#caregiver deadpool

[deuce-t-agere]

Kiddo Wade and baby Logan doing this best dad worksheet for each other (Wade’s does mention alcohol)

[alittleplaytime]

CONTENT WARNING: GUNS & WEAPONRY

Caregiver Cowboy Deadpool Stimboard!!

🐎 🧱 👢 | 🐎 🧱 👢 | 🐎 🧱 👢

🌼 media: deadpool & wolverine

🐝 age appropriate? depends. in some places this movie is rated 15+ (like here in australia) while others have it rated R much like the prior movies due to sexual references, violence and gore. check warnings and remember, it's always okay to turn anything off if it isn't for you! <3

🍯 rqd by: no one <3

🌻 note: deadpool AND cowboy? i need him in ym life NOWWWW. like, that man is a pops/poppy if i've ever seen one.

[abuglikecreature]

caregiver wade moodboard eeeekk!!!! i think hed be soooo fun n silly n maybe he’d make too many sweet things but how bad is that really

[huggaboos]

He doesn't like the juice....

(( Rough sketchessss ))

[egotank]

Heya! Could you do little reader regressing for the first time and not really knowing whats going on but deadpool helps them out?

Little Merc

Cg!Deadpool x Little!Reader

“Oh you know what since our mission was successful I think we should totally get some chimichangas!!”

Wade jumps excitedly around you. You smile at his antics but your head is feeling oddly fuzzy like someone turned on a fog machine. You’re understandably scared of this new feeling and try to shake it off.

“Yeah we should totally do that.”

You responded to him slightly distracted. You were trying to keep the fuzzy feeling in your head away but the more you fought it the more of a headache you got. Wade noticed the way you rubbed the sides of you forehead.

“You okay Y/N?”

He asks in a serious and caring tone.

“Oh yeah…”

You spoke after a long silence, the fogginess in your head was growing stronger and you were honestly getting tired of holding it back by the time you're halfway there to Wade’s favourite place to get chimichangas. As you let it take over you let out a scared whine without realizing it and now suddenly you have your mission partner squatting down to be on eye level with you.

“Oh hey it’s okay. No need to be scared Little Merc.”

He spoke softly though when he sees you tilt your head at his nickname he makes an ‘Oh’ face.

“It’s your first time regressing isn’t it?”

You nod you’d heard of age regression before but you never thought about being a regressor but now all you can think of is wanting to hold someone’s hand because suddenly everything just seems scarier.

Wade must notice this because when he stands back up he assures you everything's okay cause he’ll protect you and then offers you his hand. You of course gladly take his hand feeling very safe with him, he lets you stay regressed for as long as you want buying the chimichangas and playing with you.

[icarusredwings]

Does...does WiddleWolvie play with Mary Puppins? 🥺

Well, now that you mention it- COUGH COUGH - Does this answer your question?

(A teaser for WiddleWolvie part 3)

This post is also to celebrate my 800 followers!! Thank you guys! And yeah I sketched puppins.

[totallynoteepy]

Wolverine moodboard ⭐️🐺

In celebration of the fact me and my friend are going to see the wolverine and deadpool movie

deadpool version 🖍🐈‍⬛️

[puppamoon]

hiii i was wondering if you could do cg deadpool headcannons? if its not too much trouble

ଘ : Caregiver deadpool headcannons!

reqs open! (๑′ᴗ‵๑) // thank you for your request!

definitely a fun caretaker, always bringing you to exciting places

somehow always bringing home presents

he has no rules, party all you want! Except go to bed at a decent time and no coming with him on missions...

he lives for a party, but his first priority is keeping you safe.

"come on kid! I got your back."

not the best influence, but he tries. He even reads books on how to parent!

regular water balloon fights, pillow fights, splashing eachother in pools, that sort of stuff!

"yeah just like that! Youre doing great! Soon you'll be a natural!"

extremely encouraging and will show up to all of your exciting events (school plays, sports, etc.)

always bringing you on exciting adventures and trying to make you laugh

if you ask reeeeally nicely he might read you a bedtime story...

"day's almost over kiddo. Let's get you tucked in and ready for bed..."

likes to be creative when he makes food, like arranging your breakfast to look like a smiley face

will watch your favourite show with you no matter what it is (mlp, bluey, anything you like!)

would absolutely clear his entire calendar for you, even if that means missing out on business

will back you on anything, even if it's physically possible or crazy. You say dinosaurs come from space? He will defend you on that

💥 - ⚫️🔴⚫️ - 💥

art in banner done by xitsensunmoon on Tumblr!

