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The infamous Sh'Rann, our beloved rural space vulcans' home, picture taken with the cordial autorisation of Captain Spisee.
I'm really happy to illustrate the Sh'Rann of @android-and-ale, if you haven't started yet, you can read their fic here.
This was a challenge to me for several reasons, for example: I never drew a single spaceship before, but I had so much fun drawing this welded nightmare! It was a blast! So, I hope you'll like it <3
#star trek#star trek fanart#spaceship#my art#sh'rann#vulcan spaceship#welded to#nausicaan spaceships#don't get me started on perspective alright#I know where I'm at#and I'm more of an organic artist#if you know you know#but really#so FUN to draw this#maybe I'll draw more spaceships soon#as usual with an absolute lack of respect of accuracy#watch me make several hours of deep deep dive#searching alpha beta canon manuals and stuff#and go with the flow in front of my tablet#canon is a bitch#and I can be a bitch too
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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Have a meme because I have no self control
Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)
I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏
Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):
#WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE A BOWTIE#As usual my handwriting is dogshit hope u enjoy the meme <3#I know Charlie is bi but that also means she likes girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Lucifer has a ‘tHIS biTCH’ expression specially for alastor it’s canon viv told me#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel 2024#hazbin art#hazbin lucifer#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin charlie#hazbin chaggie#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#vivziepop#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel anthony#angel dust#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#husker#chaggie#charlie x vaggie#thorium.art
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HELLO???? PRO-HERO TOUYA???? I’M FOLDING SO BAD—?????
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#pro-hero touya#alternative universe#canon divergence#sketch#nagatomo1565#like— is there a universe where this man is not fine? EXACTLY. THERE ISN’T. BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS FINE AS HELL?????#i’m currently crying while gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. we could’ve had it all if a certain selfish bitch wasn’t a selfish bitch…#whenever there’s a new sketch of dabi i’m just🧎🏻♀️#yes sir… absolutely. YES.#THAT COCKY LITTLE SMIRK STOPSJDKSJDKSJXKSJXKAJZKAJZJAJZKSJSK
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constellations by jade lemac is jegulus coded w regulus pov.
thought of this while listening to the song for the first time, now im fucking heartbroken ughhhhhh sobbing
#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#james x regulus#starchaser#sunseeker#canon is a bitch#maurauders#jade lemac#constellations
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Just realized that with mcu canon not counting aos and having steve go back in time to peggy it means that canon Sousa lost both badass agents :(
the poor guy deserves a break
It has been half a decade since Agents of SHIELD ended and i still cannot believe they made the main character's endgame love interest the originally endgame love interest of a whole other show
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Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.
Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.
Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.
#I don't know Gordon's lore but I've never seen his wife#I know he has a son and daughter#So his wife had to have gone somewhere#I'm going with dead#canon is my bitch#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#ao3#dp x dc crossover#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#jazz fenton#commisioner gordon#barbara gordon
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This can also work the other way around ☆
(all i do for the jagertity community is give em these two dorks drawn as silly memes )
#grace chasity#max jagerman#holy ghost#jagertity#i think itd be funny if max canonically gets no bitches#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prides must die fanart#npmd fanart#npmd#starkid npmd#my art#starkid#the sillies#hatchetverse
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What do you mean this DIDNT happen! Nah this canonically happened-
#Smiling friends#smiling friends fanart#Smiling friends art#art#fanart#boost#smiling friends dj spit#dj spit#smiling friends allan#allan red#smiling friends alan#meme art#i lived bitch#a allan adventure#Siri contacted the hospital#He’s chill now#tummy ache survivor#This is canon to me#I Refuse to let them kill off this man#Bro was a paid actor
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Narilambs your goat
Get adopted, idiot
#fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl goat#narinder boutta throw hands up until the goat starts talking#then is just like - 'oh you crave violence??? bitch me too the fuck :)'#the lamb is absolutely standing on a box here - there is absolutely no way they are that tall#shorter than both their husband and adopted child - So Sad (yet so adorable)#anyway if the lamb isn't able to use the mating tent in the new update i will personally scream because I NEED CANON SHITTENS#i made this instead of sleeping or working on more important comics lol#ok time to go be sleepydelirious while inking other things
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y'all constantly pit fanon and canon together when it should be more like this
#danny phantom#dp#danny phantom canon#danny phantom fanon#why are we pitting two bad bitches against each other /hj#i know it's fun to shit on b*tch h*rtman productions but there is some real good heart in the canon of the show you just gotta dig for it#but on the other hand the fanon that people HAVE made based on the ideas the show tiptoes around is also BEAUTIFUL#i am a fanon AND canon lover here#ominous posts
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Slip-Up
#i put way too much effort than intended hhh#I LOVE DRAWING BDAY ART... ITS A SHAME NONE OF THE BOYS HAVE A CANON BIRTH DATE#but yeah this is how i imagine how Soap and Gaz would learn bout Ghost's bday cuz bitch nEVER SHARES#also ngl... this is also based on real life exp HSAHSHASH MY SHS FRIENDS FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY CUZ WE WERE SO STRESSED ABOUT MIDTERMS#they bought me a small cupcake with a candle and this sort of blueberry cheesecake and it was so good!!#my art#2023#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#codmw#codmwii#codmwiii#modern warfare#mw2#mw3#ghost#soap#gaz#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#task force 141#tf141#141#art#fanart#digital art
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Steve Harrington needed hearing aids.
