#captain righteous
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
THEORY TIME!!!
We all know Mike Believe, right? In his debut (and only) episode, "Imaginary Fiend", he created an imaginary friend named Patches that caused trouble at Pokey Oaks. Patches was only defeated because the Powerpuff Girls created an imaginary friend of their own to fight him.
Question #1, how did the Powerpuff Girls create their imaginary rabbit friend?
Simple...they didn't. Their friend only existed because Mike BELIEVED it. I headcanon that Mike has the ability to will things into existence, and he just isn't/wasn't aware of it yet. He believed that the girls could create an imaginary friend and stop Patches, so they did. If we take this a step further, Patches could've been created as a result of Mike's intrusive thoughts (which can be caused by stress and anxiety, and as a five year old with no friends in a new school, I'd imagine he'd have those in spades) which was why Patches was so violent and defiant in the first place.
And if we take another step forward:
This could explain why these three characters (and the unseen Tooth Fairy in "Moral Decay") exist within the PPG universe. Sure, "Imaginary Fiends" aired after "Dream Scheme" and "Boogie Frights", but who said all of the episodes aired in the order of which they occured? What if Mike was already living in Townsville and just attended a different school at the time?
And you might also ask yourselves, why does Mike just randomly have superpowers?
Newsflash! Plenty of characters exist in the PPG-sphere that have superpowers without any Chemical X:
Funny how they all have the same color scheme, might mess around and headcanon that they're all related, idk đđ
Idk, I just think this could really make Mike a more interesting character.
#ppg#the powerpuff girls#mike believe#blossom utonium#bubbles utonium#buttercup utonium#major man#major glory#captain righteous
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
Conspiracies
Day 28 ~ CCTV ~
Echo
Word Count: 1215 (heh, that's my birthday (which is the reason Fluke's number is that in reverse)) Content: conspiracy, reference to major character death because apparently I can't leave Fives' death alone, righteous anger, confrontation, sith magic (Fox), star wars sign language
Mando'a Guide: vode - brothers hut'uun - coward; worst possible insult to mandos osik'la - shitty sheb'palon - asshole dini'la jetii - insane jedi di'kut - idiot
Echoâs eyes turned glassy as he watched the footage. The audio was corrupted, but he could see his twinâs anguish, his fear- he could feel it in his own bones.
As Fox fired, Echo recoiledâas though heâd taken the hit himselfâjerking his arm back, still stuck in the scomp port.Â
He groaned, willing the scomp to twist and release him from the images being burned into his mind.
Heâd been a fool. Rex told him everything heâd wanted to know about Fivesâ death. He told him everything Fives said, everything he said. Every dismissal from his former general. That particular newfound blame and resentment would have to be left to simmer in his gut. He couldnât confront a general. A commander, howeverâŠ
Echo had collected himself quickly, rushing back to the officersâ barracks theyâd housed him in, covering himself in the new armor heâd received.Â
The walk wasnât long, fortunately, but he struggled to push that horrid image from his mind.
âFives, stay with me, Fives! Fives!â
âThe mission⊠the nightmares⊠theyâre finally overâŠâ
âFives? No, Fives⊠come on, Fives. Donât go! Stay with me. Stay with me.â
He shuddered beneath the chill that rolled down the cybernetics that lined his back. He wasnât sure heâd ever forget the haunted final words of his twin.Â
The door to the Coruscant Guard office slid open, and the trooper currently condemned to front desk duty sat up, clearly confused by the sight before him. He seemed to be a shiny and looking up to see a brother, wrapped in burn scars, metal, and unique armor with a particularly pissed expression? Well, Echo couldnât blame the slight panic he saw flash across his face.
âWhereâs Fox?â he growled, all hints of calm or politeness eradicated from his voice.
The shiny pointed down a hallway. âHis office,â he nearly whimpered. âLast door on the left.â
âThanks,â he muttered as he stormed down the hall.
He didnât bother knocking, scomp whirring the door open.
Fox sputtered, rising from his chair. âWhat the hell? Who the kriff are you?â
âWho the kriff are you to go around murdering your brothers?â Echo roared, closing the short distance between him and the commander.
Echo grabbed Foxâs chest plate, slamming him against the wall, his scomp pressing into his ribcage. âHow many vode did you kill today? Does the number even matter to you?â
Foxâs scowl didnât change. âYou must be that ARC Cody told me about. Not surprised to see you here.â He tapped a button on his vambrace. âCall Captain Rex, 7567 from the 501st. Tell him to get his ass down here yesterday.â
Echo chuckled humorlessly. âWhat, are you gonna murder me in front of him just like you murdered Fiââ
âFives didnât give me a choice,â Fox said, his voice too calm, too even, despite the way his head seemed to jerk painfully. âHe tried to assassinate the Chancellorââ
âHeâd never do anything like that without a reason!â Echo snarled, throwing Fox to the ground. He was about to jump on him when a familiar voice stopped him. âFives, no!â
âEcho, stand down!â Rex shouted as he pulled his brother away from the commander. Cody moved past to Fox as Echo struggled against his Captain.
âThis hutâuun murdered Fives right in front of you!â Echo raged.Â
Rex growled. âEchoââ
âI was following orders,â Fox spat.Â
Cody sighed, âFox, donâtââ
âThat order was wrong and you know it! Fives needed help, not a kriffing blaster bolt to the chest!â
âThatâs enough, Echo!â Rex screamed, finally wrestling his friend into a headlock until he stopped struggling. He dragged him out of the office into an interrogation room.
âEcho, you know it wasnât his fault,â Rex panted. He ran a hand over his face. âThe whole osikâla situation was kriffed from the beginning. He didnât have a choice.â
âWe always have a choice!â Echo cried. âI read the files on Umbara; I know Fives, Jesse, and Hardcase stood up to that shebsâpalon sith wannabe. I know you did, too!â
âUmbara was different,â Rex sighed.Â
âIt provesââ
âEcho, stop.â
ââthat if an order is morally corruptââ
âI mean it, Echo.â
ââit shouldnât be followed just becauseââ
Rex was on him in an instant, grabbing Echo by the collar. âI said stow it, trooper! Before I bust your ass back down to cadet.â
Echoâs words died in his throat, coating his tongue with a sour taste. He couldnât think of a time heâd heard Rex more angry.