[littlestsheriff]

wolverine agere moodboard

[eflen-n-reegee]

Caregiver Deadpool Headcanons (Deadpool)

Heads up: the movie contains gory violence, nudity, sexual content, and mature humor. Suggested by Anon

He is constantly making jokes and wisecracks. However stressful a situation is, however upset you are, he will not stop trying to make you giggle.

He makes sure you always have fresh, sharpened crayons. (And then he borrows them to do his own drawings.)

He allows - nay, ENCOURAGES - swearing. He cracks up every time this adorable little child drops an f-bomb or calls him a REDACTED

He also loves your general misbehavior. Let there be anarchy!

He usually wears his mask around you; he tries to play it off, but he worries his face might give you nightmares.

He frequently takes you to the local arcade, where he kicks your butt at skeeball and then lets you have his tickets.

One of his favorite games to play, especially when you’re feeling crummy, is “Whose Life Sucks More”. It’s a stupid, silly way to remind you that things could always be worse.

He makes you your own matching suit to wear when you’re hanging out together.

He loves older cartoons and shows you all his favorites from when he was a kid.

He is always turning to the “camera” and making comments. Maybe there’s a real audience and maybe there isn’t, but either way it makes you laugh; and that is always his goal.

[deuce-t-agere]

How Wade and Logan be looking as CG and regressor

[caregiverlad]

little moodboard(?) of things i like!

[abuglikecreature]

thinkin abt absolute scatterbrain Wade & very particular little wolvie. like wolvie will play all day out in the mud & sticks but as soon as hes given a super processed food (old little boy) he cries. wade learned that lesson from dino nuggets and heroically made sure they didn’t go to waste (om nom) while wolvie got a carrot or something (sweet treat to him).

another thought. wade tells wolvie to wait for walkies or a book or playing or something, & gives wolvie a guestimate on what time they’ll get around to it. So wolvie plops his butt down in front of a clock (maybe with a roughed up teddy in hand) and waits. the clock tic tic tics past that time wade gave him, and wolvie is confused. he trails after wade, poking and pawing and grumbling at wade, who had genuinely constantly been thinking about what hed promised wolvie but just kept getting distracted. & then they live happily ever after yay yay yippee

[huggaboos]

A Good Chew

( Another story with a Itty bitty Wolverine and Caregiver Deadpool! )

Deadpool had spent the past hour attempting to wrangle Wolverine into playing with him, but the adamantium-laced mutant was being particularly stubborn today. Deadpool, being the good caregiver he is, knew that all his crabby little guy needed was a nice, soothing teether. So, after a few more minutes of playful coaxing, he fished through his toy bin and pulled out the perfect teether for his grumpy little Wolverine. With a smile, he offered it to him. "Come on little cub, take this and give it a good chew." Logan grumbled and pouted, crossing his arms across his chest, but the sight of the teether in Deadpool's hand made his expression soften ever so slightly. He let out a huffy sigh and reluctantly reached out to take the teether, wrapping his fingers around the handle. As soon as he had it in his mouth, he began to chew on it, his eyes closing in relief. Wade watched with a smile as Wolverine began to chew on the teether, his expression melting from grumpy to content. He felt a sense of satisfaction in knowing that he had found the perfect remedy to soothe his little one's teething troubles. As the little Wolverine continued to gnaw on the teether, Deadpool playfully ruffled his short, and somewhat spikey, dark hair. "See, Wolvie? I knew you'd like it. I always find the best little things for youuu." Logan grumbles something inaudible through the teether, but he can't help but relax a bit more under Wade's tender touch. He continues to chew and occasionally gnaw on the teether, his mind now blissfully free of the discomfort that had plagued him earlier. Deadpool laughs at his little grumpy attitude and decides to sit down next to him, pulling him onto his lap. He wraps his arms around Wolverine's small frame, holding him close. "You're such a grumpy little thing, you know that?" Wolverine pouts, but the feeling of Deadpool's warm embrace is just too comforting to resist. He snuggles into his caregiver's lap, feeling safe and secure in his arms. "Am not," he mumbles through the teether, his words slightly muffled as he idly chews. Deadpool chuckles and gently runs his fingers through his little one's hair, a grin appearing on his face. "Sure, sure..."

