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it's just me and my cake vodka & pepsi against the world
#bailed mandy out and then got to spend over an hour waiting for her piece of shit ex to show up and unlock the door#only for him to say '20 minutes' and then not show up#he read her texts and didn't answer#p sure this is why he was putting off getting her home#he was off doing drugs#mandy is 100% sure and tbh it wouldn't be a first so yeah probably#eventually i called my josh to get the spare key from his mom so mandy could at least get in#btw if you pay bail with a debit card here there is a 9% fucking fee#like my 500$ wasn't enough#here's an extra 25$ for funsies#the guy said its bc they do it through a 3rd party system but jesus fucking christ#we live 15 minutes away btw so my mans did in 15 minutes what her ex couldn't manage in two hours#fuckin reliable#i'm a lucky bitch#josh is asleep now but i've decided to stay up and drink and do.. idk what#catch up on article??#work on my fics??#something else??#who knows!!!#maison speaks
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christmas tales
2023.12.11
#they wanted to stay up and 'catch santa'#he had to stop them#i think its more in character for them to actually end up catching him somehow but i wanted to draw this anyways so. L!#hes reading about what you all did to the all dogs go to heaven 2 article.#wait i have to add character tags too oops !!! i got too used to rambling not-fandom posts sorry#hlvrai#hlvrai fanart#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#hlvrai coomer#hlvrai benrey#hlvrai bubby#we are just not going to mention the amount of time it's taking me to draw things .
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"i hate marc spector" okay? should we all clap? throw a party??? invite jeremy slater?????
#i finally got the courage to read what jeremy slater has said abt moon knight and why he made the show Like That#and oh god it was so fucking hard to read#cuz how are you gonna call yourself a moon knight fan when you admit you dislike marc and say hes hard to love#and then it gets worse and worse HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOON KNIGHT FAN AND THEN SAY THIS SHIT...#look up “jeremy slater moon knight interview discussing films” for the article#i cant physically explain how horrid it is#jeremy slater when i fucking catch u#marc spector#moon knight comics#moon knight#moon knight system
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snakes have something called a jacobson's organ that allows them to smell. they stick out their tongue, and then when it enters their mouth again, the jacobson's organ processes what they just smelled with their tongue. i say this to propose that, after yakumo licks eiden's dick for a good 10 minutes, he closes his mouth and processes it all like O_____O
when i TELL YOU that this message left me bracing the wall like
(overwhelmed with positive affect)
#you just... waltz into my inbox... LEAVE ME SNAKE FACT.... and HILARIOUS vision???#you do this freely? you would demonstrate such audacity???#i post my snorn and soon after i get a fun little inbox surprise#i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂#thank u.... for showing up and dropping these words on me... *wipes joyous tear*#i immediately thought of those silly cat zoomies eyes#what? is yakumo gonna go comically BIG PUPIL after he's processed what just transpired?#(sucked eiden's dick for a full 10 minutes)?#or is he just gonna have a steam meltdown like in puzzling invitation#just straight up blue screen (Buffering....) for a minute while all the senses catch up to him#and eiden (if he manages to drift out of his ducked-out-brain) starts to worry#as soon as i read ur message i was ON WIKIPEDIA like the buttered side of the toast on floor#vomeronasal organ my vestigial intrigue...? according to this here article... humans have them but they don't do anything anymore#so maybe yakumo has a standard nasal system when in human form. he doesn't need to consult the organ for processing#but the moment he starts shapeshifting... once he reaches those in-between and beyond snakey forms...#he'll have to engage in the ol' lick-n-sniff.#and that's when the comedy kicks in#does he descend upon the dick with renewed hunger after all that processing? a bit of gluttony activation?#or does he ease up a bit because it's all too overstimulating?#UGH WHY HTWRIUELOW WHYUIAO. SDTP YOYU I'M A CHANGED MAN AFTER NAKED APRON YAKUMO#i'mma need twelve more orders of this please *gestures to the yakuei dick sucking*#feesh answer
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do you ever think about the difference between headlines and that eng articles say "[the] Panthers"/"with Panthers" meanwhile the esp went "his Panthers" like barkov and his panthers... he had a special night in tampere with his panthers... his...
