i'm a minor please learn to read (selfshipping & sometimes objectum sideblog) • "proship" people will be burned at the stake! 🫶
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selfshippers: what is your favorite pet name to call your F/O, and what's their favorite to call you?
#i'm partial to using pet names (& being referred to as) like dear darling and love/mahal#rom.; not from the west 🌵#jake uses darlin'#bambino#and if he's feeling particularly flirty… lil owl#it's a reference to species of owls that nest in cacti#rom.; duketh of puzzleths 🧩#for rouxls he uses 'worm'#he normally uses it in a negative way#but when it comes to me he uses it affectionately
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I'm having trouble getting stuff done so....
to all my self-shippers with executive dysfunction, your f/o would be MORE than happy to body double for you. they'd be there every step of the way. they don't care how long it takes! they're just happy to be with you!! you're never a burden to them!! remember that!!
pr☆ship + variants dni...
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For trans self shippers:
You understand your f/o sees you as you right?
No matter if you pass or if you're gnc, no matter if you're in the closet, no matter if your identity is simple or complex.
No matter nothing, they see you.
proship/darkship/neutral DNI
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tail (wagging)
#initially drew this without them blushing#decided to add them in after realizing it looked strange without#anyway#first magazine. second wallet. third tail (wagging)#i wonder this is a glimpse of what my 2025 will look like…#selfshipping art#rom.; duketh of puzzleths 🧩#s/i: amaros
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strawberries have no business being this cute!!
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my wife who larps as a werewolf..
Reblog with a picture of your F/O, and I’ll guess something about them without looking anything up.
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might post her here too… girlangggg (g swap lang)
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You… you’re performing messed up evil experiments? That’s super cool… *twirls hair* Oh? You need a volunteer?A subject? hehehe…
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364 packets of Italian dressing be under your tree at this very moment MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! Computers and puzzles be upon thee!!!!
- @theselfshippingrose
QHQHWJQEJNWJDIS HELP???? ANYWAY THANK YOU NOEL!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO<33
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OBSESSED with the idea of your f/o seeing the slightest flicker of your inhuman features.
Maybe you rush in to defend them in a fight or argument, and they see your wings flare out for a split second.
Maybe it's a quieter moment, long talks into the night, where they look into your eyes and notice how bright they are.
Maybe they ask you a question, and as you turn to face them, they see your ears flick in curiosity.
Bonus points if your f/o has some kind of power or augmentation that lets them see things most people can't!
Whatever the case, imagine their surprise and wonder at seeing this part of you, if only for a moment.
They know you're so much more than what meets the eye, and they adore you for it.
#imagining any ships that involve amaros and like. his pupils light up or his tail reacts appropriately to his emotions. and it being noticed#cod i'm dead
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juice boxes are the cutest!!
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i don't think i'd have the time to actually post this on christmas so you get this on eve
alts under the cut
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.....blue thang..... who up..... blueing they thang...... who up thangin they blue....... (taps mic) is this thing on
blue thing... such a pointless animal...
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Get your man he's using archaic vocabulary from medieval romances and confusing the hoes.
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