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i do wanna say. i feel like grian putting eyes on top of the perimeter is a little “not beating the watcher allegations” of him
#*the archivist speaks#fwhip [🆘]#hermitcraft#grian#hermitcraft spoilers#hc s9 spoilers#watcher grian
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the order within tiers is occasionally purposeful but unrelated to their actual rank
ULTIMATE MCYT TIER LIST MAKER
made out of a frustration with the others that were out there. feel free to suggest additions. pictured is not all of the included ccs - there are 250+ right now
(basically, i just wanted a tier list that was strictly actual crafters but also as inclusive as possible)
#*the archivist speaks#[viking]#mcyt#i wanted to keep clown chief & rek near eachother#because um. marriage
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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@spookyspeks DTIYS I did today :D
DO NOT REPOST.
Reblogs appreciated. I worked hard on this and it would mean more people get to see my art 🫶 /nf
Time lapse under cut (took me 3 hours and 48 minutes to draw, according to Ibis (help me. my fingers hurt))
#sophie speaks‼️#art4sophie#fanart#the magnus archives#tma#my art#jonathan sims#the archivist#jon sims#magnus archives#artists on tumblr#young artists#digital artist#ibis paint x#jarchivist
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I was telling my little sister about Gertrude Robinson the other day and she said something that kind of made my brain explode. I was explaining all of the terrible things that Gertrude did in the name of saving the world and how, on the opposite side, Jon avoided doing a lot of terrible things but ended up dooming the world anyways. She responded with the classic, “the road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
And idk it just really struck me. Bc, between Jon and Gertrude, which of them had better intentions? Which one of them ended up in hell?? Crazy crazy crazy to me bc I’m pretty sure it could apply equally to both of them.
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#gertrude robinson#tma spoilers#sorry if this doesn’t make any sense#but I genuinely had to just like#pause#when she said that bc I was like…..damn#bc Gertrude was the one doing all the terrible stuff with the good goal of the world not ending#so you COULD say that she’s the one that ended up in hell#but Jon literally damned the world to eternal torment sooooo#idk#I suppose the argument could be made that it applies to both of them equally#the motto of the archivist so to speak#but who knows
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coward
I just wanted to say that I will NEVER use ":3" I am NOT someone that will use ":3" and NEVER WILL BE
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what if the last wl wildcard is just all the previous ones simultaneously
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The Infocomm Media Development Authority is a statutory board under the Singapore Ministry of Digital Development and Information. It has a website which has things like ratings classifications for video games for its region (Singapore).
This is what it lists and describes for Dragon Age: The Veilguard, bolded emphasis mine -
"Extended Classification Information ‘Dragon Age The Veilguard’ is an action-roleplaying game set in the fantasy lands of Thedas. The protagonist takes on the role of Rook to explore a world where corrupt ancient gods have broken free and are trying to wage destruction. Rook must gather a powerful team of companions to save the world. The game is rated M18 for nudity and sexual references. From a third-person perspective, the player controls Rook to traverse through varied locations, interact with other characters, undertake quests and battle fantastical enemies (creatures, demons, and humanoids comprising humans, elves and other fantasy races. The player can choose to customise the protagonist’s race, gender, faction and combat class, which determines the weapons, abilities and powers that can be used in combat against enemies. Over the course of the game, the player can recruit companions of various race and gender to the cause. Completing quests and defeating enemies earns the player characters gold and experience to level up, unlock new skills, and purchase items. Some scenes may depict female characters topless, such as during the character customisation screen or in certain romance scenes. As the narrative progresses, the player can develop relationships with party members, and optionally pursue a romance with some, including with same-sex human and fantasy characters. These may culminate in scenes of intimacy depicting the characters kissing and embracing, with some accompanying suggestive dialogue before the screen fades to black alluding to sexual activity. The M18 Classification Guidelines permit “depictions of same-sex kissing and hugging”, and “some homosexual content, if discreet in treatment and not gratuitous”. There are scenes of realistic violence depicted during battle sequences and in some cutscenes. Characters are slashed and stabbed by melee weapons or shot by arrows and magic projectiles, with blood splattering and staining surfaces. During exploration, the player may come across bloodstained environments, and carcasses and corpses sprawled about, hung aloft or impaled by objects. A scene depicts an animal being sacrificed during a ritual and exploding in a large burst of blood. The dialogue contains some use of the expletive “f**k” and its variances, as well as the use of crude words such as “asshole”, “bastard”, “damn” and “shit”."
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The animal sacrifice part is interesting. I wonder what kind of ritual, to whom or for what purpose? Tevinter, blood magic, Venatori..?
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#<- this is my spoilers tag#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#queerphobia cw#blood cw#gore cw#thanku the-rebel-archivist for sending me the link!#preparing to sacrifice a nug to elgar'nan as we speak
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auhh soft jmart doodle for my soul whilst i listen to tmagp
#hihi they r so in love#i love them#i miss them#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the archivist#martin blackwood#jmart#teaholding#jonmartin#as we speak i am in episode 10 and there are some ominous sounds and sam and alice have found a *hole*#my stuff
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okay i know this post is a year old & also ive mentioned this in the tags before, but, like. the “him” is absolutely elaborated on. “he” is a recurring character from branzycraft lp. his name is terrance he’s a villager and he has weird powers that arent fully explained. And he’s died before.
