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humming-fly · 1 month ago
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
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starzovermarz · 6 months ago
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stupid
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everwalldigan · 6 months ago
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Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…
The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:
Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?
Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508
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thebat-musicman · 17 days ago
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How Jason as Nightwing should have gone
Jason: Im Nightwing now
Dick: Okay
Jason: This doesn’t offend you at all? You don't want to brutally murder me?
Dick: No…?
Jason: *sigh* Man, I gotta apologize to Tim
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tiger-grace · 4 months ago
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Gala Woman: your manners are rather good for someone from the... lower class
(Dick Grayson shovels breadrolls into his mouth in the background and Bruce Wayne trips and falls down a flight of stairs to have a getaway for Batman Stuff™)
young Jason Todd, incredulously: ..if theres a rumor being spread about behavior in this family i know damn well its not gonna be me.
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nenoname · 2 months ago
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stan spending their childhood trying to make ford's polydactyly something positive in ford's life and genuinely believing its super cool....
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dricacchi · 20 days ago
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you're so right yellow traumatize this bitch right back
+ some LQ wips (just so you guys can see him without the torn-bed-sheet-turned-scarf/headscarf thingy covering his face):
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ao3-crack · 1 year ago
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kristybluebird · 6 months ago
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"I have seen the cage you are weaving for me; it is a very pretty one and I shall sit, hereafter, in my cage among the other singing birds but I—I shall be dumb, from spite" (Carter, 1979)
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delzinrowe · 8 months ago
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incorrect jjk quotes [48/?]
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lilislegacy · 8 months ago
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percabeth kids: mom! dad! come on this ride with us!
percy and annabeth: ok! what’s it called?
percabeth kids: the tower of terror
percabeth: sounds fun!
and that was the last time the jackson family ever attended disney world
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28ms28 · 17 days ago
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ALL of you deserve COAL but i thought of something waaay worse
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if you wanna torture yourself more here's the full list
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everwalldigan · 2 months ago
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Dick and Tim eating breakfast in silence:
Tim: so what was the Great Depression like
Dick: it was fine.
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furifuriiiii · 14 days ago
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Jirou finding out Denki is trans (yes I’m projecting I’m sorry)
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jeena-says-hi · 1 month ago
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Scar: what other mob could I try to ride?
Grian: Hey guys
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umblrspectrum · 9 months ago
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you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy
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