#chairem anime

[voiced-and-animated-by]

Today's gender is voiced by the lovely SungWon Cho and animated by early 2000s Studio Bones

[theteapotofdoom]

Prozd is such a madlad because he made Chairem Anime, the goofiest, least serious, most UNHINGED parody of a romance anime where the characters are literally him in a wig and the furniture in his appartement AND YET I can tell that if it were real I would really really really be into Refrigerator Senpai, like that’s how good he is a tropes and voice acting.

[digital-magus]

in order we have: Scene Wolf, Cookie Run, and Chairem Anime Season 7 Villain.

Slapping Anime Hair+ 'Cool' Narrowed eyes into something really increases its 'coolness factor' haha

[mattithecatti]

tomoko chan!!!!!!

[builtintripping]

god damn it, how did it come to this!?

Buy me a coffee

[pilferingapples]

this has nothing to do with anything but I cannot go through my day being the only one who's seen this

[imagonista]

"How many times have you watched the 'Date Everything' game trailer?

Me: Yes

Ive never played a dating sim my entire life, never been interested in them. But this looks so goofy, not to mention the fact that it's made by voice actors, so I'm intrigued!

[mr-kriiingle]

i hate ur cute bb photo n ur cringe quote from a taylor swift song n ur posts. but i love your cousin btw

[idolsgf]

at least i get to see suzume tonight

[nilesmoon]

they're making a dating sim where you can date your household items. they made prozds chairem anime real

[wuekka]

Watched a trailer and developers interview for Date everything game and it looks fun! Chairem anime the game :'D

I know who I am going to date...and they note there's different forms of romance in the game, which I like. :D

[totodiletears]

OH MY GOD IT'S PROZD'S CHAIREM ANIME

[seansilv25]

So that Partner Showcase and Indie World, huh?

In all honesty, this one kinda just went by me. Somewhat due to the lack of interesting stuff in it, but mostly due to you-probably-know-what. But nevertheless, let's cover this double whammy of a presentation

Balatro: Friends of Jimbo; DISTRACTION DANCE MUSIC HEARD. BEING THOROUGHLY DISTRACTED Neva; I swear I've seen this kind of game in like five different forms yet they all look the same. They're like Fromsoft games Moth Kubit; Corporately cute, I suppose Coffee Talk Tokyo; I don't drink coffee, so I can't really get the hype Sea of Stars; This just looks like the same kind of basic JRPG that you would see in any given anime when they need a "video game" to fill time PowerWash Simulator: Shrek DLC; someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA WASH ME! Morsels; Why does this look like Cuphead plus Little Nightmares to me? Date Everything; Anyone else remember Chairem Anime? Or at least skipped to Sofaden? Peglin; Isn't this the kind of game that's best suited for mobile? Wobbly Life; So Human Fall Flat but free roam? Pico Park 2; If there's one thing Grian taught me, its that this game is far more toxic than the Indie World guys are making it out to be Shovel Knight: Shovel of Hope DX; You're telling me there's still stuff to add for Shovel Knight on Switch? I thought that was all burnt through Europa; Kinda getting BOTW vibes, NGL Cuisineer; ...So is it a roguelike but Overcooked or something? On Your Tail; Wonder how much furry you-know-what has been uploaded to you-know-where already? Metal Slug Tactics; So did SNK sell off Metal Slug or something? How does this count as Indie then? The Plucky Squire; ...Honestly I got nothin' for this one Pizza Tower; Y'ALL READY TO GET FUNKY?!

