)

Kaz Brekker (Six of Crows) vs Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium)

Sun-King Avad (Horizon Zero Dawn) vs Aloth Corfiser (Pillars of Eternity)

[luthien-under-bough]

20 Questions For Fic Writers

Tagged by @girlwithakiwi

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

97! I am scratching and clawing my way toward 100 this year.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

537,646 *probably at least 400k of that is Daemyra

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Almost exclusively House of the Dragon/ASOIAF since HOTD s1 aired and Daemyra consumed my life.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

i got a bad desire (baby i'm on fire) - Daemyra modern AU multi-chapter (WIP)

ain't nobody hurt you like i hurt you  - Daemyra modern AU multi-chapter (complete)

better not touch (i want it too much) - Daemyra modern AU multi-chapter (complete)

...anyone noticing a theme? 👀

I found some hate for you, just for show - Daemyra canon divergence oneshot

do you feel the hunger? - Daemyra canon divergence oneshot

5. Do you respond to comments?

I try to respond to all of them! Sometimes I get behind, but I usually get to them by the time I post a new chapter, at least.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Uhh probably i've looked at clouds from both sides now. Even though only one of the major characters dies, it somehow still feels angstier than the literal necrophilia fic where they both die.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I feel like most of my other fics have a happy ending? Both of the completed multi-chaps I linked above definitely do.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I occasionally get a rude comment, but I have no qualms about being a dick or just deleting/blocking. I have gotten a few tumblr anons that made me roll my eyes, but any hate I get has been firmly a THEM problem and not a ME problem. Haters stay pressed. 💅

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

It's a rare day when I do not write smut. I write all kinds. Since writing in the Daemyra fandom, my list of "hard no's" when it comes to writing has rapidly diminished; it seems like every other day I discover a new kink that makes my brain do a record-scratch. I started writing fic again in 2020, and published baby's first smut shortly thereafter, but it was fairly standard stuff. Now I'm like "well if you aren't literally digesting your lover, is it really romance??!"

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

The only crossover I've written is a House of the Dragon/Naked Attraction crackfic that infected my brain during the depths of binge of the latter show.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Only one that I know of - someone copy/pasted all of do you really feel alive without me into different chapters of their ""fic"".

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

for our blood is restless was translated into Russian here.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No. My writing process is chaotic and inconsistent and I would not inflict that on another writer. I'm also very particular about what I do and do not want to write, as well as my prose, so I don't think co-writing is for me. If we don't like to break the rules of English grammar in the exact same way, I'm afraid we won't be able to get along.

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious. 😅 Daemon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon) has only been my OTP for <2 years, but they are already my all time favorite. Prior to that, it was Dramione (Harry Potter), Cullen Rutherford/Female Inquisitor (Dragon Age: Inquisition), and Aloy/Avad (Horizon Zero Dawn).

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Not technically a single WIP, but I always meant to add more stories to my collection of Cullen/Inquisitor Dragon Age fics (most of which I posted during Swoon June 2022). It's possible I'll experience another burst of inspo for that fandom when Dragon Age: Dreadwolf finally comes out, but I'm pretty firmly entrenched in Daemyra for the foreseeable future.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue, characterization, ANGST. I think my smut is pretty hot. Idk I generally like everything about my writing. That's why I keep doing it.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Uhhh anything to do with plotting or planning. We thrive on vibes here. ✌️

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Beyond the occasional word or phrase in High Valyrian for my HOTD/ASOIAF fics, I cannot be bothered. Italics and a dialogue tag do me just fine.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

This changes semi-regularly, but my current favorite is one that I'm actively writing - a Daemyra early marriage canon divergence (milk teeth). Also because I just re-read this the other night - surrender (a rare non-Daemyra HOTD fic).

No pressure tags: @anamazingangie, @ar-feyniel, @grandlovescheme, @crimson-tulip, @bluegoldrose

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

OK, FULL LIST OF ALL THE REQUESTS I HAVE AT THE MOMENT, UNDER THE CUT!!

"unspecified" just means the asker didn't specifically say "can I get headcanons/reaction/fic" for the request; there might be context in the request itself implying which type of content would be best suited for it, but it's not 100% specified

and my lil "??" denotes something where I think either a type of content or an AU might apply but, again, it's not specified so I'm not 100% sure but there's something in the request which makes me lean in a certain direction

it took nearly 3600 words just to describe all the things in the list so you guys got a lot to look forward to! ... and, obviously, I have a lot to look forward to creating! <3

requests that are done and in the queue ready to be posted (in no particular order)

headcanons: reacting to S/O in shorts and a tank top during the summer [Edgar; Gregory; Herman; Lawrence]

‘kisses’ meme: #45, sleepy kisses [Edgar; Gregory; Herman; Lawrence; Sebastian]

reaction: a goth horror-loving S/O [Sebastian]

reaction: S/O who likes to fawn over them [Sascha; Wolfram]

‘card suits’ meme: 4 of spades Alois; Doll/Freckles; Joanne; Maurice]

‘soft Sunday’ headcanon meme: favorite way to receive affection?; favorite way to give affection?; are they loud and proud about their relationships, or do they keep it private?; would your muse be the one doing most of the cooking or not?; is your muse good at housework? [Peter]

headcanons: progressive falling in love [Snake]

reaction: S/O who never curses [Peter]

requests that have not yet been done

reaction: S/O who likes to hug them a lot [Cheslock; Clayton; Edward; Joanne; MacMillan; Soma]

unspecified: S/O gets sick and almost dies [modern!Agni]

fic: reader empathizing with Cheslock and they comfort each other

reaction: modern person showing up at the manor with the earls’ revived siblings who has their soul back [Alois; Ciel; Sebastian]

reaction: (male) S/O saves them but loses his life [Doll/Freckles; Maurice]

unspecified: (fem) S/O who’s short and feisty but soft around him [Joker]

unspecified: reader escapes an arranged marriage and disguises themself as a man to work as a butler, meets Grell and they both get a crush; reader’s parents come back and try to force them home, Grell shows up to rescue and confess to them

reaction: domestic life [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

headcanons: male S/O [Ciel]

headcanons: poly [Joker x S/O x Dagger]

reaction: learning S/O is a member of a K-pop group [Grey; Phipps]

headcanons: NSFW [Agni]

headcanons: arranged fiancee who’s very bold and ready for marriage (is also friends with Gregory who’s smitten with them) [Lawrence]

unspecified: S/O who’s a witch and headmistress of an orphanage [William]

reaction: S/O dying and coming back as a ghost [Alan; Eric; Grell; Othello; Ronald; Rudger; Sascha; Undertaker; William]

reaction: what hobbies do they have/would like to have? [Alan; Eric; Grell; Othello; Ronald; Rudger; Sascha; Undertaker; William]

headcanons: first kiss [Bard; Finny; Mey Rin; Sebastian; Snake]

unspecified: (fem) S/O who works retail, he walks in on her getting scolded by the manager for no reason and he stands up for her [modern!Agni]

‘sense’ headcanon meme: heart; touch [Cheslock; Clayton; Edward; Joanne; Soma]

headcanons OR scenario: first child is born [Grey]

preference: who prefers a dominant S/O?

preference: who prefers a plus size S/O?

reaction: S/O knitting them something [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

audio: escaping yandere S/O [Maurice]

‘it’s all about the yearning’ meme: “I know I fucked up. I know I did but don’t shut me out anymore. Let me in, please let me in.” [Gregory]

audio: fluff [Agni]

‘it’s all about the yearning’ meme: “Have you ever had something missing? Like something just doesn’t feel right inside you but you don’t know what it is.” [Agni]

headcanons: domestic [Patrick]

headcanons: older sister figure [Alois]

headcanons: chaotic reader [Joanne]

unspecified: older sibling figure reader [Ciel]

headcanons: angst [Maurice]

reaction: snow leopard demon S/O [Bravat; Hannah; Joanne; Snake; Triplets]

headcanons: romantic and expecting father [Rudger]

unspecified: loud, energetic girlfriend [Lawrence]

reaction: being proposed to [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

‘sense’ headcanon meme: sight; nose; heart; hands [Dagger; Peter]

unspecified: dealing with a powerful witch [Ciel; Edward]

reaction: multilingual S/O [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

fic: Vincent x plus size (fem) reader who wears glasses (insecure day or taking her somewhere special]

unspecified: ADHD reader [Alois; Ciel; Edward; Grey; Undertaker]

‘kisses’ meme: 44, kissing every finger [Agni]

‘kisses’ meme: “free space” [Dagger; Peter; Snake]

unspecified: getting a handmade blanket from their S/O [Alois; Ciel; Edward]

unspecified: Cheslock crushing on a student rep from a collaborating girls’ academy