Rex took a deep breath, releasing his grasp. âIâm sorry,â he whispered, moving to lean against the table.
âRex, Iââ
âYou know Iâm not defending Fox, right?â Rex said, his eyes trained on the room across the hall. âFives⊠he wasnât himself. He shouldâve known better than to pick up my pistol. I still donât know why he did it.â
Echo closed his eyes. He could see the security cam footage behind his eyesânot that his neural interface would let him forget it.Â
âYou found the footage, didnât you?â Rex asked, his voice softer.
Echo didnât need to answer but he nodded anyway.Â
âI know why youâre angry,â he continued. âI was angry for a while, too. We always expect to lose our brothers, but not at the hands of another one.â
Echoâs thoughts were back in the files from Umbara.Â
âWe all know what itâs like to receive orders we donât agree with,â Rex said, his eyes finally landing on Echoâs face. âYou should know that, too.â
Echo sighed. âIâm sorry, Rex.â
âIâm not the one you threw to the floor.â
âRight,â Echo said, turning towards the door.
âMaybe thank Cody while youâre at it; his soft spot for me is probably the only reason Fox didnât put you on your ass.â
Echo knocked this time and waited for the door to slide open.
Cody let him in with a raised brow.
âCommander,â Echo started. âI acted without thinking. Iâm sorry.â
To his surprise, Fox chuckled. âYeah, youâre one of Rexâs alright.â
Echoâs brows shot up. âIâ what?â
âLittle Rexy here was a firebrand back in the day, too,â Fox smirked, nodding to the captain as he joined them. âAlways jumping without looking. Why did you think he got stuck with Skywalker? That diniâla jetii is the only person in the galaxy crazier than this diâkut.â
âGuess that does make sense,â Echo hummed, lips pulling in a slight smirk.Â
Fox sighed. âFor what itâs worth, Echo, Iâ I didnât⊠agree with the order. I thought it was extreme.â
Echo nodded. âThank you, Commander.â
âI wasââ Fox started, before stopping with a slight gasp and groan as he clutched the side of his head.
âAre you alright, Commander?â Echo asked, startling slightly as Cody placed a hand on his shoulder, shaking his head slightly.
âIâmâ ugh, fine,â Fox growled, his eyes meeting Codyâs as his hands moved somewhat rapidly.
Cody sighed as he looked up at Echoâs confused expression. âHeâs using Basic Sign Language. He said âI am silenced, but Iâm so sorry.ââ
Fox nodded as Echo looked at him, continuing to sign as Cody translated.
ââYouâre part of this now.ââ
Fox gestured to Cody and Rex.
âPart of what?â Echo breathed.
Cody sighed as he translated again. ââYour twin was right about the chips, and heâs alive.ââ
Mando'a Guide: vode - brothers hut'uun - coward; worst possible insult to mandos osik'la - shitty sheb'palon - asshole dini'la jetii - insane jedi di'kut - idiot
« Previous Day Next Day »
Thanks for reading! - River
Whumptober 2024 Masterlist DangRaccoon Masterlist Taglist Form Read on AO3
Tags: @writing-positivelyexisting @nekotaetae @lokigirlszendaya @get-wr3ckered @jediknightjana @idoubleswearimawriter @lucyysthings @unstable-kiwi @6oceansofmoons @l3xi3luv @savebytheodoresnonjosestuff @winter-phoenix1995 @serenityselene @nomercyforthewarrior @padawancat97 @flowered-bicycles @error6gendernotfound @techs-goggles9902
#whumptober2024#no.28#CCTV#the bad batch#tbb#the clone wars#tcw#fanfiction#the bad batch fanfiction#tbb fanfiction#the clone wars fanfaction#tcw fanfiction#DangRaccoon#Dang writing#tbb echo#arc trooper echo#captain rex#commander fox#commander cody#arc trooper fives#conspiracy#reference to major character death#sith magic#righteous anger#confrontation#fives lives#domino twins#star wars sign language
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
10 of my favorite Marvel covers for December.
#marvel#x-men#x-men red#immortal x-men#mother righteous#mark brooks#jean grey#phil noto#storm#stefano caselli#daredevil#elektra#pablo villalobos#mark bagley#white widow#david marquez#lucas werneck#black widow#peach momoko#captain marvel#marguerite sauvage#she-hulk#michael cho
115 notes
·
View notes
Text
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
had a dream i was a very combative and angry member of rodimusâ crew and was letting him have it verbally i hope we made out after
#after telling him he was a no good captain and he wouldnât even die for the cause#and how i had had better captains than him more noble captains#i really was in my self righteous and indignant autobot tings#i hope we had wonderful makeup sex after or rough hate sex#something something rivals to lovers
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
#the expanse#Jamos#jim holden#amos burton#amos appreciation#oh captain my captain#james broadcast emotions holden#everybody needs an amos#holden gotta holden#Roci family dynamics#Righteous af button pusher & murder snuggles BFF#they need each other#Keyboard smash of emotions
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hey, remember those analogies on the SATs, Boston Dumb Fuck? I got one for you...
Republicans, who outwardly express their Christian values, while willing to vote for a vile, lying convicted felon and sexual predator, who on his first day in office vows to become a dictator, destroying democracy and seeking revenge on his enemies::: Makes them đŻ complicit in the destruction of our society, even if they say they had "no other choice"
Is to...
"Marrying" (fake, spiritually or real) an antisemetic, racist, fatshaming, arrogant, childish, vapid, vacuous, lazy, entitled clout chasing Lotlita::: ???
Do you get it? Answer is in the tag, you lying, untrustworthy hypocrite. This is your "brand" now. Have fun promoting those festering turds you have been making and hope they don't remind you too much of when you actually put in some effort, before you went full on CAA puppet, with their hand firmly up your keister (more Yiddish for the Nazi wifey to enjoy).
But as I always say, prove me wrong, you prick! Get some serious fucking help and do better. Find the last truffala tree seed and tend to your forest.
