#caregiver deadpool

[deuce-t-agere]

Kiddo Wade and baby Logan doing this best dad worksheet for each other (Wade’s does mention alcohol)

[icarusredwings]

The charaters in my head have unionized. They're striking and rioting until I write more Puppy Logan.

So guess who's getting more puppy Logan?

[alittleplaytime]

CONTENT WARNING: GUNS & WEAPONRY

Caregiver Cowboy Deadpool Stimboard!!

🐎 🧱 👢 | 🐎 🧱 👢 | 🐎 🧱 👢

🌼 media: deadpool & wolverine

🐝 age appropriate? depends. in some places this movie is rated 15+ (like here in australia) while others have it rated R much like the prior movies due to sexual references, violence and gore. check warnings and remember, it's always okay to turn anything off if it isn't for you! <3

🍯 rqd by: no one <3

🌻 note: deadpool AND cowboy? i need him in ym life NOWWWW. like, that man is a pops/poppy if i've ever seen one.

[abuglikecreature]

caregiver wade moodboard eeeekk!!!! i think hed be soooo fun n silly n maybe he’d make too many sweet things but how bad is that really

[huggaboos]

He doesn't like the juice....

(( Rough sketchessss ))

[egotank]

Heya! Could you do little reader regressing for the first time and not really knowing whats going on but deadpool helps them out?

Little Merc

Cg!Deadpool x Little!Reader

“Oh you know what since our mission was successful I think we should totally get some chimichangas!!”

Wade jumps excitedly around you. You smile at his antics but your head is feeling oddly fuzzy like someone turned on a fog machine. You’re understandably scared of this new feeling and try to shake it off.

“Yeah we should totally do that.”

You responded to him slightly distracted. You were trying to keep the fuzzy feeling in your head away but the more you fought it the more of a headache you got. Wade noticed the way you rubbed the sides of you forehead.

“You okay Y/N?”

He asks in a serious and caring tone.

“Oh yeah…”

You spoke after a long silence, the fogginess in your head was growing stronger and you were honestly getting tired of holding it back by the time you're halfway there to Wade’s favourite place to get chimichangas. As you let it take over you let out a scared whine without realizing it and now suddenly you have your mission partner squatting down to be on eye level with you.

“Oh hey it’s okay. No need to be scared Little Merc.”

He spoke softly though when he sees you tilt your head at his nickname he makes an ‘Oh’ face.

“It’s your first time regressing isn’t it?”

You nod you’d heard of age regression before but you never thought about being a regressor but now all you can think of is wanting to hold someone’s hand because suddenly everything just seems scarier.

Wade must notice this because when he stands back up he assures you everything's okay cause he’ll protect you and then offers you his hand. You of course gladly take his hand feeling very safe with him, he lets you stay regressed for as long as you want buying the chimichangas and playing with you.

[totallynoteepy]

Wolverine moodboard ⭐️🐺

In celebration of the fact me and my friend are going to see the wolverine and deadpool movie

deadpool version 🖍🐈‍⬛️

[puppamoon]

hiii i was wondering if you could do cg deadpool headcannons? if its not too much trouble

ଘ : Caregiver deadpool headcannons!

reqs open! (๑′ᴗ‵๑) // thank you for your request!

definitely a fun caretaker, always bringing you to exciting places

somehow always bringing home presents

he has no rules, party all you want! Except go to bed at a decent time and no coming with him on missions...

he lives for a party, but his first priority is keeping you safe.

"come on kid! I got your back."

not the best influence, but he tries. He even reads books on how to parent!

regular water balloon fights, pillow fights, splashing eachother in pools, that sort of stuff!

"yeah just like that! Youre doing great! Soon you'll be a natural!"

extremely encouraging and will show up to all of your exciting events (school plays, sports, etc.)

always bringing you on exciting adventures and trying to make you laugh

if you ask reeeeally nicely he might read you a bedtime story...

"day's almost over kiddo. Let's get you tucked in and ready for bed..."

likes to be creative when he makes food, like arranging your breakfast to look like a smiley face

will watch your favourite show with you no matter what it is (mlp, bluey, anything you like!)

would absolutely clear his entire calendar for you, even if that means missing out on business

will back you on anything, even if it's physically possible or crazy. You say dinosaurs come from space? He will defend you on that

💥 - ⚫️🔴⚫️ - 💥

art in banner done by xitsensunmoon on Tumblr!

