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thank god johnny only shows up in the passenger seat, because if I was riding the bike and johnny showed up on the back holding onto V's waist I would shoot my ps5

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Alberta Ferretti SS19 RTW

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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this email could have been a concept album :/

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

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lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

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Getting into fandoms is so scary .if I characterize this guy wrong everyone is going to kill me I can sense it

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I keep thinking of more Mori’na as companion lines, she’d be such a menace

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Inquisitor as Companion Tag Game

Rules: For the categories below, describe or list the greetings your Inquisitor (as a companion) would say when approached by the PC

Thank you so much for the tag, @shivunin @star--nymph and @idolsgf! <3 Just back home and quite tired, so it's one for both... I may do Radha (or anyone else in other games, tell me) as well, but if it'll strike my fancy I'll tag you both again.

I swear the idea of companion!Aisling moving through Skyhold was something I was caressing before, I'm writing her companion piece since forever ahahahahahah but I join the trend gladly, it's such a fun idea. :3 All under cut because... It long.

Tagging: @inanshalla @noobsydraws @ndostairlyrium @inquisimer @chanafehs @dreadfutures @dungeons-and-dragon-age @cao-the-dreamer @rowanisawriter @saltyowlets @diesvitae @hollytree33 and YOU READING

Aisling Lavellan

Cold/Hostile (-75 to -5):

At low approval, she’ll be mainly found in the Gardens, Solas’ rotunda either perched on top of the scaffolding, or sitting in a corner as Solas is painting, or the Herald’s Rest close to Cole. Depending on the advancement of the game, she’ll be conversing with Solas or Cole always in elvish. In the Garden, she’s either chatting with Elan Ve’mal about gardening, about how many of the vases to dedicate to Elfroot if the garden was upgraded as a Herb garden, or complaining that the statue of Andraste “makes the elfroot and the embrium gloomy” otherwise. Later on, she’ll also be found chatting with Morrigan about history and lore, asking her to tell her stories about the Blight or what ruins she found in her travels – very eagerly, or teaching Kieran some magic. If you interact with her, there’ll be an extra dialogue line in which the Inquisitor will ask her what she was talking about. If cold or hostile, she’ll always dismiss the question, perfectly politely, saying it’s something too trivial to concern such an important figure, she’s sure. In greetings and goodbyes and conversations, she keeps polite and gentle, but terribly cold. If you ask her anything personal, she’ll deflect every single question by making another. Insisting on asking leads to disapproval.

Greetings:

Andaran atish’an, lord/lady Inquisitor (-25 to -5)/Herald (-75 to -26).

It’s a lovely day, isn’t it?

Oh? What brings you here?

What would his/her lordship/ladyship wish from me?

Whatever may a humble elf help you with?

Farewells:

Dareth shiral, my lord/lady.

May the Creators bless you.

I hope you found what you were looking for.

May Mythal bless you with a clear mind in judgement.

Thank you for your time.

May the Dread Wolf never catch your scent.

Note: she’ll call you Inquisitor above -25 of approval. Under that, it will always be Herald, and the references and casual naming of her gods will happen more often.

Neutral/Warm (-5 to 74):

At this point, other than the places above, she can be found also in the library, in Dorian’s nook discussing with him of magic, planning something… Unorthodox on a various degree of concerning (from making rain in the rotunda, to evaporate Solas’ colours in a puff of smoke to see if it still stains, to revive dead horses, to see after What Pride Has Wrought if they can build an eluvian on their own), or teaching each other their own language. The advisors will express concerns about their experiments at the War Table (Josie will be worried about the opinion of Orlais, Leliana will be amused by it, Cullen will begrudgingly say that they can’t be contained, but don’t seem to have any evil intention. All will agree that they contributed in making the life in the Keep better, anyway). Or at the stables, petting the horses and cooing at them. She named them all with names of food, Master Dennet and her keep bickering about how to name horses, and that “Chicken Nugget” isn’t really a name, even if her horse has a spot of that exact shape. Any question concerning her feelings or personal history beside “I am the First of Clan Lavellan” will see her changing the topic after giving the very minimum of an answer.

Greetings:

Andaran atish’an.

It’s a lovely day, isn’t it? The flowers are in bloom, and the garden smells so nice. - If the Herb Garden upgrade was chosen: The *name of the plant you planted* you potted is ready to be picked. You should hurry, wouldn’t want to be left with no potions on the field, right? - If the Chantry Garden upgrade was chosen: All those statues make the elfroot gloomy. But the blooming Crystal Grace is so delightful it makes even Andraste look happier, have you seen it? - Both options ends up with a: Oh, I’m sorry if I digress so! What is it?

What may I help you with?

Fancy seeing you here! Tell me everything.

Did you know that horses- Oh, it matters not, I’m sure.

Farewells:

Dareth shiral.

May you find what you’re looking for.

Have the nicest of days.

Take care.

