#car lemons

[penguinotaku]

The Cars lemons as merfolk

Miles Axelrod - (pulling in Batesian mimicry as he poses as an electric vehicle but is a lemon) Bluntnose Knife fish (mimics the more powerful electric eel)

Professor Zundapp - Remora (often relies on Tony Trihull and the other lemon heads to travel around)

Acer - Northern Pike (the muscle of the lemon mers and accompanies the Professor)

Grem - Chain Pickerel (uses the slime on his body to make for a quick escape and chucks it at the eyes for extra yuck)

Vladimir Trunkov - Sterlet (gets constantly annoyed with the comparisons to his larger sturgeon brethren)

Tony Trihull - Tiger Shark (serves as the main host for Zundapp and often devours other mers that fail the Professor)

J Curby Gremlin - Purple Tang (takes pride in his little spine and loves shanking his enemies)

Victor Hugo - Tongue Eating Louse (lives inside Ivan's mouth)

Tubbs Pacer - Lionfish (not particularly mobile but his defense is not to be messed with)

Ivan - Ohrid Trout (carries Victor everywhere)

@rycusfunnies , @haunted-planes , @postfuturistikarcturus , @stickers95 , @champmorado

[graphic--horde]

music blinkies !!

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

How do i explain to someone that half of the things i listen to on Spotify is literally just white men singing about weird shit while screaming into the mic

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Neil Cicierega (Lemon Demon/Potter puppet pals guy) got cancelled on Twitter when people found out he secretly had a very thick Scottish accent.

[lemon-wedges]

Anyways, heres Lightning McQueen and Francesco Bernoulli

[haunted-planes]

Modern Cars 2 villains

Miles Axlerod as Miles Cybertruck

Prof. Zündappas Prof. Multipla

[morganbritton132]

One of those Bullet Train fics where Ladybug turns up at Lemon and Tangerine’s safe house except they’re in London and it’s not a safe house, it’s their foster mom’s house and she invited Ladybug in to stay. Now everybody’s got to pretend that they work in sales and don’t kill people for a living while two thirds of them silently debate killing the other third in his sleep.

[bigdumbbambieyes]

nsfwish

“I need an oil change,” Steve mumbles in the dark of their bedroom.

Billy’s just got back from the shop an hour ago, he’s showered and ate and now he’s having sleepy small talk with his boyfriend about their days. Bitching about Keith, laughing together over a funny story Robin shared, ranting about a bitchy customer who said she didn’t need new tires when they were smoother than sealskin.

“That so?” Billy mumbles back, turning onto his side to face Steve, wrapping his arm around him to keep his pretty boy close.

Steve nods with a soft ‘mhm’ as he throws his leg over Billy’s hip, hooking it there and pulling him closer.

In the soft light of the street lamp outside, Billy can make out Steve’s face — his playful expression — as he hums, “But, I don’t have any money.”

Like a fucking cheesy line in a porno.

Billy feels an amused smile pull at his lips regardless, his eyes half-lidded as he’s staring at his boyfriend, sliding his hand up and down Steve’s back. He makes a soft ‘tsk’ sound of disappointment, as if he hasn’t changed Steve’s oil a dozen times already at no charge.

But, it’s fun to play pretend.

“Well, I’m sure we could work out some sort of payment plan for your broke ass,” Billy smirks, grinning as Steve bursts out into a bit of laughter in his arms.

He lets Steve regain his composure, although he’s flushed pink and grinning now as he says, “I just lost my job, I can’t pay you…”

“Mm, that’s too bad,” Billy hums, sliding his hand down the length of Steve’s back, smirking again, “I think we have an extra pair of coveralls in the back, let’s get you started on Monday.”

“Oh my god, just let me suck your dick!” Steve laughs again, making a show of trying to escape his boyfriend’s arms but Billy just laughs with him and clings even harder, unwilling to let Steve go for even a second.

“Ooh, is that what you were trying to do?” Billy grins again, chuckling along as he pokes at Steve’s sides just to hear his boyfriend yelp.

Steve’s quick to pinch his side, though, and that’s when they begin to wrestle.

Flipping each other over and grunting from exertion, laughing quietly in the dark as they try to pin one another, swearing under their breath until Billy’s got Steve pinned face-down, his hands holding his boyfriend’s down onto the bed.

“You…you’ve got me in a compromising position,” Steve pants with a soft chuckle.

“Not quite,” Billy breathes, sliding one of his arms under Steve’s neck and gently putting him in a headlock, his mouth pressing against the shell of Steve’s ear as he grinds his half hard cock down into his ass, muttering, “Now I do.”

He can feel the vibration of Steve’s moan in his throat against his arm, and the way his boyfriend grinds back against him, the soft and firm plush of his ass making him hot all over.

“If I let you cum in me, do I get a free air freshener to hang on my rear view mirror?” Steve asks, a little breathless now, his face flushing.

“You’re such a fucking dork,” Billy chuckles, although the question goes straight to his dick so he sighs, “Yeah, you do.”

Steve laughs so Billy flexes his arm, turning the sound into a choked off moan.

[mistressemmedi]

In my Sebastian Vettel era. I want to fuck that car.

[lemon-wedges]

Doodle request for Lightning McQueen ⚡KACHOW⚡

[haunted-planes]

Thinking about the homeless/junk cars in WoC concept arts

[hhatticusmoment]

Figured Tumblr might enjoy my embroidery hat ^^

[giuliagt-art]

Happy Birthday @rycusfunnies 🥳

Here is a drawing of Vladimir Trunkov with Grem and Acer for you 😁

Tomorrow I'll also try to post something Strip Weathers related since I couldn't work on a drawing for Richard Petty's birthday today 😅

[haunted-planes]

Lemon party 🍋

[rycusfunnies]

Alright cars gang today is July 2nd, you know what that means. It means I am now 21 but most importantly

U guys know what to do. I may be a cars 2 lemons blog but its Strip Weathers appreciation day and I better see some posts abt him this very day today.