[lttl3babybug]

a request of you can go nuts and write whatever you wanna about this drawing of mine, have fun

This is such a cute drawing!! I love your stuff so much \(^ヮ^)/ plus you draw bedtime bear so cute :3

Cg!Logan and Regressor!Wade Headcanons

🐾⚔️Wade isn’t much different when regressed in all honesty

🐾⚔️He’s still as childish and immature as ever

🐾⚔️He’s not got a set regression age he just does it

🐾⚔️Just because he’s small don’t think he won’t still swear like a sailor

🐾⚔️Most of the time a telltale sign will be a swear replaced with ‘flip’ or ‘frick’ which will always earn a laugh from Logan

🐾⚔️He LOVES a onesie, the moment he’s out his suit he’s got a fluffy onesie on and is situated in front of the tv

🐾⚔️Logan tries to get Wade to leave the house while small but he just simply refuses

🐾⚔️The only time Wade will go outside is if they’re walking Mary Puppins

🐾⚔️All little Wade wants to do is watch tv and colour

🐾⚔️Wade has so much colouring supplies it’s unreal, crayons, pencils, gel pens, glittery gel pens, markers, chalk. You name it

🐾⚔️There has been so many times Logan has had to take away scented colouring utensils because Wade just sits sniffing them

🐾⚔️He puts them in a box at the back of the closet but they somehow find their way back to Wade every time

🐾⚔️Logan isn’t terrible at being a cg, but he’s not great

🐾⚔️He’ll have a drink while Wade is small then give Wade a sip- watching his face scrunch up at the ‘yucky’ taste and bursting out laughing

🐾⚔️Logan does love Wade, cuddling with his little while he explains the mlp lore to him

🐾⚔️Wade definitely made Logan get them matching onesies of Pinkie Pie and Apple Jack

🐾⚔️Logan would not be caught dead in it outside of making Wade smile

🐾⚔️Logan would do anything to make Wade smile

🐾⚔️They’re so grumpy dad and sunshine daughter coded

🐾⚔️Yes Wade is Logan’s little princess

🐾⚔️So many dress up sessions and fashion shows

🐾⚔️Wade taught Logan how to play Roblox so they could play games together

🐾⚔️Wade in general is childish so naturally he owns toys, his favourite when regressed seem to be the Sylvanian families

🐾⚔️He loves the goat family and Persian cat family, the kitties remind him of his papa

🐾⚔️Logan is his papa!! Wade is such a sucker for using nicknames and having nicknames used on him

🐾⚔️Logan is either called Papa or Lo

🐾⚔️Wade enjoys most pet names! Very fond of ones like, Princess, Bubs, little one, Angel, baby etc

🐾⚔️Logan likes to call little Wade his cub or pup :((

🐾⚔️Wade is a very fussy and tantrum prone regressor, Logan has none of it.

🐾⚔️The moment he spots even the slightest pout or attempt at a tantrum Wade is sent straight to corner or into a different room till he’s come to his senses

🐾⚔️Puppy dog eyes do not work on Logan. He sees through them immediately

🐾⚔️At first they did, then Wade began to push his luck

[icarusredwings]

Widdle Wolvie 2

Busting through the door, Wade stared, panting and pissed. Seeing his husband in her lap made him even madder. That bald, husbandb stealing bitch!!

The look on Logan's face though was different, fearful but semi protective as he looked up at Cassandra, only to let out a pathetic growl, like Simba roaring at the Hyenas.

Pausing, Wade blinked. "Hold on hold up hold up. Ha!! Is that the best you got, Peanut? Now come on, I don't know what she did to you but let's fuck this hairless cat up, yeah Wovie?"

Glancing at him with such wide eyes as he watched Wade draw his two katanas then up to her, letting out another small growl towards him.

"...Wolvie..? Logan? Come on.. Scratch her. Bite her. Skewer her for gods sake! Don't look at me like that. Im not the bad guy here!" He starts as Ms. Nova only crosses her leg over the other, smirking as her gross long fingers ran over the kneeling man's scalp. Gently scratching it, Logan.. smiled. Nuzzling closer into her.

"I always wondered why my idiotic dear brothers preferred this one... So... Easy to break. So easy to tame. So easy to teach. Isn't that right, James?"

The man nodded, unsure actually of what he was agreeing to. He would never let her sit here so cockily and mock Charles' death.