Some of ya'll out here making headcanons and au's for why Branzy's shirt, eye and hair color have changed from red/yellow/brown to purple/white over the years as if the canon explanation of 'becoming and old man for Halloween and then subsequently trapping his younger self in limbo to save Echocraft from an unexplained, mysterious "him" who is never elaborated upon, after which Branzy's eyes switch to purple' isn't fanfic material enough for you
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here's my full TMAGP Archivist theory:
so I think that ERROR is the Archivist because it escaped the Institute and somehow followed Sam and Alice back to London (Alice thought someone was following her) and needed to feed on statements, which explains the two talking corpses (especially the one Alice found).
also the tape recorders have shown up twice. once was at the Institute (the first time we hear ERROR) and the second time was with the drowning victim. so I think ERROR was nearby and the tape recorders only appear in its presence to record it or statements taken from others.
#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#also just a reminder that ERROR is a new character and not someone we've heard speak before#oh and maybe the experiments Sam was a part of were to find the next Archivist#samama khalid#alice dyer#I'm now convinced that ERROR was the Head Archivist when the Institute was destroyed#this isn't particularly coherent but I'm sticking to it
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(when a man portrayed in any piece of media is visibly sleep deprived) I need him
#this is a risky post icl#jonathan sims#will graham hannibal#the magnus archives#hannibal#nbc hannibal#the archivist#jon sims#mintytea-exe speaks
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some kind of crappy pictures of my costume. also face reveal ig
TW: fake scars and eyes under cut
I think I got most of the visible scars done? the hand one is kinda half assed but wtv. I like the worm holes on the face and the throat scar tho those went ok
#YIKES YUCK#erm#anyway#those eye bags arent even makeup i just have those all the time 😭#sophie speaks‼️#cosplay#kind of?#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#tma#the archivist#halloween
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can you guys vote 3ht. it would mean a lot to me
PROPAGANDA:
Architechs:
they're just. incredibly fucking stupid when they're together. it's like they lose every single skill they've ever had once they see each other. there's not a single interaction without giggling and you can tell they're genuinely having a great time which leads to AMAZING VIBES.
made SAHARA, played gold together in skirts, awesome dynamic, iconic, fought side by side, fought each other.
They are sososososo iconic. They were the best of buds during S6 and S7, they did so many shenanigans oh my gosh!!!!!! They are besties (S6-S7 is where you can see it the clearest, but also Iskall helped them cover up the Perimeter with Grian and Mumbo and a lot of other hermits, that has to count for something) They are business partners (Sahara, //which they made actual IRL merch for as well//) They perpetuated a running gag throughout the entirety of S7 (“get good lol” “I Got Good!” “OK LOL” “Get Gorgeous LOL” “FOR THE LOLS” <- all excerpts -the first one from their video titles) They fought on the same side of the Prank War together (Team-G, with Molebo Gumbo as a double agent against Team STAR) A ‘harmless’ curse of binding dragon head prank by Grian on Iskall caused the formation of the Dragon Bros. So many shenanigans. Hermit Challenges is the tip of the iceberg. I love them so much, they are my comfort trio PLEASE THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY ICONIC LET THEM WIN. *cough* I mean, I am extremely and utterly normal about them :D
3 Heart Trio:
theyre soo silly theyre just silly little guys who do things like mining an entire chunk in the center of the server's spawn for their own entertainment and to annoy everyone else
They are PATHETIC. They are ANNOYING. They are PERFECT. They are playing on three hearts and they die so much. They have a specialized raid platform that is NOT a raid farm. They are a team against exploits! Their base has 3 hearts above it representing them
these guys decided to put love and fun above all on the killing-lying server. while watching other teams betray and fall apart they have stuck with each other till the very last day of the server and never doubted one another. they worked like a clockwork, they knew they could only rely on themselves and at the end of the day, they didnt mind that it was that way
these guys got the short end of the stick time and time again throughout all of lifesteal s4, they were the targets of so many traps and attacks for no reason other than they were weak and always around. and despite it all they never wanted revenge and never held grudges! they cared about fun and friendship more than anything else, and while all the other teams ended up falling apart or betraying each other, these three stuck together from start to end. they didn't care about how many hearts they had, how much gear they had, or how powerful they were, because in the end all they needed was each other <3 i miss them so bad btw
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if Jon and Martin ever had TikTok pre-getting together, Jon would have a blank account and only repost videos of funny cats and Jon would also absolutely stalk Martin’s page obsessively and like melt a little bit every time he saw Martin’s cutely edited baking/cooking attempts
#i only speak the truth#this is a little bit personal experience but no matter#lgbtq#the magnus archives#asexual#tma podcast#jon archivist#jarchivist#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jon sims#tma au#tma headcanons
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#okayy so this ISN'T exactly canon compliant#like this is more of a late s2 Jon design while the quote is from late s1 (I believe? or like the first episode of s2)#however!! had to draw a slightly more scraggly (?) jon. needed to see him with the long hair and worm scars#and the worm scars look KINDAA weird but just ignore that please :]#anyways. the eye in this piece is inspired by 'Guernica' (2003) by Sophie Matisse#it's right across from the front desk at where i work and i was very inspired!!#speaking of where i work. GO TO MUSEUMS GO TO MUSEUMS YOU WANT TO GO TO MUSEUMS#art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#my art#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jon sims#the archivist#the eye#am i allowed to tag the beholding?? i mean. it's THERE. technically.#i will i think.#the beholding#the ceaseless watcher#Jonathan Sims' famous last words before becoming another goddamn mystery
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