#can't wait for bottoms

[stuff-diary]

Suddenly felt like rewatching Shiva Baby (yes I was in the mood for an anxiety-inducing comedy) and god, it really is such a great movie. Brilliant script, genius directing, fantastic score and perfect performances.

[wrongspacetime]

PJ & Hazel BOTTOMS (2023) | dir. Emma Seligman

[ohara-n-brown]

New bottom surgery just dropped y'all

[taiturner]

Kaia Gerber as BRITTANY BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

[avocadosockz]

sorry but Nicholas Galitzine going from playing a serious conservative asshole Marine (Purple Hearts) to the bottoming homosexual prince of England (Red White & Royal Blue) to a campy narcissistic high school quarterback in a lesbian fight club rom com (Bottoms) is absolutely insane I applaud this man's range and the audacity of his agent

[fisheito]

still thinking about those promo pics where they locked the tops and bottoms in separate rooms

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#That Season 3 Teddie Glow Up👌

[franeridart]

The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 37

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[karleksmumskladdkaka]

Diabolik Lovers More, Blood Vol.3 Mukami Ruki Stellaworth Tokuten Bromide & Short Story Paper

Originally, these were tokutens you'd get for buying Ruki's CD through the Stellaworth store. Nowadays you might find them sold at flea markets or second hand stores. The story is written from Ruki's POV, and takes place right after the ending of his CD, with him and Yui still on the rooftop.

Enjoy the angst (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)d

(Don't repost anywhere!)

[allastoredeer]

What funny for me it's when I see some people in radioapple fandom saying why they can't see Alastor as a bottom is because "he would never be a bottom because of his ego!" (and right under a post with b!Alastor content, the nerve)

Meanwhile Lucifer, King of all Hell, Sin of Pride personified, the man who stole Adam's first wife and claimed to do the same with the second, and had two songs about how great he is compared to others: am I a joke to you?

EXACTLY! Preach Anon!

Lucifer's ego is just as big, if not bigger, than Alastor's. I was rewatching the show recently, and during the "Dad Beat Dad" episode, literally the only person he was nervous, bumbling, or awkward around was Charlie (and Vaggie, to a certain degree considering she's Charlie's girlfriend).

In every other interaction he was smug, arrogant, indifferent, unimpressed, or downright dismissive. His whole song with Alastor was just him flexing his power and getting more and more insecure & angry about how "close" Alastor and Charlie were. I think people forget that Lucifer is the Sin of Pride, and you can 100% see it in his behavior towards the other characters. Obviously, he got closer to the Hazbin Crew, especially during the last song in the finale, but that doesn't make his ego magically disappear.

And I love that about him.

I find his huge capacity to love (both Charlie and creation) so endearing, but it's better and so much more interesting, when it's paired with the fact that his ego gets bruised so easily. He's the most powerful being in Hell, while also being insecure as fuck, while also being the personification of Pride itself. Is that not the tastiest, most delectable character to ever character????

Look, yes, Lucifer is depressed. He and Lilith got divorced. He and Charlie were estranged to each other for years. He lost his will to dream after being cast out from Heaven. He spent all his time making little rubber ducks, locked away in his room. But that doesn't, by any means, make the man humble.

If you look at Alastor and say he's got too big of an ego to bottom, and then turn around and make Lucifer the most bottomy bottom ever, then I say go back and rewatch the show, cuz you're missing a few very important factors. Especially if you're basing someone's capacity to bottom on ego alone. (I, personally, love it when prideful, egotistical characters bottom. It's so much fun).

Mostly just...hhhhhh, please stop stripping away all of my short-kings most interesting characteristics. I don't want a small, wide-eyed, easily manipulated little UwU soft boi. I want snarky, powerful as fuck, insecure, egotistical, provocative short-king who gets pissy when his daughter talks to a homicidal deer man with a silly haircut instead of him (while also being very soft, loving, and caring). He's multi-faceted, and that's what makes him interesting.