Wade's heart broke.

"What did you do to him!?" He demanded.

"Oh, nothing. Just a bit of retraining is all. You'd be shocked how quick it was. Like snapping a pencil. James, Baby boy, could you be a dear and help mommy?"

With excitement he nodded.

"Good boy. So obedient. Just think of the danger I hold control over now is better than drugs. James be a sweetie and go kill that man will you? Mommy will be back. Tataa. Now play nice boys." She calls, disappearing like a coward.

The dream of fighting and trying not to hit Logan but also avoid his punches wasn't too difficult. It was the fact that she had left him defenseless... Cassandra had declawed his kitty...

Sitting up, Wade panted as he quickly looked around, only to find him standing over him.

"AHh- For fucks SAKE Logan!! You almost got stabbed in your fucking balls!"

"My... what?" His head tilts innocently.

"....Nothing. Just- what are you doing? Shouldn't you be tired? You were at the park for 6 hours!" He complained, flopping back down into the stained mattress with a heavy sigh.

"....When is she going to come back?"

"Wha? whose gonna- Oh! Fuck no! She isn't coming back...( i think).. You're safe here, Buddy. I promise." He puts out his pinky as Logan, the 400-pound 6'2 bearded, muscley man stood there, clutching a stuffed Wolverine as he stared at the pinky nervously.

"...Can I see Mommy Cassie?"

"NO! No cassie! And she's not your mommy! Stop calling her that." He grunted. This was the 5th time that he's asked about her. "And why do you care so much, huh!? She hurt you, Logan! Why would you-...oh...Oh no, Pup, I.. I didn't mean to yell.." he says, watching as he began to tear up, pulling Fluffy closer to him as he stepped back from Wade.

"...I miss mommy C-cassie.." He repeated, his eyes still glazed over, signifying that he wasn't right in the mind. Those once lake coloured eyes now grey and filled with water.

He shook his head, gripping the edge of the bed as he took a deep breath. "No.. She tricked you. She took away your claws, Honey badger.. and she left you. She's... She's a bad mommy.."

God this was much harder then he thought. And exhausting. No wonder why Logan was so tired after watching over him.

"Do you understand?" He asks him, taking his hand, gently pressing over the scabs that formed between his knuckles. "You understand that, don't you?"

Pulling a hand away, the man frowned as more tears fell. "...Mommy Cassie said you'd be a liar.."

Starting to walk off, both men were upset for reasons they both understood all too well.

"Wait! Logan!"

"That's not my name!!"

He shouts back, trying his best to hide in an obvious spot. Who's Logan??

Crying, he wonders if what Wade said was true...

Was Mommy Cassie a liar? She said Wade would try to hurt him, but so far, he's been so nice... who was lying?

If only he had some kind of power to tell.. maybe he could sniff it? No. That was silly.. he wouldn't ever be able to smell the difference between a lie and the truth... right?

Thinking about what would happen if Cassandra came back for revenge and borderline reset Logan's mental age in order to easily munipulate, but it backfires because Wade will be damned if hes gonna let another bald bitch steal his man. Finding home au what if.

Wade: Heeeyyy

Ororo: What did you do now?

Wade: About that-

Logan, Fully sprinting over: Mr. Wade I found a really cool stick that looks like a gun and I know you like guns so I brought it to you!

Ororo:....

Wade: Oh way to go, Pup! Up top! Down low! From behind! Yeah!!

Logan: *giggles and double high fives him* Im gonna go find more! *runs off in wolverine*

Ororo: ....Waaaaddeee

Wade: I know, I know! That's what I wanted to talk to you about. *puts stick gun in holster* So anyway this witch got mad at me and now he's like tiny on the inside.

Piotr, whos being nosy: Oh was that my sister? Sorry she's PMSing... what ever that means. Mom said it all the time.

Wade: Oh no no- A metaphorical witch. No, Wanda's great. You bring her chocolate then.

Logan: *comes back* I found a sword one!

Wade: Oh my god, I love you so much. You're such a good stick finder. Oh yes, you are! My widdle wild wolvie! Such a good boy!

Logan: *giggles while having his face smooshed*

Wade: But aw no I need two of them...

Logan: On it! *runs off on a mission*

Wade: Heh... kids. But anyway. Sooo... do you have someone who can fix this ooorrrr am I going to have to divorce my husband and become a single father to a 200 year old man?