‘it’s all about the yearning’ meme: “Just let me look at you for a little bit.” [Agni]

scenario: Joker taking his S/O and twin daughters out to the current city they’re living in, the girls drag them into a candy shop

unspecified: plus size insecure S/O [Joker]

reaction: meeting a modern person with modern technology who shows them videos, etc. [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

unspecified: S/O who can shapeshift [Alois; Ciel]

unspecified: fluff [Alois]

scenario: S/O gives birth to their baby [Joker]

unspecified: protecting S/O on the Campania [Edward; Grey]

unspecified: trying to make a relationship work with limited time together [Wolfram]

headcanons: dealing with reader being sleep deprived [Cheslock and Gregory]

unspecified: S/O who makes (a very specific genre of) music as a coping mechanism [Alois; Astre; Ciel; Sebastian]

reaction: having to take care of their younger sibling [Cheslock; Clayton; Edgar; Edward; Gregory; Herman; Joanne; Lawrence; Soma]

fic: William x reader cooking together while he finally relaxes

fic: Wolfram x motherly reader singing lullabies to Sieglinde

unspecified: a day in Joker’s life taking care of baby Ellis, leading the circus, looking after his wife, and following Kelvin’s orders

unspecified: Beast x S/O training Betty after “The Sebastian Incident”

unspecified: NSFW, S/O’s first time and being gentle [Agni]

unspecified: S/O who can use death magic [Alois; Ciel]

fic: Soma rescuing reader from an abusive home after a relationship that starts with letters

‘card suits’ meme: 2 of spades; 3 of spades; 6 of diamonds; 8 of diamonds; ace of clubs; 3 of clubs; 4 of clubs; jack of clubs; queen of clubs; ace of hearts; 2 of hearts; 3 of hearts; 6 of hearts; 8 of hearts; 9 of hearts; queen of hearts; king of hearts [Peter]

fic: Ciel finding out his (male) S/O was part of the cult but was forced to participate

reaction: Undertaker, confronting his wife who’s responsible for the Phantomhive manor burning and the twins being in the cult, because she was jealous of his spending time with the Phantomhives

reaction: same-gender S/O [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

scenario: NSFW, bottom Joker x (male) S/O get interrupted

fic: Edward x reader (Ciel’s older sister) after Madame Red’s funeral

reaction to the scene [Bard; Ciel; Finny; Lizzie; Mey Rin; Sebastian]

headcanons: NSFW [Rudger]

unspecified: planning an engagement party with his S/O [Grey]

love letter: Grell

fic: soulmate AU, time freezes when you and your soulmate are in a room together for the first time and unfreezes when you make eye contact [Sebastian]

reaction: soulmate AU, everyone is born with a tattoo which glows when you meet your soulmate and fades to grey when they die, reader’s was grey from birth but starts to glow one day [Alan; Eric; Grell; Othello; Ronald; Rudger; Sascha; Undertaker; William]

free space! any character, concept, anything!

headcanons: with a tall angel-killing witch S/O [Grey]

fic: Arthur Conan Doyle x reader, she goes to his residence to invite him to The Event because Ciel thought he’d be more relaxed with a date

headcanons: big boobed girlfriend who lets them use her breasts as a pillow when they cuddle [Edgar; Gregory; Herman; Lawrence]

headcanons: big boobed girlfriend who lets them use her breasts as a pillow when they cuddle [Cheslock; Clayton; Edward; Joanne; Soma]

unspecified: enemies to lovers, fox demon future S/O [William]

audio: Terms of Service AU [Peter; Snake]

unspecified: crow or cat hybrid S/O [Alois; Ciel]

fic: Finny spending the day with his baby boy

unspecified: Derrick x S/O who tries (and succeeds) at helping him be a better person

unspecified: poly [Edward x (male) S/O x Cheslock]

headcanons: pole [Joker x S/O x Sebastian]

audio: Joanne being kissed and cuddled

unspecified: S/O from the future [Aleister]

unspecified: interested in a servant working at the Phantomhive manor [Aleister]

scenario: the one(s) Ciel wants revenge on is/are dead already, how Ciel and his soulmate feel and how Sebastian reacts

audio: Grell x listener, listener gets home late and Grell jumps on them, having been worried

scenario: soulmate AU, Aleister meets (fem) S/O at an auction ball, things are dull before they meet but then they make eye contact and he buys her

fic: Maurice x reader, after his exposure no one else wants to associate with him and they comfort him after he’s bullied

unspecified: S/O who suddenly gets sick and he’s frustrated that he can’t help her [Agni]

reaction: S/O getting catcalled [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

sex + romance headcanon meme: 💦; 😘; 😊; 👍; 😉; 💯; 👰; 🌼; 🏩; 🎆; 💕; 🔥; 💑; 👀; 👎; 💲; 🎀; 💝; 💘 [Peter]

audio: fluffy, waking up next to him in the morning and getting breakfast together [Dagger]

unspecified: S/O who wears comfy clothes when they get sad (which is frequently) [Alois; Astre; Ciel; Maurice]

reaction: S/O getting shot, they survive but it’s still serious [Alois; Ciel; Edward; Grell; Grey; Ronald]

headcanons: monsterfucker Peter with a beast-like monster S/O

audio: confession [Snake]

fic: reader is a new addition to the circus troupe and saves a snake from being tormented by hecklers [Snake]

fic: Sebastian x maid!reader, reader is usually obedient but decides to test Sebastian’s patience and receives a cheek grab and voice shift to his ‘true’ voice

preferences: which boys would like bath bombs/what kind?

Fic: Snake x (fem) reader, reader lets the snakes do whatever they want, climbing on her, etc., and one day comes to Snake for help because one of the snakes (or more?!) is stuck under her clothes

fic: platonic Grell and child reader fluff

reaction: S/O with chronic allergies [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

headcanons: Terms of Service AU, relationship with app owner [Maurice]

reaction: Terms of Service AU, playing FNAF [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

headcanons: killers in a horror movie [Alois; Ciel; Doll/Freckles; Maurice]

reaction: child reader who’s disabled and doesn’t ‘fit in’, they befriend the circus troupe, then the troupe find out reader has ‘normal’ friends who care for and help reader as well as do friends’ parents and when asked just say, “isn’t that what friends do?” [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

‘things you want to hear’ meme: “I feel like I can tell you anything” and “you know what I love about you?” [Peter]

headcanons: S/O has kids from a previous marriage [Doll/Freckles; Peter; Snake]

unspecified: Trancy nurse survival AU, multilingual reader who scolds the Triplets in another language when they purposely get themselves into mishaps

audio: listener comforting Maurice after a nightmare

audio: angst [Maurice]

unspecified: demon AU, with a human S/O [Beast; Bravat; Doll/Freckles; Grey; Phipps]

headcanons: platonic, someone in the form who’s the ‘fixer’, an inventor who inadvertently creates messes [Edgar; Gregory; Herman; Lawrence]

fic: Phantomhive servants and maid!reader who’s the newest addition, they all throw her a surprise birthday party

unspecified: inventor S/O [Grey]

unspecified: angst [Grey]

unspecified: S/O who’s insecure about not being a proper lady [Grey]

unspecified: poly [John x S/O x Phipps]

headcanons OR scenario: Cheslock’s little brother coming to Weston

unspecified: doctor S/O, fluff and wholesomeness [Peter]

unspecified: doctor S/O who surprises him by wearing nothing but her white coat [Peter]

songfic: “Love Story” by Taylor Swift [Dagger OR Peter]

‘eyes emoji’ meme: eyes [Peter]

audio: fluff, listener just getting home after being away for a while [Alois OR Ciel]

unspecified: Hispanic S/O who thinks his accent is sexy [Peter]

unspecified: trying to cheer up his grumpy S/O with bad jokes [Joker]

unspecified: on a stroll with their girlfriend and she jumps in a river to save a child in danger [Alois; Ciel; Edward; Grey]

unspecified: comforting their girlfriend who lost her niece in an accident [Edward; Grey; Ronald; Undertaker]

audio: date night or Christmas, wholesome [Peter]

songfic meme: “Leave Out All the Rest” by Linkin Park [Alois]

songfic meme: “I Wouldn’t Mind” by (S)He is We [Maurice]

unspecified: S/O who sings or hums while they’re giving him massages [Jumbo]

unspecified: S/O walking in on the scene where Joker touches Beast’s leg from behind

audio: Terms of Service [Dagger, Finny, OR Wendy]

unspecified: S/O who writes music dedicated to him [Peter]

headcanons: as fathers [Dagger; Joker; Jumbo; Peter]

‘things that you want to hear’ meme: “I missed you” [Dagger] and “you’re my favorite person in the world” [Peter]

headcanons: wealthy S/O who spoils them out of love [Dagger; Peter]

audio: Valentine’s Day [Dagger OR Peter]

unspecified: S/O who’s always tired and works a lot, and finally they get to spend time together [Grell]

unspecified: badass Mey Rin in a bind

‘105 comfort’ meme: “you’re perfect just the way you are” [Peter]

‘105 comfort’ meme: “you’re allowed to be weak” [Jumbo]

‘105 comfort’ meme: “I’ll take care of it” [Peter]

unspecified: NSFW, artist boyfriend [Grey]

unspecified: (fem) S/O who’s wealthy and likes to spoil him [Dagger]

unspecified: (fem) S/O who composes a theme for him as a gift [Finny]

unspecified: (fem) S/O who’s a child psychologist [Wolfram]

songfic: “That Would Be Enough” from Hamilton [Dagger OR Peter]

headcanons: reader from the 21st century [Edgar]

reaction: S/O learning Latin so they can dirty talk to him [Sebastian]

unspecified: reader getting frustrated with homework and trying to help them [Lawrence]

songfic meme: “I Choose” by Alessia Cara [Jumbo OR Snake]

unspecified: AFAB nonbinary reader sneaks into Weston and befriends the P4 [besties with Gregory; falls for Edgar]

unspecified: confident and badass S/O, SFW and NSFW [John]

‘nonverbal’ meme: “beat”, “kiss”, and “loop” [Finny]