#sorry many thoughts i was catching up on the finn coverage through the esp articles#and then got hit over the head with “Barkov [...] con sus Panthers”#like already really possessive over this team make it worse man#oh also the way the article named all the finnish representatives of both teams#and tagged on “but no one shone brighter than one of the two tampere natives: barkov”#yeah run me over with a car why dont ya#anyways
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My work day has been fucking ridiculous (aka I had a long meeting and wasn't on Tumblr all day) and now I feel like I'm behind on everything (Tumblr, not work. Fuck work.) and scrambling to catch up! (On Tumblr. Because again, fuck work.)
#911#buddie#all the ryan pics?#shade about that article?#possibly another oliver interview?#brb gotta go catch up!
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for the sake of argument, assume that you are somewhere that you can play a video with audio and that neither the video or article are absurdly long
#every time one of them pops up I'm like who the fuck actually watches these#and get mad if I can't dismiss it and it scrolls with the article#like I will simply go read the archive version of this now#I use like ten million ad blockers but most don't catch those by default since they're not ads#and it's harder to select elements to block on mobile#polls#my polls#mp#but if people aren't watching them you think they'd stop making them right?
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probably my favourite article about him solely because of the reason granit's in it 🫶 my goat carlos please don't leave us
#i could have ss half of the article#but i decided on only the xhaka quotes#but his charisma is unmatched#and he's done so well for us#i love reading about his time at juve#the fact that he charmed the staff into giving him a job on his first meeting 😭#and he begged atletico staff on twitter to let him work there#it's a requirement to be a little crazy to work at arsenal#his obsession with football is how i aim to be with chemistry#yk those girls who live by rory gilmore?#he is my equivalent#enough yapping i need to catch up on work#carlos cuesta#granit xhaka#carlos garcia cuesta
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"How to watch every Hunger Games movie in order!"???
These articles are really nonsense, aren't they?
#The Hunger Games#Like#I can understand the debates about what order to watch Star Wars in#But the hunger games isn't that hard to work out#either watch the prequel first or don't#up to you#you don't need a whole article to list the films in order#but this is making want to create a dumbaf order for them#Start with Catching Fire#then flashback to the Hunger Games#then you want Mockingjay pt 1#then obviously you need the Snow backstory so ballad of songbirds and snakes#then finish it with Mockingjay pt 2#But of course when the Haymitch film comes out that should come between The Hinger Games and Mockingjay pt 1
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i often find myself questioning reality and i'm thinking that maybe people shouldn't let their 8 year olds watch The Truman Show (1998) because it might actually create lasting psychological damage
#anyone else see The Truman Show as a kid and still catch themselves wondering if the entire world is a Set Up or nah?? 👀#like i know it's a pretty narcissistic concept to believe the entire world revolves around you lmao but i mean. the paranoia sometimes...#i genuinely 100% blame that movie for this#like i actually think that if i'd never seen that movie then i would just dilly dally on my way through life#never questioning the very fabric of my existence#...i mean realizing that christianity was bullshit might've still ended up doing a number on me#but like. HELL what if watching that movie opened my brain up to be ABLE to consider that my concept of reality (in which YAHWEH is real)#was actually bullshit. and i needed that movie in order to be able to eventually break free from the bullshit.#who knows lmao#but dear god... the other day i was driving#and i noticed that most of the cars would like. ease off the brakes jUST BEFORE the light turned green. like they KNEW.#and logically i'm like. 'that is because they are watching the cross traffic slow down and anticipating their turn.'#but Truman Syndrome Brain was like 'THEY HAVE CUES. THE DIRECTOR IS TELLING THEM TO GET READY TO GO.'#which is dumb bc if i were running a large scale program and had actors driving around i'd just tell them to follow the basic traffic rules#but ya know. the 'Truman Syndrome' or 'Truman Show Delusion' is a legit thing. there's a Wikipedia article on it. lmao#that shit done fucked some of us up :|#unreality#unreality tw#my posts#ramblings#my life is not nearly interesting enough to warrant a tv show#...but then again neither was Truman's. which was the point.
