#carrying me around

[survivingxbunny]

I hope the wesker that was carrying me around Midwich like i was his stress toy is doing alright

[bisexualisaaclahey]

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[qweenofurheart]

the tim drake experience

[noodles-and-tea]

Woodworms…

[foldingfittedsheets]

One time when out on a date night a homeless man asked my betrothed and I for money to buy orange juice. I said, “I’m sorry, I don’t have cash, but I do have two oranges in my pocket if you’d like them?”

Both the homeless man and my betrothed stared at me. I pulled out two satsumas and he shook his head in perplexity. We walked on and my betrothed was like, “Why do you just have oranges in your pocket?” And I kinda shrugged like, you never know when you want a little orange treat.

We then realized we were walking the wrong way to the restaurant and as we passed the homeless man on the way back he said, “Actually if you don’t mind…” and I didn’t so I handed him my oranges.

[cyanorhis]

Thinking about the fact that Zuko has had every possible hairstyle Katara could have ever been into (from bald to long hair). He wields dual swords like Jet. He is a powerful bender as the fortune teller intended. He acts as a "vigilante of sorts" like Jet did. He can be a puppy like Haru. He can be a badass like Jet. Truly the most versatile ever. He's the 1000 in 1 boyfriend fr.

Not to mention the parallels with her ofc, if we're going to consider Blue Spirit x Painted Lady shenanigans, the mommy issues, the dry sense of humor, the nerdiness, the sense of responsibility... All things that match Her regardless of her possible interests in romantic partners. It's just too amusing to me.

My dude was truly dedicated to the cause. I salute him.

[constantlyfalling]

Your delivery has arrived!

[chalkrub]

new guyyy whom i love from a design trade

he's a demigod cimera knight who was brutally defeated and then spared by a tyrant queen, with the caveat that she cut off his goat head and uses it as a hostage to keep him loyal to her. unfortunate but what are you gonna do

[anna-scribbles]

honestly idk why luka needed witness protection he seemed like he was doing great

[retquits]

a proposition for you ... [steeples fingers] stardew valley photocards ..............

[solarpunkani]

sometimes spite is a powerful motivator and today its motivating me to crochet

long story short I saw a cool bag on pinterest while I was looking for crochet patterns but there was no fucking pattern but one of my friends found a pattern for a similar but not quite bag so I watched an hour long video, transcribed it into text, and am now gonna make a wholeass backpack just because Sunflower Vibe

Wish me luck I guess

Also this is the bag

[l3viat8an]

Can we get some Solomon nsfw? 

Nsfw!

This has been chillin’ in my drafts for awhile ‘n I’m honestly not sure why anymore- I think I wanted to add something but the idea is long gone so rather then scraping it, here’s some vv random Solomon nsfw hcs!!!!

Hear me out,,, riding Solomon, now I know I say this a lot- but I genuinely mean it!- Solomon is one of the prettiest moaners you’ll ever hear!!! And he looks so pretty underneath you, with his cheeks flushed, brows furrowed, and the sweetest filthiest words falling from his lips between sweet moans when he cums.

Solomon loves the feeling when you tug on his hair or scratch your nails down his back when things get a little rougher in bed. The next day he’ll walk around purgatory hall shirtless (don’t worry Luke is out sweets tasting with Beel!!) he treats your scratches like trophies, and he’s utterly shameless about it- he wants Simeon and Raphael to see them and hopefully get jealous too. Solomon really enjoys flaunting just how well he fucks you.

Other times Solomon simply likes watching you- like say if you’re not in the mood to let him touch you, at least let him watch? Please? Extra points if you let him tell you what to do! Or maybe use some of his phantom hands? After all he’s still not technically touching you. With Solomon you have to word everything carefully or he’ll find a loophole, especially if it’s to touch you. And he knows exactly how to touch you, it’s hard to stay clear headed or even mad at him. You’re too busy cumming

Solomon has what he probably calls ‘a jerk off drawer’ it’s got a few polaroid nudes you gave him for his last birthday, a couple prints of you two together, and a few more that look like you passed out on his bed after sex. Then a pair of your dirty underwear, in his favorite color of course and lastly a custom pocket pussy, he magically made himself- he only opens the drawer when you’re not around and he’s feeling extra needy or when he wants to add something to his collection.

[gumi-writes]

commissioned from themetalhiro

leander: hey girl* what's your load bearing limit tiên: 🤷 leander: understandable have a nice day

[bunniope]

some of my favorite hyena pics are when a mom hyena is just lifting their baby without a care in the world