#cavejohnson

[shordtriesnottolaugh]

"I suggest you take a deep breath... and hold it."

[monriatitans]

VIDEO GAME QUOTE OF THE DAY

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

“Science isn’t about why! It’s about why not!” – Cave Johnson, Portal 2

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[kosova404]

Same thing :3

[spiribia]

Portal 2 has you trying to look up how canon the writing for the thinkgeek Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit is

[gameguides]

Portal with RTX Secret Codes

Welcome to our Portal with RTX Secret Codes guide. This guide will show you using these secret codes for Storage Cubes and Companion Cubes. We know that there are people who have a hard time finishing the Portal with RTX game. If you are one of those who find it difficult to finish the game, let's take you to our Portal with RTX guide. #PortalwithRTX

Portal with RTX Secret Codes

This guide will show you using these secret codes for Storage Cubes and Companion Cubes. Portal with RTX Secret Active Codes - physicallybased = Storage Cube – Ice - fullypathtraced = Storage Cube – Lens - omniversekit = Storage Cube – Camera - directillumination = Storage Cube – Digital Skull - cavejohnson = Storage Cube – Iso-Wheatly - jensen = Storage Cube – Iso-Voyager - blackmesa = Storage Cube – Iso-Black-Mesa - 40series = Storage Cube – RTX - caroline = Companion Cube – Pillow - themoreyoubuythemoreyousave = Companion Cube – Ceramic - deliciousandmoist = Companion Cube – Wood - bridge = Companion Cube – Digital Portal with RTX social media channels, the channels from which they announce the codes: - Facebook: ?? - Twitter: ?? - Instagram: ?? - TikTok: ?? - YouTube: ?? - Discord: ?? Expired Codes These codes no longer work: - No codes. How to use? These are the steps to redeem codes on Android - Launch Portal with RTX on your device - Press ALT+X simultaneously and click Developer Settings Menu - Press About Tab (top) and scroll down to the secrets tab - Enter any of the provided codes (always lowercase) - Select the checkboxes to claim the rewards & Enjoy your freebies! Read the full article

[aperture-laboratories-official]

Personnel Activity

Cave Johnson: Offline

Caroline: Offline

Dr. Rattman: Offline

Chell: Online

Greg: To Be Determined

Announcer: Online

GLaDOS: Online

Wheatley: Online 

Adventure Core aka R1ck: Online

Space Core: Online

Fact Core: Online

Curiosity Core: Offline

Morality Core: Offline

Intelligence Core: Offline

Anger Core: Offline

Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube: Offline

P-Body: Online

Atlas: Online

[whenwolvescryout]

Something I've been working on a little bit at a time for the past few months. My dumb portal 2 reference is done! And the little bonus sketch that someone asked for on stream: here If you like my art, you can support me on Patreon or Ko-fi

Posted using PostyBirb

[perpetualpotatoparty]

Fanfic idea: Cave Johnson and Saxton Hale enter a bidding war for the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[dosbroscomix]

Cave Johnson with Lego Panels here! Look how flexible they are! These are the panels we used in our Lego Ideas set the Modular Portal Testing Chamber, which is gathering support right now! They’re super poseable, and even extendable up to three panels lengths! If you feel like contributing your support we’d really appreciate it :) #lego #legos #legoportal #legoportal2 #portal2 #wheatley #legoideas #legomoc #legomocs #afol #cavejohnson #aperturescience #commercial https://www.instagram.com/p/B54Qg1BpFqm/?igshid=bms5yrjnzpiv

[spiribia]

this unused cavejohnson line is killing me WHY ARE YOU THE SOURCE OF ALL HER PROBLEMS

[spirallingshape]

The portraits in the boss's office all have "cavejohnson" in their file name, indicating that they were edited from the Cave portraits you find in Old Aperture.