He wasn't born needing them. In fact, he was just about as healthy as a young man in his social class could be. But numerous head injuries eventually led to gradually worsening hearing loss, leading him to needing mostly useless hearing aids.
His damage was so severe he actually needed cochlear implants but his parents kicked him out of their house and off of their insurance plan when he got caught kissing his teammate back in high school. With his minimum wage job and splitting rent with his roommate Robin, he currently did not make enough money for such a luxury.
So he did the next best thing: he learned ASL.
It was free, other than his time invested, and Robin was the one to suggest it. After all, she was already fluent in five languages and had been in band for twelve years. If anyone could teach herself and a hard of hearing person to sign, it was Robin Buckley.
The only bad part was, they were the only two who seemed to know the damn language, leaving Steve to strain to hear or read lips lest he get (mostly) silently yelled at by some deranged customer.
So when he spotted a guy around his age with long, dark curly hair and perfectly round black glasses with side shields, he knew he had to act.
He knew what it was like to have people gloss over the fact that you exist, or even berate you for it; so he took a page out of Robin's book.
He learned braille.
Sure, technically Steve could still speak to the boy, but wouldn't it be more special if he could read what Steve wanted to say?
So he practiced and practiced until he was happy, bringing the card to work where his crush appeared to be a regular.
As Steve sees him walk in, he knows today's the day.
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Hi I am Steve sorry if this is weird but I just wanted to say you are really cute and I would like to ask you out on a date
Steve is giddy when he wanders over to the boy in dark clothes. He had on black jeans that are ripped at the knees, a Metallica band tee, a leather jacket, and a denim battle vest. He's perfect. He's hot.
Steve's footsteps must be louder than he expects because the object of his affection immediately turns in his direction.
"Hi," Steve greets as he presses the thick stock paper into his hands.
The boy angles his head down with a frown as he traces an index finger over the raised dots, before looking right at Steve behind those dark frames.
He takes them off, and Steve learns after so long that his eyes are brown.
"I'm sorry," his crush says, Steve recognizing those syllables easy enough, "But I can't read this. What is it you're trying to say?"
But now that response is too much, Steve can't keep up. All he knows is the card he worked so carefully punching little holes in with a special tool he had to buy was now being pushed back into his hands.
Steve doesn't try to answer, he just wants to get the hell away before his tears spill over, but a hand on his shoulder stops him in his tracks.
He tenses, squeezes his eyes shut and braces for impact, but when a familiar hit doesn't land on his face, he cautiously opens his teary eyes to find him staring right at Steve.
"Are you okay?" He asks, but Steve can't be quite sure if he's checking on him or asking if he's gay.
Steve's own frown appears on his face as he points to his ears.
"Can't hear too good."
His mouth drops open, rushing to spiel something Steve doesn't catch. He must realize this because he's taking Steve's card back from him now as he mimics writing something with raised eyebrows.
Steve nods his head, more confused that the guy he thought was blind seemed to be understanding him perfectly.
He fishes out the little pad of paper and pen he keeps with him for moments not quite like this, passing the two items over.
He scribbles for a moment before letting Steve read what he's written in big loopy letters.
Hi, I'm Eddie. Sorry, I can't read braille. What did you say?
Steve furrows his brows.
I thought you might know it. Aren't you blind?
Eddie shakes his head with a little smile.
The glasses? I have killer migraines. Never go anywhere without them.