‘headcanons part 3’ meme: 🫀,🏉; 💥; 👓; 💍; 🏛; 🧭; 🚓; 🧬; 📖; 🤱; ⏰; 🚌; 🥀; 👊; 🩹; 🌊; 🏭; ⚰️; 🦁; 🔒; ⛓ [Peter]

fic: platonic, angel!reader saves Alois from being killed by Claude and gives him his happy ending as a mother figure

reaction: Doll/Freckles, playing horror games with her S/O

audio: cuddling [Soma]

reaction: reader confessing to an affair… but the ‘confession’ is a joke [Ciel; Doll/Freckles; Joanne; Maurice]

unspecified: platonic sisterly reader (lullaby?) [Doll/Freckles]

reaction: taking care of their S/O after a serious carriage accident [Bard; Ciel; Edward; Finny; Grey; Ronald; Undertaker]

songfic: “Heaven’s Light” from The Hunchback of Notre Dame [Doll/Freckles]

unspecified: girlfriend who brings him breakfast in bed on special occasions [Dagger]

unspecified: Bard x reader

unspecified: S/O who doesn’t drink alcohol [Peter]

unspecified: S/O who likes to cuddle and will sometimes tackle-hug them [Finny; Ronald; Snake; Undertaker]

palette meme: #39, “Absinthe Mage” [Peter]

preference: who would be okay ‘meeting the parents’?

songfic: “Hacerte Mía” by La Ross Maria and Nino Freestyle [Dagger OR Finny]

songfic meme: “Sea of Lovers” by Christina Perri [Dagger]

songfic: “Sneakin’ Around” from Star vs. the Forces of Evil [Dagger]

unspecified: S/O who works as a stand-up comedian [Undertaker]

unspecified: multilingual S/O who mumbles “I love you” in another language (with pet name) while cuddling [Dagger; Peter; Snake]

reaction: S/O studies psychology and will teach if asked [Beast; Dagger; Doll/Freckles; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake; Wendy]

unspecified: Southern/Texan S/O who’s good at cooking [Bard]

unspecified: S/O who’s strong and protective [Peter]

fic: Joker x reader, reader is Doc’s apprentice and a good person trying to learn, they end up seeing Joker a lot and things develop

fic: based on the “guess again” scene from Game of Thrones [Peter]

reaction: S/O surprises them by adopting an orphan [Ciel; Edward; Grey; Phipps; Undertaker]

unspecified: S/O on the autism spectrum [Peter]

unspecified: S/O who’s a jazz and blues singer at a high-end establishment [Bard; Ciel; Finny; Mey Rin; Sebastian; Snake]

unspecified: walking in on (fem) S/O on a phone call and overhears her praising him to her family [Peter]

audio: Terms of Service AU [Dagger; Peter]

‘things that you want to hear’ meme: “there’s my beautiful bride” OR “I’m the luckiest man alive” [Beast; Wendy]

‘things that you want to hear’ meme: “I can’t stop thinking about you” OR “last night was incredible” [Peter]

songfic: “Remember Me”/“Recuérdame” from Coco [any character]

fic: survival AU (Safe & Sound AU?) Dagger x (fem) S/O reminding him that he’s important and enough

fic: angsty pining and fluff, reader is a big younger and pining for him, he thinks they should find someone younger [Bard]

unspecified: Phantomhive staff training ready to defend the manor

fic: reader fights Wolfram with Bard while escaping and they share angsty dialogue during the fight, then they start to grow closer again after Wolfram’s sacrifice

fic: anything [Undertaker]

unspecified: platonic, singing to the birds in the garden [Finny]

songfic: “Love Story” by Taylor Swift [Finny]

headcanons: Cheslock, any thoughts not already mentioned

reaction: fiancee being a witch [Edward]

headcanons: S/O who’s cheery around him but not so cheery around others [William]

reaction: (fem) S/O who’s hypermobile with knee problems [Dagger; Finny; Peter]

fic (??): visiting (fem) S/O at work but she’s dealing with nasty customers [modern!Agni]

scenario: fluff, S/O who loves baking [Snake]

unspecified: being a single parent [Bravat]

headcanons: reader who uses a (personalized!) cane to walk because of an accident [Alois; Ciel]

‘botantical’ headcanon meme: abatina; amaryllis; anemone; chrysanthemum; gardenia; heliotrope; hibiscus; ivy; marigold; peony; rose [Peter]

‘botanical’ headcanon meme: anemone; chamomile; daisy [Cheslock]

headcanons: wedding details [Grey]

fic: he comes to the hospital after reader gets hit by a car (fluffy ending) [modern!Agni]

‘botanical’ headcanon meme: amaryllis; hibiscus; ivy [Dagger; Joker]

reaction: (fem) S/O who’s an opera singer [Dagger; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake]

reaction: hypermobile (fem) S/O’s joints start clicking and popping as they’re sleeping next to her for the first time [Dagger; Joker; Jumbo; Peter; Snake]

unspecified: adjusting to each other’s tastes and traditions [modern!Agni]

unspecified: keeping their relationship with (male) S/O a secret [Ciel; Joanne]

reaction: selectively mute S/O who owns a sassy, filthy-mouthed macaw [Cheslock; Grey; Phipps; Snake; Triplets]

unspecified: hypermobile (fem) S/O who goes to the doctor for knee problems and then buys him something nice [Peter]

reaction: hypermobile (fem) S/O with knee problems [Agni; Soma]

‘gemstone’ headcanon meme: amazonite; apatite; cat’s eye; citrine; diamond; diopside; emerald; fluorite; iolite; jasper; kyanite; onyx; opal; peridot; rose quartz; spinel; tiger’s eye; tourmaline; zircon [Peter]

reaction: helping their hypermobile (fem) S/O with physical therapy exercises [Bard; Ciel; Finny; Sebastian; Snake]

fic: continuation of modern!reader telling the future in riddles [Alois and Ciel]

reaction: friend/companion bringing (Astre/Luka) back to life [Alois; Ciel]

reaction: hypermobile (fem) S/O with knee problems [Grey; Lau; Phipps]

‘kiss & tell’ prompts: finally kissing the person you’ve been pining for; neck kisses that turn into love bites; wiping away your lover’s tears as you kiss them; a kiss while being reunited after a long time; kissing your lover in a moment of sheer joy; a kiss to wake you lover up in the morning; kissing your partner to seal a marriage; a risky kiss between forbidden lovers; a possessive kiss in front of a jealous third party [Peter]

‘kiss & tell’ prompts: a kiss to shut them up [Peter]

‘kiss & tell’ prompts: a possessive kiss to stake a claim [Lau]

unspecified: helping reader through a bad panic attack [modern!Agni]

‘settings’ prompts: 029, an extravagant greenhouse [Finny OR Snake]

reaction: hypermobile (fem) S/O with knee problems [Edgar; Gregory; Herman; Lawrence]

unspecified: moving house and it’s stressful but they’re still sweet to each other [Agni]

unspecified (fic??): (male) Reaper S/O, fluff, long day ends in stargazing and S/O falling asleep [William]

scenario: shy fem S/O [MacMillan]

scenario: having to escort his S/O to a graveyard at night for some reason [Grey]

headcanons: life before the troupe, birth family, etc. [Jumbo]

headcanons: NSFW [Jumbo]

headcanons: modern (what he usually does after uni, how he flirts, etc.) [Cheslock]

headcanons: scientist friend brings Luka back as a surprise [Alois]

headcanons: angsty, he discovers a horrible and ugly secret of reader’s [Maurice]

audio: helping hypermobile (fem) S/O with knee problems [Peter]

headcanons: when Anne gets sick vs. when her children get sick (Safe & Sound AU)

headcanons: cuddling [Jumbo]

audio: watching a documentary about London’s kidnapped children with Listener (Terms of Service AU??) [Doll/Freckles]

headcanons: hurt/comfort about family relationships [Ciel; Doll/Freckles; Joanne; Maurice]

‘stonework’ headcanons: rosy haze; touch; fog [Peter]

‘cupcake’ picrew meme: Peter

‘cupcake’ picrew meme: Dagger; Joker

‘tea’ picrew meme: Peter

‘stonework’ headcanons meme: coral fragments; brickwork shadows [Dagger; Peter; Snake]

‘stonework’ headcanons meme: apatite tic; chatter [Dagger; Peter; Snake]

[narcoticwriter]

Genshin Impact & Waffle House

In honor of Waffle House trending yet again on Twitter:

Commentary and Lore Below The Cut:

Employee of the Month:

Candace also doubles as the unofficial manager because no one clowns when Candace is in.

Your ass is getting thrown out if you try it and her reputation is absolutely terrifying, so things are kept in relative peace.

Is really the only thing keeping the place running and the staff there sometimes.

Works The Night Shift, Throws Hands:

All of the people in this category will absolutely be down to clown at some point because it is 2 AM in the morning and they are tired, so trying them while on the night shift is a death sentence.

Diluc and Kaeya would fight each other if they're riled up, but if anyone tries it on their shift, they are getting teamed on by them.

Rosaria doesn't do overtime and that includes the night shift. The last time someone got up to something on her shift, their collarbone was shattered.

Shenhe simply being present is enough for most people to not try anything, but just in case, she can not only deflect furniture but throw knives with terrifying accuracy and put someone on life support. If she wasn't working there, she'd be instigating.

Tartaglia is an instigator but on the side of chaotic neutral. Fights are all well and fun, but if anyone messes with his coworkers on the shift, he's catching fades.

