#cats for cats

[aume]

Bathrobe superstition was not on my 2024 Bingo card, but I am not here to complain!!

[uschi-the-listener]

Hints for Cats from Cats:

.

Occasionally

a hollow will appear

at the bottom of

a dish of food

.

do not be fooled

it is empty

marginal food

is less nutritious

.

House plants

conveniently located

are multi-use:

both as healthful

between-meal snacks

.

and rest rooms

on rainy days

and other times

.

Sleeping

for an entire length

of 8 hours

is dangerous

.

no one can survive this

.

Duly note

and awaken

the larger members of

your clowder

as needed

.

preferably

when the dish

is empty

.

Dog water

is infinitely preferable

and more easily obtained

than any equivalent water

nearer to the Cat Dish.

.

Also highly nutritious

and galling

to watching canine types.

.

Stay out of my yard.

I am much larger than you are

and I will show you

at the least provocation.

.

Many irrelevant items

are associated with

Boxes

.

and may be removed

or used as

furniture

.

although Boxes are best

when empty

regardless of size.

.

A fine coating of

catnip dust

is preferable

to that stuffed into

a Cat Toy

.

but either is acceptable

and may be consumed

at any time.

.

You don’t have to pass

a math test.

Indulge.

.

Fish and Birds

in their respective

containers

are less obtainable

than mice

in the wild.

.

A mouse in the claws

is worth two fish

in an aquarium.

.

The apes who open cans

are inefficient hunters

and must be taught

about prey.

.

Bring them dead and dying

treats

to show them

the delights that await

.

if they will only

pay attention.

.

Cat Trees and such

are all very well

.

but sofas

are much more sturdy

and amendable

to scratching.

[aume]

Cats for Cats...go this hard or go home.

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[creelarke]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[only-cat-memes]

[caats]

[itsbrig]

I have deep love for the cat.

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[aume]

I’d like to sincerely thank the Rangers for pulling their best player!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[okcassin]

getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

[drempen]

I neko atsume'd the new boop cats