IM EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH- NUMBER ONE CRUMB MAKING SUN OF A GUNNNN (he/they)
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WHO ELSE REMEMBERS:
The Western Interior Seaway


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his name actually is “dr who,” but thats just his first name. his full name is “dr who has so many problems”
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Found some beads and made my favorite tumblr page
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showed this to my dad because I thought the grape teir list was funny
Learnt he has very strong opinions about where each grape should be placed


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trans lesbians enrich lesbianism. trans lesbians are an important part of lesbian culture and community.
plain text: (in the gradient color scheme of the trans and lesbian flag) trans lesbians enrich lesbianism. trans lesbians are an important part of lesbian culture and community.
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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck
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sometimes I like a post just to unlike it so I can see the heartbreak animation...
Just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind...
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really bad nsfw joke bellow
Call my fleshlight fortunato
Cause I bury him in semen-t
#I'm sorry#I've been thinking about this for weeks no joke#cask of amontillado#Bad joke#I'm sorry moots#edgar allen poe#More like edge-er Allen poe#Haha#Guys#Guys I'm funny I swear
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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I can make my hands play two different things on the keyboard at once (self affirmation)
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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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