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Why must building things be so expensive
#i would love to just build my own house in the form of a castle but noooooooo#cost of materials has fucking skyrocked so its cheaper to simply buy one#which is fine but#booooo#I would go through with my initial plan of buying land in my family's home town in mexico and building my castle there#if it werent for the fact that I'm certain it would draw the attention of the cartel occupying the town#can't have shit anywhere#andy.exe
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Out of Context Stuff for a Danyal Al Ghul au i haven't posted - Pit Beast Danyal
Damian, 13: Look, Danyal, -- I am so sorry for everything that happened between us in the League, I hope you can forgive me.
Danny, 10 (allegedly): (has been secretly plotting to murder Damian this whole time, is still gonna do it obvs, but is going to make it significantly less painful now)
Danny: I-- of course, older brother. :]
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Bruce: what do you have there, Damian?
Damian:
Danny: (a hulking 10ft pit beast standing beside him, growling idly with ram horns gouging out his eyes and a second set of horns jutting into the air, spines down his back, and a long, spiked tail with an animalistic, skull-like face)
Damian, who smuggled him in (they've made amends): a smoothie, father
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Damian: this is my little brother Danyal, i murdered him when he was five. He festered in rage for the last half-a decade, took over a League mountain base in Switzerland, murdered everyone inside and then tried to murder me when I went to investigate with Drake.
Danny: hello!
Damian: we're cool now
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Damian: thoughts on resurrection
Danny, (a full ghost): i will succeed in murdering you if you try it
Damian: we'll put a pin in it then
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Danny (still instilled with League values): why don't we just murder him??
Damian, on patrol (Danny followed him): we don't murder people, Danyal
Danyal:,,,,are you sick, Dami?? Have you been possessed? Why not!?
(There is raucous laughing through the comms)
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Danny, five, pre-death: Dami! :D
Danny, dead, vengeful: Older brother (:
Danny, post-forgiveness: Dami! :]
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For some actual context: Danny is fully dead in this au, its a result of the classic DPxDC Demon Twins "death duel" trope but instead of Danny getting revived, he stays fully dead. Danny was five, Damian was seven. His ghost lingered though, and due to the proximity of the pits his ghost steadily absorbed the ambient energy it was letting off. The pits are not corrupted ectoplasm in this au, it's just liquid ecto.
Which means Danny's corruption from an angry and hurt little ghost boy to an unrecognizable monster is from his own doing. It's a result of him stewing in his hurt and anger for years, it physically warped him. He's very powerful. Danny can travel between League Bases but chose a small, out-of-the-way base in the Swiss mountains to fester in and then just. Never Left.
His influence steeped into the very foundations of the building, allowing him to transform and warp the rooms and hallways for his own bidding, Meaning he could turn it into a seemingly unending labyrinth if he so wished to, and block the entrance.
Eventually, blinded (both metaphorically and physically) by his own rage, Danny grew powerful enough to appear physically in the living realm and attacked everyone in the base, slaughtering them all and leaving the base abandoned. He attacks anyone who dares enter -- whether that be other league members, or the unfortunate hiker who stumbled across the base. His conscious is steeped into every nook and cranny of the building, there is nowhere you can hide where he can't find. Nobody leaves without his explicit say so. Nobody ever does.
Him appearing as ten years old before Damian in the skits above is his own physical doing. First it was to prevent Damian from being suspicious of him. Damian initially thought Danny was revived with the pits, he was too busy with his own training afterwards to notice that Danny never showed up again, and when he did notice, he assumed it was because Danny was too ashamed of his loss to face him. He'd always forget to ask about him.
Then it becomes a personal choice to appear as ten. It's how old he would've been had he been alive.
danny forgiving Damian is kinda for an offshoot branch of the main au. Whereas the main au takes the form of a ps4 first person horror game where Damian and Tim are investigating the Base for Plot Reasons. There's no sign of the rumored "monster" living inside until the end, where Danny, who was found inside the Base and has been happily "helping" them look around, manages to persuade Damian into splitting off from Tim in order to "show him something."
This something turns out to be Danny revealing that he never really forgave Damian for that fight, and he reveals through a horrifying transformation, that he was the monster the whole time. Which the game subtly hints at throughout as Danny's strange behavior becomes harder to ignore.
First from his insistence to only refer to Damian as "older brother" (when before the duel he always called him Damian or Dami), to him right off the bat denying the existence of a monster when questioned. ("There's no monster here, older brother. It's just me.") To other various things, like his knowledge of the outside world not matching up to modern times or things going on with the league outside of the base, or what happened to the other league members.
