#cause otherwise

[aftg-stuff-lol]

You: Andrew Minyard never did anything wrong

Me: *spits out the drink you just offered me*

[mygwenchan]

OH FUCKING HELL NO ;A;

"I'm not dead yet" he says... While Nuth has flashbacks of a beaten up Nant... This can't be good 😨

[firewolf111]

Well, I'm broke, but everyone in my family is still alive.

So, wohoo! I'm owning this whole life thing

[fosliie]

The end result of my own reckless impulsivity

[thegildedfantasy]

Okay, but Nightstrider by Sophia Slade. Halfway through the ARC, and I'm in awe. Enemies to lovers? Fuck yeah. Bisexual characters? Sign me up. Main female character with wings??? I'm on my knees. Marry me.

This book is everything and more and I haven't even mentioned the world building or the plot, which is spotless.

Nightstrider will be the hill I die on.

[gammija]

nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!

jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist

[hellsitegenetics]

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With love and respect,

An anonymous amino acid creature

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Closest match: Plasmodium sp. DRC-Itaito genome assembly, chromosome: 10 Common name: Unclassified Malaria-Causing Parasite

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[originalitysquared]

Take a brick FROM WHO, THO?

[nedsseveredhead]

why are boxers so expensive i just want to cover my ass

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.

war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.

Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.

The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.

not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.

it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)

[thewomancallednova]

wait wait wait wait wait im watching the omega glory and spock does a vulcan neck pinch on someone and kirk is like pity you can't teach me that and spock is like i did try captain and like huh? the implications??? Did they like sit together in the gym, spock gently placing his fingers on jims neck, trying to show him where the right muscles are and squeezing just a little bit, not enough to actually incapacitate jim but like show him where to go and then jim tries it on spock gently??? and like obviously it didnt work but like did jim just squeeze spocks shoulder a bunch, did spock put his hand on jims, trying to correct jim's hand's stance? and like we know that humans can learn it bc of data and michael so its either a skill issue on kirks part or he just like... did it wrong on purpose so he could hold/touch hands with spock more??? has anyone written fan fiction about this??? why have i never seen anyone talk about this???

[bubblingsteam]

[fioleespring]

the kiss

[commsroom]

still getting a grasp on this whole no gravity thing (by @jamisonrivv)

[onesidedradiostatic]

can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?

it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.

like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.

then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.

and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.

then val just... shrugs it off.

usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.

but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.

I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.

[bloodanddiscoballs]

Time for a Spin the Wheel for Disco Elysium Fuck, Marry, Kill! You know the rules: Spin THIS WHEEL and then vote on which you'd do to your character.

If you need a refresher on who you got, look them up HERE

Reblog and put who you got in the tags!