#certifiable

[dunsbar]

btw if you told me in the year 2017 that riverdale would end and jughead would be the only character of the main four to NOT have an explicitly homosexual experience i would have tried to have you committed

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Yesterday Trump Was Certifiable! Today He's Been CERTIFIED!!!

[nanasketchdump]

Having OCD is so fuckin weird cause every night before I sleep I have to visualize this exact scene from howls moving castle in my head

or else my brain is convinced someone will die in a car accident

[stone-cold-groove]

Certified.

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[valentinedagger]

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[kiddycup]

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

being hot isn't only for pretty people btw

[quark-nova]

Just found out about the weirdest shark ever

Prickly dogfish

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes

[vaggieslefteye]

VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"