[lttl3babybug]

Your headcanons about little Logan are excellent! (That guy has so much trauma and needs all the cuddles.) If you were to write a oneshot of Wade discovering that Logan was little, that would be awesome! Hope you’re having a good day. Bonus mental image for you because you like Nightcrawler (who is such a sweetie): please imagine Nightcrawler wearing diapers for the first time (since discovering that he regresses sometimes) and being all shy about the way they crinkle. He might prefer cloth diapers for that reason! He’d also probably need a hole for his tail :)

Giggles, this is so exciting. Hopefully should be posting this as a little thank you for 400 followers :3 anywho, hope you all enjoy this!!

Nighttime Washing

Cw: Accidents :( mentions of bed wetting </3 Also this isn’t proof read bc I’ve got media work to do 💔

The warm blankets were wrapped around Logan as his eyes fluttered open, he felt cozy. For the first time in a long time he felt good. The blankets provided a sense of security he hadn’t felt since god knows when. He felt small, his hands reaching for the singular stuffed bear he kept in close proximity. While he shuffled around on the nest-like bed he had curled himself up in the blankets moved and shuffled around with him. Wet. He felt wet.

Logan’s hand froze, hovering over his Care Bear plushie and breathing came to a steady halt for a brief moment. Don’t cry. Do not cry. That’s all he could think, his brain was small and fuzzy. He wasn’t quite sure what to do, all he knew is he was wet and he’d not find that in awhile.

After a moment of contemplating his next move, Logan lifted himself from the sheets and tried his best to avoid the wet patch on his pyjama shorts and bedsheets. He turned on the light, cringing at the sudden brightness of the room and screwing his eyes shut for a brief moment. Once adjusted, the corners of the sheets were lifted and pyjamas changed, he’d balled them up and gave his Birthday Bear a quick squeeze and kiss before placing him on the bedside table.

Small wobbly steps lead Logan to the kitchen, he was still getting used to the layout of the place, the dim lighting from the sun rise allowed him to find the beat up washing machine. He scrambled to find the washing powder, hands shaking and tears burning his waterline. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up at each small movement, he tried to keep his breathing small and quiet. Each movement as carefully calculated as it could be for someone in his mindset.

The door to the machine opened and his shaky hands began to pile in the blankets and sheets. He had gotten away with it, holding the little measuring cup of fabric softener, deep breath Logan. Deep breath. It was all okay, he’d just wash the sheets and put them back on his bed and bang he could sleep till 2pm again and ignore the fuzzy feeling in his brain. That was until the light flickered on, the shock causing him the drop the cup of liquid. Logan fell, hiding behind the counter. He hadn’t even seen who had woken up. He had been so careful!

“Heya Peanut,” came a familiar and friendly voice, Logan’s shoulders fell. He relaxed slightly, still not peeking over from the counter. “Whatcha doin’ up? It’s like 6am.” Wade asked, slowly sauntering round the counter in his hello kitty pyjamas. What he was met with was the sight of a very distressed little honey badger cuddled up against the cupboards behind him, the washing machine door half closed with his sheets hanging out of it. “Couldn’t wait till you woke up huh?” He asked teasingly before hearing Logan’s small snarl, “Alright. Alright I’ll stop the teasing.” Wade hums, his hands up by his sides.

“Fuck off.” Logan hissed, looking between Wade and the washing machine. His heart was pounding in his chest, why wouldn’t Wade leave? Why was he still talking? Logan couldn’t make sense of it, his eyes drawn to wade’s pink pyjama pants and the white cat face on them. His pupil’s widened as he stared at the Hello Kitty icon. “Something caught your attention kitty?” Wade laughed, looking between him and his pyjamas. Logan’s voice came out small and choked, almost like he didn’t want to be speaking. “Kitty.” he mumble, shakily pointing at the cat.

“God you’re weird,” Wade snorts, ruffling the other man’s hair and turning his attention back to the washing machine. He crouched down and ran his hands over his face, mumbling to himself. “Alright, what’re we dealing with here peanut?” He mumble, pulling out the blankets upon blankets. A panic came over Logan as he pulled out the wet shorts and sheet. Wade’s attention was caught, turning to face his friend. He cleared his throat, “you got something…you wanna share with the class Wolvie?” He asked, attention clearly divided between the two.