Yelan is mostly there because it's the only time she's awake; her coworkers swear that she gets off on the thrill somehow. Will occasionally participate in a beatdown if there's a need for more numbers.

Works The Day Shift, Can Mostly Throw Hands:

These people aren't weak by any means, but most of the clownery happens at night. They will get to stepping if it comes to that though.

Amber is one of the nicest people there, to be honest. Customers love it when it's her shift. Firm enough to not really have to resort to hands.

Itto is a big guy so people don't usually do anything. He tries to keep the peace while not escalating to violence but if the occasion calls for it though, he has his coworker's back.

Diona is a little girl, but she is a fighter. Putting her in this category because she has the experience and can break the new hires in.

Kazuha is a peaceable guy, really laid back and stuff like that, but some customers are still telling the tale of how he laid a guy out twice his size after he tried to rob the establishment.

Shinobu takes no shit, but I feel as if she'd be too busy at night to take that shift. Will clown a man if they try it.

Jean is great, friendly, and sociable. Treats the customers well and people don't like starting stuff when she's around. She also doubles as a sort of manager for the day shift.

Noelle isn't crazy enough to do the night shift, but everyone has the mind to be respectful of the petite girl who can benchpress ten grown men and rip off the counter with ease.

Xiangling is the cook. Customers go there for her food specifically. Anyone who tries it with her will be tried by the customers on her behalf.

Bystander, Can Throw Hands If Needed:

These individuals are customers, but will absolutely join the fray if they have to or feel the need to do so.

Aloy goes there on occasion and treats the staff with the proper respect. Will call out anyone not doing the same and will come to blows.

I debated putting Eula in the instigator section, but she doesn't instigate, others feel instigated in her presence and that's their problem. She will not tolerate others clowning on staff that actually treat her well and as such will go to the bat for them.

Ganyu doesn't look like it, but if you read some of her voice lines, you will understand how she can get worked up enough to throw hands. She's also a war veteran, so you know she wouldn't hesitate.

Thoma ran the fade for the criminal offense of scamming. Think of what he'd do to someone acting a fool when he's trying to eat his meal in peace.

Tighnari doesn't take shit, and this includes at Waffle House. Might not be able to clown, but he can tank it to shield someone else.

Eats There Regularly, Unbothered:

Albedo does not give a fuck about anything that happens as long as he gets to eat and leave. He's so quiet that people don't even notice he's there until he gets up to leave.

No one is stupid enough to do anything when Beidou is eating her meal. No one dares. The last person who did was put in a full-body cast.

Sleep-Walking Layla would go during the night shift and revel in the atmosphere, which is either giving empty or giving WWE. Layla has no idea why she tastes shitty coffee on her breath the next day.

Before you say Ningguang is too classy for Waffle House, consider that she would pretty much loiter at the place back in the day. She's more than used to the fighting in the background as she eats her grits.

Qiqi wouldn't process the body getting thrown through the window or the people screaming about a heroin addict with a gun in the background as she sips at her cold chocolate milk.

Venti and Zhongli would eat at Waffle House to catch up on old times. The old men watch the fights as free entertainment as they have nothing to do.

Caught In The Crossfire, Innocent:

These people are the victims of this tier list. They asked for nothing but a good meal and they got pain instead. You can feel bad for them.

Bennett is a given. Not only does his food go flying, but he does as well. Occasionally used as a human shield as he weights as much as a sack of potatoes.

Fischl and Razor went to Waffle House with Bennett, but someone grabbed Razor's hashbrowns and used them as a projectile and Fischl got a mug to the face.

Mona would inadvertently get beaten up for being mistaken for someone else or talking some mad shit and getting in the middle of it.

Sayu was thrown as a projectile at someone while she was asleep.

Sucrose was sleep-deprived and as such, did not process the things thrown at her or the chair that landed next to her.

Xinyan and Yun Jin went to crash there after a concert and it was at the wrong time. Xinyan gets some licks in though!

Yoimiya is deft enough to dodge most of the stuff flying everywhere, but she doesn't enjoy the circumstance. So perhaps she's a victim emotionally.

Records the Fights for The Memes™:

The title speaks for itself, but this is for the people that are filming the entire thing for either the laughs or their own entertainment.

Dori is going to upload this to her YouTube channel as a part of a meme compilation or some commentary, all while plugging her sponsors.

Hu Tao is recording this for advertising purposes: "It's better to get a coffin and arrange your funeral now because your life could be served up like this knuckle sandwich!"

Xingqiu is using this not only for the memes, but for inspiration for fight scenes and I say this because I have unironically done this more than once.

Instigator, Unintentional or Otherwise:

Instigators can either be considered people on absolute crack (literally or figuratively), general threats to the public, absolute dicks, or just being themselves.

Chongyun went with Xingqiu and got too fired up and then proceeded to pick a fight with someone, causing a litany of property damage. Xingqiu recorded the entire thing.

Klee casually pulled out a bomb that could level the entire block and started to play with it as a toy. Naturally, everyone in the restaurant and the general vicinity ran for their fucking lives.

Ei and Shenhe could not understand each other as they were talking, so instead of using their words, they used a spatula and a knife respectively. It got so insane that the video of it posted is one of the most regarded in the Waffle House fights genre.

Scaramouche would talk some mad shit and then get pissed when he got called out. So to save face, he swung at someone in the night shift crew. He has not come back since. If he wasn't instigating, he could work there.

Xiao would instigate with another customer in the establishment and it would carry over to the staff having to get involved. It could be argued that the customer was instigating him, but no one knows.

Yae Miko would start talking some mad shit and then somehow worm her way out of it and make herself look innocent. Mostly starts the fights.

Law Enforcement, Called After It's Done:

They are the people that are called as there are fights. Everyone usually scatters afterward, but on the occasion that there are stranglers, they catch them.

Cyno is a given. He will absolutely get involved and break it up if he sees it. He does not care what started it for whatever reason because that's not his job.

Gorou is a bit nicer in this regard and tries to get to the bottom of it, but make no mistake of him being soft because the bark has a bite.

He only comes in when there's some really suspicious activity around the fight at the Waffle House or in the surrounding area. Otherwise frequents Waffle House when Kazuha is on shift.

Keqing is getting really tired of being called up to that place. She's debating transferring somewhere else if only to avoid having to do this every time she's there.

When they say that Sara's there, everyone runs. They don't want to get on her record and they are afraid of her. She's the one that actually tries to get it to stop and the staff really appreciates it.

Yanfei isn't law enforcement per se, but is the legal assistance and mediator of a good chunk of conflicts. She is graciously paid with free food on the house.

Would Not Go At All:

The title says it all.

Aether and Lumine know better than to pick a fight with that place.

Barbara is too innocent, even for the crossfire.

Why would I wish that on Collei?

Faruzan would either Karen out or start getting a body count and I don't know if Waffle House would maintain the peace with her in the building.

The Kamisatos are better than that.

There's no question as to if she would have a body count or not, but Lisa is too tired for that shit.

Nahida prefers IHOP.

Nilou is peaceable and would actually be a good employee there, but she really likes what she has now and doesn't want to deal with that negativity.

Kokomi came up with a battle plan and five different strategies to fight off and take down the Waffle House staff for fun once. Unfortunately, the police were called and she is now under investigation for domestic terrorism. Understandably banned until further notice.

[rileydrawesandwrites]

A while back I made a post asking for a Horizon fandom discord and got no responses, and like. Right now, I'm thankful?

I joined the TLT fandom after randomly searching for fanart of the cool book I read, and ended up watching the campal harassment campaigns destroy a large part of that fandom. Ended up taking myself out of it for other (stupid drama) reasons, but I am still thankful for the friends I met there (especially those who have become family).

I joined the She-Ra fandom fully 9 months after the show ended, so I missed a lot of the initial schisms and drama, though I've seen a lot of the minor dramas and constant thorns-in-the-side that are still around. I'm still pretty firmly embedded, but there are definite parts I don't engage with, to the extent there are numerous tags I have muted or blocked.

I bought Horizon Zero Dawn on a whim shortly after it came out, when I was house sitting for a friend and needed a way to waste time for a week. Stopped into a game stop and left with three new games, one of which had a girl and some robot dinosaurs on the cover that I bought on principle of silliness.

I had no idea that I'd find one of the most heartfelt and affecting sci-fi stories I'd ever experience, let alone something with game play that kept me coming back over and over and over again.

I played it multiple times over the years, on PS4 and on PC (once they got the port's flaws ironed out), and waited anxiously for the sequel to come. I knew that I would have to buy a PS5 to play it, and I also knew that it would likely be the only reason I bought a PS5.

The pandemic hit, the chip shortage broke the supply system, and I had to wait a year before buying the console and the game. And in the end it still cost me 700 smackeroos. And I don't for one second regret it.

Once I started playing, it dawned on me that there might be a whole ocean of fanart and fan creators out there that could add even more to the experience. So I came here and searched it out. And I was not disappointed! So much fanart, and so many friendly people who loved Aloy and her friends and family.

But it seems like I tried to jump in at the Horizon fandom's most chaotic upheaval, and I am not really interested in being around that kind of thing. Harassment campaigns, ship wars, no thanks. I'll keep watching from the outskirts, enjoying my little fan works, but that nonsense is not for me.

I just don't see the point. Let people be, you know? If they're not hurting anyone, why do you care? Let it go. I see enough of that stuff coming out of the right wing political arms of the US that I don't need it in my gay sci-fi video games.