This whole idea was inspired by the song "Scylla" from Epic the Musical, with Danyal being the voice of Scylla as well as Odysseus, while Damian stands as Eurylochus. The instrumentals after Scylla says "hello" is him turning into the pit beast, and Scylla's "drown in your sorrow and fears" part is danny, as the pit beast, snarling at Damian while he attacks him.
There's a Good Ending, a Bad Ending, and a True Ending. The Bad Ending results in Damian being killed by Danny, it happens when Damian decides not to question or suspect Danny and treats him kindly. The Bad Ending is a cutscene, where Danny kills Damian quick and painlessly.
Meanwhile the Good Ending is Damian killing Danny. This is a boss fight, and it happens when Damian treats Danny coldly and suspiciously the whole time. Danny as a result, decides to make Damian's death painful as he had planned to, which is why it's a boss fight because it only causes him to double down on his anger.
The True Ending is Damian escapes with Tim. It happens when you treat Danny warmly up until the last minute, where when Danny proposes to Damian that he wants to show him something, Damian goes to talk to Tim and finally, reluctantly agrees that something is off with Danny, and that he'll be careful going in. It starts off with the boss fight until a third through, where it then changes to a cutscene where Tim manages to get the door open and Damian escapes out. It's then a chase scene down a never-ending hallway as the building actively works to keep you trapped inside. But you eventually make it to the exit so long as you avoid all the projectiles and doors.
Remember when I mentioned that Danny only lets people leave when he wants them to? That's where the treating Danny kindly throughout the game comes into play. It causes him to second guess himself and, eventually, reawaken and strengthen the love and admiration he had for Damian prior to his murder. It's why in the Bad Ending he kills Damian quickly -- because by then, he loves him enough that he doesn't want him to suffer, but is still so consumed by his rage and need for vengeance that he kills him anyways. That quiet part is what allows Damian (and Tim) to find the exit, because some part of Danny still loves Damian enough that he wants him to live.
The True Ending ends with a cutscene of Damian and Tim tumbling out into the snow/grass outside of the base. Damian looks up back to the entrance to see Danny standing there. But rather than a ten year old boy, there's a little five year old Danyal Al Ghul instead. He stares at Damian emotionlessly, blood seeping from his chest, staining his clothes, and little, bloody sword in his hands and tearstains on his cheeks, before he turns away and disappears back into the building.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#danyal al ghul au#danny phantom#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#pit beast danny#danyal al ghul#dpxdc au#damian and danny forgiveness route is kinda like a post-true ending idea where damian decides to return to the base and find a way to help#danny.#and also because nobody in that fucking family processes grief in any kind of sane way he is also plotting a way to resurrect his dead#brother with the lazarus pits. he just needs to find where he was buried. and also hopefully get danny's permission. he's gonna do it anywa#but it'll be nicer if danny agrees to it beforehand. that way danny isn't angry with him when he eventually revives him#also if tim dies at any point during the game you have to restart to your last save point. there's not many opportunities for him to becaus#danny is honestly not that interested in him but its still there. some details for the game: danny's pit beast model has the highest#resolution out of everything there. meanwhile his human model has the lowest. he also lacks a shadow and his voice carries a strange echo#that's subtle enough to sound like an accidental audio mistake. his voice gets more warped as the good ending progresses and becomes more#human during both the true and bad ending. it indicates his forgiveness and growing care for damian. while in the good ending he gradually#grows more pissed.#danny has shit eyesight as a result of his eyes being gouged out for years. but since he's literally one with the building he doesn't#need any help walking through it. he can travel it with his eyes closed. if he's anywhere else though he needs to be holding onto something#he also has one eye covered in bandages in his ten year old form because he can't get that eye to heal and look human.
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Billy would definitely be talking mad shit about (almost) all gods to JL. Wherever it is ancient, old, or new drama, and by now picking up habits from those gods and being opinionated himself about the whole situations to mainly Aquaman's -bc poseidon- and Wonder Woman's -bc most female gods- dismay.
The whole thing would've gone to a head when Marvel again says shit about poseidon for almost sinking all of Japan again -honestly Japan's natural disasters are crazy common, like did some old Japanese emperor piss on the tridon he found bc he thought it would've been funny or something?- and Aguaman snaps at Marvel about why he never says shit about for example Zeus bc he probably deserves most shit-talking from a human. Marvel wheeze laughs like, "Dude, he's sponsoring me. The one time I talked shit about him, I had to sacrifice a chicken and two goats for him to give me my powers back. Do you know how expensive those get?"