No words came out Logan’s mouth. Just a soft blubber, then a small cry. He tried his damn best to wipe away the tears immediately as they fell. “Oh, oh hey, oh hey c’mere.” Wade says softly, immediately dropping any previous hint of malice or teasing in his tone. His arms opened for him as he dropped the wet items. Despite his usual behaviour Logan was immediately in Wade’s arms. He kept a strong grip on the other man as he blubbered and wailed into his friends shoulder. “Didn’ mean to” he whimpered, eyes darting towards the sheets on the floor.

Wade’s hands found Logan’s hair, gently petting it as he soothed the sobbing man. “Oh honey badger. You’re alright,” he whispered. “I’m not gonna tell anyone about your little issue” Wade promises, pulling Logan’s face out from his shoulder to face him. All Logan could do was nod, sobbing still. “Bear,” Logan whispered, pawing at Wade’s chest. “Bear. Bear.” He repeats, wiping his eyes and looking around. Wade’s confusion only increased. Bear? What bear? Logan shot up, clambering through the apartment.

Shrugging it off, Wade began to load the laundry again. Sheets, shorts and blankets were put into the machine. The spill of fabric softened cleaned and a new cup placed into its space in the machine. Wade fiddled with the button’s momentarily before the fabric began to spin around. Success! Once Wade had brought himself up to standing again he spotted Logan staring blankly at him from the living room. An oversized shirt on and boxer shorts, his hair messy and a stuffed Birthday Bear in his arms. Bear.

“You found your bear?” Wade muses, wandering towards Logan. His friend nodded, looking down at the bear then at Wade again. He moved it forward a little so Wade could see him. “‘S Birthday Bear.” Logan mutters, listening to the spinning of the machine as he plonked himself down onto the couch. “You wanna tell me what’s gotten into you tonight peanut?” Wade asked, watching Logan poke the plastic eyes and nose on the bear. “Little.” Logan admitted begrudgingly. “Little huh?” Wade asked, sitting by him. “You look pretty big to me.” he laughs slightly. A soft scowl from his little friend shut Wade right up. “Not like that. Dumbass. Brain’s all…fuzzy” Logan mutters, leaning back onto the couch behind him and looking over at Wade. His eyes drawn to the hello kitty pattern again. “I gotcha little guy,” Wade reassures him, gently stroking the stuffed bear, “but I don’t recall little ones using such foul language.”

The two sat, Logan flipping the tv on to watch some Garfield as the sheets span, Logan spitting off some fun facts about wolverines, Care Bears and kitties until he went silent. His head on Wade’s shoulder and knees to his chest while he softly purred, even though he’d deny it in the morning, “How am I gonna get him back to bed..”

[littlestsheriff]

wolverine agere moodboard

[eflen-n-reegee]

Caregiver Deadpool Headcanons (Deadpool)

Heads up: the movie contains gory violence, nudity, sexual content, and mature humor. Suggested by Anon

He is constantly making jokes and wisecracks. However stressful a situation is, however upset you are, he will not stop trying to make you giggle.

He makes sure you always have fresh, sharpened crayons. (And then he borrows them to do his own drawings.)

He allows - nay, ENCOURAGES - swearing. He cracks up every time this adorable little child drops an f-bomb or calls him a REDACTED

He also loves your general misbehavior. Let there be anarchy!

He usually wears his mask around you; he tries to play it off, but he worries his face might give you nightmares.

He frequently takes you to the local arcade, where he kicks your butt at skeeball and then lets you have his tickets.

One of his favorite games to play, especially when you’re feeling crummy, is “Whose Life Sucks More”. It’s a stupid, silly way to remind you that things could always be worse.

He makes you your own matching suit to wear when you’re hanging out together.

He loves older cartoons and shows you all his favorites from when he was a kid.

He is always turning to the “camera” and making comments. Maybe there’s a real audience and maybe there isn’t, but either way it makes you laugh; and that is always his goal.

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How Wade and Logan be looking as CG and regressor

[icarusredwings]

Does...does WiddleWolvie play with Mary Puppins? 🥺

Well, now that you mention it- COUGH COUGH - Does this answer your question?