#Answer-You are complicit in all the same behaviors the little wifey believes in by âmarryingâ her and thus supporting her- no matter the fut#You are no longer woke Captain America; you are not righteous: you are no feminist#Check your privlege and stop fucking around with ASP- it is doing more harm than good#You are in the same league as George Santos and all the other professional liars even if you aren't good at it#Is your mom still proud?#I'm sick of this bullshit and I bet you are too#Is there something in the water in Massachusetts that gives rise to so many assholes?#Was it worth it?
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
John Price is like the very fucked up hand of god but to be fair, god himself must be hella morally gray and no one can look at those mutton chops on price and tell me otherwise soâ
I just feel like you could get some good old religious themes or something with him ya know? Like the 141 and anyone who follows him are his flock and heâs their shepherd
#cod mw2#captain john price#I need to go to sleep#I donât want to#âI am the righteous hand of god song but buddy my man take it easy#youâre nuts#hot but like damn#call of duty modern warfare 2#Also maybe Iâm tripping but I feel like in an au heâd make an okay cult leader#I am very tired oml#cw dark content#cw religious mention#cw religious imagery#damn I wanna do a cult leader Price now but I donât think Iâd be good at it#worth a shot tho#captain john price x you#captain john price x reader
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
[I LIKE YOUR HOOK, CAPTAIN. THIS IS A "COME HERE" HOOK. AND STARTED DEALING RIGHTEOUS BARBECUE. YOU ARE DOING COMPETITION-LEVEL MEAT. âȘâȘâȘ]
#s14e07 bbq road show#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#started dealing righteous barbecue#competition-level meat#hook#captain
2 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Kinda in the middle of planning a defense, no flirting pls (Patreon)
Bonus:
#Doodles#SCII#ZEX#The Captain#Commander Hayes#And my first pass at an Arilou! :D#They're cute! I like them!#As with all the SCII aliens I haven't met yet I'm already injecting headcanons into them lol I'll stop once I actually start playing#I think what's especially funny is that this was mostly just meant to be a warmup/drawing ZEX as a handsome pirate briefly#Again to celebrate how pretty he is in that getup <3 And then it turned into an idea! Come on now!#I am quite pleased with how it all turned out tho haha - I got to draw the Captains coat and an Arilou and Commander Hayes!#Oh and pretty pirate!ZEX as well - as originally intended lol#I like the idea of the tables being turned and the Captain is able to actually act on his righteous indignation at ZEX's treatment of him âȘ#Not enough to actually dissuade him (himself) but he still gets to be mad! It's unfair of you ZEX! (He knows haha)#Still not enough to avoid a hug - and in front of his own crew and allies no less haha#At first including the Arilou was just kind of an errant thought#I had mixed up ZEX seeing their ship in-fic and one of the ZEX comic panels as being the same event in my head#Realized the other day that it was not! Still not by rereading lol I went and looked at the art again âȘ It's cute!#And the Arilou did end up being quite fun to draw :D I like the triple eye fold haha I didn't think I'd get to use that again outside of Bar#And only shading the upper one hehe âȘ I think it gives a neat look overall#Been a heck-while since I drew Hayes as well - I didn't see a reference for him either (understandably) so I just made something up haha#Thinking about it I wonder if ZEX likes how the Arilou look :0 They are rather humanoid! Would he be dissuaded? Are they annoying enough lol#''It's a very simple solution to all of this Admiral :)'' haha âȘ
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
In MY mind its is canon that luzu and quackity had the date at illojuans chiringuito somewhere after the elections and before osito bimbo was taken away.
LISTEN, since this was freshly after the elections, tensions were high but they didn't want to kill eachother that bad yet. So how did it play out? Sapo Peta tricked both men into having a chat with him at the chiringuito, in luzus case it would be something about politics and him being the mayor and diplomatic shit, in quackitys case it really didn't need so much of a story before he accepted.
Sapo Peta and Juan had been planning this date for a while that the soley reason they went through with it was bc of how expensive everything was so this is how it went:
Luzu arrives first and illojuan takes his drink order, announces that sapo peta is soon to arrive and that he should wait.
Quackity arrives with sapo peta and as soon as he sees luzu he tries to leave.
literally a fuck no im out scenario
Sapo peta forces him to stay by talking to him and then just dragging him kicking and screaming next to luzu.
Luzu watching the scene indifferently but in the inside he still finds the other endearing
Anyways they manage to get quackity seated and like imagine a bartender Juan trying to mind his business and a sapo peta wearing like a little bow tie acting like their waiter both of them looking polite and all while luzu and quackity don't say a word and just stare hoping it would kill the other
Luzu starts the convo and tries to ask polite stuff like "how have you been in this shitty ass day" and quackity answering in the most motherfucker way possible like "twas doing good until I saw ur stupid face"
Ten year olds arguing
They stay like that for a while and then something sparks an argument
Sapo peta trying his best at calming the parties down
He fails
It evolves into screaming to a point that luzu just snaps and launches himself over quackity starting a hand in hand fight
Very cartoony
Juan is fed up and throws them out
This is the canon reason why Juan never logs into karmaland anymore
He's just so fed up with their shit
This is also the reason he takes osito bimbo away
Absolute pettiness
The end I guess
#karmaland#karmaland v#k!quackity#karmaland 5#karmalandv#k!luzu#nobody move im about to make this a fic#like look at me#this is canon#if they are not giving ot to us im doing it myself#the idea of juan just fucking out of there after that#sapo peta the righteous captain of the ship#luckity#ig?#they mostly beat eachother
51 notes
·
View notes
Text
"...What the fuck does 'rizz' mean." Is the Teyvat equivalent of a boomer.
#[ ; EVER RIGHTEOUS. ; ic ]#[ ; A CAPTAIN'S OBSERVATIONS. ; dash comm. ]#[ ; I GUESS YOU ARE MY...LITTLE POGCHAMP. ; crack ]#((hsdjkshf
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I wanna be the one fictional guy and be with the other fictional guy yeah it's really not that hard
#I obviously want to be Herbert West#and am closer to being George McFly than I like thinking about#but I wanna be Captain America and have Bucky Barnes be protective of my noodle-armed self-righteous ass
57K notes
·
View notes
Text
The Honda Odyssey
Logan Howlett x Reader | smut | 6k words Summary: The car fight reimagined and it only needed to be like 10% more erotic than the original.
