#certifiable

[nanasketchdump]

Having OCD is so fuckin weird cause every night before I sleep I have to visualize this exact scene from howls moving castle in my head

or else my brain is convinced someone will die in a car accident

[stone-cold-groove]

Certified.

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

being hot isn't only for pretty people btw

[quark-nova]

Just found out about the weirdest shark ever

Prickly dogfish

[kiddycup]

[tisorridalamor]

Legendary mangaka Arakawa Hiromu is forklift certified!

[judes-dump]

If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence "boys of all genders" then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world.....

[vaggieslefteye]

VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

[starscreamfireworks]

hey it’s okay. maybe you’ll feel better if you imagine your OCs in fucked up situations

[nymphoutofwater]

made a lil thing

[chaoticgoth]

There are two types of people in this world

Those who go feral as soon as they hear the opening to Rasputin by Boney M.

And those who are wrong

[possumlark]