Just let people enjoy what they want to enjoy. Let them write what they want to write, draw what they want to draw. In the end, it's not up to you to be the fandom cop policing other people's happiness. If you think it is, acab includes you, too.

So, I’m not invested in shipping. People who know me know that. And I hadn’t even read the Article in question when I posted what I did earlier.

But it’s stirring up a LOT of bitterness I’ve been holding back for the past month(!!!) and I’ve got to fucking come out and say it now.

Your collective obsession with your ships being the One True Pairing is DRIVING THIS FANDOM INTO THE GROUND.

How has it been a MONTH and you’re all STILL going fucking apeshit over this. How are you STILL so obsessed with which FICTIONAL characters are bumping uglies that you’re harassing REAL PEOPLE over it. How are you THIS BAD at letting other people live. How are you SO FUCKING STUBBORN that you feel the need to make your PREFERENCES everyone else’s business.

It’s a total waste of energy and from an outsider’s perspective, it makes you all look COMPLETELY insane. You need to take a moment to look at yourself in the mirror and ask why your opinion on who Aloy is sucking face with is so damn important that everyone has to fall in line behind it.

I’ll give you a hint; it’s fucking not. You’re basically just embodying this tweet.

And aside from the fact that you’re shitting all over VERY REAL PEOPLE for, checks notes, not liking the same thing as you and taking that preference WAY too personally? The past month has been like walking on fucking EGGSHELLS for fear of breaking through and falling into the goddamned cesspit you’ve made of the place. I have been hesitant to express opinions ANYWHERE because of this shit, even around people I like and trust.

And it’s all because of you fuckers. Because you’ve made Having To Fight For Your Opinion such a widespread garbage fire throughout the fandom that everyone is on high alert and everyone is ready to snap like a rabid dog at the slightest sign that someone’s stepping to them.

This is how you ruin a fandom, kids. This is how you drive people out. They look at this mess, go, “I think I’ll take my talents elsewhere, this is highly uncomfortable,” and they never interact with this franchise again. Keep this up, and all you’ll be left with is bones to gnaw on, and it’ll be your own damn fault.

The people in the fandom around you are real. Aloy is NOT. Log off and call your mom. Bake a pie. Go for a bike ride or a walk if you can. Buy a new book.

Calm the FUCK DOWN and stop being such shrieking, selfish shitbeasts, I don’t care HOW you do it.

Just… STOP. PLEASE.

[random-yandere-fandom]

Hi! Your requests are open, right? Right..?👉👈

Please! Please, i'm begging you! I really need the second part, about yandere Claude and Sebastian with their mother! When our demon boys have already grown up up, but mama still loves them, and they love mama.

Maybe even in the time span of Alois and Ciel..? Or if you don't like it, then i have another idea. Like mama is very sick, and she didn't tell them about it. And the boys will have to, somehow, fulfill contracts and take care of her? OR! Or this. A man (a human, a demon, a reaper, no matter who) became romantically insistently interested in mama, and the boys do not like it very much.

Or if you don't like my ideas, i'll be very happy to read yours! If you, in general, are not interested in this idea, then everything is fine! Just say: "no". I love you so much, no matter what.

Thank you so much! Love you!

Yep, requests are open! And thanks so much for the kind words and I like all of these ideas, so guess what? It's gonna get really chaotic with all three scenarios happening at once! (I did focus on the being sick part though)

Part one

Platonic yandere Sebastian with his mother

This contract was really taking up a lot of time. Not only had the brat named him after a dog, but he had been unable to visit his mother (how he insisted on calling her, as it was the proper thing to do, ignoring the mama that sometimes slipped past his lips and made your smile shine so wonderfully bright), their only correspondence happening through the many letters he had managed to send and receive. Sebastian couldn't help but wait for this contract to end, even though, admittedly, it was one of the most eventful he ever had and therefore quite entertaining. You know what, scratch the former thought, the pact could go on longer so his meal would be more delicious, but he at least wanted to visit home once.

The opportunity to leave for a bit presented itself and he did not waste even one second to rush of, making his way through the familiar forest and reaching the cottage in record time. Before he could even open the door he felt a strange presence, one not belonging to his dear mother and without further ado he basically ripped the door of its hinges, barging in in a rather unpleasant way that he was sure you would later on scold him for.

That did not matter however as he took in the picture before him. There was you, a thick shawl covering your shoulders and hunched position, a cup with steaming tea risen to your pale face. Your eyes, tired but wide open from surprise, stared at him. So was the guy standing next to you, long brown hair tied in a low ponytail and blue eyes portraying even more shock than yours did not looking away from his, though despite this he did not budge from his position of supporting your sitting position.

You were sick, that much he could tell and from the looks of it you had been for a while, never mentioning it to him. You also never thought to bring up this new guest of yours. Sebastian could feel his human form detoriating, black whisps angrily swishing around him as he glared at the man at your side, anger quick to overtake most of his senses.

Before he could do anything he watched as you quickly did your best to stand up, shawl and tea discarded to the table as you took an unsure step towards him, clearly having trouble with keeping you balance, and calling out to him in a hoarse voice. His aggravation was immediately replaced with worry as he was beside you in a moment's notice, wrapping his arms around you to steady you, eyebrows furrowed as he assessed your current state further.

His thoughts were interrupted by the stranger calling out to you, the distressed voice of the pest annoying him to no end as he glared at him, ready to fling one of his knives before you shook your head, once again catching his attention. You gently took the weapon from him, letting it fall to the ground and asked him, your plea disturbed by yourself as you took deep and raspy breathes, to not harm your old friend.

Deciding that you were more important right now, Sebastian glared at the stranger one last time, causing him to freeze up, before aiding you to your room, quietly asking you how long you had been sick and why you hadn’t told him. You only chuckled, telling him that you did not wish to worry him, he had seemed to have much fun with his new contract and even with the friends he made (even if he never called them such in his many letters). Besides, you were strong enough to help yourself and then an old friend visited and offered to take care of you, further diminishing the need to write him about your small troubles. 

Once you were finished your son couldn’t help but scold you gently, voice strict despite his warm eyes. You had always told him to rely on you, and he hoped that you would do the same. He might even start to guilt trip you until you promise to inform him the next time, immediately. 

As soon as you’ve fallen asleep in the freshly made bed, content under the warm covers as you can currently be, Sebastian checks over you once more before leaving the room, focusing on the next problem at hand. The man is still there, patiently waiting and your son can’t help but feel an ounce of what you had taught him was sympathy, seeing as he had not further disturbed you, although his sudden appearance must have come as a shock. There is a small... talk between the both of him, the attempted friendly atmosphere the stranger tried to create by mentioning how you had praised your son in front of him destroyed by Sebastian’s simple command to leave. 

There isn’t even time to exchange names before he is basically thrown out of your home, brought to leave by the dozens of shadows moving threatengly towards him. Afterwards, the demon was quick to repair the damages caused by himself before going on to take care of any work you might have neglected, occasionally checking in on you. As soon as he noticed the telling signs of you soon waking up, a quicker breathing pattern and heartbeat, he began to brew herbal tea and preparing an easy to digest meal. 

Upon you waking up you are presented with all this. You can’t help but praise and thank your son, admiring the way his cooking had improved, even though his behavior before was less than well-behaved and you even let go of the traces of his demonic presence that tell you of what had happened while you were unconscious. You fought back a tired sigh, it seems like that dear friend wouldn’t make an appearance again anytime soon. At least you knew you would be well taken care of for now, even if Sebastian would have to leave soon again. Seeing as there was once again not much time to be spent with him you really couldn’t stay angry as he looked at you, worry clearly swimming in that deep red that had always fascinated you (and was so incredibly adorable that you couldn’t help but pinch his cheek a bit).

You are grateful as you receive his care and once you feel better, which happens quite quickly, you say your goodbyes again, playfully ruffling up his hair as your son informs you of the tea that he has left for you as well as the meals that you will only need to heat up. You can’t help but feel bittersweet as you watch him dash of, the image of his small self still fresh in your mind and now he was old enough and independent, going out into the world and experiencing adventures that you would love to aid him with if ever needed. For now, all you could was give your thanks to those making your son’s life a little more entertaining and colorful.

Ciel adornes a confused look as Sebastian hands him home made cookies. That in itself wasn’t out of the ordinary, however, the following words of it being a gift from his butler’s mother out of all things was enough to shock him into silence. Now, after the demon had left, he currently found himself staring at the small package. It was something that Sebastian had handed him, so it wouldn’t harm him, right? Hesitantly taking a bite he couldn’t help but smile. Maybe if he could get the recipe and sell these sweets his business might boom even more?

Platonic Yandere Claude with his mother

Claude was in a hurry. He was moving at a pace he was sure would leave traces, bits and pieces of him being caught up along the way, unable to keep up with his speed which even he was surprised at achieving. But there was no time to think such silly and insignificant thoughts. One of the spiders he had placed in your garden to keep watch (never in your home, he still winced when he remembered your scolding upon doing so) had reported to him. Apparently, you had not left the house in some time now. 

Normally, you were outside on the regular. You took care of the garden, walked around the forest for one reason or another, sat outside to read a book or cleaned up anything you deemed untidy. Regularly you would put out the laundry to dry and he couldn’t help but remember the times he hid between them only to jump out and scare you. You always let out a small scream before laughing and catching him in your arms, your warmth and smell mixing with those of the strung up clothing and flowers and sunshine and even he smiled, even if it was only small and of short time. Now that he thought back on it, your shriek must have been nothing more than your attempt to amuse him, causing him some embarrassment, not that he would express such emotion in any way. But once again, that was nothing he should be thinking about now.