I got carried away. I just love Wolvie so much. I'm so happy Logan is getting the adoration he deserves. Long live the Wolverine renaissance.
Warning: smut, p in v, ass play, foul language.
If you had to pinpoint a moment when your life became the shit show it had steadily developed into, youâd say it was the moment you auditioned for X-Force.
In your tenure as besties with Wade Wilson, it's fair to say things hadnât gone smoothly. The man was a conduit to all things fucked up, but you adored his loose morals and quick mouth. The idiot in red had weaselled his way into your heart and became something of a brother to you and more recently a roommate.
Now, if youâd have told your younger self youâd be in your late twentyâs sharing an apartment with a burn victim who regularly staples a toupee to his fucking head and a coke-head, blind, old African American woman, youâd have laughed in their fucking face.
So, youâd like to think that as these things go you are pretty damn well adjusted but traversing the multiverse was a bit of a stretch, even for you.
One moment youâre at Wadeâs surprise party, the next your ass has been zapped to the TVA and youâve been given a sacred mission; to accompany Marvel Jesus (Wade) and protect the sacred timeline.
Naturally youâre fucking mind blown, youâre a low-level mutant, fuck, you couldnât even join the X-Men. Â Your particular set of skills were a dime a dozen and your flagrant disregard of rules had made you a âpoor candidateâ.
No, the mutant powers you had been graced with werenât extraordinary by any means. You were basically an off-brand Captain America, just without the gorgeous cheekbones, patriotism and righteous need to do good.
In layman terms, you are strong as shit and have an accelerated healing factor. Not quite the same level as Wadeâs mind you. You have, give or take, an inconvenient five-minute turnaround on the more fatally debilitating wounds.
To say you were unqualified was an understatement and to say you were reluctant was a simple fact. A fact you repeated, loudly to anyone that would listen as you were bathed in rich black leather.
âI think maybe you meant to grab negasonic teenage whatchacallit⊠sheâs great, super powerful!â You continue. âDid you mean to get Domino or Colossus or maybe one of the X-Men? â
âNo Miss Y/L/N. We have not got the wrong person for the job.â The man you later find out is called Paradox, calls out as you re-enter the operation headquarters. âMr Wilson requested your presence; he wanted your assistance on his mission.â
âY/N/N⊠ten out of ten, baby girl, I one hundred percent would bang. Iâm talking raw dog, Barry White on a rug, letâs go all fuckinâ night.â  Wade hollers in his own brand-new suit and even you must admit, you look fucking amazing. âSweet angel, weâve just gottaâ come up with a superhero name for you!â
You are enrobed in rich thick black and teal leather, your first ever hero suit and itâs a fucking good one. It doesnât cling, but instead pulls you in securing your flesh and extenuating curves, ones you hadnât entirely realised you had. The bottom half your face is concealed with a mask, carefully crafted to follow the contours of your nose and cheekbones.
Youâd barely recognised the mysterious figure in the mirror.
âRight?! Tailor was pretty handsy though!â
âOh yeah, ha! - that man is indeed a predator.â Wade says with a chuckle and a fond sigh.
It shames to you to say but thatâs when you stopped fighting this whole thing. You looked the part of a hero; you thought that maybe the TVA knew what they were doing. That they had seen something in you and knew that you had a good heart under all the darkness that lingered on the surface.
Wrong.
You were just a demand Wade had made. He wanted his number one disciple at his side whilst he carried out his sacred mission. You were part of an attempt at appeasing him whilst they destroyed your timeline.
Little more than a pawn to be used whilst they manipulated him into a false sense of security.
Thus, you were thrown into a series of events far beyond your control when Wade being Wade decided you were hunting down a Wolverine to stabilise the timeline, only to be once again fucking zapped into some place they called the void by that little English shitbird named Paradox. Itâs entirely accurate to say that you were a little less sturdy than your compadres.
Unfortunately for you, the fall from such a height into the void was fatal. When you finally awake in the desolate wasteland to the sounds of blades clashing it is disorientating to say the least.
Forcing yourself to your feet you lower your mask and gasp in the sweet strangely stale oxygen as you stretch out your newly healed spine with a groan. It was impossible to tell how long you were out as you take in the scene before you; Wade and the Wolverine are engaged in a heated battle. From the looks of it, Logan is winning this fight despite being the human equivalent of a knife block with Wadeâs katanas protruding from his chest.
For a moment you pause, perhaps its head trauma that hasnât healed (Heâs fucking Deadpool, he can look after himself for two minutes) and appreciate his form, the Wolverine the two of you had kidnapped was gorgeous. Tch, as if there was any other kind.
Sure, you were biased youâd always been somewhat of a fangirl, but the Wolverine was objectively breath-taking.
Youâd indulged in comics whilst growing up but when you found out he was real and looked the way he did, hell, Wolverine was your sexual awakening. He was the first man to make you feel that tingle in your lower stomach. Yes, you may have been thirteen years old, a ball of puppy fat and social anxiety but youâd been waiting for him ever since.Â
Youâre snapped out of your reverie when Wade loses baby knife in Loganâs shoulder blade, finally you spring into action. In good time as well as youâre not sure if even Deadpool can survive decapitation.
In the singularly most stupid act of your life you throw yourself in front of your friendâs body. âWait, Wait! Please!â Â
Wade has paused behind you, you can feel him weighing up the situation, pausing for a moment to see what youâre going to pull out of the bag.
âThe TVA they can fix it, whatever you did, whatever made you the worst Logan, they can fix it! â They have the power to end universes, but they also have the power to fix yours! Help us get back there and we can fix both of our worlds! I promise, they can fix it.â You plead, itâs not quite a lie exactly, more of an Educated Wish than anything.
Okay it is a lie, but youâre sure that the TVA can most likely, probably, maybe fix his world.