Don’t forget to eat!

Friendly (75 to 125):

She’ll add the Herald’s Rest, in Sera’s nook with biscuits, tea and a full lemon custard pie the cook may or may not have been lamenting the mysterious disappearance of. They’re giggling together. If found with Cole, she’ll openly be sad about the discussion she was having with him. Or she can be found between the Iron Bull and Krem, discussing about today’s sparring round with the Chargers – The Iron Bull will comment that it’s weird for a mage to learn swordsmanship, but that she’s not a lost cause. Personal questions will be answered with shy but finally true answers, no deflection, no turning the topic on something else.

Greetings:

Oh, it’s you! Hi! *hugs the Inquisitor*

Aneth ara, lethallin/lethallan! (if elf)

Aneth ara! It’s a more friendly greeting, I hope you don’t mind. (if not elf)

I was just wondering whether we can- Oh, forgive me, I digress. Hello!

Have you read Varric’s latest book? The magic made no sense, I loved it. You should read it, it was so fun!

Is everything all right? It doesn’t look all right. What happened? Do you want to talk? Do you want a hug? I can hug you if you’d like. You look like you need it. Or I can listen, if you want to talk.

I was just hoping you stopped by!

Hello! Care for a snack? Have you eaten today? You should eat some more, too many worries make you famished, and you sure are worried a lot. Here, take a biscuit, I swear the baker made it, not me.

What did you dream of, last night? I had the weirdest dream, there were a talking lightning bolt, an octopus who loved to dance the tango, and a carnivore elfroot. But it couldn’t be, carnivore elfroot? No way. Oh, I’m sorry, were you saying…?

Farewells:

Oh, already? But sure you must be busy, I’m sorry if I bothered you.

Stop by any time!

Dareth shiral, lethallin/lethallan

I hope the day will be lovely and with the least amount of world-ending emergencies.

Take care, ok? I’m here for you if you need anything. Really. I know leading it’s difficult, if in such a smaller scale.

See you later, alligator! / Bye bye, crocodile! *and SO many variants*

Bye! *hugs the Inquisitor*

If flirted with, before romance is locked in:

Any race or gender can start a romance with her. Male Inquisitors tho won’t have any different greeting or farewell than the Friendly one. You’ll still be able to choose flirty options, but she’ll never get it. After three flirty dialogue options, you’ll get the cutscene to lock her romance, same as Female Inquisitors, and greetings and farewells will change accordingly. For Female Inquisitors, she’ll notice the flirting after the second flirty option, and change the greetings accordingly.

Greetings:

Oh! Oh it’s you! How lovely to see you! I was just- But surely you’re not interested. Or maybe you are? Are you? If you are we could- I’m sorry. Let me start again. Good morning. How are you? Did you sleep well and enjoy your breakfast? There, all better.

*giggles*

I was just thinking about you! Tell me everything and then some, please, you have such a lovely voice.

Do you want to pet my horse? I just washed him and he’s all clean and soft. If he didn’t roll in mud again, which- Uh, that didn’t came out the way I wanted. Let me start- You sure are busy. I’m sorry. Tell me everything.

I was just hoping you’d stop by! Here, I kept this pastry just for you. I know it’s your favourite and it was the last one, I took it before that silly Comte could eat it. Don’t worry, I used a tiny spell to keep it fresh, you can also eat it later.

Farewells:

Dareth shiral, lethallin/lethallan. *in a softer, sweeter voice*

Already? Aaw. I wish you had more free time, but thank you for spending the little you have with me, it really makes me glad.

I hope I’ll see you soon. This evening at the tavern, maybe?

I- Uh- Bye, sure, but… Uhm. Can I… Can I hug you? A dialogue wheel opens, where you can say yes or no. If you agree, she’ll hug you, and drag it further than necessary, with a deep sigh. Thank you.

After romance is locked in:

You’ll find her in your quarters, humming between herself.

Greetings:

Oh it’s you! I just made this flower crown for you! Here, take it! Please! I used your favourite flowers, I remember you told me. And… Yeah, well, I put something else too, so it reminds you of me as well. I enchanted it so it won’t wither and… Well, it’ll protect you, I hope you don’t mind. Inquisitor gains Elfroot Blessing, equip in helmet slot. It appears like a crown of elfroot leaves, tiny blue forget-me-nots and the flower you chose as your favourite in a precedent dialogue wheel (pre-romance). All healing poultices are more effective by the 25%, and you gather +1 in automatic when picking elfroot.

Venhan! *she pounces at you in a hug* Mwah! *a distinct noise of a real kiss after the fake one*

Hello, gorgeous!

You’re even prettier than a horse, has anyone ever told you?

Hello, ma venhan. How are you? Are you feeling well? Do you need a pause? We can take a pause, come one, sit with me.

I was just about to come and drag you away for lunch!

At last you’re here, I’ve missed you so!

