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are any of y'all on bluesky 👀

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uh heyyyy guys how we feeling

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@thecreechur Do you trust this man as your snurgeon yes or no

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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

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It's so hot out here BUT IDC IVE SAT ON THIS FOR TOO LONG I NEED HALLOWEEN NAUR

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Is there something in the anon's water 🤔

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most normal wendell encounter:

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NAH BUT THEY RLLY DIDNT HAFTA BE SO CRUEL

LIKE I GET IT THATS HOW THE SONG GOES BUT THE LINE DELIVERY MAKES IT SOUND PERSONAL 😭

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*crawls out of the pits of hell*

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Henry: OK NOW WHY HAVE YALL BEEN SNAPPIN' AT EACHOTHER ALL MORNIN?

Wendell: Well Ernest said he wanted his eyebrows to look nicer so I tried to wax them but when I took the waxstrips off there was..

a problem...

ERNEST: MY EYEBROWS ARE

GONE!!!!

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THE BOYS. (lore)

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Bald ernest as a concept is so funny and also believeable. Those curtains do NOT match the rest of him.

That's a toupee baby.

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I was talking to @jawswasframed earlier about how they gave terrence assless chaps in the new show. Of course, this would be incredibly emBEARassing for him if he turned round.

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@ilythedude one bald ernest fresh off the wig snatching press 🫡

(even worse under here)

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hrmm... any suggestions as to what i can draw 🤔

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I had to redraw that one image where he's got a massive ass. I had to he was so DISPROPORTIONATE

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i think it would add spice if Terrence actually had horrific stage fright >:3c