#castle liza

[echovale052]

Who would I have hot cocoa with?

Ranking various audio rp characters, there is no rhyme or reason. Fandomcember challenge by @frenchiefitzhere

Lori from the Corollary: 10/10

Played by the wonderful @thatlesbeanjew

That’d be the funniest thing ever please she’s literally so cool. Topics of conversation would include; how to keep an aloe plant alive (bc I keep killing mine), what she has an MBA in (I’m guessing something plants or business) and the doggos!

Aspen from the Corollary 10/10

I wish everyday that technotheology was an actual class I’d listen to every lecture with absolute zero boredom. Topics of conversation: Dinah, her favorite students, how she and Goldie met, silly stories, etc.

Margot from the Corollary 100/10

I’m sorry I love Aspen and Lori but I’d be laughing so hard I’d be snorting hot chocolate out of my nose. Topics of conversation: All the drama, all the stories anything and everything Margot makes me giggle and kick my feet. :D

Carol from the Corollary 6/10

Scary, I do not think she’d like me, nope I’d run, as many times as I’ve made fun of her? Not a civil conversation happening. Topics of conversation: ???, i feel like it’d all be thinly veiled threats??, idk the weather?, what’s her favorite kinda cat?.

Rose from Castleaudios 8/10 @castleaudios

Omg I have such a crush on this nerd (/pos). I love Greek mythology and all types of mythology and the Iliad is been on my to be read list for ages. Topics of conversation: Mythologies, Exscalibur!!, books and other nerdy stuff.

Abby from Castleaudios 8/10

I could go on! Also love this nerd /pos. Topics of conversation: Vampires, werewolves, theories and more there’s no constant topic there is only constant topic change.

Miss Liza from Castleaudios 6/10

I would love to talk to her but I’d just accidentally go southern and I don’t even notice it im so sorry, she’s so tired. I’d work at her diner. Topics of conversation: I feel like we’d end up talking about baking a lot, and I gush about my doggo a lot and she’s seems like a dog person.

Romeo from @penncilkid ‘s channel 9/10

I have absolutely no clue what we’d talk about but I think he’s cool and I think we’d get along :) Topics of conversation: No clue, what’s his favorite color? (That’s usually my go to icebreaker I’m awkward as hell)

Nova from PenncilKid’s channel 10/10

I love this bean!! I’m not completely caught up with the story but they’re so cute hello? Topics of conversation: Again there is no consistent topic only jumping from topic to topic to topic.

[rykeiwrites]

And the Thunder Rolls

ꕥ Characters: Liza

ꕥ Genre: fluff, comfort

ꕥ T/W: none i can think of.

ꕥ Words: 543

ꕥ Notes: I am a simple woman who loves a southern MILF.

✧ There was a few downfalls of immortality, sure they were forever young, hot, and strong, but now the super hearing could be troublesome. Off in the distance they could hear the harsh clash of thunder, the sky was a dreary gray with clouds covering everything, and the only reason they could stand in front of a window and not worry about burning to death. They could barely make out the lightning strikes in the far distance. 

They remember when they would seek out Celine and have her calm them when the storms would get bad, but now they were stuck so many miles away and not wanting to bother Liza, who worked a double shift yesterday and needed the sleep. They could deal with this, they were a big vampire. The storm couldn’t hurt them in any way… right?

They jumped as they heard another clap of thunder, closer this time, but still should be faint to human ears. They bit back a small whimper and decided it would be better not to focus on the storm. Taking up their phone and headphones they curled up on the armchair in the living room, away from the window. For a while this works, but as the storm gets closer the harder it is to focus on anything but that. In being consumed by the storm they only notice the human in front of them at the last second.

“What are you doing up Darling?” They ask, taking out their earbud to better hear her.

“Well, I happened to be missing a certain presence lurking in my bed, and wanted to find out where you went. I know you don’t need to sleep but didn’t think I bored you that quickly." She leaned over them and gave them a kiss on the head. “In all seriousness, you alright Sugar? You’re not looking so hot.” They smiled, and before they could lie and say it was fine, right over their head the thunder boomed.

Jumping almost out of their own skin, they stand up, almost knocking Liza over, if they didn’t grab a hold of her to keep her on her feet, a tighter grip then necessary. They tried to smile, but even they knew that their shaking was noticeable. Liza raised an eyebrow at them and they tried to laugh, but it came out as a shaky breath.

“Well, I’ll be fine.” 

“Not what I asked.” Liza sighed and moved so she could sit down in the chair, and tugged on them. “Well come on, get your ass over here.”

“Darling, you should go to bed, you need sleep.” They tried to fight against her, but she pulled harder.  “If you’re going to insist then let's get to bed instead.” They leaned over and kissed her on her head also, and Liza agreed.

