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gonna wear a ghostface costume to a halloween party to score a baddie
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Having OCD is so fuckin weird cause every night before I sleep I have to visualize this exact scene from howls moving castle in my head
or else my brain is convinced someone will die in a car accident
#ocdproblems#obsessive compulsive disorder#mental health#howls moving castle#studio ghibli#god forbid i cant remember what that little eye metronome looks like#and sometimes ive been binging another animated show and then i cant visualise howls face in the correct animation style#lol#certifiable
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Certified.
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
#fresh from the river#sorry just thinking about this and curious#polls#please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly#for me ofc it depends who’s hosting#if it’s family i show up on time to help out#close friends and i’m only a bit late#anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger#humble banger#certified banger#lord help me#turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall#i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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#asks#anonymous#i feel like you sent this to make me feel better after I was bitching but as a certified 5’4 binch no I do not think height differences#are predatory. thank you for the ask though
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being hot isn't only for pretty people btw
#poll#as the poll maker I can say I am certifiably hot and this is because I have exteme confidence based in nothing#my appearance is secondary to this
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wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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Just found out about the weirdest shark ever
Prickly dogfish
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Legendary mangaka Arakawa Hiromu is forklift certified!
#if by certified you mean can drive a forklift lol#the peasant noble#fun talk tag#I also just learned there’s a short anime adaption. since I can’t find full translations of the manga hopefully I can watch that!
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If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence "boys of all genders" then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world.....
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made a lil thing
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