#chai headcanons

[kennyswurvegurl]

More Very Specific Chai Headcanons brought to you by me and The Bestie [@novamation12]:

Hasn't been able to use his right arm properly since he was a small kid.

Never had that many friends growing up.

Had pretty ok parents and was kinda shoved out to be on his own shortly after he turned 18.

Lived off disability checks in a dingy apartment near campus with occasional parental support.

Dropped out mainly due to undiagnosed ADHD. Had an undecided major until he got thrust into an English major. Dropped out soon after.

Used to listen to his dad's old band tapes in the garage. It's where he got his love for music.

Used to hang out in/around music stores a lot. May or may not have gotten banned from one.

Has depressive episodes due in part to his ADHD and inferiority complex.

Can cook simple things (such as boiled meats and simple pasta) ONLY if he doesnt break concentration. If he gets distracted it's game over.

Tried to do a kegstand in college. He slipped, hit his head, and got a bloody nose. Insisted he was fine afterwards.

Also tried out for cheerleading. Didn't quite make the cut but they loved his enthusiasm.

Would watch those people speed solving Rubik’s cubes and go: I got this and proceeds to only finish 2 sides before getting stumped. He still has that Rubik’s cube in the same position. One day CNMN just solves the rest.

Likes to collect pins and buttons for his sling/scarf. Has a pretty decent collection.

Surprisingly really good at gift giving.

Like I said in the last post, loves Silent Hill and Animal Crossing. He's been a fan of the former since he was a teen and the latter since he was 21. Especially loves the SH soundtrack. Found great comfort in AC when he was feeling especially sad/lonely.

[snakemoose]

chai headcannon: chai suffers from monoplegia ,witch explains why his arm doesn't function properly.this could happened from a spine injury from when he was really little. or of course he could been born with monoplegia.

[fizzlo-and-the-cubes]

Golden Boy, Clad in Roses and Cloaked in Death and also some other random stuff i scribbled down to establish/retcon my design headcanons

(extra design notes in the tags)

[t2316m]

I’ve never been a fan of the Tim Drake loves coffee headcanon cuz I don’t like coffee and who would I be if not projecting myself onto fictional characters

Instead he probably likes sugary stuff like Soda and Juice, like he’s the type to remember orange juice exists every once in a while, drink like 5 cartons in a span of a week, and just when Alfred starts bulk buying OJ to keep up with Tim’s new fad he gets bored of it and moves on to the next sugary drink of choice

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Tim probably also doesn’t like most tea but can/will enjoy it with lots of sugar, while Damian is the opposite and finds it a crime to put sugar in tea unless it’s milk tea in which case it balances out.

Tim and Damian’s common ground is milk tea but specifically chai, but Tim insists on calling it chai tea which annoys the fuck out of Damian who finds it redundant to call it chai tea as chai means tea, but in Tim’s defense the last time he ordered a ‘chai latte’ instead of a ‘chai tea’ the barista put coffee in his chai latte. Tim was so flabbergasted by the sudden assault to his tastebuds he ended up walking away with tainted drink in hand, which he then promptly gave to Dick claiming it was a pumpkin spice latte(it was the middle of June)

[snickerdoodlles]

This might only be funny to me, but consider: Porsche randomly referencing Absolutely Unhinged bartender/service worker drama, with zero context or follow up. "What does getting hit with a folding chair have to do with bachelorette parties, Porsche??"

why would a bachelorette party not involve at least one person getting slammed with a folding chair smh Theerapanyakuls 🙄

but nooooo omg nonny, you're not the only one who would find that hysterical 👀 I imagine it first coming up like;

Kinn: and I was Porsche's worst customer 😘

Porsche, not even looking up: eh, you were maybe a 4

Kinn: a fo- what!

Porsche, mulling it over: 3.5?

Kinn: I literally kidnapped you and you had to swim the Chao Phraya

Porsche: oh good point. solid 4 for sure then

Kinn:

Kinn: what

Kinn is dying of curiosity. his brothers are dying of curiosity. Chay's nodding sagely next to Porsche and not explaining anything. all the mafia guards think they're hot shit for brushing off the guns out during training, none of them can even conceive of the nightmares that are "let me speak to your manager." Kinn shooting an apple off Porsche's head is only the eighth scariest thing Porsche has had to keep a straight face through. any time anyone tries to ask Porsche more about these things, Porsche just grimaces and says he'd rather not dwell on bad experiences. everyone is dying of curiosity.