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OKAY
PLANS / TO-DO LIST
1. Hang up more laundry, set aside the stuff Josh needs to fold
2. Work on sorting the new jewelry section now that I have acquired more push pins
3. Send my timesheet to Carol & Karen bc the one on the church computer has not been updated and I would like to get paid
4. Check the discords did this earlier but this is gonna be an ongoing thing so.. putting it here was kinda silly huh??
5. Continue my links & articles journey (i know!! i'm way tf behind!!! i've barely been at an actual computer in days so it's been impossible :/ ) Started making progress but Josh is snoring and I forgot to grab my fucking headphones, which means I can't take in shit. Will continue this tomorrow (actually today now, it's 12:10 AM) when I don't have an inconsistent lawnmower next to me. I love him but jesus fucking christ Made more progress, hoping to make even more tonight (as long as josh doesn't snore again)
6. Throw down the mountain of dirty laundry
7. Clean up any trash
8. Re-glue the shorter perch of the cat tower so it STOPS FUCKING WIGGLING
9. Finally post that stupid / silly stucky "comic" I did based on a tumblr post bc its been done for weeks at this point, I just keep forgetting
10. Nair the legs bc while shaving isn't necessary (I rarely care and Josh doesn't give a fuck) I feel like having some smooth goddamn legs I can rub together comfy cricket style, but actual shaving comes with The Horrors. so.
hmm... i think that might be it. but like quite possibly not so.. might update later with more Tasks
#maison speaks#josh left for d&d an hour-ish ago#so its just the cats and i boppin about the bedroom#bc that's where literally all of this work is#yes even the links & articles#i had josh drop my laptop in the bedroom before he left so when i need a break from cleaning i can start my#catching up! : )
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in tree paine we trust
#sorry i’m only now catching up on this nyt opinion article and the little clapback#this shit is shrkbslfbdkfjddmjsjfjsjfkf#taylor swift#tree paine
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i've gotten so used to my daily practice of reading french aloud that now when i have to read something boring in english for work i default to reading it aloud. which takes way longer and also i feel like i retain even less information than i would otherwise, somehow. the upside is that my oral reading cadence in english, even of dense scientific articles, is rather excellent nowadays. i could read scientific articles out loud for a living, if that was a thing people needed me to do. which they do not, because screenreaders are a thing. maybe i could read crusty PDFs out loud for a living? but anyway all this is to say shoutout to my man alexandre dumas and also my other man victor hugo for training me to read run-on sentences in my second language. after that, dry journal articles in my first language are easy peasy.
#this practice is giving me some insights that are relevant to my actual job though#i mean we already knew this but. try reading your sentences out loud. can someone understand them without seeing them?#if not...your sentence may be too complex and may need to be broken up into multiple sentences.#my clients have to write complicated shit in a readable manner and one of my coworkers had this whole#initiative for a while just trying to get them to write shorter sentences. but they completely ignored him lol#reading out loud also helps you catch typos. i caught so many in this published journal article just now (embarrassing for them)#i probably would have caught most of them if i had read it silently but you never know#it's really interesting to me that i think this skill of parsing syntax on the fly to modulate sentence-level prosody in french#seems to transfer to english. i mean that i've been practicing reading french aloud and it seems to have made me better at#reading english aloud too even though french and english have different syntax and punctuation conventions.#so that's convenient#french#syntax#prosody#my posts#i cannot believe i STARTED this daily practice with the count of fucking monte-cristo. way to start on hard mode. jesus#and then followed it up with les misérables of all things. am i a masochist??#don't answer that.