Portal TSP Crossover is actually real (AKA as 'I've noticed the same models and connected the dots')

I was playing Portal: Mel mod today and I stopped the moment I saw this plant because I stared way too long at Fern to remember its exact shape

I've also gone to Portal 2 to find the same plant that is just flipped

Another silly found is Wife Ending's Bed vs the bed from the start of Portal 2

I prob could find copies of models (I think other plants also seem v similar) but I'm too tired so

EDIT a few more things

Pencil Sharpener and phones (And mugs found by @grahatiafanclub )

PortalxTSP real

Happy Pride iOFHIOSSAOI

[lesbiansexyman]

Sucker idolizing cavejohnson pussy

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[ngeruma]

Perpetual Testing #89 “TRAPPED” By bartolono

Well, well, well…, what can I say about this particular chamber, so many questions, so much confusion. It would also probably help a great deal if i payed more attention to descriptions instead of scan reading everything, but hey, scan reading got me through school! There is a lot going on in this chamber, some of it i think may be somewhat wonky? For example it appears you can’t rely on a frankencube to fall out of a delivery tube properly 100% of the time. After everything though theres just one, pretty important question left that’s really puzzling me.. WHY WAS THAT WALL LEAKING!?

Click here for the full video!

More Test Chambers

[sagittariusshit]

Any #portal fans here?? I’ve been thinking it’s time for another play through 🧡🥔💙 these cuties are available as long and short necklaces, AND as earrings! Acrylic pendants on sterling silver chain. Shop link in bio! MurchsMerch.etsy.com 🥔 use code “HBDHARRY” for free domestic shipping! #portal2 #valvegames #valve #chell #GLaDOS #portalcosplay #portalgun #unisexjewelry #apeturescience #apaturescience #cavejohnson #gamergirl #gamergirls #girlswhogame #nerdgirl #wheatley #portal2wheatley #nerdjewelry #portalnecklace #portalearrings #shopsmall

[joeyclaire]

@/portal @/turret and @/wheatley are locked

@/chell is a music blog, hasn’t updated in years

@/glados @/portaltwo are alive and well and post about portal

@/portal2 is a shitpost blog

@/cavejohnson some guy, hasn’t updated in years

@/dougrattmann: this

i wonder what all the portal canon urls are up to rn

[gameguides]

Portal with RTX Cheat Codes

Welcome to our Portal with RTX Cheat Codes guide. This guide will tell you all the cubes cheat codes and how to enter them. We know that there are people who have a hard time finishing the Portal with RTX game. If you are one of those who find it difficult to finish the game, let's take you to our Portal with RTX guide. #PortalwithRTX

Portal with RTX Cheat Codes

This guide will tell you all the cubes cheat codes and how to enter them. How Enter Code - Press ALT+X within the game. - Press Developer Settings Menu button in the windows that opened. - At the top, click "About". - Go down to "secrets" tab - Enter the code in the Codeword field. - Then when correctly entered, it will show you checkbox to choose the unlocked cube you got by using these cheats. Codes List Companion cube - Pillow - caroline - Digital - bridge - Wood - deliciousandmoist - Ceramic - themoreyoubuythemoreyousave Storage cubes - Camera - omniversekit - Iso-Voyager - jensen - Digital Scull - directillumination - RTX - 40series - Lens - fullypathtraced - Iso-Wheatly - cavejohnson - Iso-Black-Mesa - blackmesa - Ice - physicallybased About Portal with RTX Portal with RTX is a free DLC for all Portal owners developed by NVIDIA Lightspeed Studios. Experience the critically acclaimed and award-winning Portal™ reimagined with ray tracing. Every frame of gameplay is upgraded with stunning full ray tracing, new, hand-crafted hi-res physically based textures, and new, enhanced high-poly models evocative of the originals, all in stunning 4K. In Portal with RTX, full ray tracing transforms each level, enabling light to bounce and be affected by the scene’s geometry and materials. Every light is ray-traced and casts shadows, global illumination indirect lighting naturally illuminates and darkens rooms, volumetric ray-traced lighting scatters through fog and smoke, and shadows are pixel perfect. Portal with RTX is compatible with all ray-tracing capable GPUs. Read the full article