I was thinking… No, I’m not planning of turning your windows in prisms so your room is filled with rainbows again, don’t worry. Even if it was such a nice idea, Dorian and I could have done it in- Ok, ok, no. You’re so cute when you’re grumpy! *giggles*

Oh! Just in time: they’re starting this little thing at the Herald’s Rest and I was just thinking that it would be lovely to go together! We could dance, maybe? What about it? It will be fun! I can teach you if you don’t know how to, don’t worry, it’s easy as breathing.

Farewells:

Take care, venhan, really. I know you’re about to complain but… Let me worry about you, ok?

I’m so proud of you and all you’re doing.

Ar lath ma, venhan.

First time, if Inquisitor is an elf: … Too soon? It’s too soon, isn’t it? Well…

First time, if Inquisitor isn’t an elf: I’ll tell you what it means the next time.

*kisses the Inquisitor* I’ll miss you.

Don’t let those silly Comtes and Dukes get to your head, ok?

I’m here when you need me. Always.

Go get them, tiger.

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Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

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finally got one of these!!!!!

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Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”

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Inquisitor as Companion Tag Game

Rules: For the categories below, describe or list the greetings your Inquisitor (as a companion) would say when approached by the PC

Tysm for the tag @shivunin!!

tagging: @ndostairlyrium @greypetrel @theheartmold @ell-vellan @fenharel-apologist94 @ustalav @scrollofgrease @rosieofcorona @melisusthewee and you if you're reading this :3 ( no pressure as always )

This was a lot of fun and really helpful for character work :D Hope you don't mind me stealing the wandering companion mechanic, it's a great idea and I feel like it would fit Mori'na really well too!!

Mori'na is definitely not one to hide her distaste for someone very well. She also won't discuss her family unless you are at the absolute max for high approval or locked in for romance. I also liked the idea of the Inquisitor gaining items through conversation to help aid travels outside of home base c:

I also decided to add farewells but you don't have to be as extra and can just do greetings if you were tagged

Mori'na Lavellan:

Cold/Hostile (-75 to -5):

Note: At low approval, Mori'na can usually be found on the edges of Skyhold, seeming to always have an escape route within reach. Sometimes can either be found in the battlements tightening her bow or on the bridge between the rotunda and Cullen's office.

Greeting:

(if inquisitor is human) What do you want, shemlen?

(if inquisitor is another elf) What do you want, da'len? (will say even if they're older, condescending tone)

(if inquisitor is either a Qunari or Dwarf) What do you want?

There's a severe lack of iron bark here. I guess I'll have to make do.

Don't you have somewhere to be, some special Herald of Andraste duties or something? That seems far more important than any conversation we'll have.

Fen'Harel ma ghilana.

(muttering) Fenedhis. (sighs) Do you need something?

Farewell:

A rather detached "Hm"

Neutral/Warm (-5 to 74):

Note: At a neutral approval, Mori'na can usually be seen in the same places as low approval with the addition of the Herald's Rest at the bar, in Cole's corner, or on the second floor of the stables.

Greeting:

Yes?

Need some help?

Creators, I could go for a nap right about now.

You look a bit sickly, are you alri-- ah! Seems the sky's green hue has betrayed my eyes yet again.

Farewell:

Alright then.

Bye.

Friendly (75 to 125):

Note: At high approval, Mori'na can be found in the gardens, usually either by the well or next to the planters. In rare instances the Inquisitor can overhear an argument between her and Morrigan (must have completed What Pride had Wrought to trigger). Can also overhear discussions of plants with Kieran.

Greeting:

Would you fancy a drink? I'm absolutely parched!

Come, partake in some elfroot with me. You could use a break. (+30 health next time the inquisitor leaves Skyhold, lasts for 230secs)

The roses are blooming early this year.

Need an ear, lethallen?

Anetha ara.

Farewell:

I look forward to continuing our talks.

May the Dread Wolf never catch your scent.

If flirted with, before romance is locked in:

Note: Either gender can flirt and start a relationship with Mori'na.

Greeting:

Ah look who it is. I was just thinking about you.

Your smile is even brighter than that hole in the sky.

Care for another drink? The red in your cheeks after a few could make anyone swoon.

Farewell:

You know where to find me if you care to shoot some arrows.

After romance is locked in:

Greeting:

Care to walk the gardens with me?

You are even more breathtaking than the last time we spoke.

Here, I picked this just for you. Pray it keeps you safe. (Inquisitor gains anemone pendant, equip in necklace slot. If Inquisitor falls below 50 health, will start to regenerate 42 health every 3secs for 90 secs)

(humming Dalish lullaby) (Inquisitor can ask in a dialogue branch about it, Mori'na will mention her mother used to sing it to her and her brother when they were young. Activates further dialogue trees about family and clan.)

Vhenan.

Farewell:

I will pray to the creators to grant you a safe journey, my love.

Ar lath ma, vhenan.

Dareth shiral.

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