In the bedroom Liza pulled Sugar into their arms, covering them in blankets. Laying on her chest, they could hear the heartbeat, and the storm picked up outside. Her hands smoothe out their hair though, rub their back gently. It was when she started to hum though, some inconsequential tune, that drowned out the worst of the thunder. Gently lulled into a semi sleep, they basked in the safety Liza provided them. ✧

[slushiepizza]

i too am an enjoyer of milfs

[darlin-collins]

thinking about sugar angst rn

sugar who after a while of rejections from Liza because they're "too young ",they start hating how they look,they make their hair look more done up then their usual messy look,start acting more mature,start dressing a bit their actual age,but nothing works !their still that young adult looking, childish behaving, little flirty regular that Liza would never love

so they accept it, there's nothing else to do really

they tone the flirting down,stop making dirty jokes,only settle for a compliment or two,and eventually they stop going there daily,just a few times a week

[everything-redacted00]

imagine an audio where Sugar gets sick and Liza comes over and takes care of them (cause they can’t do it themselves) and Liza takes their temperature with a thermometer and it’s like 85 and she’s like “what the hell how are you still alive!??” but it’s just cause there a vampire and there skin and temperature is “ungodly cold” all the time

[dani-ya-dig]

I thought for so long that Sugar just didn’t want to eat Liza’s food because they were vampire and didn’t see the point, or didn’t have a taste for human food. BUT ITS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAT THEY WERE JUST GENUINELY SCARED THAT LIZA WOULD ACTUALLY GIVE THEM OLD EXPIRED ASS FOOD

[magulayy]

i have a 28 hour long playlist so i decided to assign songs from that playlist to the glenwood characters

claire - skyfall by adele

ranger - dark red by steve lacy

beth - me and your mama by childish gambino

seer - it’s you by max feat keshi

evie - conversations with the moon by grentperez

knight - toroka by christian kuria

rose - valentine laufey

abby - dare by gorillaz

dear / bud -small worlds by mac miller

liza - respect by aretha franklin

sugar - sway by michael buble

chloe - love you twice by huh yunjin

dewdrop - shirt by sza

rachelle - maneater by nelly furtado

doll - killing me softly with his song by fugees

celine - time machine by willow

valera - moonlight by kali uchis

idk if i forgot anyone it’s like really early in the morning im out of it LOL

[angel-shaw]

Someone give me a promt and a ship! I’ll let you know if I can do it!!!!

Pleaseeeee I need stuff to wright!

[elisasimp]

This is how I imagine sugar-

I headcannon that they own a strain of nightclubs, but rarely stay out all night as they much prefer visiting Liza.

They recently took up paining as a hobby, and enjoy making basic abstract cityscapes which they sell to ‘rich idiots’ for at least 10x their actual worth.

Their wardrobe consists mainly of black, red, leather and velvet because they’re a stereotype- but they own a wide selection of sunnies and milf themed attire.

[catella-ars]

I love @castleaudios ‘ audios ok

[highlifeboat]

Haha their friendship is slowly falling apart

[rykeiwrites]

Double Date

ꕥ Characters: Liza, Sugar, Knight and Genevieve 

ꕥ Genre: fluff

ꕥ T/W: none i can think of

ꕥ Word count: 1024

ꕥ Notes: I’m kinda obsessed with Sugar and Liza and I love the idea of knight trying very, very hard to get Liz and Sugar together so Sugar stops flirting with Evie. So here is Liza getting to know the biggest shippers of hers and Sugar.

     ✧ “Let me.” Sugar comes around to the passenger door a little faster than humanly possible. As the door opens they are met with a small scowl on their date’s face. They reach out to offer their hand to help her out, and she takes it, and while climbing out of the car she begins scolding them.

“Honestly you’re going to be caught, by someone other than me,” she adds as Sugar smirks wider, “and it’s going to get you in trouble.” 

“In the twenty five years of my unlife I haven’t been caught yet.” They tucked her hand into the crook of their arm, their smile showed just a little bit of fang. “Besides, I think everyone would be more preoccupied with my lovely date.” they took her other hand and gave it a quick kiss. Rolling her eyes and letting Sugar lead her to the restaurant. She flat out refused when Sugar had mentioned taking her to the high end restaurant Glenwood had, and they settled for a decent Italian place. 

The hostess seemed more thrilled then most would be seeing Sugar, and not too phased to see someone with them. Before the hostess could talk to them though, a very kind voice called out to them. Turning to see an adorable woman and someone who seemed to be a guard dog, eyeing Sugar wearily. A genuine smile appeared on Sugar’s lips, one that didn’t seem different then their smirk, but Liza could see it. Before worry could set in, Sugar introduces them.

“Darling, this is Evs and their Knight in shining armor. This is Liza, my partner.” Liza shuffled her weight back and forth on her feet, and Evie’s grin became brighter.

“Oh it’s so nice to meet you! We’ve heard so much about you. They really wouldn’t shut up-”

“Are you guys also here for dinner?” Sugar interrupts. Sliding her arm up to wrap around Liza’s shoulders, matching how Knight was holding Evie. Rolling her eyes she gently shrugs them off. They let their arm slide off and crossed them instead. 

“We are.” Knight replied, their stance was not as tense anymore. “Want to join us?” behind the sunglasses Sugar’s eyebrows shot up. 

