#cannot be helped

[strawbbfluff]

“t-thohohoma! gehehehet off!” you squealed, desperately prying at the housekeeper’s fingers which were currently latched on your sides.

he chuckled in response. “oh, i don’t think so, y/n! why would you ever hide a secret as cute as this one from me? i feel like this deserves at least some punishment, no?”

you almost went up the WALL when his nimble fingertips scratched their way up into your underarms. you were well and truly stuck.

“plehehehease! i’m sohohohorry!” you giggled, kicking your legs in protest when his hands only sped up.

“not yet you aren’t~”

[dollyichi]

don’t ask isagi to massage ur back his hands are going on ur clit in seconds

[stwur]

Obsessed with her

Portrait of the Artist's Daughter Helena with a Sparrowhawk, by Jan Matejko, 1882-83

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

went to the hairdresser and was chill for the first ten minutes of my haircut and then the hairdresser touched my hair, as they had been doing for ten minutes straight, and I flinched so hard I think I left the seat briefly, and the hairdresser didn’t say a god damn thing or react at all beyond moving the scissors away briefly

and that’s how I know that I’ve been visiting there long enough to be known.

[kingsnack]

chin hands at the pretty jock boy.

staring at the pretty metal head back @munsontm

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[saintforan]

Been really into sonadow lately- is it noticeable?

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[melxhunter]

I feel like there are a lot of people out there who needs to hear this:

If you dropped out of school because of diagnosed (or undiagnosed) ADHD, Autism, ADD, OCD, Dyslexia, Anxiety, Depression, Bipolar disorder, psychotic disorders, schizophrenia etc… You did not fail. The education system failed you.

[gunnenmoonlight]

I have this meme lying around and my mood rn man…I can’t

I felt like I’ve been robbed. I can’t stop watching the premiere. I’ve been crying since 5am. When the premiere started, now it’s 5pm and I’m still crying. man…

[yellow-sword]

argenti woooo argenti wooooohoh ouooo

[lilislegacy]

percy, playfully: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love me?

annabeth: right now? maybe a 6

percy: what, why?

annabeth, scoffing and rolling her eyes:

percy: what? i’m confu— oh my gods. this again? for the last time, it is not my fault that the store didn’t have my shampoo that you love! you are just going to have to deal with my hair smelling like sea and surf instead of nautical fresh for a little while!

annabeth: you could get it online!

percy: THEY’RE OUT OF STOCK!

grover: i miss when you two fought about normal things. like possibly fatal quests

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing