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dunsbar · 1 month ago
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btw if you told me in the year 2017 that riverdale would end and jughead would be the only character of the main four to NOT have an explicitly homosexual experience i would have tried to have you committed
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hale-nathan · 16 hours ago
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Trump Weird News - Yesterday Trump Was Certifiable! Today He's Been CERTIFIED!!!
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nanasketchdump · 2 years ago
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Having OCD is so fuckin weird cause every night before I sleep I have to visualize this exact scene from howls moving castle in my head
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or else my brain is convinced someone will die in a car accident
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stone-cold-groove · 1 year ago
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Certified.
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valentinedagger · 3 months ago
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wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live
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nymphoutofwater · 4 months ago
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
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lesbianralzarek · 11 months ago
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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kiddycup · 2 years ago
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femmeofhearts · 4 months ago
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
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themainspoon · 1 year ago
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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
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So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
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So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.
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junglejim4322 · 10 months ago
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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imhereonthekitchenfloor · 6 months ago
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being hot isn't only for pretty people btw
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quark-nova · 1 year ago
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Just found out about the weirdest shark ever
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Prickly dogfish
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vaggieslefteye · 7 months ago
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VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour
"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"
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judes-dump · 1 year ago
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If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence "boys of all genders" then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world.....
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