He merely sensed that he was getting closer, his eyes long since not perceiving his surroundings as they simply changed too fast. He came to a screeching halt before your door to your, to his, home. There was an eery silence, one that he was sure he himself was responsible for, no animal daring to make a sound close to his troubled presence. He took a moment longer to listen, noticing the smaller sounds, fur brushing against trees and little tipping sounds as all small life forms were running away, careful and desperate to not catch his attention when he had appeared out of the blue. On the other side of the door he could hear your breathing and the rustling of clothing as you stood up, making your way to him despite him not even having had the chance to knock yet. The pattern was entirely wrong though, you seemed to fight for each puff of air and your movements were slow, sluggish, missing any of the elegance you carried with normally.

Before you could open the door he had already done so, refusing to let you walk any further when you did not feel well. One look only confirmed his suspicions, glassy eyes peering at him, struggling to stay open as some sort of surprise flashed through them at his sudden entrance. Before you could even utter a greeting he had swept you off your feet, quickly carrying you to bed before covering you with one of his many self made blankets before adding some more as he noticed how could this place was. It was clear that you had not made any fire in the chimney, that you had not prepared any of the bitter tea you would usual down at any signs of sickness or taken care off the home. 

Claude simply muttered that he would be taking care of you now as he kept you from pushing off the blankets, a sigh escaping as he gently scolded you for not calling him. He was quick to prepare anything you needed, pressed wet cloths against your heated forehead, forced you to drink the medicine and the potion he had to search for. It had been surprisingly hard to find, maybe you misplaced it or had simply forgotten about it in your fever but now you should finally recover, if only slowly.

Your son was quick to take care of everything in the house before sitting beside your sleeping form, crotcheting something that he was unsure of what it would end up as. It kept his mind from wandering though, the guilt of not noticing your state sooner, of not being there for you, laying heavily on his mind. His latest master, an annoying brat that was more cruel and greedy than the foulest, well, maybe not demon, but close. Claude was lucky he had managed to get some other demons to do the most work though, ignoring the way you tried to push him to befriend them. He did not need friends, he had you and your little, ironic as it may be, paradise.

The more regrettable it was that he had not managed to visit you sooner and he promised to himself to check up on you more often. He could already hear your nagging that he should concentrate more on the contract, especially if he also has his eyes on a second soul but could at the same time feel your hands guiding him to sit down all the same before you would sit across from him, asking him about his time away.

It was then that a knock shocked him out of his thoughts, irritating him. Who would dare to come here? Especially now, that his mother laid weak and defenseless. He could feel anger forming in the pit of his stomach as he smelt some measly human standing were he did only hours before, quietly moving so that this person wouldn’t wake you with another knock.

Claude opened the door just in time, a man with dark hair standing just slightly shorter before him, clearly surprised to see him in the the door frame. So he knew who he was expecting, meaning he knew his mother. What made the situation even more painfully obvious and unfortunate for the daring human was the bouquet of wild flowers he was carrying. It was wrapped up beautifully, truly, and the flowers spread a decently sweet smell, not too much to be sickening but just enough to be noticeable.

It was a shame that you wouldn’t be able to receive them. Claude stood in silence as the guy introduced himself before asking for your whereabouts. The silent glare he sent made the guy take a step back, fumbling with his free hand which looked out of place on the grown adult. He then proceeded to give a try at explaining himself, telling him how you had come to the village some time ago to buy some ingredients and how the two of you had a nice chat and he just wanted to check up on how you were doing.

The lie was so obvious that Claude couldn’t help the sinister chuckle, glowering at the scum that tried so pathetically to court you. The thought that this man might have met you, sick and frail, instead of him made him sick. With how desperate this guy appeared (what else would he be, searching for your home in a big forest after one small chat), he might have even offered to take care of you. Your son might have only been reported that too late and he wouldn’t have been able to prevent it. He didn’t even notice how his appearance began to shift, shadows darkening, stretching and twitching around him as the human stumbles back before taking of running, never getting too far and not even managing to make a simple sound as Claude practiced his effectiveness.

Before you awake your son will leave the house for a while, returning shortly after. You will wake up to a bright arrangement of flowers, the blossoms in full bloom and carefully and delicately arranged, bringing the smell of the forest with them. As you send your son a questioning look, voice still too hoarse to speak, he simply smiles, telling you it’s a small gift he got for you. After you drank something to calm your burning throat you can’t help but praise him, gratefully squeezing his hand and returning his grin with your own.

It doesn’t take long for you to recover from then on and soon you send your son back, knowing how hard he has been working to receive his next meal and not wanting him to lose it. You gently place a kiss to his forehead as goodbye, telling him to take care as he promises to come back again soon. 

Once back Claude tells Alois some lie for his absence, as if he would ever tell him about his mother. With his luck, the kid might start clinging to you and even though you probably wouldn’t mind and would also go as far as to befriend him, you were his mother and Alois was his meal, no need for the both of you to get aquainted. He couldn’t wait for this contract to end and finally return to you for a longer period of time.

[fireemblems24]

Prologue & Ch 1

Everything with spoilers will go below the cut. Really curious to see what happens here. I more or less either like the whole cast or find them interesting with a few exceptions.

Should I be concerned the first thing I get is an update? Lamo.

FYI, I've literally never played a Warriors game before. I'm probably picking easy mode.

Ok, but it says that Normal is for beginners. I think I'll just go with Normal. There's a Classic Mode!!! I didn't know they'd include that. Do other Warriors games? I think I may go with Casual, though, because I really have no idea what I'm doing. Going with Slow and Steady too, obviously.

Rhea!! Oh, who's using Amyr? Or was that Hilda's axe?

Flayn, my baby. She's got light hair now. And GOD Seteth is hot. But no dragon forms for them :(

So was that basically the same fight as the first cut-scene in Three Houses?

Ok, so SB I'll do Byleth and Shez as males, for GW I'll do both of them as women, and for AG I'll do F!Shez and M!Byleth, and I know in the future I'll do them the opposites to get cut scenes. And I'm just sticking with Shez and Byleth for the names too.

He talks! He sounds like Claude.

And ohhh we're going up against Byleth? I heard a bit about Byleth being a villain here. Which would be pretty neat, ngl.

The mercenary captain's a woman! I love it when a character's a woman even though she doesn't have to be in a story instead of everything defaulting to male.

So Jeralt was originally from the Kingdom, right? And Shez's co is from Leicester. So next remake we need the next group to come from the Empire lamo.

I like how this dialogue works. You pick a sentiment, makes me feel like I have more characterization control.

BATTLE

OMG, this screen is chaotic. I have no idea how on earth I'm going to remember all this stuff about criticals and combos and locking onto enemies.

LAMO, everyone died and I wasn't even there. I wonder if that's supposed to happen?

Ok, someone share how to lock onto enemies. It said something about R, but like that's not working. I'll have my brother show me next time I'm over there.

Ashen Demon Byleth time. It's so cool seeing Byleth be an actual badass.

Byleth kicked my ass omg.

I don't think I'll ever like Shez's purple hair. I'm betting that mystery voice is that white and red character.

OMG. I have no idea what I'm doing. I just keep hitting buttons lol, and Shez keeps doing stuff. Esp after he "woke up."

Ah, Jeralt is pulling out. So that's how they both live.

OMG BYLETH IS TALKING

Oh, man, this floating place looks like the stuff in Shambala.

Ok, so I get it. Shez was supposed to die, but Arval didn't let it happen in this version - for some reason. So that will change whatever comes next.

I like how Shez acts like a mercenary, not too broken up by the deaths. It'll be sweet if he gets attached to the Fodlan co, or interesting if he doesn't.

I like Arval's voice.

STORY

Jeralt is still the narrator! He's got the right voice for it.

"These three powers exist in relative harmony." Hunh, someone hasn't talked to Edelgard lately.

Ohhhhh, so Shez is in Remire this time?

Lamo, Shez got saved 22 times by Arval. He's kinda a dumbass isn't he? Jumped off a cliff to get stronger 😂 this is peak shonen hero dumbassery

AHH, Dimitri! And Claude and Edelgard! And Claude's running ahead again. Except this time into Shez. It's weird knowing Byleth and Jeralt are only a few feet away and wondering how that changes things lol.

I love how Edelgard wants a chit-chat, but the two with real battle experience (Shez and Dimitri) are like - uh, not right now.

BATTLE

OMG there's too much going on. Now there's unique abilities and I don't even know how to lock onto an enemy yet 😭 low-key glad I'm doing this easy chapters 3 times.

Kostas! Ah, I miss his mutton face. It's so weird doing all of this repeat but with Shez instead.

OMG I didn't even realize I was playing as Edelgard. I'm glad they told me how to switch. How many units do people recommend to level up?

Alois! But no puns :(

Woot, killed Kostas. Did he actually die? Like in story?

I got S-Rank. Does everyone for round 1, or did my random button smashing actually get that? Because, like, I had 0 clue what I was doing lamo.

Shez has gotten 2 good level ups. Though, I'm guessing he's a good unit because he's the MC?

Shez MVP. Figures. I used him basically the whole time.

STORY

These three really have a knack for running into OP mercenaries.