Tetris Forever; You guys think there are actually 99 Tetrises by this point? Star Overdrive; Why is this giving me Marvel vibes? Goat Simulator 3; It's Goat Sim. What else can I say? Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st; Basic-looking RPG. I got nothing Star Wars Hunters; Is this Star Wars Overwatch or something? ...okay S.T.A.L.K.E.R.; What is this, "I Can't Believe It's Not COD"? Worms Armageddon; Alright, where's my Holy Hand Grenade? Disney Dreamlight Valley; What was new within this that wasn't here the last time? The Patrick Star Game; Is this a goat sim-like game? No, this is Patrick Fitness Boxing 3; I imagine if you made this into a VR game, it would become the new Wiimote-into-TV Capcom Fighting Collection 2; Power Stone & co rise from the grave (Except the one Capcom fighting game series that's all about things rising from graves) MVC Fighting Collection; Break out the Mango Sentinels and find where your curly mustaches at, because mid-September is MAHVEL TIME, BAYBEE! Atelier Yumia; Honestly this looks like a poor mans Xenoblade to me Suikoden Iⅈ When will these sprite on 3d rpgs END?! Dragon Quest III HD-2D; (read above) Castlevania Dominus; Huh... neat Civilization VII; Let's just hope that Ghandi is as far away from this one as possible this time round Tales of Graces f; Wait, there's more to Tales of than just Lloyd and Yuri? Wow MySims: Cozy Bundle; Miis plus Sims make this, apparently FNAF: Help Wanted 2; har har har-har har har har-har har-har FNAF: Security Breach - Ruin; Dude, even the trailer was kind slow in framerate. That's how you know that this game has it rough Epic Mickey: Rebrushed; Unless I'm mistaken, I think that was actually the first time we've gotten a look at Tomorrow City. Every other location in the Wasteland was shown off before, but not here Tales of the Shire; Neat Just Dance 2025; Just Dance must have found the Fountain of Youth with how little dying its doing Funko Fusion; This just looks like a lesser Lego Dimensions, to be honest EA Sports FC 25; Dude, who even cares about EA Sports games? (Outside of our goat and savior Madden 08) Lego Horizons Adventures; I just want to know if and/or when the next Tt Lego game will be Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma; In all honestly, the whole "Japanese" aesthetic has been far overplayed to me. It's completely lost any luster in my eyes Yakuza Kiwami; FOUND YOU ON SWITCH, KIRYU-CHAN!!!

All in all, kind of uneventful. But at least not in terms of the rest of today, because SONIC 3 TRAILER, LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!

[rppromptarchive]

Sentence starters - The Pizza Brothers skits by Prozd. Edit as necessary! Or feel free to substitute pizza out for literally anything else.

King Dragon starters, Chairem Anime starters

"Brother...I know now."

"A good pie isn't just about ingredients or technique...it's about the love you put into it."

🎵 "Pepperoni pizza pie..." 🎵

"One of these days, we're gonna open our own pizza place."

"We're gonna make a pie so good, it'll reach the stars."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"What? I'm serious! C'mon!"

"Hey, cut it out, bro! That really hurt!"

"So it's a show about...pizza?"

"IT'S NOT JUST A SHOW ABOUT PIZZA!"

"I'm just saying...if we put...pizza on the menu..."

"We don't do pizza, [name]. I don't do pizza. Not anymore."

"I know this is hard for you..."

"You don't know. You can say you know, you can say you understand. But you don't. You need to let this go."

"Your brother wouldn't want this."

"DON'T tell me what my brother would have wanted. We'll never know what he would've wanted now."

"I applied to be your sous chef because I tasted one of your pies."

"I can't watch you do this to yourself."

"Then go."

🎵 "WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THAT'S AMORE—" 🎵

[girlysword]

share ten different favorite characters from ten different pieces of media in no particular order, then send this to 10 people (anon or not, your choice) 🎥🎬📺

1) Leopold Fitz from Agents of Shield

2) Son Gohan from DragonBall Z

3) Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones

4) Baelfire/Neal Cassidy from Once Upon a Time

5) Molly Hooper from Sherlock

6) Steve Harrington from Stranger Things

7) Giselle from Enchanted and Disenchanted

8) Sosuke Bosuke from the Tomoko Chairem Anime (gif is not of the character, but it is the best ProZD gif i could find)

9) Mendanbar From the Enchanted Forest Chronicles

10) Peter Parker (yes I cheated sue me)

[telltalebatman]

senshi in english dubbing: mmmm, such a delicious stew.

my brain, trained on sungwon cho's skits about the chairem anime and the king dragon series: god fucking dammit, what is lysanderoth up to this time