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"If Carlisle was the soul of our family, then Esme was the heart."
everybody give it up for the world's most sepiatone couple
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When humankind discovered the art of dedication, they betrothed themselves to it like a lusty Romeo.
They idolised it from a withering day and hoped it would return on the morrow.
They sought to aspire to a trope so fond in belief that sustainability could not be guaranteed.
Until this Artist.
The way @spanishinfluenza pours pen to paper, mind to imagination (and fingertip to Qwerty keyboard) with a commitment beyond the restrictions of Personkind limitations (such as sleep necessities, brain rejuvenation, career demands), goes further than the astute, necessary adoration of fan to fiction.
It is inspiring. It coarses through one's soul like the sweetest caffeine kink to a deprived merchant and leaves us trembling in its wake.
It is light, bursting through the dark in flavour and flair and fever.
It is a dedication that is worthy of the lines that lift it.
To an artist who dedicates, from those who find it oh so easy to dedicate their focus in return.... Your creations are a true gift to behold.
Imagine if Carlisle and Esme Cullen were supernatural detectives fraught with affection for each other (Chapter 13 of Rope is up)
#spanish influenza#rope in hand#humans are fundamentally good (SIC)#carlesme#humans are fundamentally good#twilight fanfiction#i'll say it here Ladies...#they nuture they polish until the gifts of their labours serve to lift the human spirit beyond its earthly realm#they behold goodness#they take their lofty talents... they nuture and they polish them until they surpass the earthly realm#and imbue life with the sweet existence of community#You (and all you seek to create) are the light of fiction#sink your incisors in and fill your teeth with cavities 馃槵#you sweet mother of hot piece of writing!
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You randy lot need god (small g).
You ought to know that the wielder of the Manhood is, always has been and always will be Mrs E.A. Cullen.
Thanks for subscribing to the content I leech from better creators than me 馃槍
Do you think Carlisle has big manhood? How big? Is he proud about it?
Anon come give me a hug
So like yes. Obvi. Its big. And like im operating under the correct assumption that he's a grower. This has no consequence for him in his human years bc he's a puritan catholic virgin, besides the fact that his impromptu, undoubtedly punished boners as a teen boy are just that little bit more difficult to hide in his breeches/altar boy cassock. Also he deffo is the talk of his little village, if he gets wind of that it embarrasses him to high hell.
As a vampire? Embarrassed, terrified, naked and afraid. Then Esme moves in. Now he is a Rasputin. A Cassanova. A local god (small g). Incredibly proud. Esme is far prouder. He she wants to stick a flagpole on that man for the accomplishment of climbing on top of him
#this is twilight#lets all thank Anonymity#also special thanks to Spanish Influenza who decided she best approach Horndog asks with logic and class.#and we'll thank it by repeating that word ten times fast.#show us your academDICK#carlisle cullen#dont neglect the b4lls
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Listen, Souls, you are not worthy.
I am not worthy.
Collectively.... to behold such worthiness, let me tell you, we are mere weak, feeble specs of dust in the grandest sight of them all. This Saint of a Creator.
This Woman sweats talent like its summer in Brazil.
Woman, you oooze, you seep, you leak unadulterated creativity and I swear to God I will spend every damn day appreciating it.
The knife shakes. The air throbs with the blood.
"God, help me."
A Rope In Hand
#twilight#spanish influenza#Queen#Lover of mine love and the dearest of treasures#you are all lady#and i cant wait to devour#Rope in Hand
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Only the Gospel can make me resurface.
Gospel
And hot Women making Hot Hot Art
The knife shakes. The air throbs with the blood.
"God, help me."
A Rope In Hand
#there arent words because i am Mute#mute#and obsesses#twilight#shivers#let rope hang me by the throat i offer it
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Bella to Esme in Twilight: You remind me of my Mom.
Esme: 馃槏馃グ馃槏馃グ馃槏馃槶馃グ馃槶馃槏馃グ鉂わ笍鉁笍馃専鉁笍馃槝馃グ馃槝馃槏
To Esme then meeting Renee in Breaking Dawn: 馃珷馃锟斤拷馃枙馃枙馃枙馃枙馃枙馃あ
#twilight#shit posting#honestly where has she BEEN#drama honestly#literally just been on my ass scrolling instagram#esme cullen#Controversial but I actually dont hate Renee.#also think Bella has a pretty warped understanding of her mother#come @ me#(pls dont i'll cry)
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Its the hair.
why is this literally Carlisle and Edward
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Pov: you're an immortal doctor working a 72 hour shift in the operating theatre on Christmas day. You get home at 10:02pm on Christmas evening. You're immortal wife is waiting for you
#Goddess art#there's a reason im hardcore in love with this Artist#and the art is just the icing on the cake#Perfection#Hunger#and WANT
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Throwback to the most stunning piece of Art made by the Most Stunning Piece of Art (&Ass, if you're nasty 馃槣)*
This will always be one of the most beautiful, magical gifts to have ever graced my presence and my God, do I dream of it often. 鉂わ笍
Everyone say Merry Christmas to the Angel that is @spanishinfluenza .
Poor sleepy girl is getting absolutely bullied by the bastards that is Capitalism.
25th December 1930
merry christmas gift to my love @youareonlyastory 馃А馃巹
#* Hi its me im Nasty#also not you Mel#god what an ARTISTRY#what an ASSSTITSRY#what a WOOMAN with talents such as these and the crwtaivity to remind us that her tits are perfectly cupbable in his hands.#merry christmas y'all.#save lives fondle boobs for Chrimbo#twilight
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Screaming, crying, sobbing.
Listen... i may be behind. BUT THATS ONLY BECAUSE I WILL CONSUME EVERY WORD LIKE A MEAL
Like a genuine feast.
And Bro... am I getting a mass out of it 馃槇
Happy 1st Halloween everyone, I hope Chapter 10 adds satisfactorily to your spook :)
#A Rope in Hand#queen writes Godsent literature#no really#how the f$^#im meant to cope in her being? in her presence?#im meant to behold the light of her endless beauty?!#the power of her words?!#nahhh bruh#you have no idea#Twilight fanfiction#carlesme
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Okay, I've been teased out of endless hibernation just to do this, which is really cruel of me but t'is the Season. Maybe one day, I'll finish it...
'No no,' She looks to Carlisle who smiles into his salad. 'No, er... Salem actually. The family goes waaaaay back-'. She finds herself blushing as she stabs her food. 'I'm the only one that's moved out, to be honest...'
Carlisle frowns, 'you've never told me that before.'
@twicomfy, @esmesavestheday, @esmeshardwoodfloors, @stregoni-benefici and whomever would like to join!!!
Last line word count
Thanks to @dogmomwrites for the tag!
The rules are to post your last line and tag as many people as there are words. I've been working on Going Quietly again, and this line sums up how I'm feeling about it all as well.
Buoyed by the relief of all this coming to a close, Nathan sailed on through the downpour; a little ballast lost, a bit of balance found.
This is sadly a massive 26 words, so after taking a deep breath I am tagging the last 26 people who have reblogged one of my writing posts: @toughpaperround, @lover-of-many-things, @suspiciouspopsicle, @shineyma, @derekstilinski, @babydroll, @waffleinator-inator, @felinemotif, @victorineb, @wicked-ghoul, @theskittlemuffin, @aethersea, @taikeero-lecoredier, @uhf-comm-pass, @actiaslunaris, @leem-lawson, @bubbles-the-banshee, @twoheartsoneclara, @onward--upward, @wardog-of-the-endless, @my-deer-friend, @harringtonss, @elegyofthemoon, @crestfallen-blogger, @heywizards and @midnightsnapdragon.
Now, I know a lot of you guys are struggling with writing at the moment, so there is absolutely no pressure to get involved. However, if you do want to use this as a spur to share your last project, no matter how old, or even open your WIP and write one more line, please do!
#my writing#carlesme#sneaky#Tease#this is twilight#twag yourself.#geddit?#twag.#Happy Ha ha ha haaa haaaaaa llo ween
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"You smell wonderful tonight."
"Is that a comment on my perfume or my blood?"
"Can it be both?"
"No. I'm not wearing perfume."
A Rope In Hand
Finally painted the Carlesme that only exists in my brain (and increasingly on ao3). I've been writing a lot of Rope recently and im burning for scenes we arent even close to yet! So i'm painting them instead, pls enjoy not getting any context for this painting for like a year <3
#i feel like i always have words to say that allow me t9 put a camp stamp on pieces.#so imma do myself a solid and let perfection such as this stand alone on its own plinth of talent#馃槏馃槏馃槏馃槏#carlisle cullen#esme cullen
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Holy Cow, can't you see how this Angel SLAVES away to create these gifts?! The sheer amount of volumous effort. The sweat pouring, her little hand cramping, the inkblotting....
Do you guys get it?
The effort it takes geniuses to bestow mere ambrosia in our goblets.
Rope got me knotted and the writing has my soul in a noose so sexy, it looks like a necklace. So check it out, unless you wanna be a square.
cant tell you how much this excites me. New chapter of Rope out and i need to celebrate this word count :) any writing prompts?
#carlisle cullen#carlesme#twilight fanfiction#A Rope in Hand#Lady writes beauty#Lady writes grace#im gunna explode#these chapters are as juicy as Esme's fat thighs 馃い馃い馃い#god what a WOMAN#over a 100k also#What a SOLID QUEEEEEN
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Meanwhile, Emmett writes to Carlisle in Comic Sans.
twilight people, what do you think all the characters' handwriting looks like?
#these are so beautiful#i am hoenstly dead on you guys and your brains and your creative wit#Carlisle scrawls so beautifully thay he created the standard for unreadable Doctor's Writing.#i totally see Esme's writing being bojncier too ugh#god there is such personal magic to handwriting#twilight#but also shenangians#(lite ones thouhh#(ease meself back in)
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So I'm curious....
If you claim to be the 'responsible one', are you responsible? Because really... how responsible is it to hang out with irresponsible people?
Isabella Swan, Local Vampire Fucker & Werewolf Lover, wants you to know she's Cautious and Responsible
#yes that includes your parents#im actually lowkey f**king around#if you consider yourself repsonsible do you therefore consider yourself boring af?#no hate to you Responsibles out there#twilight
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Esme: Well... if you need... If you'd like... maybe i could.... 馃憠馃憟....
Carlisle: *Doesn't have a heartbeat, coding on it*
Esme: ...maybe.... even love y-... Dr Cullen?
Carlisle:
Trying to make small talk in the early days Esme: so you like being a doctor? Carlisle: I like looking after people Esme: who looks after you? Carlisle: *chokes on his own venom*
esme: maybe I could look after you :)
carlisle, in tears: m-me?
#whats the work thats less like hijacking and more like jumping on the hike?#hike jump?#jumping hike#hiking a jump#jump hiker?#who knows#twilight#fun#carlesme
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