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Bathrobe superstition was not on my 2024 Bingo card, but I am not here to complain!!
#matty tkachuk#matthew tkachuk#mt19#florida panthers#sergei bobrovsky#sasha barkov#gus gus#hockey#cats for cats#sir jay boboka#nhl#superstition
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Hints for Cats from Cats:
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Occasionally
a hollow will appear
at the bottom of
a dish of food
.
do not be fooled
it is empty
marginal food
is less nutritious
.
House plants
conveniently located
are multi-use:
both as healthful
between-meal snacks
.
and rest rooms
on rainy days
and other times
.
Sleeping
for an entire length
of 8 hours
is dangerous
.
no one can survive this
.
Duly note
and awaken
the larger members of
your clowder
as needed
.
preferably
when the dish
is empty
.
Dog water
is infinitely preferable
and more easily obtained
than any equivalent water
nearer to the Cat Dish.
.
Also highly nutritious
and galling
to watching canine types.
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Stay out of my yard.
I am much larger than you are
and I will show you
at the least provocation.
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Many irrelevant items
are associated with
Boxes
.
and may be removed
or used as
furniture
.
although Boxes are best
when empty
regardless of size.
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A fine coating of
catnip dust
is preferable
to that stuffed into
a Cat Toy
.
but either is acceptable
and may be consumed
at any time.
.
You don’t have to pass
a math test.
Indulge.
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Fish and Birds
in their respective
containers
are less obtainable
than mice
in the wild.
.
A mouse in the claws
is worth two fish
in an aquarium.
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The apes who open cans
are inefficient hunters
and must be taught
about prey.
.
Bring them dead and dying
treats
to show them
the delights that await
.
if they will only
pay attention.
.
Cat Trees and such
are all very well
.
but sofas
are much more sturdy
and amendable
to scratching.
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Cats for Cats...go this hard or go home.
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
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Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
#2d animation#bed rotting#cute#cat#art#animation#artists on tumblr#animal art#cats#cat art#digital art#krita#gif
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you have to outlive donald trump
#you have to get ur own cat#you have to see one piece end#you have to laugh with your friends#you have to buy a stand mixer#you have to watch the sonic movie#you have to watch dunmeshi s2#etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!
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“How’s life?”
Me:
#meme#memes#humor#animals#funny#lol#comedy#shitpost#dog#beach#ocean#cat#dogs#cats#horse#cow#cows#horses#horseblr
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#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#animal#animals#cat#cats#kitty#kittens#pet#pets#caturday#cats of tumblr#tweet#twitter#baby animals#cute animals#art#artists on tumblr#draw#drawing
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this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️
#cats of tumblr#cat#cats#kitty#kitten#funny#funny cats#cute cats#animals#cute#kitties#kittens#pets#meow
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#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#dank memes#dark humor#art#draw#drawing#dark academia#light academia#photography#aesthetic#sculpture#cats#cats of tumblr#wholesome#aww#artists on tumblr
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I have deep love for the cat.
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