#cc!ClownPierce

[os-ss]

He is so cute

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

fuck this. parkour yaoi pins

[lifestealtwt]

Clown - March 29, 2025

what is he talking about..?

[4l13n-80y]

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST PHOTO THAT POPS UP HELP

[mcytblrconfessions]

I've only seen those LifeSteal SMP parody videos without watching the actual SMP and it took a fucking while to figure out that JesterPenetrate is not actually his fucking name

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

Just discovered today that clownpierce is a content creator ??? I thought he was a parkour society NPC ngl

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[fordeadleaves]

sometimes when i see a guy that people often seem to view as “cool” i’ll get this need to turn him into kind of a lame girl

[lunacyorsomething]

EXPANDING THIS OFFER

i'm open to songs that remind you of any of the following (specifically them in Lifesteal):

duality duo

havoc duo

pride duo

funhouse duo

and i'll even throw in drawing requests !! give me songs I'M BEGGING, WIELDING MY STYLUS LIKE A HUNTING KNIFE PRESSED DIRECTLY AGAINST YOUR THROAT GIVE ME SONG RECS THAT REMIND YOU OF SILLY BLOCK MEN AND YOU RECEIVE A DRAWING OF YOUR CHOICE IT'S THE OFFER OF A LIFETIME I SWEAR (preferably lifesteal fanart but u can ask for anything as long as it's for a fandom i'm involved in) PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAAASEEE

AND pspspspsps Spoke and Clown doodle based on that time in season 4 when they were mining out a place to put a new End portal and Spoke gave Clown potion effects ("do you feel watery ??"). yk. js for extra motivation. do it. songs. pls. any genre. ANY. if u think an mlp song applies to your favorite block men duo THEN IT COUNTS.

/nf /lh btw i js rly like Lifesteal

TRADE OFFER: i receive song recs that give season 4!duality duo vibes, you receive Mapicc. look at him. you wouldn't deny this guy right. you couldn't. you shan't.

[irrealisms]

hi! yr probably not lookin for asks anymore, but. what's your lifesteal elevator pitch? i know absolutely nothing abt it or any of the folks on the server except the vague things i've absorbed frm reading yr analysis as it crosses my dash, but it compels me, etc.+ also merry christmas! <33 🎄🌟

good news: i am always looking for asks

bad news: my parents DID go to sleep and i was able to wrap presents and put them beneath the tree and so on, so i wasn't going to do more asks tonight

good news again: i actually already have a lifesteal pitch. in a google doc. bc i'm normal

the pitch does assume you're basically already into mcrp and just curious about lifesteal in specific BUT we went to dsmp together so this works out

I really love shitty little tryhards causing problems via impressive feats of minecraft, and lifesteal is full of those. if you like people being good at minecraft, I really recommend lifesteal--in s2, clownpierce was top 50 worldwide at crystal pvp, and now he's washed and in s6 there are 2-3 (depending on who you ask) lifestealers who are better than him at pvp (admittedly maybe not at crystal); in s4, there's some stuff that's impressive in ~vanilla (eg parrot wins a 1v1 while on one heart) and some stuff that's impressive through exploits/social stuff (eg a group of people use a glitch + social engineering to get /op and prove to mojang that the glitch is a security issue that needs patched). every season is like this! lifestealers have backdoored the server 3 seasons in a row (s3-5). for a more recent weird Lifestealer Behavior, rekrap and jumper filled in every end portal room and built new fake ones to make it look like the world glitched and generated without them. lifesteal is weird and constantly coming up with new weird yet impressive things to do. a lot of stuff that's currently banned on lifesteal (F3+A, pie ray) are things i only learned were possible from lifesteal. (on the flip side i'd say: if you are not into shitty little tryhards making weird impressive clickbait, you probably won't like lifesteal, although you may still like hearing about it from time to time.)

related to them being shitty little tryhards causing problems: the rules are...more of a suggestion. getting around the rules, and hiding from the server owner and/or other players that you're doing so, is often part of the fun of lifesteal! (see also the thing where i mentioned that it's been backdoored three seasons in a row.) if that's intriguing: check it out. if not: once again, you have been warned.