Once again, this isn't me getting after people who enjoy top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer. Do what you want, I hope you're having fun. Just don't go commenting below other people's posts with shit like "Alastor wouldn't bottom because of his ego," when Lucifer is just as much of an egotistical little shit as he is.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[ashbp]

Last post I told y'all I lost a pair of fishnets cause they were ripped apart... But...

I couldn't care less.

We just wanted to try intox to see if we're into it.... The idea has been on my mind for a while and I totally trust my partner to take good care of me. So I've been a good boy and ended up drinking a bottle of wine, eating a gummy and smoking more than usual...

I was so drunk and high, I'm usually good with alcohol but not knowing what they were gonna do to me and the general hornyness made my mind wanders quickly.

Any caress was overwhelming, any spank made me want more, any moan of satisfaction from them was a delight.

I was trying so hard to keep it together until they handcuffed me.

Then I lost it.

They asked me to suck them, I tried to kiss them and slowly go down, but they grabbed my hair and push me against their cock. The deeper I went, the wetter I got. Gosh the praises and the moans just drove me crazy. They teased my hard and wet tdick til I was just a whimpering mess. They finally ripped apart the fishnet and fucked me hard, stopping everytime I was reaching orgasm.

My mind was so focused on the pleasure (and sometimes the pain) they were giving me. I just needed them to touch me, to fill me, to use me. They're the only one I do anal with, I was so tight around their dick every twitch made me go even crazier. But it wasn't enough, they filled my pussy with a big toy, just to feel even tighter in my ass. Fuck it was so good being so full and useful for them, as they kept filling my holes over and over again. They made sure I was overstimulated for hours. The only mercy I had was to drink a bit more and take a few more hits on the joint. My mind was blank, so their moans engraved themselves in my head. I was theirs, the perfect toy to use and abuse for hours.

I wanted more, I needed more, I just wanted them to enjoy my body as they wish. It was already overwhelming and approaching my limits but the only thought I had was how it could be so much worse. They could've restrain me even more, put me in any position they'll like to admire how hard, wet and impatient for their touch I was. Spank me harder. Use wax. Try to stretch me even more, experimenting on which of their toys I can take entirely, just to praise and degrade me for how wide I became for them, how good I was for them. They could've been so much rougher. I'd have done anything.

But oh it was still perfect, feeling their skin against mine, taking every centimeters of their cock, feeling numb but not enough so I can enjoy everything they did to me. I wasn't mindless, I was just their personal fleshlight, a doll made to please them however they'd like.

Anyway, it was a fun night 🤭

HE/HIM

I'm a trans man, if you're not into dudes you won't be into me.

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Someone should make an analysis of Amphibia's geography for fanfic writing purposes and by someone I mean Oh god please let there be something out there so I won't be tempted to procastinate on studying for my finals working on a detailed world map for a fantasy Disney show about talking frogs and polyamorous lesbian divorce when the writers themselves probably didn't think much about it beyond what would be funny in each individual episode

[httpiastri]

heartbreak, victories and sweet sweet faces 💘

[the-magicians-ravens]

REMEMBER!!! gay media august ISN'T OVER!! lesbian comedy Bottoms releases on august 25th in a theater near you!!!!!!

[dreamboyslut]

daydreaming about sharing a dorm room with a jock who would rather die than being seen in public with me but when he comes back one night, drunk and bothered after a night out, he falls down onto my bed and kiss and lick and suck hickeys on my neck, acting all needy when I wake up and ask him what the fuck he's doing, and I can't resist him when I feel him hard against my ass and he's taking his clothes off and my boxers disappears too, now his dick is sliding between my thighs and i feel wet and slippery and it slips in me, my cunt feels tight, and I'm so warm and pliant and he's whispering in my ear how good it feels to be inside me, gentle and hard at the same time with the way he holds me tight against him while his dick is pounding me, it doesn't take long before he freezes, he's so deep inside, and he comes with a grunt... he's still draped around me when I feel his body relax and he falls asleep

[vampirehizzies]

klaus and elijah sitting there with torn clothes covered in each other's blood making a mess of the compound and talking in civil british voices while freya looks at them with Disapproving Older Sister face is making me cackle