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ozark-shaker · 9 days

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uh heyyyy guys how we feeling

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ozark-shaker · 13 days

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@thecreechur Do you trust this man as your snurgeon yes or no

#I HAD SNURGERY TODAY #THANKFULLY.THIS MAN WAS NOT MY SURGEON #country bear jamboree #cbj wendell

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ozark-shaker · 17 days

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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

#terrence #i sniff out the one who's most likely to have 3000 traumas and is gay

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ozark-shaker · 25 days

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It's so hot out here BUT IDC IVE SAT ON THIS FOR TOO LONG I NEED HALLOWEEN NAUR

#WAUGH I LOVE THIS!!!

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ozark-shaker · 27 days

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Is there something in the anon's water 🤔

#honestly lowkey jealous i never get weird ass anons ever lmao

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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most normal wendell encounter:

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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NAH BUT THEY RLLY DIDNT HAFTA BE SO CRUEL

LIKE I GET IT THATS HOW THE SONG GOES BUT THE LINE DELIVERY MAKES IT SOUND PERSONAL 😭

#THEY'RE COMING FOR HIS ENTIRE ASS #the heads are like 'Henry told us we can't bully Trixie no more so we just gotta roast Terrence instead'

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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*crawls out of the pits of hell*

#country bear jamboree #country bears #cbj terrence

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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Henry: OK NOW WHY HAVE YALL BEEN SNAPPIN' AT EACHOTHER ALL MORNIN?

Wendell: Well Ernest said he wanted his eyebrows to look nicer so I tried to wax them but when I took the waxstrips off there was..

a problem...

ERNEST: MY EYEBROWS ARE

GONE!!!!

#first his eywbrows #soon. soon his toupee will be next

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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THE BOYS. (lore)

#BFJFKDKSLSLSK #Melvin is the original dumbass

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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Bald ernest as a concept is so funny and also believeable. Those curtains do NOT match the rest of him.

That's a toupee baby.

#country bear jamboree #bees cbj headcanons #you know wendell would terrorise him about it #he'd be stealing that thang and leaving on the ground telling everyone its vermin

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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I was talking to @jawswasframed earlier about how they gave terrence assless chaps in the new show. Of course, this would be incredibly emBEARassing for him if he turned round.

#country bear jamboree #country bears #cbj terrence #suggestive #perhaps?#they didnt have to do that to him #but they sure fuckin did!!!

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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@ilythedude one bald ernest fresh off the wig snatching press 🫡

(even worse under here)

#country bear jamboree #country bears #cbj ernest

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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hrmm... any suggestions as to what i can draw 🤔

#the more cursed the better

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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I had to redraw that one image where he's got a massive ass. I had to he was so DISPROPORTIONATE

#country bear jamboree #country bears #cbj terrence #country bear musical jamboree

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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i think it would add spice if Terrence actually had horrific stage fright >:3c

#country bear jamboree #cbj terrence #bees cbj headcanons

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ozark-shaker · 1 month

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Yes

spa vacation to the dishwasher :]

#for crimes against henry

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