lifesteal absolutely has lore and some people roleplay on it, there is nonzero c/cc divide, but it's more like traffic life than, say, late dsmp--it's fully improv, not scripted, and even more than traffic life it is genuinely adversarial. you can sometimes be confident that someone is in character but you can never be sure if someone is out of character, on lifesteal-- things like "going to someone's house irl to turn off their computer" or "lying about your homework/school/sleep schedule" or "changing your entire discord layout so that when you DM someone they think you're someone else" or "claiming you need their footage of an event for your video when actually you just want to see where their spawn point is" are all things that have been done on lifesteal that are considered fair game! everything on lifesteal is real; sometimes this goes well, sometimes it doesn't, but both are interesting to see imo because they are real

partially for this reason and partially for other reasons, lifesteal is fascinating to me as a piece of unique storytelling? a lot of mcyt is doing interesting things with its medium and being improv, lifesteal's not fully unique in that, but definitely if you like that you might like lifesteal. along with the improv, there's the fact that many lifestealers lie about what actually happened in their videos (comparing different videos with the vods, or in some cases with "what people say in various vods" when events weren't streamed, gives some fascinating insights imo--how do people frame their stories? how honest are they? what do they blatantly lie about, what do they gloss over or omit, what do they include in full? who, if anyone, do they see as the heroes or villains? whose videos agree with each other, and whose present a totally different story?), and the fact that conflict about "where do we want the story to go next, what do we think would be an interesting video/the best ending" is often the driving motive for in-character wars and conflicts! if you're interested at all in lifesteal and storytelling, check out barrier blocks part 2 by @mering/@myrmica, which is a deep dive on eclipse federation and the end of lifesteal s4 (those are my special guys); it dips into some academic game studies and it's really, really good. i genuinely cannot recommend it highly enough. (part one is also real good for non-lifesteal-specific discussion of mcrp!)

if you want a more specific plot summary (esp of s4) and/or "how do i actually, like, watch this" (of any seasons): hmu! but that's my pitch. also, read barrier blocks

[notsogoodangel]

Based/reply on this Twitter post.

My favorite character in Parkour Civilization is EMF by a large margin, the second movie would not have happened if not for him. Although my favorite thing in regards to him is that he was accidental. CC!Evbo mentioned that he was looking for a "guard character" and found this skin and used it without knowing that it was a fellow content creator named TaiMC. It happens, but the reason it makes me laugh is because Tai and ClownPierce know each other, and Evbo and Tai also know a lot of the Lifesteal cast and have made videos with them individually.

The saddest thing is that despite being a very loved member of the cast, I don't think most people know about this or cc!Tai in general. So I'm here to put the record straight.

GO WATCH TAI ON YOUTUBE

He has very good content, especially if you like stuff similar to ClownPierce or PVP-SMP content. If you were looking for stuff more like Evbo's scripted content, this is not it. Most of his content is focused on Strength SMP, which is a PVP focus SMP in which you get stronger every time you kill someone. It has a couple mods here and there, so it's not basic maxed-out sword fights.

The only heads up is that EMF and Tai's voices don't match AT ALL.

[voidwizardwholikestheshadows]

I don't understand how my hyperfixations happen honestly. Like I watched one lifesteal video from Clownpierce after watching parkour civilization and suddenly I spent the rest of the night watching every piece of content that I could find with him in it. He just became my silly little guy.

Like I have no clue how c!Tommy took a backseat for this goofy jester man. Ofc c!Tommy will always be my number one but I have no clue how c!/cc Clownpierce snuck into my brain like that. Only two other people have ever done that and that's c!/cc Tommy and Techno. He's just become one of my main little silly guys.

Anyway Clownpierce for the win. I just started rewriting the entirety of Kaboodle Smp for the funny. Someone send help /j.

[luciddaydreamsstuff]

MCYTs doodles

- Some designs are liable to change but ima make a list of which CCs and what I headcanon them as -

Doctor4t - Dullahan (Irish creature who could remove or was missing their head)

ClownPierce - Human/Demon/Dragon (don’t know yet so he’s mostly human for now)

OwengejuiceTV - Fae/Faerie with dragonfly wings

(Scott) Smajor - Basilisk (based off of The Owl House’s portrayal of the monster)

GoodTimesWithScar - Cat-based Centaur with some Fae/Elf features

(Max) Mithzan - Fire Elemental (not really seen but I like to imagine his hair can catch fire based on emotions)

Anyways, yeah I like monster/mythical mcyts (fun to draw)

[lifestealtwt]

Clown - April 4, 2025

Just witnessed PEAK

[4l13n-80y]

another clownpierce edit!!

[mcytblrconfessions]

i think it should be obligatory to draw clownpierce with a boob window

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

all my best ocs are au versions of clownpierce that get too ooc so I change their name and maybe gender

one is a lesbian xenogender using politician murderer and one is a really evil femboy on the run from the police

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