#cbj shaker

[hawyeer]

Terrence. That's it. That's the post.

[creechurvision]

If any of the bears were the embodiment of melancolic, it's Terrence.

His soundtrack is Jolene played at 33rpm. And which of his fellow bears is he thinking about? (Keep reading to find out...)

[dailyanimatronics]

[ID: a drawing of shaker from disney's country bear jamboree wearing an unbuttoned yellow shirt and yellow hat. he's holding a small guitar with yellow flower details. he has a white pin with the autism symbol on it, freckles, and top surgery scars. the background is lavender with a darker shadow underneath his feet. /end ID]

the guy who shakes his ass

[bear-band-freak]

✨💖 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑏𝑦𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑤, 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠, 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑏𝑦𝑒~ 💖✨

[bear-band-freak]

I found pictures of Bunny, Bubbles, and Beulah's and Big Al's dressing rooms on Pinterest. :3

the country bears' dressing rooms from Tokyo disney! I couldn't find liver lips' door

[ozark-shaker]

BEAR GEOGRAPHY TIME WITH YUOR HOST BEEDWARD:

HENRY - Possibly from North Carolina. Was a member of the team "Goose Creek Bruins". There is a Goose Creek in NC.WENDELL - Tennessee. "There's a bruin they call Wendell, and he hails from Tennessee" TERRENCE - "Ozark Shaker" "Vibrating Wreck from Nashville Tech". Ambiguous, but likely from Tennessee. (Side note: Nashville Tech opened in 1970. CBJ opened in 1971. Make of that what you will.) ROMEO - Florida. "Miami Serenader" ERNEST - Florida. "Furry firestorm of fiddlin' Floridian fury" *** GOMER - Went to Juilliard in NYC. Possibly from New York or surrounding states. He "returned home to the hills" after the "lard of Juilliard" incident. SUN BONNETS - Most likely Texas. "They began singing in Public School 821 in Clint, Texas, in Miss Grizzly’s class." BIG AL - Idaho. "Big Albert says, "I was born in a cave near the Princess Theater in Pocatello, Idaho"." TEDDI BARRA - "Jewel of the Dakotas". Her bio states she was discovered in Arkansas. That's nowhere near the Dakotas! TRIXIE - "The Calgary Charmer, Alaska Allurer, Vancouver Vamp, Bewitcher of British Columbia, and Tacoma Temptress". Ambigious, however these locations are in or directly bordering Canada. 5 BEAR RUGS + OSCAR - Nothing explicity states their origins in original bios. A prop from the film hints at them being from Tennessee. (Zeke is canonically dead in the film, but it can be assumed he's also from TN)

*** EDIT: I'm a FOOL and completely forgot Ernest's origin is mentioned in the new show. Thanks for reminding me @jpd1944 !

[cain-sawyer-son-of-the-saw]

I’m SO PISSED RN About CBJ

I FR had to fix this for myself… So I wrote some Bears some new country tracks and left some others to retain their new Disney IP (DEI) covers that don’t even sound country, to make things more equal.

First off… None of that shit about The Five Bear Rugs singing about “We’re the Country Bears, We’re the Country Bears”. They ain’t NEVER done that in the past and I’m LIVID that they do now. It seems redundant to me when guests should have read the damn sign out front or at least asked a CM. Hell no, not on my watch. Instead, I wrote them a summer track.

Then, Wendell usually has some trouble either with his music or with his squirrel gun, sometimes both…

Then we get the Sun Bonnets having trouble finding love…

After them comes Trixie having a broken hearted beach day…

And finally, after a bunch of Disney covers have been performed by McGrowl, Ernest, Shaker, Big Al and Henry… Teddi Bara.

Then a Disney cover IP finale and show’s over, playing “Come Again” as guests leave. Bam. I fixed it, you stupid, greedy mouse. How about not touching Walt’s stuff from now on please. You think you’re so slick with your “I know about Mineral King” joke. Naw. And I didn’t do this to offer help to you either. I did this because I needed this in my heart. The SECOND I heard Wendell belt out autotune, I DIED inside, thanks.

The voice and music are all AI but I wrote ALL of the lyrics.

[anarchoanimatronic]

hey gang, hit it!

[hot-chip-and-lie-pride-archived]

Shaker from Country Bear Jamboree who was twerking 30 years before it was cool

All Shaker from Country Bear Jamboree knows is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!

[hmmdotjpg]

What a good time to love country bears

[hawyeer]

This is incredibly self indulgent and it has also been on my mind for weeks idk why

[hawyeer]

If I had a nickel every time I saw Shaker serving with a fan, I would have two nickels

[hawyeer]

Would y'all still love me if I told you I listened to You Spin me Round(like a record) but the Alvin and the chipmunks version on repeat as I made this😔

Oh also I ship Terrence and Gomer but wtv

[hawyeer]

THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY IM SO EXCITED

[hawyeer]

DISNEY LET SHAKER SING ONLY THE LONELY BY ROY ORBISON WITH GOMER ON PIANO AND MAX, BUFF, AND MELVIN AS BACKING VOCALS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS😭😭😭😭