So anyway, Superman would've gotten salty that he got mind controlled by a space catapillar during that time because Marvel couldn't keep his opinions to himself.
#fanon#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfiction ideas#billy batson#dc#dc comics#shazam#captain marvel#dc captain marvel#justice league#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#aquaman#arthur curry#superman#clark kent#if billy could have afforded it#he would talk shit again#but he can't#a goat can cost anywhere between $75 and $200#that's a lot of money
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#i really don't know what to do with the placements of these galarian forms with how fucked up the galar dex is#well shit i guess cursola has a natdex number‚ doesn't it? fuck. lemme look for it real quick 'cause#if i'm going purely natdex and ignoring regional forms then technically cramorant should come next#but this one came before sandaconda in the. galar dex#UUUGHHH HOLD ON#cursola is natdex 864. compared to sandaconda which is 844. this should be like 20 later#but it's going here because idk what the fuck is happening#and also i already made this post so you get it now#cursola fans rejoice. but like. galarian weezing? that doesn't have its own natdex number but i can't find a model for it anywhere#so cramorant is next?? ugh. pokémon company step up your game please#cursola
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To whomever wrote this scene:
✨🩷✨I hate you✨🩷✨
#I feel betrayed#no wonder he never ever uses his mouth during segg both for making sounds and getting anywhere near pc' chest#I will NEVER forgive this mf#THESE BADONKERS ARE FOR YOU YOU FUCKING COWARD#sigh#this half-ass mf he can't work properly like an adult and also can't behave like a good child either#at this rate Robin' biggest character development I could ask for is for him to comfortably drink pc' milk STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE#*WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYY*#*sigh*#poor my daughter#You mean I can not have the “nooo you can't give all your milk to our baby I want some too” scenario for Robin and Lya???#*cry*#I was sooooooo gonna draw it but this#this shit single-handedly shatter my dream#screen sharing#dol pc#robin the orphan#dol robin#dol#degrees of lewdity
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tired of people who want pjo movie references in the disney+ show. "logan lerman should've been-" i don’t care. "poker face in the casino-" actually i hope ms. gaga keeps her entire discography miles away from it. i don't care move on
#peace and love🫶#this isn't even to say I didn't like those parts of the movies or that I can't see the appeal in having references in the show#I'm just tired of HEARING about it oh my god#the pjo movies are getting all of the loving looking back they could need#just in the fact that people's opinions of them are clearly shifting#like people look back on them more fondly now they were VERY bad adaptations but fun movies overall with some good scenes#I think the shift in public opinion is also due to the d+ show btw I think the fact we have a good adaptation now#means people no longer feel the need to spend energy publicly and viscerally disavowing the movies anymore#but we still don't really need references to it!! especially when it's shit you're so clearly not getting I'm sorry#they're not putting logan lerman anywhere in there you know this look inside yourself#and they're DEFINITELY not putting poker face in the lotus hotel scene COME ON NOW THAT WOULD JUST BE STUPID#the lotus hotel scene is already going to undeniably get compared to the pjo movie version#and they. kind of have a lot to beat. the lotus hotel scene was so much fun#there's already going to be a bunch of “which was better?” discourse about it#using poker face would honestly probably not help. also then it's not gonna be a fun scene in it's own right#it's gonna be a fun and good scene to people just cause it references some bad movies#anyway I hope they pick a different song I saw some people say hotel room-#pjo#pjo tv#pjo disney+
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Jimmy x timmy is an inherently tragic ship when you think about it
#timmy turner#it's doomed yaoi fr#Timmy is bound to forget jimmy even of he doesn't theor both from different dimensions#not to mention while his home life might not be the best he still has friends in his own dimension#if we go the timmy becomes a fairy route he will out live jimmy (hey at least Danny has one friend that won't die for awhile)#im all for fluff for this ship but im always going to love the consequences that come from timmy side#my boy can't have shit he either forgets his fairies and bf or he doesn't but outlives him#bonus points if becoming a fairy has sode effects especially on memory because why not make it more angsty#i wasn't going anywhere with this it's just thoughts
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WHAT THE FUCK, OH MY FUCKING GOD??????
ANGEL ON THE MOON HAS ART?????? SOMEONE MADE ART OF MY FIC AND TURNED IT INTO A TIKTOK?????????
I'M SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEARS OF JOY WERE CRIED AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!!!
I'LL NEVER BE THANKFUL ENOUGH FOR THIS, HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE!!!
@kyoshiswife wherever you are, know that I love you immensely for this and thank you so so much???