Yes, Arval, I wonder why the bandits were after them too. /s

Edelgard and panting after the self-insert. Name a more iconic duo -_-

FINALLY A PUN. I love you, Alois.

I'm having Shez run around and just be a giant dick to everyone. It's great. I'll pick the nice ones the next time lamo. And then the 3rd time, I'll only be nice to characters I like.

Claude liked it when I doubted Alois lol. And Marianne, my beloved.

Lame, with Hubert I only get one option. But it's super funny that Bernie refused to come.

I love how Edelgard goes from - ahem, I am a princess, thank you! Right to - must be so nice to not have your life chosen for you. . She never really recognizes that contradiction lol.

Aww, Dimitri looked for Remire to help Shez out. 😊

Lamo, Dimitri and Claude say literally nothing about themselves.

"I'm proud to call him my . . . vassal." Yeah, what was he originally going to say?

I love how the tradition of Dimitri praising all of the Blue Lions is still in-tact. It's one of the first things I honestly noticed about him, so I'm soooo happy that stayed the same.

Ok, makes sense. Shez will get to the monastery because of payment. And low-key threats lol.

Dimitri's being a sweetie again. Worrying about Shez having an actual choice. Claude also apologized later. Meanwhile Edelgard is like - on the bright side, you'll get to talk to muah! 👀

Lamo, Shez only says nice things about the lords unlike Byleth who only had negative things lamo. 😂 Arval called me out too.

Man, it's so cool seeing the Monastery again and everything.

Dragon daddy is back!

Oh! I'm a student this time! That's a cool switch-up. I bet that'll make things more chill and casual between them.

Arval doesn't like Rhea lol.

So I guess I'm picking a house after this convo? After that, I'll be doing one of these per route.

Not me over here wanting to pick the Blue Lions all three times. Though, I'm also really excited to see the other two storylines. It's just, one has the special little place.

It JERITZA the third teacher??? Oh, God, that makes even less sense than Byleth. Who would put him in charge of children?

NOOOO, I don't want Jeritza. Fuck that guy and his weird-ass voice. I want Manuela, and if not her, then Hanneman.

Ugh, Jeritza's probably the only playable character I legitimately dislike.

NOTES FROM 2ND AND 3RD PLAYTHROUGH

F!Shez sounds nice too. Her outfit is still clearly more fanservice than her male counterpart, but it's not as bad as Byleth's.

It is hard to take Ashen Demon Byleth seriously in those lacy tights and midriff armor. 😂😅

Claude like either answer lol.

I'm actually starting to get the hang of some of this gameplay. There's still a lot that I forget, but I can lock onto an enemy know at least lol.

LAMO, Sylvain has different dialogue for F!Shez. I'd be disappointed if he didn't.

God, I love how Shez says specifically that Dimitri will be a good king. Dimitri didn't get nearly enough positive stuff said about him from others, especially compared to the other lords.

Third time is a charm doing this. I actually remembered to use combat arts this time!

If I was Shez for real, I'd be torn between Golden Deer or Blue Lions. GD would seem chill and more relaxed, but Dimitri's the one who was always worried about me and trying to help. Edelgard's blatant attempts at recruiting and being like "well, you be getting forced into this, but you'll get to talk to me at least' would've been a major turn off.

[pigletxpoohbear]

I’d really like that (platonic! Ciel x reader x platonic! Alois)

So this is going to be similar and different from the last two I posted because yes it’s platonic, but it’s also aged up. Ciel and Alois are both 24 years old and will act more mature in this fic. Also credit to @idriyato for the picture below of aged up Ciel and Alois!

You had known Alois for a couple of years after attending a banquet with him and you met Ciel not too long after at a separate gathering. You became fast friends with the two Earls despite how different they were. They appreciated the respect that you gave them and also appreciated that you were different from most people they came across, otherwise known as a normal person. You had no ties with demons, angels, witches, reapers, nothing! You were literally an average person that just happened to have money and connections to the right people. They both appreciated this because it added some normalcy into their very chaotic lives, but there’s one thing you don’t know that they wish you did know. That they like you…

Ciel was very confident he could win your heart, but Alois was just as confident, they both believed they could both easily win you over it was just a matter of who you chose first

Ciel would invite you over for tea and compliment your physical and mental attributes

Alois would invite you over for a business meeting and compliment how financially wise and how wonderfully useful you always were no matter the situation

Every now and again Ciel would invite you and Alois to his mansion for dinner and vice versa they like to compete and do it in each others face to see who’s better than who

They compliment your eyes, your face, everything about you so they can see who’s better

Alois had invited you and Ciel one day, Ciel arrived and when you arrived they were surprised to see two kids with you one who looked about 7 and one who looked about 4.

“Hi Alois, hi Ciel, I’m sorry but my s/o couldn’t watch the kids today is it okay if we all eat lunch together?” “Uh, oh sure.”

Lunch was painfully quiet and Alois and Ciel kept exchanging looks until Ciel finally spoke up, “So, Y/N you’re married?”

“Oh yes, but I don’t keep my wedding ring on my left ring finger, but on my middle finger cause it’s an heirloom wedding ring and it’s the only finger it fits on. Did you guys not know I was married.” “No, we didn’t know you had two delightful children either,” Alois said.

“Oh, well you were always talking about work Alois and you were always talking about mind games and new toys for the company Ciel. It just never really came up.”

They both realized they never really asked much about you and mainly talked about themselves or just complimented you.

“I think I can speak for me and Alois when I say, I’m sorry.” “As painful as it is, Ciel is correct. I’m really sorry. We weren’t attentive to you or your life outside of when we saw each other. That wasn’t right of us. I believe that I can speak for me and Ciel when I say that you’re a dear friend to us and we’d like to get know you and your family better, if you’ll allow us to.”

“I’d really like that.”

Even though you were married and had two kids, you’d always have a special place in Alois and in Ciel’s heart. Even if that meant as just a friend, cause as Alois said, you are a dear friend to them (cause your their only normal friend, but you don’t need to know that).

[lightcreators]

Playfulness was an lightness playground in which he could forget previous circumstances … Remaining discreetly over an small cling towards his classmate, inside that slight gesture of attention he hadn't yet removed, there was remembrances he was living inside reality … He really wanted to living these future weeks of recovery fully, without been embraced by other thoughts --- nevertheless, did it would be how circumstances would follow ? One of his most higher fears was sudden appareances of his father --- something that will happens in one way or another, an visit he would have to face in some way or another, because it was likely impossible his father wasn't informed at some point, accidentally, his son almost killing himself, but no worries, he was fine and Hogwarts was really competent … It was one of possibilities he didn't wanted to picture at the moment, but the one who tourment him. Keep an lying face in front of the nurse considering circumstances, considering what happened, or even about his current state and how many lies he would have to use --- he can. Keep an lying face in front of an compassionate director who would really want his well-being and questioning him further about circumstances around the event, he would be more complicated --- but he would holding over reassurance, holding over that lightness he honestly worked too hard beyond that … but would have to keep him to sneark further. It was a matter of time until Snape came, and he would have to distract him --- it was unlucky they were to able to talk about their business, unless potions, in middle of the infirmary … which would be problematic for these affairs in general where he would have to compromise at distance. Potter would want to see him … and well, he really had to pick a time where no one would see him and no one would relate he saw Malfoy !

Inside these walls, loneliness was going to be another poison. His despair was still an terrible another venom on itself, but that … it was something coming from the past, pleasant reflective remembrance of something he never wanted experiencing again ! Inside his previous life, where he had escaped death --- he had mentally collapsed … managed to keep up with himself thanks to Potter … then slowly collapsing once more inside an deep and intense depression … what he had been anticipating by 'mental death' once he had physically removed of his throat's pressure, as another survival instinct that can't be ignored. Though, back at that time, regardless if whispers and gaze had been present --- there had no mark on his body as reminder. His deal's sign had disappearead, the spider symbol who had cursed him was gone, and the sacrificial presence of his metaphoric twin was gone, sealed within another manor … It was terrible --- he needed to accept himself with physical reminder about what happened. He wanted accept himself, as Draco Malfoy, as Alois Trancy, with that mark. His twin did, where that mark had been last of his problems considering how chaotic consequences he manage to create… Facing his reflection was another tourment, something he would have to confess.

Remembrances appeasing themselves inside that gentle fatality of an repeat over proposition he had been himself to bring up. ❝ Oh~~ You had been anticipating what I was going to say --- ❞ He complimented with another pleasant laugh. Currently, he wanted focus over the playfulness of their exchange, nothing else. ❝ Will be good for learn at distance~ ❞ He noted before answering almost immediatly, pretty much half-frustrated by the reminder. ❝ Potions. For know exactly every step I need to do. For be sure not to mess up with it … ❞ Even if Snape came in, he wouldn't be physically and mentally in state for receiving private potions lessons --- he would probably collapsing in sleep in the middle, being an loud annoyance he would feel sorry for him, and just won't have intellectual abilities as he had usually … where even trying conversation of that matter will not spare him to be remembered about how important his well-being was hence other kind of questions ! There was likewise an following silence over his current honestly of his state. Not knowing who he was … had been let behind, not orally expressed, but also was a problem. Something the nurse cannot fix, even if she would ask him so many questions about his impressions of self. Something Rand himself cannot fix, where neither some spell would help him back … He was himself and his twin at the moment … and no one told him inside small lines how mentally it will be … how emotionally the weight was difficult … how even strange the entire thing was … and besides, the wizarding world didn't knew Alois Trancy, London's terror, discrete villain living in darkness, known to be a desperate case and highly chaotic ! The human world didn't remember him … the physical wizarding world didn't know him … nevertheless, with that mark along his throat, with the remembrance of what happened … it was as if he had passed an invisible checkpoint earlier than expected … he had to embody Illusions now, go to the end of the project, go to the end of the desire … because a miracle had taken place … because the resurrection had taken place … and the emperor was punished at the end … barrier between truth and lies was no longer what it had been, and in his regaining consciousness he had realized how immense a witch's distress could be … He had to defeat the emperor to gain the approval of the human world, he had to face his reflection to embrace heart of the Golden Witch, and he had passed the Underground trial. Instead of thinking that he was going to relive it again, it was because he had experienced this almost murder that he could avoid it ! ❝ The nurse engage her career on me~ She won't let me restarting clases if I'm not yet fully recover. With my name, it's dangerous ground~ ❞ He reassured while nodding.