Loganâs eyes lock with yours in that moment you can see that he wants to kill you both and be done with it, but that hope wonât let him. You feel a smidgen of guilt for the deceit, but frankly youâve done worse for less. Your world was on the line it wasnât the time to pull your punches.
Fast forward four exhausting hours, two periods of unconsciousness and one flaying to find yourself sat opposite Wade gagging down cold spoonfulâs of Spam in some dusty ass diner.
You were no better than a man as you watched the Wolverine.
Those arms, those thighs, the way he had beheaded Sabretooth without even breaking a fucking sweat. You wanted him to wrap those instruments of death he called hands around your throat and fuck you dirty until the sun came up.
It had been a long exhausting day and you had been soaking wet for most of it.
Shit, could he smell that? Does that count as sexual harassment? Youâd have to ask Wade.
Logan, however, was utterly dismissive of your advances in the face of what was undoubtedly utterly horrific past trauma. Something you were trying to be understanding about, but self-pity in a man, it just turned you on. I said you had some surface layers of darkness.
Unable to help yourself you gaze at him as he opens a bottle of rubbing alcohol. You are utterly entranced, watching the thick chords in his throat bob as he takes a swig.
That tanned skin where his jaw ends and neck begins, slick with sweat and dirt. Youâd love to sink your canines into the strip below his ear. He must feel your stare on him as he looks up and catches your eyes dark with lust already surveying his person.
It should embarrass you, that every time he peers your way, he catches you gaping at him like a lovesick puppy, but thereâs something about Logan you canât quite put your finger on. The man heats your blood like nothing youâve ever experienced before, maybe itâs that torch youâve carried for him since girlhood, maybe itâs the thick thighs youâd kill to ride â who can say for sure?
In what you assume is against his better judgement, he comes to perch on the booth beside you. His broad shoulders cast an imposing figure as he gets close enough that if you were to move your hand a couple of inches to the right, youâd finally be able to touch that yellow fabric that plagued your tween dreams.
Youâre burning up at the thought of him, unable to stop yourself you part your legs slightly to ease some of the pressure. Logans nose twitches, his head swivels your way and his eyes catch your own. Â
Welp - at least you have your answer about him smelling your arousal.
Deciding that you were most likely verging on sexual harassment charges you decided to focus back in on the task at hand, gagging once again at another spoonful of spam.
âBe a good girl and swallow, Y/N/N, you know the rules!â Wade jokes, your chortle was your only response. What could you say? He always hit your funny bone despite the ocean that was raging in your panties.
Logan stares at Wade for a long moment before turning to your way and addressing you for maybe only the fourth time today?
âWhat are you doing with this fucking clown? You his sidekick? Following him round to laugh at his stupid fucking jokes whilst he gets kids killed?â
âWhy I have never.â Wade is faux outraged at his words, clutching his imaginary pearls as the Wolverine throws around accusations that arenât entirely untrue.
The Wolverineâs expression remains stern as his eyes track your face. They seem to be evaluating your character and from the flare in his nose and crease in his brow you can guess he finds you lacking. Youâre embarrassed to admit how much that deflates you, so you do what you do best; you deflect.
 âI could follow you around and laugh at your jokes instead, if you like?â When you speak your voice has a sultry edge to it and thereâs no mistaking your intentions.
Logan seems to think on your proposition for a second or two, before he huffs grabs his rubbing alcohol and unopened can of Spam and heads over to sit at the bar.
âHoly hot ham and cheese on rye, Y/N, you fucking slut.â Wade berates you though his voice is as light as itâs always been as he boots your shin under the table. âTrying to your holes filled by Wolvie during a world saving mission, Marvel H Christ, stay on fucking task!â
You swear you hear Logan mutter a Jesus Christ from the bar.
Though as Wade continues irritating the hero hunched against bar, you canât help the realisation that he didnât say no.
âYouâre uh⊠well regarded in our world.â Wade complements, being real doesnât come easy to him. You appreciate the effort.
âWell, Iâm not shit in mine.â
âI tried to join the X-Men because of you.â You speak up finally joining their conversation. Wolverineâs back goes rigid, but he doesnât respond. Youâre not sure if heâs waiting for you to continue or hoping youâll stop. âYou made a difference to this world, made me think I could do the same. I just never quite make the cut.â
Logan doesnât seem to have a response.
It seems your words have an effect as you catch him watching you more often. When Wade makes his jokes, he looks to you for validation of his withering looks.
Youâre probably more distracted by this revelation than you should be when the three of you come across a real nasty variant of Colossus seeking out Wade for⊠you want to say⊠revenge?
The not-so-gentle-anymore-giant flips the Honda and tosses both Wade and Logan through the treeline as they advance on him as if they were little more than toys his mother had asked him to pick up.
One by one your bullets ricochet from his metal skin as he comes towards you. You arenât built for this fight; you are completely and utterly outmatched.
All youâre doing at this point is buying yourself some time for your backup to pull themselves from the rubble, however during a particularly spirited cartwheel the metal oaf finally gets his hands on you. Colossusâ metal palm is cold on your throat, and you could swear you hear your neck snapping before you feel it. Â
With a gasp you return to life to find a slightly dishevelled Logan standing above you. By the grace of god, his sleeves have been worn away in the fight, his arms, oh sweet lord, his arms are on full display.
âThought you were a goner.â He offers you a hand when you simply stare mutely his way. Locking your fingers around his wrist he pulls you to your feet. You donât release your hold on him and neither does he.
âDonât throw the party just yet, eh?â You joke weakly, for a second you could swear thereâs a slight raise of the corner of his mouth, imperceptible, if you didnât know what you were looking for. In the past few hours you had become an expert on Wolverineâs face. Â
Your mouth is dry as you take in his thick sweat laden biceps.
âWhereâs Wade?â You query whilst rolling your aching neck as you havenât heard his voice in a record thirty seconds, Logan suddenly remembers himself and drops your hand.
ââfraid Metal man took your clown, was pissed with him and canât say I blame the guy.â
âShit.â You sigh rubbing your temples as you kneel to pick up the dismembered arm of your best friend. âWell â fuck. Thatâll take him a few hours at least to grow back â Heâll be so sad about his suit.â
You peel the fabric from the limb and tuck it under the breast plate of your own suit. Wade will want his glove back when it grows back.