#sanegiyuu#the way I lost my shit when my friend sent me this#seriously I was FLOORED#I can't find the artist anywhere to thank them and I don't have a tiktok T.T#my fics#my friend just sent me this and said nothing and I was like... I know that dialogue and then saw MY FIC'S NAME ON THE POST#I LOVE THAT SCENE SO MUCH LOOK AT SANEMI'S MAJESTIC LASHES AND MASACHIKA'S SMILE AAAAAAAAAA
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gnawing at the bars of my cage
can we please Stop telling SU blind reactors all the fandom drama and SU crit that came out of every episode so we can allow them to just enjoy the show like a normal person at their own leisure and make their Own opinions thank u
#anyways if i see a SINGLE person comment anywhere from SU s3 to s5 that 'warning the end of s5 is rushed' i will rush right in with#'IN YOUR OPINION'#bc like i know i've beaten this dead horse against the wall a million times but It's Not Rushed Honey it's literally just Fine#it's an Ending#it's Entirely Serviceable#rushed would be if steven pulled a deus ex machina out of his ass at Garnet's wedding and magically healed all corrupted gems by himself#with the power of uwu or whatever#but NO he has to work for his healed corrupted gems#the ones that caused the damage Fix the damage as reparations for the harm they perpetuated#steven learns he is Not His Mom and gains a more stable sense of self#that's all p good and thought out shit to me#i think the ONLY thing that i can remotely point to as potentially 'well damn that was a lot all at once'#was the new fusions one after another. but like come on. why you gonna be mad about that. just enjoy it and have fun brenda#they thought they literally had No More Story and wanted to leave the fans this one last gift#and instead what they get is fans whining that it's 'rushed'#rushed has a shit ass connotation these days#why can't we just say what we mean and call it 'lean storytelling'#it's all the story we needed to get a cohesive ending but without any fat#and like i LOVE me some fat sometimes#but like!! even non fatty meat tastes good!#my god#jen rambles#edited tags to clarify my meaning ahahah
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I drew this explanation post for why I was completely inactive for a week, but then felt too anxious and drained to post it, and subsequently disappeared for a second week
Two main blog drawings and one side blog wip later, I remembered I made this and still think it's funny, so even though I stopped being dead (TM) I still wanted to share lol
Brief series of events at work
^^^old, but I'm still taking it easy so posts on both this blog and my alt will continue to be scattered for now
#so for those of you that don't know; i have moderate combined scoliosis#my entire back is always at least a little strained so i have to really watch my physical activity#but i live in Tennessee where we have the lowest federally allowed minimum wage#so in order to pay for college i have to work in a package distribution company because it's the only place that pays well/has a scholarshi#I'm in the small package dept thankfully (bc spine)#but for the last three months one specific manager kept sending me out to a different area with the heaviest packages in the building#when i first disappeared it was because i was having trouble walking and using stairs lmao#I complained to that manager and it seems I'll be in smalls again for the foreseeable future; so I've had time to recover and am better :D#every day i didn't post after that was due to anxiety and a low social battery BUT I'm getting slightly better on that front too#i have been *very* aware of my spine lately though#the last time I got an xray was ten years ago and i wonder if it's changed since then... not that i can afford a new xray lol#also can i just take a space to complain about the US not using the metric system#so many packages have kilograms ONLY and i have NO frame of reference for that since we don't use kilograms anywhere else#''ooh wow 70 is a big number but surely it can't be that baD- HOLY SHIT THAT'S 154 POUNDS'' <- me all the time#at this point I myself will just switch to metric and make life harder for both myself and life around me out of principle
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dude the admin of tumblr literally targets trans women...
HUH.
WHAT???