[sadisthetic]

BURST💥

[cosmic-d1ce]

along the lines of the "eggs changing to look like their parents" headcanon, Tallulah slowly looking more and more like Phil the longer Wilbur is gone

in fact, both of Phil's kids not looking like their other parents anymore because they're never around

[cursedsprout]

[juneberrie]

dating pavitr prabhakar — ✿

he's such a ray of sunshine golden retriever sweetheart baby cutie patootie boyfriend <3

he'll always get u flowers!! he learns your favorite color and the meanings of different kinds of flowers and always shows up at your door with an adorable smile, holding out the flowers to you.

flowers he'd get you —

baby's breath ; everlasting love

calla lillies ; beauty

white carnations ; innocence, pure love, sweet love

daisies ; loyal love

has the cutest nicknames for you!! i made a post about it here but some of the ones he'd call you r my angel, honey, darling, stuff like that <3 sweet and simple

tropes —

childhood friends to lovers

its obvious to everyone except them

two person love triangle (think miraculous ladybug)

first love/relationship

study dates!! if u struggle with school he's literally jumping to help you! whatever tf your grades are, he's sooo proud of u for trying!! smothering u in kisses and praise <3

going on walks or swinging through the city at night! usually you two either end up at a park or on top of a building, talking about anything and everything

he's sooo into pda! his love language is definitely quality time, but physical tough comes in a close second. he loves holding your hand, cuddling you, and hugging u <3

please. play with his hair. his heart will absolutely explode.

def the type to make u playlists, pinterest boards, stuff like that <3 the playlist has songs he knows u like and songs that remind him of u! the pinterest board has things that remind him of you, date ideas, things like that.

songs that go on the playlist —

magnolia ; laufey

invisible string ; taylor swift

oxygen ; beach bunny

cloud 9 ; beach bunny

falling for u ; peachy! & mxmtoon

your text ; sundial

from the start ; laufey

you are in love ; taylor swift

[gas-station-chai]

Do y'all think Spencer's scar is all fucked up and jagged bc Shhh stitched him back together using tree roots/vines?

[blatantprinterpropaganda]

you would think that the scariest part of peaceful property would be the ghosts but no, actually it's the emotional damage. and also that bit in episode 6 when they forget which bowl has the real chickpeas in it and they just sort of guess even though peach has already put that guy in a coma because of his food allergy once because oh my god what the fuck

[kennyswurvegurl]

Hello and a very warm welcome to Very Specific Chai Headcanons 2: Brainrot Boogaloo. In order of conception. Thanks once again to The Bestie @novamation12 for contributions and brainstorming with me.

Chai gave passive-agressive gift baskets to the former Vandelay bosses while they were still recovering (we hc them (minus Kale) as alive but badly injured).

He loves truck food. Will always go for a chili dog or cheese fries.

Drew on desks through his academic career.

His parents are the "boring" kind of people. His mom being a secretary and his dad in finance.

They love their son, but they're kinda attached to the idea of the "perfect family" and wish their son were more "normal." That's mostly the reason his ADHD was never diagnosed, they don't exactly believe in it.

His parents stopped financially supporting him once he dropped out of college.

The reason his dad has the tapes and cds mentioned in the first post is that he used to be a stereotypical 80s Rock Roadie that "grew up" once he got married. Hopes his son can "do the same one day."

Chai is just a little bit touch starved and LOVES hugs.

Chai doesn't completely understand Vocaloids, but will jam to them when they come up somewhere. Thinks the few he's seen have cool designs.

He owns itemLabel plushies. He adores them. Loves the silly commercials cuz they make him giggle. His favorite is his Moley.

Obsessively bought guitar picks for years. Never used them. Most of them got lost somehow.

Likes putting ranch on things. Even pizza. Banned from the kitchen.

He collects vinyl and has 4 record players. He found 3 in a dumpster.

Bonus: the poll I did after the first post ended. Check it out.

[luciferten]

I love having multiple headcanons for the same character. Like, yes, I headcanon him as a cis man, but I also headcanon her as trans feminine.