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So I just got hit with the danganronpa hyperfixation which led me to wonder about the togami family siblings
And here are some of the results (with a REALLY LARGE amount of rambling in the tags)
#danganronpa#danganronpa oc#danganronpa ocs#danganronpa togami#togami siblings#byakuya togami#so basically#all the people here are former togami (half) siblings who lost the competition byakuya togami won#the one depicted on the first second and fifth image is chishi kettei#formerly known as meiwaku togami#she came into the second place in the battle#and was like the others exiled from the family with her history erased from the face of the earth#due to being 19 at the time she lost she ends up working in a convenience store in an attempt to make ends meet and adjust to the drastic#shift in her life#however at some point a robber attempts to steal the cash register and as they run of with it chishi catches up to them#and in an attempt to stop them manages to steal the cash box back and starts to beat them relentlessly#which ends up resulting in the robbers death#after dealing with the aftermath of the mess chishi returns to her place#where she reads a news article on the internet about a recent assassination of a political figure in japan#which also details the assassin company which might be behind it#at that moment chishi ends up being threatend with eviction due to failing to pay the bills#which is the last straw for her ands she ends up searching for the assassin company on the internet#luckily with her togami skills it doesnt taje her long to find said company and she signs up to join them#she gets accepted and due to possessing a wide variety of skills she becomes a valuable asset to the company#THE ONES ON THE THIRD AND FOURTH PICTURE#are kossori riburando and syabai riburando#yes they're twins#no nothing sinister between these two#after getting exiled from the togami family they end up getting adopted by the riburando family#I wish I could add more but tumblr doesnt allow me to add more than 30 tags on the mobile app so I'll ramble more later
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The way these past few months have been super hectic at work and in personal life but I somehow managed to binge watch La Máquina in 2 days after its release🕴️
#the power Diego and Gael have on my head and my heart and my-#not to mention all the press tour clips and articles lord have mercy on my soul#still have to catch up on a few of them#have been more active on twitter..simply dont have energy to be active on two socmeds lol#anyway will be going on a (partial) vacation next week so should get some more time to breathe and enjoy whee#personal
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ppl will go “i’d notice if society was going to sacrifice a marginalised group of people and if they said that it’s ok that a bunch of people would die then i would stand against it” and then they’ll hear people saying “well only disabled and vulnerable people will die of covid” and go “yes this is normal and ok and fine”
#first of all it’s not only disabled people who are dying and also covid can disable you real quick and make you part of that group that#people are fine with dying#but also do y’all hear yourself bed sometimes. the amount of people who claim to be allies but with throw others aside as soon as it#interferes with their comfort#also there have been so many studies and reports and articles on how covid disproportionally affects poc. not to mention inequalities in#healthcare that come into play too when you’re dealing with a pandemic#but as soon as y’all have to stop going to parties or restaurants or isolating for two weeks when exposed or confirmed positive or even if#you suspect you have it. or any of the millions of other things that at this point are important facets of community care and protecting#yourself and others from a disease that has been proven and continues to be proven to do a lot of damage to the body#y’all just balk. you don’t drop your claims but that doesn’t mean you’ve dropped your allyship#I’d love to go back to normal. i’d love to go out without a mask and eat in restaurants and do all the things i did before covid#but i won’t. because i know that isn’t safe for me or my friends/family/community and also quite literally isn’t possible now because we’re#still in a pandemic. if you claim to be an ally to disabled people then prove it and mask#I can’t speak as fully on allyship to other communities who are disproportionately impacted but not masking harms everyone and if anyone#does want to speak on allyship to their communit(y/ies) feel free to go ahead#covid tw#fired up about this because i’m doing radioactive iodine treatment in a few weeks and my mother is taking no precautions. not only am i at#risk if i catch covid but if she gets sick i either have to postpone my treatment to care for her (which risks giving my cancer more time to#metastasise if there are cells left) or i have to figure out another plan for treatment since my current plan hinges on her help since i#have to isolate#im just tired and frustrated. a pandemic doesn’t stop just because you get bored#vent tw#this is not as eloquent as i wish it was and the lack of punctuation and tone can make parts confusing but i think y’all get my point
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