(A teaser for WiddleWolvie part 3)

This post is also to celebrate my 800 followers!! Thank you guys! And yeah I sketched puppins.

[abuglikecreature]

thinkin abt absolute scatterbrain Wade & very particular little wolvie. like wolvie will play all day out in the mud & sticks but as soon as hes given a super processed food (old little boy) he cries. wade learned that lesson from dino nuggets and heroically made sure they didn’t go to waste (om nom) while wolvie got a carrot or something (sweet treat to him).

another thought. wade tells wolvie to wait for walkies or a book or playing or something, & gives wolvie a guestimate on what time they’ll get around to it. So wolvie plops his butt down in front of a clock (maybe with a roughed up teddy in hand) and waits. the clock tic tic tics past that time wade gave him, and wolvie is confused. he trails after wade, poking and pawing and grumbling at wade, who had genuinely constantly been thinking about what hed promised wolvie but just kept getting distracted. & then they live happily ever after yay yay yippee

[huggaboos]

A Good Chew

( Another story with a Itty bitty Wolverine and Caregiver Deadpool! )

Deadpool had spent the past hour attempting to wrangle Wolverine into playing with him, but the adamantium-laced mutant was being particularly stubborn today. Deadpool, being the good caregiver he is, knew that all his crabby little guy needed was a nice, soothing teether. So, after a few more minutes of playful coaxing, he fished through his toy bin and pulled out the perfect teether for his grumpy little Wolverine. With a smile, he offered it to him. "Come on little cub, take this and give it a good chew." Logan grumbled and pouted, crossing his arms across his chest, but the sight of the teether in Deadpool's hand made his expression soften ever so slightly. He let out a huffy sigh and reluctantly reached out to take the teether, wrapping his fingers around the handle. As soon as he had it in his mouth, he began to chew on it, his eyes closing in relief. Wade watched with a smile as Wolverine began to chew on the teether, his expression melting from grumpy to content. He felt a sense of satisfaction in knowing that he had found the perfect remedy to soothe his little one's teething troubles. As the little Wolverine continued to gnaw on the teether, Deadpool playfully ruffled his short, and somewhat spikey, dark hair. "See, Wolvie? I knew you'd like it. I always find the best little things for youuu." Logan grumbles something inaudible through the teether, but he can't help but relax a bit more under Wade's tender touch. He continues to chew and occasionally gnaw on the teether, his mind now blissfully free of the discomfort that had plagued him earlier. Deadpool laughs at his little grumpy attitude and decides to sit down next to him, pulling him onto his lap. He wraps his arms around Wolverine's small frame, holding him close. "You're such a grumpy little thing, you know that?" Wolverine pouts, but the feeling of Deadpool's warm embrace is just too comforting to resist. He snuggles into his caregiver's lap, feeling safe and secure in his arms. "Am not," he mumbles through the teether, his words slightly muffled as he idly chews. Deadpool chuckles and gently runs his fingers through his little one's hair, a grin appearing on his face. "Sure, sure..."

[egotank]

I was wondering if you could cg Deadpool with little who autistic that has sensory issues with non soft clothes

Fuzzy Onesie!!

CG!Deadpool x Autistic!Little!Reader (Ft. CG!Wolverine)

I apologize that this is so short been feeling a bit off lately but I wanted to get your request done before I took a small break for our mental health. -Kats

Logan was watching over you while Wade was on a mission you were currently regressed and fussy though Logan couldn’t figure out why he knew Wade had told him you had a few sensory issues but of course he hadn’t gone into full detail. Logan definitely should set him up for an appointment to see if the loud mouth has ADHD but right now he needs to figure out why you’re being fussy.

Logan tries giving you multiple different sensory toys to see if that will calm you down to no avail it’s not until Wade comes home that Logan lets out a sigh.

“Wade I can’t figure out how you do this?”

He speaks gesturing to you being fussy and Wade just chuckles at Logan’s antics and pats him on the head before he approaches you and kneels down.

“Hey there little one lets get you out of those icky clothes and into something nice and soft would that help you?”

Wade speaks gently to you holding out a hand to you and you nod at him grabbing his hand. Wade smiles at you and helps get you into a fuzzy onesie and your no longer being fussy. Logan looks stunned at how easily Wade figured out the problem.