[moerusai]

Kinn & Chay's chaotic in-law bonding session

[snickerdoodlles]

headcanons behind the fic: that time Chay said he shot Kim in gone fishing:

so, generally speaking, Chay talking about the mafia on The Official Wik Twitter(TM) was just supposed to be a silly offhand joke lowkey inspired by the fact that I was in the middle of my annual Terry Pratchett/Discworld kick at the time of writing this fic. except then I kept writing and turned this into a series, and now I have to work with a premise where Chay talks about the mafia outright because literally no one will ever believe he or Kim are actually doing crime, it's all for the bit, haha they're so funny <3. oops 😂

aside from me tormenting user ghoasters in this series tho, the above scenario is not related to a mafia incident. when Chay says he betrayed Kim by shooting him, he is 100% referring to the time he was beating Kim at a shooter game and Kim tried to cheat by romancing Chay irl, and Chay looked him dead in the eye, blew him a kiss, and called him a scrub as he shot Kim's character dead. the fucking injustice of it all, honestly.

that said, Chay has actually shot Kim before-- if you've ever seen that brooklyn 99 episode where Amy shoots through Jake's leg to save him from his hostage situation? it was something like that. talking exclusively through eyebrow, less than 30 seconds, a clean shot through the leg, etc.

it was the most romantic thing anyone's ever done to Kim in his entire life. Chay demanding him back? Chay swooping in to save him from some jackass? their intense eye contact where Kim silently willed Chay to shoot him and Chay did because he knew Kim trusted him? ofc this is the hottest thing, it was so worth getting shot in the leg if it meant Chay swooping in to rescue him--

Kim thinks all of this very, very quietly and only ever in his journal, because Chay does not see this situation the same way. Chay's still upset he had to hurt Kim at all, that is his favorite person, his favorite people should never be hurt, especially not by him. Kim's over here doodling hearts around "Chay + Kim Kittisawat" whenever he thinks about that rescue, Chay's instant waterworks and sniffles any time someone so much as mentions it.

[chai-berries]

what starbucks™ drinks are the tlou girls ordering?

ellie has had a frappuccino once even though joel said it’s “not really coffee” (she ordered it just to spite him) only to fucking hate it so she gets random shit but when she needs energy she gets cold brews for sure with extra cream

dina is smart and knows what she likes and what will wake her up — she gets a vanilla latte with an alternative milk ;)

abby says she’s an expresso shots/black coffee all the way but she does enjoy a refresher or a tea with fruit in it on some occasions

abby would totally steal a drink of ur frappe three seconds after teasing you for liking it

out of all of them i think ellie would collect the state cups. she’s so serious about it too like it’s the first thing she HAS to do when y’all enter another state. what a weirdo. she’s just like me!!!

ellie is a chronic straw chewer and those straws look fucked up when she’s done with them. imagine: absentmindedly playing a video game or something and she’s already bouncing her leg. you let it go on for a lil longer before removing the straw and putting your lips against hers. it pauses all her movements.

ellie has adhd (cmon now) and likes studying in the coffee shop cause she can people watch when she’s bored. she has a few pages in her art book of some of the regulars that come in

abby has a routine of surprising you at work with your favorite drink and a pastry on her days off where you still have work. all the people at your job (mostly the older women) think it’s “just the sweetest thing”

abby will NOT study in the coffee shop. she likes it to be completely silent or have light music playing in the background. she doesn’t get much done in a crowded starbucks. especially when you’re playing footsie with her as you innocently drink your chai tea. she loves you but this anatomy exam is like half her grade!!! don’t worry she makes up for it later ;)

dina would have a nice tumbler collection. they’re usually full of only ice water though. you know she stays hydrated!

dina is the only one that actually uses the point system. she will honestly go crazy when she gets a free drink. this is her only flaw (but it’s not really cause i do this… it’s normal right??)

starbucks was ironically how you and dina met. you were there studying or if you’re being honest taking study breaks in between playing games on your phone. it was raining and all you hear is the squeak of her sneakers before she’s asking to share your table with you. she’s the prettiest person you’ve ever seen and you barely let out a sound, nodding your head towards the chair she had her hand on. love drunk already.

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