#canon is a bitch

[spongynova]

The infamous Sh'Rann, our beloved rural space vulcans' home, picture taken with the cordial autorisation of Captain Spisee.

I'm really happy to illustrate the Sh'Rann of @android-and-ale, if you haven't started yet, you can read their fic here.

This was a challenge to me for several reasons, for example: I never drew a single spaceship before, but I had so much fun drawing this welded nightmare! It was a blast! So, I hope you'll like it <3

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Well fuck. This kills me.

Fuck Dumbledore.

Fuck Snape.

Fuck every adult who continued to view Sirius with suspicion despite him being completely innocent and wrongfully imprisoned for 12 years in a complete Hell hole. And who didn’t acknowledge how much they were asking of him, and at what personal cost. No wonder he survived Azkaban with his sanity in tact only to descend into depression and drinking when stuck in his childhood home in that situation…

What will always kill me is that the Death Eaters - his cousin Bellatrix, Lucius Malfoy, Mulciber, even Voldemort - are I believe the only ones who knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was never a traitor, that he never betrayed James Potter (“Sirius Black betray Potter? Those two co-dependent, pathetic bromance, never-saw-one-without-the-other wankers? Are you having a laugh?”) Lily Evans, or their precious baby boy.

Walburga didn’t believe it either.

The people who should have known him best, all of them - Remus Lupin and Minerva McGonagall included - thought he was guilty… shame on them!

I imagine James would be furious greeting them all in the afterlife. Lily would roar at them too. Bastards.

can’t help but think of how, if we choose to go by sirius’ characterisation as a private, arrogant teen who only lets a select few into his circle, sirius’ post-azkaban life just have been such an utterly humiliating experience for him.

especially OoTP. when he has all these near strangers in his childhood house, that he hated and loved and ran away from and couldn’t ever escape. if he spent his entire pre-azkaban existence building a cold and aloof persona, not letting people know what his home life had been like, then to have all of these people get a front row seat to it because of kreacher and portrait walburga’s shenanigans must have been near unbearable. to have the entire order, including snape whom he disliked and mistrusted, hear the kinds of names he’s being called.

not only does he have to deal with the retraumatisation of his childhood, but also the fact that he’s flayed open for everyone to see. it’s not only his freedom, innocence, dignity that has been snatched from him but his privacy also. it’s such a cruel thing to experience, on top of everything else.

to have literal children, his godson who he has been kept away from all this while, whom he presumably wants to be able to look up to him, to have him see into the deepest parts of his soul. to have to be so weak in front of him. not only is he subjected to such vileness but he also cannot do anything about it.

sirius has not had a moment of peace in all the time we knew him. it is indignity upon indignity that is heaped onto him. every other character has gotten a moment of respite but him. it fully breaks my heart.

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

[kelin-is-writing]

HELLO???? PRO-HERO TOUYA???? I’M FOLDING SO BAD—?????

[biancabxtch]

constellations by jade lemac is jegulus coded w regulus pov.

thought of this while listening to the song for the first time, now im fucking heartbroken ughhhhhh sobbing

[temperamentalaquarius]

"I headcannon Dick as manipulative" you and the writers of Nightwing babe

[tiredgatt0]

Just realized that with mcu canon not counting aos and having steve go back in time to peggy it means that canon Sousa lost both badass agents :(

the poor guy deserves a break

It has been half a decade since Agents of SHIELD ended and i still cannot believe they made the main character's endgame love interest the originally endgame love interest of a whole other show

[knifknightkorner]

Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.

Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.

Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.

[ruebird]

hbd alhaitham!

[miwkchii]

This can also work the other way around ☆

(all i do for the jagertity community is give em these two dorks drawn as silly memes )

[simpin-on-noodles]

What do you mean this DIDNT happen! Nah this canonically happened-

[silme-lorien]

i think gandalf might be a comedic genius. half the things that come out of that fucking wizards mouth is a sarcastic rebuttal to something, and it doesn't even matter who he's talking to. that bitch will clock anyone tbh

[chickenbuttburger]

This is how I see every oc x canon for the eltingville club

[krysmcscience]

Narilambs your goat

Get adopted, idiot

[mikewheelerscloset]

ravenclaw barty crouch jr who refuses to go all the way down to the dungeons so regulus has to answer some batshit crazy riddle at 3am to see his stupid boyfriend