“Oh yes, please join us!” Evie said. Her vampire turned to her.

“That’s up to you, Darling.” Liza was having a hard time trying to say no to the young woman, who looked very excited to meet her. 

“Sure, I’d love to dine with y'all.” Liza relented, and Evie gave a little cheer. 

Sugar turns to the hostess, and apologies for ignoring her and says they’re ready to be seated. The hostess looked annoyed but put a fake smile on and layed on the charm to Sugar as she escorted the group. They’re first led to a table in the middle of the dining room, and Sugar asked to be more secluded. The hostess nodded, a small frown on her face though, and led them to a corner booth. Sliding in next to Sugar as she sits, and Knight sits across from them. Sugar relaxes back against the back of the booth, their arm slung behind Liza’s head. 

“So what brings you two out here?” Sugar starts, ignoring the menu in front of them. Liza tries to figure out if she should order wine to help her through the evening as Evie spoke up.

“Well it's been a bit since we’ve been on a date. And Beth really recommended this place, so we wanted to come tonight.” There was a small huff of amusement from Sugar, but behind the sunglasses Liza couldn’t see more of their expression to decipher. 

“Oh? What a coincidence, I had told Celine about when and where we were going just earlier today.” Evie laughed awkwardly, before she felt the need to answer the waiter interrupted them. They introduced themselves, and took their drink orders, including Sugar ordering a bottle of red for the table. 

“Knight, right? what do you do?” Liza decided to ask, to spare Evie any more of Sugar’s line of non questions. 

“Is that your way of asking what kinda wielder I am?” they had their arms crossed and Evie nudged them in the ribs.

“No, I didn't realize you were a wielder.” 

“They’re a wolf shifter.” Sugar said, and said shifter leveled them with a stare, which Sugar responded by sticking their tongue out. The group’s conversation moved on, with Sugar being snarky to the wolf, and both Evie and Liza trying hard to keep the conversation flowing past those two. 

“They seem nice.” Liza tells her vampire after dinner. After Sugar had beat everyone to the check by excusing themselves in the middle of dinner and disappearing. Should have known something was up when they pulled that move. They opened her door for her, helping her sit down in the car.

“Yes, Evs is a dear. Knight is certainly… something.” they chuckle to themselves. They closed the door and then were in their own seat half a second later. They started the car and started to take her home. “We should go out with them again. I know Evs would be interested in getting to know you.”

“I would like that, a lot, Sugar.” 

“I would too.” They smiled softly to themselves, keeping their eyes on the road.

“I told you they wouldn’t suspect anything!” Evie said, proud of herself. They both had overheard the conversation of the date and Evie had wanted to meet Liza. Also maybe help the date not turn into a disaster with their unnatural ability to attract everyone. 

“Of course not, nothing at all Honey.” Knight kissed the side of her head, trying not to laugh at the fact the vampire for sure realized what had happened. “I’m glad they found Liza though, even with those dumb fucking glasses on, they looked at her with a lot of love.” And she was able to keep them in line. Knight turned Evie towards them and kissed her again, smiling at her.

Different eyes looked at the two women, but the expression of love and protectiveness were the same in the lights of street lamps.    ✧

[vawifey]

Miss Liza and sugar🥧🩸

[darlin-collins]

I forgot to say this

tw: gore(not sm but just to be sure )

sugar can literally grab their physical heart throw it in a blender turn that shit on and make a heart flavored juice ,and drink it all in one shug,n I think it'll hurt them less then Liza rejecting them every time

they are the literal meaning to "don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry...don't cry .."

[everything-redacted00]

Miss Liza head canons cuz why not

btw in these headcanons you guys aren’t dating. Yet;)

•Sugar secretly makes Liza’s day better but Liza won’t admit it

•Liza gets worried when Sugar doesn’t come into the diner

•Liza can tell when there something wrong with sugar

•Sugar likes too imitate Liza’s accent and Liza thinks it’s annoying and kinda cute

•Sugar is DOWN BAD for Liza especially her accent it’s just chefs kiss

• There been a few times were Liza has caught herself staring at Sugar

•Liza thinks she’s below Sugar’s standards and it makes Sugar kinda upset when Liza says things like “ I’m too old for you”, “you need to evaluate your standard” or “ I think this flirting should just be playful.”

•In my opinion I think that Sugar has known Liza for about 4-5 years and for the first year the flirting was actually just playful but know they’re head over heels

•for the first two years the flirting on Liza part was just playful but now she likes Sugar but thinks shes below they’re standards

•Sugar DEFINITELY has daydreams about Liza

•Sugar think Liza’s body is a work of art and plans to make good on those sex jokes;)

•they’re literally the embodiment of, at first it was mmh miss Liza as a joke, but I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

[dani-ya-dig]

OMGOMGOMGOMG I JUST REALIZED THAT MISS LIZA STORM COMFORT AUDIO IS A POSSIBILITY IN THE FUTURE AND IM SCREAMING