Steve smacks himself in the face. He's been such a fool!
Eddie taps him to gain his attention once more before handing him the notepad and pen.
What did you say? I'd like to know :)
Steve worries his bottom lip.
Hi I'm Steve. Sorry if this is weird but I just wanted to say you're really cute and I would like to ask you out on a date
He's nervous as he hands it back, but Eddie's wide grin and eager nod does wonders to knock back those worries.
I thought you'd never ask, Steve.
#Some steddie au to soothe soul#canon typical violence for Steve tho#eddie's migraine wear inspired by my migraine wear#we wear sunglasses inside bitch#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#steddie ficlet#hard of hearing steve harrington#steddie au
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Why did no one tell me about the time Langa thought "Reki was hitting on me :0"
LANGA CANONICALLY THINKS REKI HAS BEEN FLIRTING WITH HIM OMFG
That right there👆 is the official comic "chill out" btw
#why did no one tell me#sk8 the infinity#cries in gay#sk8 reki#sk8 langa#reki kyan#langa hasegawa#renga#sk8 renga#reki x langa#renga canon#this bitches be gay#gay gay homosexual gay#aalesu says stuff#sk8 chill out#sk8 spin off
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"Uhp-uhp-bup-bup." Danny says loudly, cutting off the crime lord bleeding all over his living room. He presses a finger to his lips, despite knowing that Red couldn't see it, and stifles his rage behind a playful smile.
He's lucky he's facing the kitchen, his back turned to Hood. He can see the fury green of his eyes reflecting back at him in the chrome of the sink, he's threatening to crush the rag in his hands. His vision is futzing out in the corners of eyes.
"We don't speak the 'J' name in this household." He says in almost a sing-song, because if he doesn't, then the Gotham oil sitting, boiling, behind his teeth and coating his tongue will spittle out and Danny's already haunting his apartment just by his mere presence. He doesn't want to haunt it more.
He can hear the whine of the lightbulbs, threatening to burst like a popped balloon. He turns the water off and and rings the rag out tighter than he perhaps should.
"You don't like the clown?" Hood asks him, and Danny's not sure if he's mocking him for it. There's a knowing lilt in his voice that throws back Danny to their first meeting on that balcony. If he were anyone else, Danny might've just punched him.
His heel turns sharply towards him, a tight smile on his face and an even tighter look around his eyes. At least he knows that the green has faded because the pounding behind his eyes are gone, his grief-born, death-made rage sizzling back beneath his veins. "I think you already know why, Ridin' Hood."
A grief like this don't stay buried, after all.
#*cutely gives Danny pit rage* dont worry yall he's just. in a mood. nothing to worry about :]#its not officially pit rage but hey it may as well be interpreted as such#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#cfau#childhood friends au#dead on main#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#is this canon?? bitch it might be. god i wanna write chapter four but the plot bunnies are just not breeding#danny fenton is a banshee#banshee danny fenton#cfau danny#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc au
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a silly lil thing i had in my brain…. more uzurengiyuu… and wives cause they’re pretty
in honors of the newest demon slayer ep frfr
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shinobu, noticing giyuu’s wearing a ring: oh? what’s with the rings??
giyuu; i’m married
shinobu: what-
giyuu: i’m still processing it myself
shinobu: to who?? help me process this…
giyuu: tengen and rengoku
shinobu: WHAT
giyuu: rengoku proposed to me with a half eaten ringpop, tengen had an actual ring, and hina, suma and makio just grabbed me and told me im their husband now
shinobu: … oh my god
giyuu: my bloodline is now secure and i got myself some babes, life is good
shinobu: i can’t believe this
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i’m so sane about them i promise,,, giyuu went from being lonely to having two husbands and three wives, he has that autistic rizz dont fuck with him
sigh…. i love them all
#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#giyuu tomioka#tengen uzui#kyojuro rengoku#kny suma#kny hinatsuru#kny makio#shinobu kocho#<-#i love them sm#don’t worry guys rengoku gave giyuu a blue ringpop for the aesthetic#and yes#giyuu did get picked up by the scruff like a cat by tengens wives#he did not even fight back#pretty women can drag him wherever#he’s so real for that#giyuu my bisexual king#he’s living the dream#lucky bitch#but also good for you man#also i love the canon fact that suma actually really likes giyuu#he’s her fav hashira (also tengen of course)#hashira training arc#rengiyuu#uzugiyuu#uzuren#uzurengiyuu
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