âHe say where he was taking him?â
âOh yeah, that along with his plan for world domination...â Logan huffs as if your mere presence annoys him.
âThought you didnât like sarcasm.â
âI like sarcasm just fine, Bub. Itâs you I donât like.â You canât help but smile his way at the comment made at your expense, his brows crease. âYouâre a strange one.â
âCan you do your sniffy thing?â Its impressive, you thought heâd reached the limit with his scathing looks towards Wade, yet he somehow manages to pull a deeper frown out the vault especially for you.
âSniffy thing?â His words are spoken with such derision, it turns you on a little. You realise that perhaps you are in fact a deeply troubled individual.
âOh, sorry.â You pretend to clear a frog in your throat. âPlease, oh, please, beautiful, handsome Wolverine, please can you locate my bestest pal with your heightened sense of smell?â His face doesnât break despite your hands clasped in front of your chin.
âYouâre just as fucking annoying as that moron.â He huffs âGet in the fucking car, weâll follow his trail.â
âYou can smell him from the car?â
âThe blood, Jesus Fucking Christ, thereâs a trail of blood.â
âAh.â Is all you reply as you find your seat in the passenger side and start your own one on one team up with Wolverine. Its not exactly the way you imagined it, but beggars certainly canât be choosers.
After a few moments of sullen silence, you decide that thereâs no time like the present to form a long-lasting bond.
âWhatâs your world like?â
âNone of your fucking business.â
âOkay... Whatâs the first thing youâre gonnaâ do if they can save your world? I bet its something boring as fuck, like team-â
âWhat did you just say?â
âI bet youâre gonna do something boring like-â
âNo before that.â
âWhatâs the first thing youâre gonnaâ do if they save your world?â You question, his sudden interest in your words takes you by surprise as he has been vacant from your conversation.
The breaks suddenly shriek as the car comes to a stop.
âWhat do you mean if?â
âIâŠâ
âYou said they could fix my world. Undo it all, is what you fucking said.â
âI mean I think they can!â
âYou fucking liar.â The edge to The Wolverineâs voice is terrifying. The realisation trickles down your spine, Logan has been nice to you all this time, youâre finally meeting The Wolverine.
âI didnât lie!â For some reason youâre ashamed of your deceit, youâve murdered countless people and still, youâve felt less remorse. Loganâs eyes pin you in your seat as disgust clouds his face. It hurts more than you can fathom. âNot exactly, I think they can fix your world! â I needed your help and if you killed Wade there was no hope for my universe!â
âI donât give a flying fuck about your universe!â He spits your way; his hands are gripping the wheel in what seems like an effort to keep his cool.
âI know, but I do!â You cry back at him. âYou know how to save the world, youâre the fucking Wolverine! I know how to kill people, but this hero shit, this isnât me!â
âHa! No shit.â There is pure hate in the manâs eyes as he stares back at you.
âPlease, youâre Logan. Whether youâre the worst one or not - Youâre still better than me.â
âGet out of the fucking car.â The words come from between clenched teeth and are filled with warning.
âNo â fuck you.â Your rage breaks the banks to meet Loganâs. Perhaps itâs the guilt, maybe itâs the fear for Wade but something within you snaps at his constant bad temper. âIt was an educated guess and a fucking reasonable one at that, get the fuck over yourself you big bird wannabe geriatric fucker! â
He slams his palms on the steering wheel, his nose flares and his teeth clamp together. Â âFuck me? Fuck you â you sad pathetic excuse for a side-kick. No wonder the X-Men wouldnât take you, and theyâll take fuckinâ anyone. You are a ridiculous, immature, moron who spends her days following around a fucking clown to avoid facing the reality that you are no one. I have never met a sadder, more attention starved asshole in my entire life. You were right about one thing, youâre no fucking hero.â
Its shameful the way your stomach drops, and your eyes involuntarily begin to tear. To hear your hero say the words youâve thought about yourself whilst laying awake at night. Itâs a knife to the gut.
âNothing to fucking say, huh, Angel?â The use of Wadeâs nickname for you is like sandpaper on your skin, it rubs you the wrong fucking way.
âI am going to hurt you now.â Your voice is barely a broken whisper.
âYouâre going to hurt â âHis faux chortle is cut short by a swift punch to his face. Youâre worried you may have been overzealous with your swing when his nose begins bleeding. The Wolverine is stunned for only a moment before he grabs the back of your neck and proceeds with smashing your face into the dashboard and those concerns are quickly put to bed.
The old fucker is strong, but you donât think heâll kill you, yet another educated wish.
âNot so tough nowâŠâ He shouts as the radio channels change with your skull. Pulling a knife from your leg strap you embed it in his thigh and pull the lever to recline your seat whilst heâs distracted, luckily, youâre not there when he swings for retribution.
Though one of his fucking steak knives catches your upper arm slicing through the leather. Warm blood trickles down your arm, staining the beige interior of the poor Honda.Â
Your legs are your strongest asset, so when he attempts to restrain you with the seatbelt, you are presented with your window of opportunity. You wrap them around his neck as you pivot your hips slamming the Wolverine headfirst into the metal of the door. Once, twice, three times - on the fourth he lands a fist to your gut, luckily, he has retracted his claws.
If he was willing to kill you, you wouldnât stand a chance.
Youâre winded struggling to catch your breath from the gut punch, but you manage pull the knife from his thigh that is nestled between your legs and thrust it into his neck, you aim for the spot youâd fantasied about kissing before heâd torn your character apart piece by piece, now you just want to bathe in his fucking blood.
It was the pain that instantaneously made his claws extend. Heâs quick to move them, though he slices through the sides of your suit as he buries them in the chair behind you. Your ribs are a bloodied mess though you donât care, in a few hours theyâll be good as new.
Logan has seized the opportunity and has your arms pinned to your sides, his blood has cooled a little more than yours, he doesnât seem to want to murder you over an argument.
Perhaps heâs more well-adjusted than yourself, that thought alone should concern you, except it just enrages you further.
âYou stupid fuckin-âThe Wolverine starts admonishing you, before you swing your head forward and headbutt him.