#WHY THO THAT'S SO??? WEIRD#makes no fucking sense to me this place is so... lgbtq vibes#anyway guess we aren't safe anywhere#can't have shit rlly#ask#text
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logically i know that my qpp's mom probably has some form of mental disorder in addition to her having chronic inflammation issues. but oh my fucking god is it frustrating to see her just sit on the couch for 24 hours watching reality tv shows pretty much all day while my qpp is too sick to get out of bed and i'm the only one who's doing any cleaning/working full time bc of it
#ventpost#to be clear: while i pay all the bills they do pay me back#but my frustration is that my qpp is the source of all their money. and they're broke 24/7 bc they're chronically ill#so they can't work full time. and they cant get hired anywhere that pays better than 16 bucks an hour#bc they had to drop out of school#and then like 300+ dollars of their paycheck goes to their mom's streaming services and storage units bc she has a hoarding issue#like. shes a nice woman but my issue with her is that she talks about how her inflammation is so bad (and it is)#but she refuses to get an actual job or do anything about it bc she hates working#she's working for a guy who's paying her less than minimum wage editing a website when she could be going full time working from home#and have the money to pay her own shit + get healthcare#instead i had to put my partner on my health insurance bc it would never get done otherwise#im not impacted much but man. im frustrated for my partner
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I finally finished watching Castlevania S4, and can I just say that Alucard for sure ugly cried the first time that one of those kids called him "Father"? 😭
#netflix castlevania#adrian fahrenheit tepes#alucard castlevania#castlevania season 4#castlevania series#feels#the only other reaction that I can picture him having is shocked silence.#And that one isn't as fun.#He probably started sobbing and just hugged the shit out of all his kids.#Alucard can't go anywhere in that village without his little flock of ducklings trailing behind him.#I won't be convinced otherwise.#It's pretty funny in general to imagine this 20-year-old bitchass trying to raise a whole child.#The fact that there are indeed multiple children only makes it better.#Trevor would laugh if he wasn't still mad about Alucard threatening to call the village “Treffy.”#Sypha knows who to call if they ever need a babysitter.
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lmaoooo no that's not "students have way less missing assignments now 🥰🥰🥰" that's fearmongering the students with detention the second they don't turn in an assignment. btw.
#they also haven't posted the policy up ANYWHERE and that bugs the shit out of me#hey man I have a detention but I can't find where the conditions for my punishment were 😔😔😔#oh well I guess I should just go along with anything the principal says because im a stupid child lalalala 🤪🤪🤪🤪#scrib talks#echoes in the void#sighhhhh
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Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.
Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.
#da2#dragon age 2#sebastian vael#listen in my defense..........i don't like bringing sebastian anywhere sksksks#okay look i seriously tried but every time i bring him somewhere i always think man i wish i had brought someone else#and also i do just forget about him! i finally added him to my party at one point and he had 24 points to spend...#that's how long i neglected him after i promised myself i was gonna use him more and then i didn't#it's not that i don't like sebastian as a character though i do tend to side eye him A LOT... it's just that i like everyone else more#even aveline like i'd take aveline over sebastian any day and that's saying something... or is it? i have a lot of feelings about aveline#whereas my feelings about sebastian could maybe fill a thimble...it doesn't help that in my canon run as a mage hawke#i romance anders and well... sebastian wants me to kill anders and my hawke is like 'do i approve of blowing up the chantry? complicated.'#'am i breaking up with anders for this? absolutely. do i still love him? mmhmmm. am i going to kill him sebby? i'd sooner set varric aflame#then sebastian threatens to bring an army to kirkwall and leaves so i can't say i have the greatest opinion on him#even the time where i did kill anders and he stayed in my party he was just... there#and then he glitched out and started t posing while asking if ed ever found out what anders wanted to do in the chantry so..... yeah#but even this playthrough where i'm playing as a lady warrior with a different personality and everything... i'd just rather use anyone els#also keep him away from bethany i do not approve sksksks she's too good for him#i want to understand and see the different angles of him like with the other companions but i've yet to convince myself to do it#also sebastian romancers out there can you like... explain? genuinely can you explain the appeal? i'm curious#because of all the love interests in da2 i look at sebastian and you'd think i'd maybe be more interested? but it's like...#i know about the chaste marriage and everything like that's fine i don't need sex to be a thing in the relationship but it feels less like#an asexual romance and more like... y'know... being with a priest and i guess that's just not one of my kinks? sksksks#i guess there's also the prince angle but i romanced alistair in dao and kept him a grey warden i don't really care about royalty power#and i don't have issues with him being a part of the chantry [well i do but yknow what i mean] since i romanced cullen in dai#and his whole deal with the chantry and magic and shit makes his romance interesting to me but sebastian is just.... a bit too much i think#i don't know i'd like to understand because i really don't but i also keep forgetting about him
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Incubus Oboro, from an old priest AU (Shouta was the priest uuhhhh)
bro i can't believe i didn't post this one here ever... pls take it as an oldie Christmas gift my dear Oboro enjoyers 😔 🤲 💌
#oboro shirakumo#shirakumo oboro#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#i spent like two hours looking for an incomplete doodle of this au#where Shouta was there but i can't find it anywhere#i think i completely deleted it in my monthly cleaning a long time ago... oops#whatever r.i.p. in piss so sad#....Oboro was the most bottom bitch in this au ok i already confessed leave me alone#😤 😤 😤#i post this shit at 3am bc i won't have time for the rest of the day tbh so...yea#enjoy ig
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