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headcanon that darlins body is sooo tea. like insanely tea. teeny waist huge hips jacked as hell. like the proportions of a greek statue. and they are completely unaware of it. they take off their oversized hoodies and audible gasps are heard through the room. every single pack member has to (either begrudgingly or not) admit how absolutely FINE darlin is. david finds this incredibly annoying. even while lecturing them. he can’t help but think. body tea tho

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😭😭

Youtube has decided that *squints* helping your partner calm down and go to sleep is too pornographic for their site. John Mcpsychopath killing a man and threatening to put his listener in a collar is fine though.

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the audios… are… redacted…

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Headcanon: Lovely trains with Tank

( pose ref by @UDekure on Twitter)

( English is still not my first language )

After Lovely was turned into a vampire, and especially after the meeting with Porter, Lovely and Tank began to fight/train together: they're both done with vampires taking advantage of naive humans and even if Porter is not a psycho like Adam or Quinn, his behavior rubs them the wrong way.

In the beginning, those meetings were just a moment for them to unwind and for Lovely to externalize all her build-up anger since Adam. But it quickly became a way for her to learn how to fight and to use her vampire strength.

After some time, they developed a strong friendship, and became the "Protect Treasure at all coast" team.

Plus, it feels easier for Lovely to talk to Tank about what happened with Adam. She loves Vincent with all her heart, but there are some sensible topics like this one that she doesn't want to talk about it with him, at least not now. ( same thing with the loss of her powers. She is more comfortable speaking about it with Sam )

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MY STUPID SHIRT COLLECTION PART 2

THE D.A.M.N. CREW!!!

damien

huxley

gavin (chosen by the lovely @n0r )

freelancer

lasko

dear

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The caller should suffocate me in his man tits

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how yall tryna get sam and david

@dukecollinsbf @marlowlvsu @mokozroach @breezysuffers @capitalisticveins okay im lazy

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Hey guys, what if Sweetheart started drinking to deal with the stress of their department job.

Hey guys, what if Milo has to face his lover turning into his dad.

Hey guys, sorry.

This is the photo that inspired this thought

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vin and lovely

<moodboard>

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another one thank uu

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David Shaw was unwillingly taught about the omegaverse.

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HEYY HOW RU I HAVENT SEEN U

HIII :3

I’m good just kinda lost interest in redacted for a bit and kinda forgot tumblr existed for like a month💀

Erm anyways I’m back pookies

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After the inversion when Sam finally got darling and himself to sleep

He had a dream about his grandmother, she was panicked, asking if he was alright.

Once he said he was gonna be okay, he woke up and never had that dream again.

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what y'all doing if i drop a "dear's grandfather was a serial killer and taught them how to use their powers to hurt people" headcanon lol

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i have a huge platonic crush on Huxley i wanna be besties with him so badly he's so cool and sweet and silly and a girl's girl fr

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heya! i thought about this literally right before falling asleep and then stayed up for like half an hour or so more bc i had to write all of these headcanons down lmao

so i hope you enjoy!

chronic pain!Darlin’ :

- who ignores their pain and takes on fights anyway

- who thinks they can just “tough it out” (bc of their parents)

- who thought it was normal to be in pain all the time until they met Sam who while healing once told them they shouldn’t have to deal with pain (meaning the sustained injuries) and they respond saying that they’re in pain all the time anyway so what does it really matter

- who is confused at the shock and horror on Sam’s face after they’ve said that

- who tries to hide how much pain they’re in

- who is unsuccessful hiding it from Sam

- who refuses to take pain meds to “see how long they can last” or bc “it’s not actually that bad” or bc “they haven’t done anything to earn it”

- who is made to stay in bed and rest by their mate

- who Sam draws baths for and carries them into the bathroom, gently placing them in the warm water which soothes their aches

- who Sam bought a bunch of stuff for after doing research when they had told him

- who gets clingier whenever they’re having flare ups

- who struggles accepting help for their pain

- who feels like they’re faking if they actually do something that’s supposed to help (like using mobility aids) and it actually does help

- who always has Sam to reassure them about any insecurities they might have

- who was nervous to tell him about it

- who is trying so many different hobbies that they can do while resting and does a lot of like crochet/embroidery/etc

- who has completely played through countless switch games and the like

- who regularly ignores their pain bc “it could be worse!”

- who regularly stays up later than they should doing research on things that could help & then ends up getting non of those things

- who struggles sleeping sometimes bc their pain is so bad

- who gets encouraged by Sam and assorted pack members that are aware to get the tools they need and that’ll help

-who eventually gets braces, splinters, compression gloves/sleeves/shirts, heating pads, more pillows and/or whatever else might be right to help them and actually uses it

- who finally has the help and support system they deserve

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it’s not us y’all she’s a stalker😔😔

older gf who pampers me when im all exhausted after we FU- ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

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