Yes.
You really do that.
You headbutt the man with the adamantium fucking skeletonâ at full strength. Its sheer dumb luck you donât crack your own skull in the processâ maybe Logan was right, you are fucking dumb.
âFucking fuck!â You cry grabbing your forehead and writhing. Noone wins with a headbutt, except Logan apparently.
âFucking stop that.â Your writhing has pushed your core against his crotch, and he is already packing quite the heat at what feels like half-mast. He grabs your hips to stop your movement, but it only seems to push you closer. âStop fucking moving.â
The constant arousal youâve felt since meeting him returns in double time, Loganâs nostrils flare and his eyes darken. Itâs debased and youâre ashamed that you want him, you havenât stopped wanting him, despite the awful fucking words that left his mouth minutes ago.
âLike ⊠a little pain Wolvie?â
Its relief you feel, you think, when instead of answering or punching you in the face, he closes the gap.
The Wolverineâs claws retract, and he grabs at your chin. Loganâs mouth utterly devours your own, your front tooth clashes with his own as you push yourself upwards, you pull your knife out of his neck, catching his grunt of pain on your tongue as you begin licking your way down his thick throat.
The vein youâd spotted hours ago is throbbing freshly healed, you sink your canines into the flesh and its as good as youâd fucking imagine. His groan is utterly beast-like as he wraps his arms around you, pulling you flush against him.
The Wolverineâs throat tastes like salt and iron. Thick, tangy and warm on your tongue as you soothe the bite. It drives Logan wild, thrusting his hardened member against your warmth. One of his gloved hands rises to lock on the back of your neck to pull you into yet another earth-shattering kiss. Â His sharp hot tongue slides against your own, exploring the expanses of your mouth like its his to claim.
You bite at him again then, your teeth catching his bottom lip sharply. Logan groans into your mouth before you use every ounce of your enhanced strength to throw him backwards against the dashboard.
He is taken utterly by surprise as his head slams into the windscreen cracking the glass with a grunt. When he looks your way Loganâs eyes are blackened with desire, he is utterly wild.
Slowly as if afraid to make any sudden moves, you unzip your combat boots, your eyes never leaving his. One boot and then the next.
You thank the TVAâs tailor for making your suit a two piece as you shuffle backwards into the backseat, pushing the thick leather down your legs all whilst maintaining eye contact with the beast leaning against the dashboard.
âYou sure you want this Darlinâ?â
âDarlinâ?â You question mockingly, your voice lowering to imitate his own, as you wantonly spread your legs, your bare leg resting next to the headrest. Only a pair of black cotton panties separate him from your most intimate parts and his eyes are locked on your clothed core. âa second ago it was âPathetic Moronâ to you.â
Your head tilts in question as his eyes lock back on your own, you think perhaps for a moment something akin to regret passes over his face, but youâve never been entirely comfortable with feelings, so you drop your hand into the waistband of your panties, youâve barely circled your opening with your pointer finger before heâs on you.
âThatâs my job, you fucking Moron.â He plunges two bare thick fingers into your heat. Gasping you throw your head back against the headrest, itâs a tight fit and its been a while but the slight burn eases some of the aching in your core. âYouâre fuckinâ soaking wet, you like it huh, bub? Making me bleed?â
Your grab his jaw, your nails digging into his flesh. âIâd like to bathe in-â He scissors his fingers finding that spot inside you and you let out an embarrassing noise, somewhere between a gasp and a moan. â-Your fucking blood⊠you mean motherfucker.â
Youâre an absolute goner when he starts rubbing your clit, after a day of foreplay your body seizes, and you grab at the nape of his neck trying to find something to anchor you down. But as fast as the build was you come tumbling down just as quickly, when he cruelly withdraws his hands.
âNo! - Wha- what the fuck?!â Youâre almost crying as your torn from the precipice.
Logan flips you over onto your stomach before you can complain any further, your face down on the filthy upholstery as he pulls your panties from your hips. You canât see him from this angle, though you can feel his warm hands tracing the globes of your ass.
You force your knees further apart, pushing your bare soaking pussy against the tight bulge of his yellow suit. If you had enough of your facilities about you, youâd be embarrassed that youâre currently rubbing your cunt against The Wolverine like a bitch in heat after heâd chewed you out only minutes ago.
Loganâs hand dip between your thighs, his fingers swirl along your hole, dragging your wetness along to your aching clit.
âYou think Iâd make it that easy?â He asks as he continues the journey back and forth. On the second pass he dips his finger inside of you for a fraction of a second before resuming its path. âWhat do you want, darlinâ?â
You werenât going to beg, in fact you bit your tongue to stop the traitorous words from forming, this man had already made you abandon most of your self-respect, he wasnât having this.
âLoganâŠâ At your breathy words the man leans forward, pressing his fabric covered cock into your ass as he folds his body over yours. One hand comes down next to your shoulder, the other explore your tits as he rocks himself into your throbbing core. Itâs the perfect storm as he nuzzles into your exposed throat but somehow you manage your words. âFuck me or donât, Iâm not begging, bub.â
He exhales through his nose in what you guess is equal parts amusement and annoyance, but youâre far beyond caring. He places a bite on the spot where your throat meets your shoulder as his body pulls back. Momentarily his hands leave your hips to deal with his own pants. You hear the clank of his belt hitting the car floor moments before you feel the head of his cock, running along your folds.
The head of his cock is thick, and it feels hot to the touch as he runs it along your slick. All of a sudden Logan pushes forward and sheathes himself inside of you with a single thrust.
You try your best to hold in your incoherent moans but to little avail as he pulls back before slamming full force back into you. If you were a human woman, your pelvis wouldâve shattered from the force of his hips against your ass, instead you gather your strength and push back, allowing him deeper. The both of you moan in unison at the depth he reaches.
You grab onto the foam of the seat, ripping through the fabric with your bare hands desperate for an anchor as Logan unforgivingly pounds into you from behind, once again he folds his body over yours, wrapping a palm around your clawed fingers.