It will be also his unique occassion to truthfully taking care of himself … to preparing himself to live instead of the opposite. To rediscover everything he hadn't more noticed. He would have to bring moves on chessboards at distance, nevertheless, if he tempted the devil, he might collapsing for good --- staightaway from despair and an exhaustion … It wasn't what he desired. It wasn't as he wanted. Be good-willed in all cases could only bring advantages. For once, he would have to play around with the truth for gain influence … He laughed. ❝ I hope so~ My poor subjects will have a good reason to be exasperated when I appear before them again and ask for a luxurious buffet. ❞ Too bad he wouldn't perceive Potter's decomposed face concerning his actual state … Would have be priceless ! For a short moment, he noticed density inside his expression. An sad smile answered towards his unsaid guilt, as he didn't blamed him be unable to watch him unless to bring eyes towards the mark of his throat … It was understandable. He nodded. Oh. Within informations he asked to miss today's classes, surprise betrayed his expression. Well, he really missed Potter expression on that, aaaah, toooo baaad. Poor Potter will remain so scared on his corner, and it's was on his responsabilities to make everything easy ! ❝ We might have a lot of snacks between us. ❞ He joked slowly. ❝ Beyond having you as a private teacher so that I would have less work to catch up on ! ❞ Current surprise about his action remained inside his expression. ❝ I thank you for being my adorable guardian angel~ ❞ He was his after all, though he was rather a demon than an angelic sweetheart … still complicated to define … ❝ I'm grateful and I'll be one of best masters you have known~ You could be my knight but unfortunately I have to grab my king crown first. ❞

               ˜”*°•.     He  could  barely  look  at  him   -  eyes  almost  impulsively  falling  upon  the  mark .  Draco  did  deserve  a  break .  He  deserved  to  spend  days  if  not  weeks  away  from  unwanted  attention ,  away  from  pressure ,  from  anxieties .  He  was  still  uncertain  whether  the  idea  was  good,  though  -  the  absence  of  distractions  much  too  maddening ,  he  knew  that  well .  To  spend  days  alone ,  mind  having  no  homework  to  focus  on,  much  too  dangerous -  what  would  he  ponder  ?  The  attack  ,  the  injury ,  the  near  death  experience .  Maybe  if  a  spell  was  cast  on  him,  they  would  be  able  to  conceal  the  wound ,  save  his  mind  the  reminder  of  the  conflict .  However ,  he  was  not  certain  whether  he  had  the  right  to  even  make  the  suggestion  -  definitely  not  cast  it  himself to begin with .  ❝  Well , I  will  be  keeping  you  notes . ❞  Came  the  assurance  -  tone  still  casual ,  still  playful.  Keeping  a  light  air  was  the  only  way  they  both  stayed  sane , after all . Focusing on something nicer , happier instead of the chaos surrounding them .  ❝ Any  favorite  class  that  you’d  prefer  the  greatest  quality of wiriting  ? ❞   For  perhaps  notes  had  never  been  his  biggest  strength ,  he  was  more  than  willing  to  write  up  whole  books  of  them  if  Draco  asked  so .

At  the  sound  of  his  next  words ,  he  stayed  quiet .  It  was  a  constant  repetition  -  the  scene in  his  mind ,  everything  else  that  later  followed .  Hands  grabbing  his  throat ,  his  brain  shouting  that  he  was  the  enemy ,  the  absolute  blurriness  blinding  him .  And  then ,  the  remorse ,  the  anger ,  the  pain .  He  understood  -  maybe  not  totally ,  not  perfectly,  but  he  knew  what  exhaustion  felt  like . He understood what fear was , that sense of feeling body and soul collapsing .  ❝ You  should  get  as  much  rest  as  you  need .  Don’t  rush  it . ❞  It’d  be  better  this  way .  Despite  all ,  they  were  still  children  anyway .  Children  that’d  been  ripped  off  from  a  supposed  normalcy  and  tossed  into  the  rawness  of  destiny .  If  Draco  could  take  a  break ,  he  should  do  it  right .  He  should  gather  the  strength,  he  should  let  himself  heal ,  recover .  Hogwarts  was  going  nowhere ,  after  all .  And  Rand  ?  He  was  already  thinking  to  visit  the  library  later  -  find  something,  anything  that  could  prevent  this  tragedy  from  ever  happening  again .  ❝  We  will  be  all  here,  after  all,  waiting  for  your  majesty .  ❞  He  joked   -  yet  the  light  attitude  was  soon  to  be  replaced  by  something  worried ,  something  serious .  He  didn’t  like  it   -  Draco  barely  capable  of  even  existing …  he  should’ve  been  stronger, he shouldn't have lashed out. And definitely not at him.  ❝  If  you  need  me  to  bring  you  anything,  tell  me .  I  asked  that  I  miss  today’s  classes,  after  all .  So ... see me as your very very temporal servant. ❞ 

[animeyanderelover]

ok so i’m not sure what you character limit is but can you do alois, ciel, sebastian, claude and the reapers fighting over a a modern s/o but they can travel back and fourth anytime they want. Like the s/o can go back to their original world andy time and can come back to the black butler world anytime. Like they can just go in between Thank you and have a nice day! 💕

My character limit is 10. The amount of emojis I had to use here was quite a lot. Alois and Ciel are aged up in here. Since I already did posts about all of them with a modern s/o I would recommend to read that for a better understanding.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsessiveness, delusions, paranoia, clinginess, bipolar behavior, manipulation, sabotage, gaslighting, isolation, stalking, kidnapping

Modern s/o can go back and forth between the worlds

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️That’s quite the chaotic mix you got yourself there, having nearly all the characters falling in love with you. And that would be absolute chaos because we have a lot of candidates who simply can’t stand each other. Alois and Ciel, Sebastian and Claude, William and Sebastian, Undertaker and the other grim reapers and even though we never saw Claude and Alois interacting much with the grim reapers there would be a certain tension too.

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️But on the other hand we have a lot of potential poly relationships as well, different kind of team ups. Ciel and Sebastian, Alois and Claude, William, Grell and Ronald. There’s also the chance that Ciel and Alois will temporarily work together as well as their demon butlers. But these will most likely not last long, main goals from everyone being it to wipe the competition out whilst also making sure that you stay with them.

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️But what happens if you can travel back and forth by will? That would be a huge problem for them because you can just disappear anytime you want, meaning kidnapping will be not very useful since you could literally every moment vanish into thin air. Not only that, but there’s no guarantee when exactly you will come back, you might not come back at all.

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️I guess there would be a few candidates who would find this pretty cool. I think about Alois, Grell, Undertaker an Ronald as well, even though the last two see why this can also be a huge problem. They would be the types who would often ask you if you can bring them for a short trip into your world over. Don’t misunderstand, everyone would want to see your world for their own, but these four here are the most eager.

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️But all will eventually realize how big of a threat this can be if you can control by will when you’re getting transported back or not. Knocking you out or drugging you constantly isn’t an option and bad for your health so that isn’t the way. So everyone will search on their own, or in teams, for a way to rob you from this ability. Sebastian and Ciel might work together with Alois and Claude, the grim reapers Grell, Ronald and William most likely worked from a very early point on “together” and Undertaker has enough trust in himself that he can find a solution on his own.

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️I can see the chance that if someone finds out how to erase your power they would keep it for themself and convince you into traveling with them to your world only to make sure you won’t be able to travel back again and are stuck with them. Especially for the demons or the grim reapers this would be an advantage because they won’t have to deal with any other creatures like them in your world. There would only be a few exceptions who would prefer it to have you stay in the world where they know how things work. That would be William and possibly Ciel since both of them need to be in control.

☕️🐈‍⬛👅🕷🟥😃📒⚰️If your powers get blocked whilst being in your world, which will most likely be William’s work then be prepared that there will be blood spilled whilst everyone, except William and maybe Ciel, will try to find a way to unlock your powers temporarily to go with the original plan.

[lyranova]

Masterlist:

The Proposal (fic)

Our What? (fic)

Sick Day (fic)

The Sweater (fic)

Half My Wardrobe (fic)

Thunder and Nightmares (fic)

Proud of You (fic)

You Are Beautiful (18+ fic)

You Are Beautiful Pt. II (fic)

When You’re Sober (fic)

Candrilla (fic)

Aloys (fic)

Orders (18+ fic)

Orders Pt. II (fic)

Chaotic Wedding (fic)

Accidental Kiss (fic)

Never Again (fic)

First Date (headcanon)

Beach Date (headcanon)

Relationship (headcanon)

Greyche Moodboard

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