#the chairem anime we all needed

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at least i get to see suzume tonight

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Sentence starters - The Chairem Anime skits by Prozd. Edit names, pronouns, etc as necessary!

King Dragon starters, Pizza Brothers starters

“We’ve known each other since childhood, will she ever see me as more than a friend?”

“Heh heh. More like, Chairem Anime.”

“But now two of us love you! Who will you choose?”

“Why don’t we all just...fuck each other? Y’know, just...one big fuck pile.”

“And so anime was solved forever!”

“What is that? What is that music?”

“___, you pervert! Did you look up my skirt?”

“Tee-hee! Oh, ___, you’re so naughty~”

“This isn’t in the manga...”

“What is going on? Cut back to me! What the hell is with this pacing? ... CUT TO HER!”

“___, do you remember that time I slapped you?”

“I have work to do, buuut I’ll just watch one episode. One and done.”

“I have a secret to tell you. It’s about your brother.”

“It’s...it’s...something I’m not gonna say until next episode, bitch!”

“___, that’s a mystery that only you can solve...by the end of episode 26.”

“You don’t have what it takes to kill me, ___.”

“There are two more seasons after this. Fuck your schedule!”

“I don’t know about this guys, I don’t wanna do it! I’m too scared!”

“Don’t run away, ___, we need you!”

“The ___ you knew is long gone, ___. You can count on me. I won’t abandon my friends ever again.”

“Things get a little silly around here with all these cute boys, but one thing we all know is that we’ll always be friends forever, and nothing will ever change that!”

“Everything’s changed. It’s been three years since ___ killed ___ and left our village.”

“My outfit is now black, because things are serious business now.”

“Whatever, man. This is an anime movie. This shit ain’t canon, we’re never gonna see any of these characters ever again.”

“Hi, I’m ___. As you might remember, I became a legendary warrior and the president. But here’s my daughter, ___!”

“HI, I’M ___, I’M JUST AS GOOD, RIGHT?”

“Guys, ___ killed my entire family.”

“Look upon your dead family, ___! Every one of them slain by my hand!”

“Fuck you, ___! Your family sucks! I will never regret doing this!”

“But ___, look, he has a funny mustache now! He’s so endearing, and a good guy!”

“Good luck fitting that on your shelf, you dickhead!”

“___, there is no one I trust more than you.”

“I’m glad to hear it, ___. You’re a very important person to me.”

“Oh, they FUCKIN’.”

“Hey, ___, wanna walk home together?”

“Hahaha! Don’t talk to me.”

“Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope — okay, bye!”

“Ooh, he’s so mysterious. But underneath that cold exterior, you know he really cares.”

“Okay, so you’re still in Orange Dominion. I know it’s a little slow, but the next arc is so good.”

“Oh, dude, Galaxy Vacation? As soon as I watched Galaxy Vacation, I was like, oh man, I’m on board.”

“It’s easily top five arcs, although I really love Jump Rope Canyon.”

“Yeah, I know, but the payoff is incredible at the end. Plus, it leads right into Soda Pop Frequency.”

“What’s great about ___ is there’s actually a really great filler arc with him. Did you ever watch Spade is Invulnerable?”

“Well, uh, no spoilers, but let’s just say, don’t get too attached!”

“Okay, so...he dies.”

“I’m not watching this fucking anime.”

“What I wouldn’t give to be able to return to those halcyon days, where I could make you smile...with a big plate of [OVER MEDIUM EGGS], seasoned with [PEPPER].”

“*gasp* The pepper ending!”