â.â He grunts something incoherent into your ear as he picks up the pace, slamming into you repeatedly, slowly picking up his pace. Your core is positively aching as you throb around him, pulling him deeper within you. Â If you were expecting any further explanation, youâre sorely disappointed.
The wolverine pulls back, gripping at your hips keeping you still as he resumes his powerful strokes. Â Loganâs hand dips to your clit, rubbing quick circles sending you barrelling back towards your orgasm. As you begin to clench around him, he pulls your body upwards, his head brushing against the top of the car as he holds you against him his fingers never leaving your clit.
âCome on my cock, Angel.â Unable to stop yourself you clench around him, hearing him talk like that does something primal to you.
You fucking loved Loganâs mouth, you bet he ate pussy like a champion if he played the clit this fucking well.
You stopped fighting it and threw yourself from the cliff, shattering in his thick muscle veined arms as he held you up against him, his cock still viciously plundering your depths.
âYouâre so fucking tight.â He whispers against your neck whispers peppering it with bites.
Logan gives you a few moments to come down from your high before he resumes his punishing pace, you think perhaps youâve reached your limit of pleasure, that the threshold canât possibly be topped until he whispers into your ear in that gruff voice.
âWhat was it Wilson said? Filling all your holes?â The Wolverine asks, his eyes meet yours over your shoulder meaningfully, asking permission as he offers you his thumb. You merely moan your approval and wantonly draw his finger into your mouth, soaking the pad in saliva. Â
Logan yanks your head into a vicious kiss. Itâs a messy one, filled to the brim with need. The hand not currently locked on your neck holding your face to his, travels down your back, through the valley of your bodies. The pad of his pinky runs appreciatively over the globe of your ass, before his hand dips into the crease.
Loganâs thumb runs teasingly against the tight ring of muscle, itâs a foreign experience which makes you startle slightly.
âAnyone ever fucked you here?â He asks as he bites down your neck, delicately pushing you forward until your head rests on the backseat. You shake your head as your eyes close, his cock is buried balls deep within you as he plays with your asshole.
When his thumb finally breaches your tight hole just past the nail, he begins his thrusts once more. His cock fills your pussy from behind and suddenly you feel so fucking full, Its far too much for you.
âFuck⊠Logan.â You gasp almost on the verge of tears as pounds you into the back seat. It seems the ass play has gotten to him more than expected, as his pace has increases.
âWhere?â He asks breathless from the exertion as he pulls his thumbs from your ass and takes a handful of the meat on your hips.
âInsideâŠ. Please ⊠Logan.â You practically beg though youâll never admit it, his rhythm becomes stunted as his hips slam into the back of your thighs.
âGive me something tight to come in, Darlinâ.â Moaning at his words youâre eager to obey as you reach your hand between your own legs and rub mercilessly at your clit. The unforgiving pounding, the grunting and the fingers currently bruising your hips and the burning of your now vacant ass send you sailing over the edge.
You clamp down on him like a vice, groaning unable to hold back your whimpers anymore as he finally bites your neck and pumps his seed deep inside you as far as it can go. Logan grunts like a beast as he pulses deep inside of you.
Logan collapses beside you. Dents in the interior of the van you donât even remember making have appeared from where a stray elbow or knee has hit the metal in the throes of passion.
The Wolverine tucks his cock back in his suit. Ever the gentleman, he uses your black panties to wipe away the cum dripping from your thighs, you havenât got the heart to tell him that when youâre commando redressed in your suit that you can still feel him dripping from you, your pussy uncomfortably slick against the leather.
After dressing, the two of you sit in contemplative silence. Neither one of you has the emotional complexity to discuss what happened and neither one of you will accept fault for your argument that led to it, so, silence reigns.
The tension is sliced in two as Logan leans forward and pushes an errant lock of hair behind your ear in an act so goddamn endearing, you melt. You still wouldnât apologise for lying, because you didnât lie but you can meet him a quarter of the way.
âIâm sorry for calling you geriatric.â You whisper catching his eyes, a small spark of humour leaps into them, youâve seen more emotions from your hero in the past half an hour than you knew he was capable of.
âI shouldnât have-â Loganâs heartfelt apology is cut off by the lead of this goddamn story.
âWell, well, well. Would you look at this, My best friends, Ha! I get fucking kidnapped, an arm ripped off and youâre nowhere to be found? I thought donât worry Wade, they wonât leave you, Y/N/N will come around that corner any second."
Wade has appeared through the passenger side window; he looks a little worse for wear and has a childâs arm growing from his stump, its kind of gross to look at.
"What if Colossus had had his way with me? What then Y/N? I expect this from Wolvie, but not from you! No, no heroic rescue for old Deadpool. I have to save myself because you fuckers are too busy playing hide the adamantium bone! Â Thanks for nothing guys. Now the car has old man sex stank to it, as if this hunk of shit Honda could get any worse!â
#deadpool#wolverine deadpool#wolverine x reader#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#james howlett x reader#worst logan#logan howlett x you#wolverine smut#wolverine x you#graphics by saradika
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
âŒïžThe Amos grab, yank, stare & approval smack.
That Amos smile đ
That Holden smile đ€©
#the expanse#amos burton#jim holden#oh captain my captain#amos appreciation#holden gotta holden#everybody needs an amos#jamos#roci family dynamics#james broadcast emotions holden#amos is complicated#the Amos affection is off the chart#holdenâs heart on his sleeve + caffeine in his system & zero poker face#amos is a juggernaut ~ devotion or destruction#this is devotion#found family#Amos is soft for Cap#righteous af & murder snuggles bff#Amos shows affection#Holden absorbs affection#omg this dynamic#2x13#growing this bond#holden canât grow a beard but can grow this bond#Amos and touch#Holdenâs tactile touch as a love language personality
58 notes
·
View notes
Text
okay, but the way in the second gif Keefe calls Kelvin âthe handsome manâ (not a handsome man but the handsome man) and mimes his hairstyle, how can you not love this man
bonus kelvin doll:
keefe appreciation post - the righteous gemstones | season three, episode seven "burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe"
#nominating myself as supreme captain of the keefe chambers defense squad#keefe chambers#the righteous gemstones#the righteous gemstones gifs
419 notes
·
View notes