#chaos goblins

[catsofyore]

Gremlins! 1962. Source.

[black-suns-rim]

Random doodles

Still in an art funk, but I got some cool random doodles I've made this past week/recently. Enjoy

[lonewolflink]

YES LET'S FUCKING GO STROMERRRRRRRRRRR

SIRI PLAY THE MIDDLE BY JIMMY EAT WORLD

A;LREKGMA;ELKRMG;ALEKRMG;LAEKMRGALKERMG;LKAMEG;RLKM;AELKRMG;ALRK

[imprvdente]

@uselessdevice​ sent: [ DRUNK ] : sender calls receiver while drunk ,  asking to be picked up . From Basil @uselessdevice ! from:  ↪     𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺 .

The phone rung in her pocket, and she froze. Oh, that was a very bad time to be calling her! Scolding herself for not putting her stupid phone into airplane mode (something she should have known to do before breaking and entering into someone’s house to steal a precious family heirloom) she still took it from her pocket. Basil. Of course.

She answered while shoving the reason for her “visit” in her bag. “What, Basil? I’m busy,” she silently hissed at him, leaving the house just like she had come in (though the window). As Basil slurred a reply, she quickly noticed he was drunk. “Goddammit Basil, I can’t leave you alone for one minute. Where are you?”

[belialjones]

oh is it time for my favorite video in the world

[tagswoman]

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[kindaawesomebutnotreally]

New motto for my people

So Karens have: Live, laugh Love But how about something for those who need to love themselves and not worry about what others think: Do your worst, Do your best at it, Do your thing

[zealouswitchwerewolf]

DP AU where the box ghost is actually someone from the future that came back as a ghost to try and warn Danny before all the major battles. The problem is that ghosts are mostly ruled by emotions and since he isn't directly connected to all the battles as they happened, his memories get fuzzy at best so whenever he warns Danny, it's either because there's about to be a world ending event or because someone's cat got stuck on a tree (and anything in between)

So when Danny joins the JL as Phantom they ask him about his rogue gallery. He tells them all about the ancients he fought and skulker and the GIW, even his parents, though he only says they were mad scientists with a huge bias.

And then, after he tells them about the "plasmius incident" they ask whether he thinks Vlad is the one that's caused him most trouble and Danny goes quiet for a bit and looks thoughtful for way too long before saying in a quiet voice "no, that's actually the box ghost. He's always warning me about something. It's terrifying"

The JL are concerned. What could be worse than all the Eldritch terrors Danny has described? They try to ask for details but whenever they bring the topic, Danny gets this lost stare and goes silent until they change the topic or snap him out of it. It's kind of unsettling. So they leave it be. Even Batman doesn't push it (he would rather not traumatize the kid more, thank you very much, he's also wondering if he can adopt someone that's technically dead, asking for a friend).

And then the box ghost shows up at the watchtower. They all come running when they hear the ominous "Beware". Batman activates all the alerts. Boxy just throws a box at him, then leaves. Batman calls for a meeting, most of the heroes were already in the watchtower anyway, he describes the incident to phantom.

Danny: ah, that was just his way of saying hi. I guess he wants to start haunting you too. Should be fun :)

Batman: hn

The JL: ?!?

Danny: Don't worry, I'll ask him to be nicer next time :)

Flash: was that... Supposed to be terrifying? He just threw a box, right?

Danny: 🤷🏻‍♀️

[dancingbirdie]

Some goblin Astarion things.

He pinches you when you toss and turn too much in your shared bed. “Wake up and stop flailing! Gods. I’ll have bruises from your pointy elbows in the morning.”

He sews “kick me” on the butt of Gale’s trousers in dark, dark gray after the Wizard pisses him off. Karlach sees it with her dark vision when they’re in the Underdark and promptly knees him in the ass.

He steals all of Halsin’s wooden ducks and plants them in Wyll’s tent, for shits and giggles.

He tries to line a tripwire across the front of Lae’zel’s tent entrance, but ends up pricking himself on a blow dart booby trap he failed to perceive. Incurs -3 hit points and the bleeding condition for 10 turns.

He nips your neck like a disgruntled cockatoo when you tease him in front of the other party members.

He puts swamp green clothing dye in Shadowheart’s bottle of hair dye when she’s not looking, causing her to endure some sickly green highlights for a fortnight.

He steals Wither’s staff while he’s speaking with Jaheria and hides it among Lae’zel’s armory. Gets hauled over by the ear by Jaheira to apologize to Withers. And Lae’zel.

He hides in the bushes near camp and makes god-awful wailing noises to keep Scratch and the owlbear cub barking while the party is trying to get some sleep.

He fabricates some ridiculous story about how the Weave is really a hoax designed by Big Magic to control the masses, just to see Gale go purple in the face while arguing against this “utter tripe.”

He loudly proclaims that he overheard Shadowheart telling Wyll she could beat Lae’zel in unarmed combat with a hand tied behind her back, then scampers away cackling when the two lady warriors start yelling at one another.

[2012throwback]

brennan created a self-insert aarakocra officer to create consequences for emily’s chaotic choices and in response ally has become an absolute agent of chaos in every episode

[seafoodsoda]

Friend convinced me these were really cute so here’s my Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team Pokes featuring me and @piwiikiwii , Cubone and Torchic respectively, (Also Gengar to meme on him and as size comparison because Torchic and Cubone are the same height )

and we decided to call ourselves Team S.E.E.S Just because 😉

[beaujester]

favorite salt in the wound finales (in no particular order) rock en seine, france - august 25th (x)

[black-suns-rim]

Goblin stuff

Jas and Raakz art (but mostly Jas). I love drawing these two menaces. They torment their party members daily with their antics. Raakz belongs to @thenomadclan

[lonewolflink]

ok but think about how every hockey pundit's head will literally implode if that caps win game 1

CONSIDER THE CHAOS

[namtan]

ONLY FRIENDS | Ep 10

[noyzinerd]

Stiles: Don't act like you weren't gone on me the moment I waltzed into your life.

Derek: It wasn't so much a waltz as it was frantic skittering across a roof at 4AM followed by the sound of an accordion falling down the stairs.